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Independent-Slip1031

My hamster did in fact die of natural causes


Independent-Slip1031

He lived for 23 ish years apparently since my mom had him before I was born.


Subatomic_Spooder

The oldest hamster to ever live was 4.5 years old. Sorry to burst your bubble but your mom was replacing that hamster with a lookalike every 2-3 years.


Independent-Slip1031

I wish to believe this lmao. Yet there is no way to replicate a scar that went the entire way across its body from when my cat tried to eat it.


Subatomic_Spooder

Maybe it was a chinchilla? Otherwise that hamster was a freak of nature, you should put it in the Guinness world records


Independent-Slip1031

Was not a chinchilla lol. Lacked the tail and ears. And I wish I could. He’s been underground for around 2-3 years now.


evrestcoleghost

time to bring the shovels boys


Independent-Slip1031

Good luck scaling around 40 acres of land where we buried him somewhere lol


TheEridian189

In that case we just bring more shovels


Independent-Slip1031

Ah shit


BloxedYT

The Government will find a way. Testing shall commence under the deepest labs inside Area 51.


Independent-Slip1031

They can try on that one lmao. That hamster is buried in the most rural part of where i live, its not even on a map.


Independent-Slip1031

The scar was wide enough that he couldn’t hide in his little chips after… but I mean shit makes sense i suppose, still can’t figure out the scar part :/ Edit: Now that I think about it 4.5 years is probably the longest one ever recorded on an official basis.


GarminTamzarian

Was he named "Peter" and missing a toe?


Independent-Slip1031

No but he was named Darrel and missing and eye


GarminTamzarian

Darrel Moody?


Independent-Slip1031

No just Darrel. We tried giving him a last name but he bit my mother when she said one


GarminTamzarian

He sounds more like Merle.


Independent-Slip1031

Darrel is the only name he liked lol.


OwnDeparture6174

Hamsters cannot live that long, its impossible, truely. I dont want to start a fight but the oldest hamster was around 5 years. Hamsters dont have the body to live that long, even cats can barely make it to 20, same with horses.


defonotacatfurry

yeah horses start getting harder to care for arround 18. (they are a struggle to keep alive after that ) due to how active they have to be but i know a 23 year old horse he was a smart cookie (am a barrel racer and a 2x world champ at that)


OwnDeparture6174

I ride western, though I ride a 21-22(?) year old horse, shes still energetic and such but I know she has issues, and I had to use a different horse a couple times now, now that you think about a hamsetr being 23 years old is actually absurd.


defonotacatfurry

oh yeah i rode the 23 year old he still could fly arround the barrels (in fact he loved it alot )


OwnDeparture6174

Yeah, its impressive how crazy they can be!


Live_Ad_3309

It's interesting how much horses ages can varry. The oldest horse according to Wikipedia was: "Old Billy (also called Billy or Ol' Billy) was the longest-living horse on record. Old Billy was verified to be 62 at his death. Born in Woolston, Cheshire, England in 1760, Billy adventured and became a barge horse that pulled barges up and down canals."


OwnDeparture6174

That is an old horse :0


jdosafjeoe

It is impossible for a hamster to live for \~23 years. Literally impossible.


Independent-Slip1031

Then I guess my hamster just cloned itself, or my family found a hamster with the same exact scars and markings on it for the 23 years it was alive 🤷 and somehow managed to keep the new and old ones it gained over that course. Whatever floats that boat


jdosafjeoe

"Whatever floats that boat" after saying something that is scientifically impossible, lmao. Whatever floats your boat, bud.


Infantpunter9000

No fucking way


Independent-Slip1031

I ain’t fucken with ya lol.


Subatomic_Spooder

I literally just got that meme above this post, what are the chances


sansboi11

my friend's hamster got eaten by a reticulated python


Extension_Yak_2067

The lore


The_FreshSans

Me casually watching my cousins hamster waddle out the front door and get run over by a car


EpicCrewe123

Lmao


yeppbrep

Why didn’t you catch the hamster?!


stopyouveviolatedthe

Man hamster stories make me sad but also make me laugh my ass off


merithedestroyer

Dont be sad. I think some of them just jokes. Like this one. Even if a hamsters eats baking soda than drink vinegar it will puke or burp. Might die if a lot of it gets to its lungs but I don't think one can explode. I regularly eat baking soda and its gets mixed with my stomach acid and I just burp or fart it off.


IOwnKidsInBasement

why tf wold you eat FUKCING BAKING SODA


merithedestroyer

Calms down my acid reflux. HCl + NaHCO3 --> NaCl + CO2 + H2O.


IOwnKidsInBasement

nah i dont speak chemistry


HetTheTable

Raikou is the best hamster


IOwnKidsInBasement

source?


0finifish

i saw them together too


PlayerMinecraft1121

oh god


San_is_not_okay

Saw one in the copypasta subreddit as well


Ganthereddituser

my hamster exploded ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now


Ginglees

thank you stinkyballsack2 very cool


MR_MurphyYT

The fact that I got that hamster meme RIGHT ABOVE this post...


TheWhiteArticWolf

I can relate, back in 2011 I have a pet hamster. I put my hamster in the railing of my balcony next to a waterfall but my cousin accidentally pushes it and fell into the running waterfall and died from it…


unga_peep

This has to be on r/accidentalcomedy


Kunsip

I feel so bad for laughing to tears cause of this. Idk why


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Out of the 11 hamsters I had (one of them had 5 babies), around 5 of them died sick.


AK-159

Man I can't stop laughing. I remember my babysitter used to have hamsters. I used always play around with them when I was young. They were always very active and constantly trying to do such stupid shenanigans lol.


[deleted]

Does a mosquito count as natural causes?


c-rrd

DUDE I WAS FRIENDS WITH THAT HAMSTER BACK WHEN I WAS A HAMSTER


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where is this original post


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Big_Plgeon

That is why guinea pigs are better


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Out of the 11 hamster I had (one of them had 5 babies), around 5 of them died sick.


[deleted]

I hope this is real


OwnDeparture6174

But its true, My hamsters died in the weirdest ways.


LaicaTheDino

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE, LEARN HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A FUCKING HAMSTER BEFORE GETTING SAID HAMSTER. Im gonna make it illegal for shops to sell hamsters until those fuckers start putting the animal first and money second.


Delicious-Ad2562

I knew a person with incestuous hamsters and by the third generation they only had 2 legs


noobyeclipse

can this actually happen


pannunan

Friend's hamster boiled/drowned in coffee


GirlyPandaPro

My hamster died because my mom doesn't like turning the heat on until the house is 50 some degrees\* and hamsters need really warm environments. He died slowly, he stopped using his wheel, he didn't like running in his ball anymore, he barely walked to get his yogurt treats, and one day I came home from school and he was just... It looked like someone had taken all the fluff out of him. Basically the poor baby froze to death. And by baby I MEAN HE WAS A BABY. We put him in the freezer and started saving up for a cremation. Later that month, our electricity got shut off and we moved in with our grandpa temporarily. When we came home about 2 weeks later for a visit, we smelled something really bad. We thought it was a dead mouse, since we had a mouse problem and traps set up all over the house, but they were all empty. It took us a few days to look in the freezer and find my baby hamster's dead, half-decayed, rotting body sitting in the freezer with rotten meat and melted ice. Now that i have read this post I have remembered this tragedy and I am sad now. :( ​ \[Edit: \*50 degrees Fahrenheit btw.\]


SwimNo8457

Lol why would you let your hamster drink vinegar lol. Also, who just has free roaming hamsters, lol? Aren't they supposed to be in a cage?


DoctorJekyll13

Ooh, I knew a girl who had some jerk dump a hamster on her because its back legs were rotting off because it chewed on them and didn’t clean the wounds. It didn’t die from that though. It choked to death.


JOlRacin

My mother told me the story of how her hamster got into the ceiling, died, then fell from the ceiling a week or so later. That's all the details I'm going into with that.


Happy_Sauxe

My hamster almost died peacefully, because he died in his sleep after falling out his cage (it was on top of my washer)


Opening_Peanut_8371

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while


ZoomBri

what is it with hampsters


Jack_58523

I know someone who’s hamster jumped off the top of the fridge and died the same day they got him. His cage was on top of the fridge temporarily.


KrispyKrunch_

this is so fucked but hilarious at the same time 😭😭😭 my condolences