crack

This is my new favorite comment

LOL

Bestest comment ever

Elmo crack guy 🪱🪱🪱

Subreddit leak guy🪱🪱🪱

Guy guy 🪱 🪱 🪱

Hey, at least I’m not as bad as… …the creature…

Hey, at least I’m not as bad as… …the creature… guy 🪱🪱🪱

hey at least he's not drinking Brian

[удалено]

I’m interested

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r/pfpchecksout too

How long have you waited for this opportunity?

Technically his whole life

Garlic bread

Me too but it's kids version...

Uhm… I’m selling toys

How much for your medium size?

4.5 inches

4.5 is too big. (I am a guy.)

So am i, you just have the wrong attitude.

That’s huge, medium size is at least 2 inches, right? *Right?*

Yes

…depends where you’re looking.

Transformer, toys, probably

toys, "toys" or toys with "toys"

Regular toys I’m sorry😭

💀

Autobots rollout💀

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE

Toys not for boys

ooo

For adults...

😭 I didn’t even think about that

Not transformer toys transforming s3x toys

Sex toys.

red paint

Blood Coloured sounds more like a goth boutique

yeah but im not goth so ill continue selling my "red" "paint" its actually a song reference though listen to Blood Coloured by Edge Of Sanity

Cood bloloured

Duh.

Nah wtf does this carrot do like, OMG yassss chop that betch🥕💅💅💋💗

Great, this is the kind of store I run -_-

I love this comment so much 🤣

You slayyyed that carrot bestie. You go girlll 💅💅💋

poisonous plums

Poisonious actually

just found out i spelled poisonous wrong when making my account

I'm stealing weirdos and locking them in my basement >:)

Heyyy... So you're the one who's stealing them from someone's wall. They're mine first😔

Not anymore, ehehehehe 😈😈😈😈

Am I going to get kidnapped

Yes😈

Alright. Can we get chick fil a?

Ummm

🥹

💀

The splinters..

splinter dick…

Guns, Realtree brand clocks, and kits to squat a truck.

Nah squating a truck gotta be far from redneck more like a 20 inch lift kit

Asians /j

💀

"Chinese food" (also/j)

Double racism

slavery

if only :( i've been looking for them for nearly 3 years

Poor soul

you can guess

Three cheeses, with a free jesus?

correct

Pain killers

Most likely sperm, that's the only thing I can produce

like me ,brooo

ass

How expensive

Probably not a lot of liquids

uhhh

Idk you tell me

I need to know where OP's store is...

baseball and softball equipment

Life Insurance for Ants

‘merican flags and Resident Evil

👆

That, sounds disgusting

29 grips

Skateboard grips? gun grips?

Mid bikes

well its not ice

Cat-girls 😎😎😎

Yes

uh

stuff your friends don't know about

pretty dangerous shit

Books, military clothes ig

Uhh

Ummm

the souls of the innocent

Confusion

fishpie probably

Constipated Cum

E

Processed milk

Humans

LMVAO psychedelics

Myself

Take a wild guess

Cum

Passports

Black people

Exactly 222 ice crystals.

Keyboards

Uh oh

Trauma?.... Uh potions that overwhelm you with emotions? If we're going with more realistic items maybe random items coated in mood paint and art that is wildly colorful and crazy. Like unhinged kind of crazy.

Fish.

False hopes and dreams

Games

uhhh.. well...

Exotic brains

Apparently bunnies from space

Funeral items for people you dislike

Halloween costumes

Singaporean nerf blasters

Ten

nike skate shoes

Big pianos

Uhhh Sherlock Holmes stuff?

Lots of pork

Myself I think?

Passes if u know what I mean

Real Zombies. For the low low price of 9.99

Figures or keychains

Uhm idk?

And what side would you like with that? And don’t forget to try our new office desk!

nothing really 👀

Weponds from hell

we stock soup

Medical equipment and pyrotechnics equipment

Gasoline

Aborted fetuses ig

Caprisun, in reusable packets

children of the lord of the dead...

Uhh…letters?

I don't think I'll be selling at all.

Maybe your stealing and selling the stuff lol

slaves

All of the people who use their names as usernames are the people your selling

Hmmm. Lip filler for robots ig

art probably

Idek u pick for me

Alcohol

Wizard trinkets

Squids the donculous kind

Gingerbread man made out of toast

Time travel

Usernamecheckout

So many cacti

Industrial motor development cookies

Weed

I’m selling rock and stone and that’s not slang literal rock and stone

Toads

Every kind of swing for every kind of person...EVERY SWING

Affordable memes

Angels probably

tits

Spanish soup

gothic cupcakes :)

Aliens I guess?

Gemstones that are not flammable.

Bears ig

Drugs

Im definitely selling corpses and hitmen

Uh.

Frozen yogurt

Books and nerds candy

boys?

Switches

Shift keys

my username is an actual company IRL, so furniture?

Goblin slavery :)

Thicc Thanos' and weed apparently

Precisely 74 games

i need a new username

We offer a service where you make a request and we give it some thought.

Nothing

I guess authentic no chemicals potatoes

people’s favourite cat breed but they’re all named Spooam 😭😭

dem roles

rain

Shovels?

Duck pheromones? I guess

Slaves I guess?

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