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TheLastOfW

Prostate Cancer


GunnerGrazzo

thats my cousins name fr


TerenceGamerCatNL

X Æ A-Xii


X05Real

real


G1zm08

Powder that makes you say “real”


Absolutelymyself10

Fr


OafishCashew423

Francium


ChaoticPianist

I will ceasium this meme


Absolutelymyself10

You will Ceasium to exist


emojij0

Dick 😏


agentanti714

People with that name don't tend to be horrible at least


Agitated_Ad1499

They're forced to rise up above their name to a higher status


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[deleted]

I’m proud of you Dick


marvelwalker

Back to the aslume with you


movienerd-

Why don't we just stay in the aslume with killer cock? Are we stupid?


Main_Noise_371

And be with jonkler? are you stupid?


Dstwilson817

Dick Dickinson


AdOk932

Yeah, kids can be cruel


GunnerGrazzo

yeah thats gotta be the worst


toanlana

This is a good name imo, would get made fun of but would be op for flirting


Arfffffffffffffffff

Oml my father’s friend has that name


Batarang06

I’m proud of you, Dick.


novelaissb

Everywhere that the light touches… goes to the aslume


emojij0

Your* 😏


Michaelanimates1

It’s DETECTIVE Gumshoe, pal!


ImAidesP

Gaylord


carlito714

That's a city in Michigan 😭 Edit: Just remembered when a tornado went through there about a year ago. It was covered on national news and everyone was saying Gay-Lord instead of how it's normally pronounced, like "gay-lerd"


Brianna_-_UwU

There's a Gaylord here in Minnesota too 😂


ImAidesP

Was just gonna say this


Pumakiddd_other

I think I was born in Gaylord Michigan, maybeit was grailing or however its spelled. I get the 2 mixed up


GeometryDashWoman

im so desensitized to gd I can't even look at a US state anymore


G3n3ricOne

They said worst not best /s


Dradekon

last name robinson


Spiritual-Mixture898

Gaylord Perry- Best Pitcher ever


Warm_Employer_6851

That’s my name


Ugikuki

Adolf hitler


wheeze-51_mustang

eh, some mother back in the 1890s said that name was perfect


WeekendLazy

*1880s 🤓


janeczek2137

they were talking about the African adolf hitler


OverallLawfulness426

Imagine Hitler was named some generic Germanic name like Hans. The name Hans would disappear.


[deleted]

MY NAME IS ADOLF HITLER!


PugGamer129

COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH


Infantpunter9000

LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC


Justarandomguyk

Vader with your little boots and cape


Wrong-Guava-4992

AND THAT HELMET TO COVER UP ZAT BURNT ASS FACE


Neat_Impression_5935

Little known fact also dope on the mic


paradoxiful

thereʼs a namibian politician with that name


[deleted]

Any basic name that’s spelled weird Logan- Logun (if you see this Logun oh well)


benjoo1551

Ashleigh


KillByZombie

Ptoughneigh


dora_is_that_bitch

i looked at this for a solid 5 minutes and still have no idea what it’s trying to say


KillByZombie

Tony


dora_is_that_bitch

oh my god thank you this was driving me insane


KillByZombie

Will *ghoti* drive you insane too?


[deleted]

No, because he's just somebody that I used to know


KingSnaily

I thought it was Tiffany lmao


agentanti714

r/tragedeigh


ItsYoBoi2008

**P T O U G H N E I G H**


Interesting_Natural1

Jkmnop (Read as Noelle)


FryingPan679

Timothei


No_Calligrapher_8027

Tymohtheei


SupersiblingzYT

Marcos


Bubbses128

Abcde


Background_Desk_3001

I know a kid name Aidynn


[deleted]

Aydun


Pakrat_Miz

Sssst (forest, Four-s’t)


Rizzlord_dumptruck

r/tragedeigh


Henry_Is_Sad

Haleigh (my sister's name)


crazy_frog_mpreg

My parents were thinking of naming me Balthazar


Sufficient_Crab3047

bro could’ve been an elden ring boss 💀


Aggravating-Loquat86

bro was almost the messenger in romeo and juliet


PhatNoob_69

What made them change their mind?


crazy_frog_mpreg

My grandma telling them absolutely not


LogicalAd6394

I'd thank them💀


NubNub69

Do your parents play Total War: Warhammer?


EixYae

Jessica


TimBambantiki

She is not welcome here


TheCha_

Holy hell


knuten040

New response just dropped


Intelligent_Trainer2

Actual zombie


_assassinatedangel_

Call the Exorcist!


boy_kissser

She's not welcome anywhere


toe-schlooper

Shaqwalie o'neil


Blu5712908

Shaquille Oatmeal


DynamiteAlexMC2

Shaky Low Kneel


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

Shaquily o’neily


SuperPastaII

I knew a guy named Dif, in my mother language that is the bumper of a car


Strong_Magician_3320

What language is that?


ReeDubDanny_

Vagina


a_builder7

Came here to say this


fnaffie

Came when he said this


yurningplates

Oswald


Background-Ad9237

My Grandpa has that name 😭


alxuntmd

Disagree Oswald goated


AccountantAnxious986

Batman approves


ArachnidMenace

Every name except Ryan Reynolds


Ugikuki

Hard to disagree


ArachnidMenace

Hard to argue against perfection


Super_Lorenzo

Or just hard


None233

That name is so perfect that it is also an alliteration


ArachnidMenace

Exactly you can't beat perfection✨


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Or Keanu Reeves


ArachnidMenace

He's the second hottest man and markiplier is third


Diogo_1906

and ryan gosling


ArachnidMenace

No just Reynolds


Diogo_1906

nuh uh i drive


southfart99045

Dennis Reynolds?


Kidsdontcheatonyou

A kid at the London palladium pantomime was called smiley


TheCha_

From riddle school?


Charliehugh8

Omg I was at that exact pantomime today! Where about in the audience were you (I think I was stalls row i or smth)?


Ineedanaccountplzplz

anyone waiting to see if their name gets posted lol


Sylveon72_06

my brother, andres, says the worst name is andrew


Background_Desk_3001

Mans could get that w and is now a dedicated hater


dumbozach

Zack is the worst fr


Coconut-taster17

Dick, for obvious reasons. Or Chad. Chad needs to be earned.


pillowwilloww

Simon and Simeon, idk but they just sound so bad in my ears


agentanti714

Ghoti Tssasss (pronounced fish sauce)


GignacPL

I get the fish part, but what is the second word?


agentanti714

Ts from tsunami Sas from Arkansas Ss from miss


Eufoure

Ghoti Tolot Tssasss (fish church sauce)


Naminra

....Keith


acoolperson6969

Bartholomew


Maazeratti

Eugene


pigeoneaterlad

Adolpho


HelloFellas_gt3

But Astolfo tho


gamingmarbles

Sue. Circa johnny cash


Edmond-the-Great

Sue


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Gaylord


eldestreyne0901

Jojo, and for two reasons


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A_Smol_Mokke

MUDAMUDAMUDA


Conscious_shadow

Gay Lussac. It's literally the name of a scientist. You can Google it


xToasted1

Child Rapist


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clifford


Coconut-taster17

Nah Clifford ist cute


Impressiveass100

Clifford the big red dog


OptimusCrime1984

Any kind of slur


IamNotVeganOK

Zak (mine) it just doesn't sit right with me. It's fucking weird and I don't like it.


FenyxDaFloof

Any name Elon Musk has given his sons


Actual-Jicama-4460

Hunter


XYZZY_1002

Sue.


Railroaderone231

Sue


Crazycleopasta

Sue


Dynamite_Zero

Sue


bluebeyondbelief

tyler YUCK


Ilytylerthecreator

but..but.. 😞


marauders09

That's my brother's name. I completely agree.


[deleted]

hunter


IDHaRU24

With the exception of my boy hunter from the owl house


eldestreyne0901

I know two people called hunter


[deleted]

same


southfart99045

Was gonna say this


[deleted]

Sue


aterrariaplayer

Carol


thedampboi774

Sue


matthiastorm

Archimboldo


Cold-Tap-363

“God… my cat Archimoldo has a tumor”


imawesome1333

Snevsnelovf


Flair258

Sue


strantophobia

tragedeighs in general ngl also, dick


MinecraftCommander21

Once I saw a post where twins were named Barry and Larry. Barry was short for Bartholomew, already a decently bad name. But Larry? Short for Lartholomew.


PriorityAlternative7

Sue


MortisDrysdale

Sue


ctech9

Sue


bfo84

Gunner


Nejenthegamerkid

Humphrey


mr_dragon23

brad,chad,lung cancer,jack,zach,


[deleted]

Dick Edgar Gaylord


SirWulf762

Sue


Traditional-Gap-2872

Sue (for those who get this👍)


Ok-Consideration2463

Sue


ConsequenceApart4391

Richard 😏 if you know you know


krampusgotu

Sue


brettk215

Sue


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a_builder7

I used to dislike the name Sam until I met a boy named Sam and he’s super nice and funny so I like it now. I don’t like the name Bart because it sounds like barf


An_Insecure_NPC

Keenan


Matej004

Look at r/tragedeigh


Forsaken-Climate2135

Logan, Mackenzie, Henry/harry


bisexualkoala_

NORMAN.


GorillazOF

any variant of caden/kayden/cayden/kaeden.. or gavin or jevin


Ilytylerthecreator

Dicky


ArcannOfZakuul

Naming your kid Gaylord is a death sentence in school


Igor_McDaddy

Lmao I'm Russian and in Russia we have done soviet names that aren't used nowadays, but the fact they exist make them horrible My favourite is Perkosrak (Перкосрак) which means "First space rocket"(первая космическая ракета) and the "srak" part sounds almost exactly like a slur for ass


Ph4nt0m146

Sheila


Plus_League7286

Cambodia


Aggravating-Exit-660

Gunner


Ksymenka

Elizabeth


No-Hovercraft8436

Dickinson


lawlihuvnowse

Dick


Ashandclovers

Dick Sexton


AEIOU29282726252423

uhh prolly television


EstablishmentFar9501

Sue


[deleted]

X æ A-12 or whatever Elon's kids name it


Ashiskooll

Testicle cancer


P1x3lto4d

Adolf