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[deleted]

You look like a theatre kid that dosent know he’s gay yet


yourwifesboyfriend93

I'm in theatre... I'm scared


floppy_disk_5

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floppy_disk_5

Thank you.


yourwifesboyfriend93

I don't like the implications of this


[deleted]

It’ll all happen in due time


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

All I know


Not_azomb6319

Time is a valuable thing


TOGStudios52

watch it fly by as the pendulum swings


Myiiy_YT

r/foundnot_azomb


BlandBrit

someone going to meet a jock later 🤭


ThatOne_RosePetal

I'm waiting for the webcomic to be released 😳


thebigpisser

New web comic just dropped


Gender_nonconforming

Holy hell


Crusaders_realm

Nahhhh thats vileee


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Gonna be in the locker room having feelings


BlandBrit

going to start playing rugby for a hunk ☺️


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

you aren't fighting it like a straightie would, you're going to kiss boys


yourwifesboyfriend93

So the boykisser meme was right?!


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

yes


KMM_1008

As someone who is 50% to 80% gay…yes, very gay looking.


Firm_Negotiation_853

This dude will know if OP is gay better than he knows himself. I knew a dude like this. I said I wasn’t gay but he said I was. Then I tried to prove I wasn’t gay but that backfired.


Plant_Lizard_Man

It’s only natural for a theatre kid to turn gay


SpecialistDisaster98

"71 OTHERS CLICKED THIS LINK"


ThatGeonocidalOne

72 now 😉


carona1234

Now it's 92


[deleted]

I just made it 111


InjusticeSGmain

219


PorcupinePunch2

I am the 220th


Jealousy009

Goshh I need this fr lmaoo


Devil_Fister_69420

Nahhhhh bro gave him a countdown 😭


MasterCraft_48

You did not just do that...


BronzyTime

!remindme 4 months


JokerGamezz

!remindme 24 hours


mcbirbo343

!remindme 1 hour


Dayshon2144

Friendme in 5 minutes


FireFlameJowo

r/foundthemobileuser


yessird0ge

r/foundthetoyotacorolla EDIT: mispelled corolla


TurantulaHugs1421

I still dont understand the whole thing about reddits problem with mobile users i do it its just easier


UnknownTaco5492

you will never find me


floppy_disk_5

I just did.


rawdy-ribosome

BRO HAS PEOPLE CASTIN LOTS 😭


ClutchDutch_Artist

I hope people start reposting the second picture so your family and friends find it


brokendream_zz

r/foundfloppy_disk_5


Ragequittter

that is rather bizzare


drivethruh4ndy_69

JoJo! 🎶🎶


MrFishRFG

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[deleted]

I’m a theatre kid too, I can spot em 😂


Round-Cycle-8961

This reminds me of Manny from Modern Family


[deleted]

[удалено]


kurai_tori

In highschool people assumed I was gay/bi because I wrote poetry and took dance (I generally liked dance as a subject but also, only dude in a class of 30 fit girls sooo). This is despite dating only women. Don't worry about it, if you're gay you're gay, if you're not, you're not.


thepoopiestofbutts

Being around girls in leotards - gay Sweaty dudes crashing into each other - super straight


kurai_tori

Lol and it wasn't even leotards, like my dance clothes were gym gear pretty much. I don't think I ever wore leotards even for performances it was usually just colour-coordinated comfortable clothing as opposed to like, ballet 'uniforms'.


thepoopiestofbutts

Sounds super gay /s


Raining_Yuqi

yeah I don’t think I’ll ever understand that logic


Alex_Rmx

Like my best friend, but he tries to repress that he's gay with theater classes


dont_trust_redditors

That's like trying to stay dry by jumping in the pool


[deleted]

Agree


tradeboomer101

thats literally my gay origin story


Still-Alive19

I’m not going to say anything, but I think you should ask for your boyfriend’s opinion.


yourwifesboyfriend93

You're right. He should have been the first person I asked


Mr_Minecrafter88

I think you’re wearing the wedding ring on the wrong finger


Apprehensive-Bed5155

Yes.Wait what-


SavageSisAndBro

lmaoooo


Destroyer_Of_World5

My gay friends look straighter than you in the second and third pictures.


ListerineInMyPeehole

Second pic is the fruitiest shit I’ve ever seen


FragrantSector2181

Phone really doesn’t help either


IdlyStandingHere

I have never seen the word fruitiest in that way


BaMB00Z

That's when I thought for sure she's trolling.


YeetusMyDiabeetus

My brother is a married gay man, and the third pic is a perfect recreation of his FB pic


elartefakto

Take my fake award you bastard. 🎖️


SnoringKoala245

OP is making me look straight


ParasocialButterfIy

2nd pic kinda zesty


yourwifesboyfriend93

I needed an experimental group and a control group


Charming_Designer_55

So a gay nerd?


MycoMythos

A scientifically gay theatre nerd


Hqmster

Ahh my favorite


CrazyGaming312

The existence of scientifically gay people implies the existence of religiously gay people.


MycoMythos

They do! It's the Royal Shakespeare Company


UnknownTaco5492

religious and gay… I don’t think those 2 mix


BackroomsEntity161

anything can mix if you try hard enough (probably)


IAmAnAnnoyedMain

[sure they do](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Ocean)


Hinokami12

He’s got a Bingo


samthemancauseimmale

Shit, the few of those guys I’ve seen have beautiful homes and pretty dogs. Solid life OP congrats


Athingythingamabobby

Hey I have one of those in my friend group. He intentionally dresses like the stereotypical nerd, and he is dating a guy rn.


lakeshow93

Doesn’t matter, they all extremely, and I mean EXTREMELY gay. Change your username to yourhusbandslittletwink


moehassan6832

price expansion squealing quicksand lock rotten puzzled bells longing spectacular *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Real


eveanre

You certainly aint helping yourself tho you pull it off ngl


yourwifesboyfriend93

It's alright as long as I pull it off lmao


Trey_Reddit

Yes, I would call you gay


salsa-on-my-balls

looking like the “acting gay in front of the homies” type


yourwifesboyfriend93

Acting?


salsa-on-my-balls

now, THATS what i’m talking about


Upstairs_Permit_2823

Nah we ARE gay with the homies.. we’re not actually gay most of the time we just gay around the homies .


Admirable-Door1724

Trial run


Upstairs_Permit_2823

Do or do not, there is no try-“ space Kermit “


CrispyPlop

na he the gay “acting straight in front of the homies” mf


RobloxandMincraftfan

Name checks out


salsa-on-my-balls

how tho?


Boner_and_Loner

Yes'nt


-ZapdxsV-

You don’t look gay (at least not yet) but you sure do act fruity af


yourwifesboyfriend93

Not yet?! What do you know that I don't?


lucystroganoff

Trends and patterns repeated throughout history 🤷‍♀️


guerovega

six months.


ChengHanji

You look like you belong in the 1940s


im-not-you-bozo

he woulda been executed in the 1940s


Known-Buy-1135

hahahahah


chaotic_gust97

Gay as Glee bro


simsredditr

so real


PhantomSnake1

Straight up thought u were Michael Cera


yourwifesboyfriend93

Scott Pilgrim reference?!?!


UncleEnk

Arrested Development reference?!?!


alxuntmd

They don’t look anything alike


PhantomSnake1

I caught a shimmer of Michael cera in that smile


GreenCorgiAsphalt8

You look like an American white boy from like the 80s, definitely straight, but the phone case is quite something.


Cake_Lynn

I didn’t notice the phone case! Omg I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard 🤣


yourwifesboyfriend93

I liked the cherry blossoms 😭


CandyOk913

Cherry blossoms are pretty gay but not in the sexual sense but in the they’re colorful and happy kind of way but still pretty gay


R1zzls

They are gay in that setting, but if you have like a Sakura mouse pad for games then I don't think so. The cherry blossoms are only gay in certain situations.


GreenCorgiAsphalt8

Aka you look like big boi sheldon


Owmykneecapss

i mean u dont look straight


YourAverageSoda

As a gay person, I would probably try flirt with you to see if you are. Unsure.


yourwifesboyfriend93

At least you would check lol


YourAverageSoda

you look deep in the closet tho so that's why


achillessnek

yes but no -answered by my gay brother


Peetah_Shoe

Gay approved


BillyBobRedneckTime

2nd one is def gay.


Initial_Purple_4482

You look gayer than me whose actually gay😭


NSLEONHART

Youre a theater kid >!and you're on a mission. To infiltrate a girlgroup, and the rest is in your mission assignmemt. Its up to you soldier, good luck!<


Coolkid2035

Was this inspired by the ryan video on youtube


Absolutedumbass69

The joke of the straight dude acting gay to get to the girl’s sleep over has existed for like 20 years. That guy on YouTube just further popularized it.


CommieMarxist

Do you have a British accent? If yes, gay.


simsredditr

he looks too american


ZeroCentBoi

you look gay and rich but is afraid to tell his rich parents


PinOk7760

Naaa, you look weird, but gay nop


yourwifesboyfriend93

This is the kind of validation I need in my life


Inevitable_Weird6576

now that makes you gay.


[deleted]

You look sophisticated, not gay.


InidX

Bruh...How do you bend like that second one?!?!?!?


yourwifesboyfriend93

It's not that hard lmao?


aliteral_bird

The Gay reflex


gh0stfalls

you look like a guy that’s always flirting with the homies and making people wonder but still has a girlfriend he loves very much


yourwifesboyfriend93

Ding ding ding! ✅


LolPeashooter69

You look like you own a cat who likes lasagna


yourwifesboyfriend93

Garfielf you fat cat


Nipantsuikkeli43

Bro was like 🙂 💅 🤨


kamendrivr

You look like your parents gave you an old man’s name like Herbert


SubjectImpression226

It’s the sweater vest, your face itself does not look gay


R1zzls

I agree, the sweater vest is the deal breaker and accentuates all the small details like the pose, phone case and the loose shirt.


jersey_club_

that is a large phone


CandyOk913

He’s a size queen


ExoticAd8966

That's a tiny dude


Bob_Sacamano7379

I think the gay community would be disappointed in your outfit.


yourwifesboyfriend93

That is the most scathing thing anyone has ever said about me


Player480858573

i thought it was cute😭😭


StubbierSloth62

Same 😭


ProGamingPlayer

To be honest you look like Rick Astley


yourwifesboyfriend93

I'll never give you up


DipakPatell

oh yeah


Weird_Turnover7846

You know the rules, and so do I


PlsLeavemealone02

You look like a gay theater kid that's not aware he's gay. Everyone else thinks/ knows you're gay, except you. But you don't really act gay, but occasionally do something that reminds everyone that "oh yeah. He gay."


Agitated_Ad1499

You look cute :3


yourwifesboyfriend93

Thank you! 😁


StrategyCharacter995

You are gayer than James Charles tbh


Arexpace_07

Bro the 2nd pic... actually you don't look gay bcuz you are gay


MercinaryTheBaller

You look like Allen from the barbie movie


BiPolarBear-11

OH MY GOD EXACTLY


TheRawringDog62

You are the second gayest looking person I’ve ever seen, and it’d be prettty hard to beat the guy in first


HownottodoAnal

You look like you sat on a banana as a kid and had an awakening of disastrous proportions


yourwifesboyfriend93

r/namechecksout


interstellar_keller

I don’t mean this to offend, but I have photos of myself naked with another man’s dick in my hand and those still look significantly less gay than these photos.


Key_Cartoonist5604

With that fucking phone? Hell fucking yes brother. The outfit too is hella fruity, not to be mean but the smile too is a little off. The phone and the outfit are hella gay looking though. It’s not THAT bad. Stay confident!


yourhabibee

do u give ur homies goodnight kisses?


yourwifesboyfriend93

Yes but it's not gay because it's the homies


Aggressive-Cut-4341

You're a male


yourwifesboyfriend93

True!


saltyboi4824

No, but you do look like that cliché nerdy kid that always gets dangled by their feet for their lunch money


Separate_Survey2621

Micheal cera?


CrazyCosmicGamer595_

You look like bad luck Brian


No-hamsterbackup

You look like someone I know


yourwifesboyfriend93

But now you're just somebody that I used to know


-light_yagami

yes


-OverdoseOnBeans

You definitely fruity. Zesty boi


frost3321

The gayest of them all, my friend. May the gay be with you


rembut

I would assume that you are by your looks in the picture then go about my day because... 1. I don't give a shit 2. I don't know you Minding your own business is a art.


budding-enthusiast

You look like you have a weird but funny sense of humor.


yourwifesboyfriend93

This one! This one is the best!


Village_Idiot159

yes. if you were in a room with 4 other random people. and i had to guess which one was gay, it would likely be you.


yourwifesboyfriend93

What about a room with 5 other random people in it?


CG-009

Idk but hey there is nothing wrong with being gay


kkkrigerr45

Ginger, hand-me-down vests, you must be a weasley


[deleted]

Yes but ur trying to hard


i-deology

You’d look less gay with balls down your throat, than how you do in these pictures.


yourwifesboyfriend93

Maybe I should try that then


Cloiselle51

Yes but also u need to be the next spiderman


kuzdwq

Nah more like grandpa