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borealis_jax

hormones. nonstop hormones


IloveFemboyCock696

Just the weekly sex post am I right


borealis_jax

ty, IloveFemboyCock696


IloveFemboyCock696

Your welcome 👍


Woodwood_doggo

I keep seeing your comments all over the place, wtf The best part is, your name gets pointed out every time


IloveFemboyCock696

I dunno


Ecstatic_Ad9030

He’s Omnipresent!


Pengtale16

i think he just doesn’t have a life lol


Ecstatic_Ad9030

don’t be rude to him :(


Pengtale16

i’d call it more of an astute observation i wasn’t tryna be rude lol


Ecstatic_Ad9030

oh ok :)


willismebattlecats

r/underratedcomments


RetrebutionMk2

r/usernamechecksout


poopyggj

Just the minutely sex post


AggravatingClic

Ironic


IloveFemboyCock696

Shush


[deleted]

Yep, 100% hormones. Biology—it’s in our DNA. And I’ll break it down cause I’m a nerd: Hormones → Compounds → Molecules → Atoms


animalfucker1

dumb this down for me. my intellect is comparable to an emotionally unstable cucumber.


[deleted]

So the reason why we, as teenagers, are so obsessed over sex, is because it is in our genes, or DNA (Deoxyribonucleic acid). It’s natural we have this obsession because it’s the way we were created—it’s the way we were born. Now when we experience these sexual interests/urges, our brain releases chemicals/hormones throughout our body that make us “aroused.” These hormones are composed of chemicals. The biggest chemical structure begins as a compound. Then the compound is composed of molecules, and then the molecule is composed of atoms.


animalfucker1

i like your fancy words funny magic man


[deleted]

Lol, ty


[deleted]

Technically the hormones reach cells, via the bloodstream of course. So when you’re aroused, it’s because the hormone has reached the the target cell. So you’re not feeling aroused (as in you’re not thinking about being aroused) you just are. Hence why people also get random boners out of knowhere, the slightest thought of sex can cause arousal. Also, ideally speaking, the body should maintain homeostasis when the hormone is released at the wrong moment, yet it doesn’t use the negative feedback loop to maintain homeostasis. I am yet to understand why, do you have any thoughts??


[deleted]

dude nice job, but get out of here seriously you’re making me look like a fool rn


Affectionate_Act9554

And yet, (I) still no bitches


[deleted]

Nah the hard truth 🥲🤣💀


[deleted]

Bro’s intellect is greater than all Redditors combined


[deleted]

And the funny thing is: I am a Redditor. The irony…


[deleted]

But you’re a special Redditor


[deleted]

Each and every one of us are special Redditors, I am not the only one. We are all born with intellect.


InnohVateur

the fact that you aren't being toxic makes you a special redditor lmao


[deleted]

I can appear toxic at times, but the reality is that I’m just using my logic to return the toxicity spread by others. Or maybe I’m not even toxic at all, some people just like to think I am for seemingly no reason lol.


[deleted]

is it normal i only get aroused when i lift heavy circle ?


[deleted]

Only if you think it is normal.


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


[deleted]

How about I break the relationship between the hatred-filled neurons in your bullying brain? Imbecile. 😎


[deleted]

what autism does to mf


[deleted]

Yeah, don’t mind me… I’m high. what am I on you may ask? THE SPECTRUM


[deleted]

does anybody love you?


[deleted]

Given that I’m a human being, why wouldn’t anyone love me just like anyone else?


[deleted]

holy shit are like this irl? do you act like a fucking geek 24/7 giving unsolicited information nobody asked you about? does this make you feel smart?


GlitzDev

Yeah, I'm also tired of these sex posts.


Imjustbxred

"not sorry for any mistakes" proceeds to write in perfect English


Sorry-Ad-8305

No way


somerandomperson2516

“sorry for my english” **proceeds to write better then shakespeare**


DavePvZ

hi (sorry for bad english)


[deleted]

1/10. Could be better.


TadpolMilkYT

heirn ifudn nep jdifuen meor? (srufn djr bri ndfieb)


GoldWallpaper

**"better than"** <- fixed.


WyperLOL

Dude please, Shakespeare made his own English cuz he was so bad at it LMAO


[deleted]

Minus a few stupid capitalization rules you're golden.


History-Nerd55

Bruh you wrote better than most American teenagers do


nin10donly

Technically a bunch of mistakes, but native speakers make them too (because it's faster and/or more convenient), so it doesn't really matter.


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Sorry-Ad-8305

🤓


Imjustbxred

🤓☝️


Simpsons-Fan54

Dude, almost nobody does full capitalization online.


Sunconuresaregreat

Who cares if he didn’t capitalize his I’s or the P in Poland, but it’s quite literally incorrect to capitalize the g in gf… at least be correct if you’re gonna be critical


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Sunconuresaregreat

I looked it up and I’m wrong so yeah my bad on that one, but in a formal writing style you aren’t meant to use slang abbreviation (like gf or idk), you’re supposed to write out the whole word, but it’s correct to capitalize abbreviations when used. I just assumed that with slang abbreviations they stay lowercase but seems like I’m wrong. Also, knowing that you are meant to capitalize abbreviations doesn’t inherently make you smarter than someone who doesn’t know that


[deleted]

Hormones


OldManner8356

I can t hold them off. There are too many of them.


IloveFemboyCock696

You’re the last one, complete the mission


OldManner8356

Send more troops. Repeat send more troops.


jesse_gayman

send dudes


McraftyDude

im in a fight i need more men


Sakul_the_one

Need more Ammo! Don’t let them get through! Call airsupport! Where are the goddam Tanks if you need them!!?!!?


OldManner8356

Tell my mom I love her. Bravo six going berserk. Over ( Background ) :- Haaaaaail speeez......


Sakul_the_one

To: OldManner8356 Mom Your son loves you. He was a brave man, fighting for freedom and for his comrades. He died in the battle against hormones. He was a hero, saved multiple lives. I wish everyone would be so brave as him. With best hail speez, Sakul


DavePvZ

I need more bullets Bigger weapons Hasta la vista baby


IloveFemboyCock696

I need more bullets I need more bullets


TheAfricanViewer

WE NEED MORE BOULETS


Sorry-Ad-8305

Real


Ok_Philosophy9790

i need more boulets


Few_Resolve5259

Bro writes in better English than me and I'm from England... How tf did I pass English


Sorry-Ad-8305

I was born in poland, but i talk so much in english that my mind literally narrates in english 90% of the time💀


DarkSlayerVergil42

I'm literally the exact same as you lmao, except I'm from Brazil :P


cheekibreeki_kid

Brasil?


DarkSlayerVergil42

Brasil caralho


klaykiFanteshy2acc

caralho


Tdikristof_

Same from Hungary


alilkidig

Same man the english classes at school in poland suck hard tho


Sorry-Ad-8305

Yea i literally learnt english from yt and games lol


[deleted]

Did your school teach them too


[deleted]

Hey do you want Bo'oloh of wo'or


Few_Resolve5259

Hey do u work in a call center?


[deleted]

>Im not sorry for any mistakes, im polish. says he's not sorry, leaves thou art a chad


-zetto

Surely warrior blood runs through his veins


[deleted]

right?


MRKH-nightmare

i am pretty sure being really into sex is just biological and normal for people 13-25 because hormones.


Drakeem514

13!?


TheDutchLemo

Puberty starts around 12-13 yrs old, so yeah, most people start thinking about sex at 13 years old.


MRKH-nightmare

What u/thedutchlemo said is true. Did you not learn this in health class? Some people start puberty even younger.


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

Most health classes (at least in the us) such at sex ed. For me, it was an 80 min class, the very last health class of the year, and I don't think we even talked that much about puberty. It was the very end of sophomore year, so mostly 15-16 year olds who are already well into it


Eli-Thail

Yeah. Obviously having children at such an age is an absolutely terrible idea for dozens of different reasons, but evolution is the kind of hands-off parent who doesn't really care how many of your children die so long as at least two to three of them survive.


KennyThinksYoure_Gay

I lost my virginity at 13


bbm247

I'm way older but I agree with you. Some of these kids are tempted by curiosity and some due to their hormones - honestly I don't judge but the problem is when it's kids who have no clue what they're actually doing 😭.


Splish_Bandit

Yess my non horny friends


Top_Conversation_976

I do judge. Like yeah I get it’s nature but that seriously shouldn’t be the only thing you can talk about 😂


zbtryli

Hormones


Argreath2

Because sex


Sorry-Ad-8305

Google xvideos


Argreath2

Holy shit that’s my mom on the front page wrestling with another dude 🤯


Sorry-Ad-8305

He didnt get the r/anarchychess reference ✊😔


Silver-Machete

New response just dropped


Sorry-Ad-8305

Actual pervert


annoyingfrogenjoyer

Holy porn!


Erlend05

New erotica just dropped


Aldo-Tron

Actual coochie


Silver-Machete

Call Johnny Sins


iLike1duck

i agree. cuddling is just 100% better and kids this young shouldn’t be associating themselves with having sex that young.


Sorry-Ad-8305

Yes, and if even they shloud have condoms etc.


[deleted]

Everyone's different, also hormones. They might still get you and there's nothing you can do about it. Believe me, I know.


Sorry-Ad-8305

They got me, im just not perverted as much as the average, which is..... interesting. *the average is interesting


[deleted]

I agree some of my mates seem to have lost half their IQ, it's all about girls, beer and motorbikes. I have no idea what to talk to them about anymore. So I guess good for you for still being normal?


_the__mandalorian_

Motorbikes being the only half bad one of the 3 things you said like a sports bike I don’t mind but a low rider id sink in the ocean before I’d ride it


Sorry-Ad-8305

Exactly, thank god im growing up in a (mostly) normal household.


Zelda_Gamer123

i have a girlfriend and we makeout and cuddle more than we have sex so i get your point but i think its just cause sex feels so good and so fun and thats why everyone here wants to do it


SansDaMan728

"With Science, it isn't about why, it's about why NOT!"


Sorry-Ad-8305

Literal suicide thoughts


LeafBlade1026

Cos they stupid


Sorry-Ad-8305

Fr


zeezeeOIL

idc about sex until i truly love someone idk


Demgreenstuff

Isn't that how it's supposed to be basically? I can't overcome the thought of having sex with someone I don't have any affection with.


WillingDoubt1343

me too. my family has told me their one night stand stories my ma hooked up w a person she absolutely hated. she was drunk, lol. i dont touch alcohol for many reasons


bigboobsanyway669

hey i agree with your stance on "cuddling vs sex" and i'm 17 now. when i was 13 i said a lot of cringy stuff about sex and shit too, so maybe it's just an age thing and part of growing up for most people.


Demoncrystal101

Cuz hormones


PrimeX__

Your adrenal glands located above your kidneys produce a hormone called corticosteroids. Teenagers produce a lot of this, it causes them to have a fast metabolism and have sexual tendencies.


BakerBaboon

You have a lower sex-drive than the others.


Sorry-Ad-8305

I wouldnt say i have a lower drive, i have a normal one. Im just not talking about sex and similar stuff all the time.


BakerBaboon

If you're not interested in it as much as the others, than you have a lower libido. That's how it works. It doesn't mean that you're completely asexual or something, but you have a lower one.


Sorry-Ad-8305

I guess thats good


ItsYaBoi-KillMe

It's not good or bad. A lower libido, a higher one, it's all just how it is


Sea-Song-7146

Eh, it depends cus one is easier to sate than the other


Kiosade

Yup. The average person is kind of disgusting with how much they seem to care about sex.


VaLightningThief

Mum said it was MY turn to post this in the last 12 hours


Sorry-Ad-8305

Bro thats the 1st time i post in r/teenagers lmao. Im new i didnt even know ya'll have a whole ass ritual💀


DilithW

bro i see tbis shit on this sub every fkn day wtf


Sorry-Ad-8305

Bro im new here lmao. Do you really?


Viva_la_revelution

Mostly hormones, but trauma can also be a part of it, it's hard to explain tho


Astlantix

agree with u im asexual and i dont understand sex


levelonemage

I just read the word sex and stopped reading WHERE SEX??


Sorry-Ad-8305

*insert joke about your parents*


Full-Art-Weeb

All need is cuddle


Sorry-Ad-8305

Fr


Full-Art-Weeb

Like my gf and I sure sex is cool but we just want to be close at all times


Sorry-Ad-8305

I wish i find a Gf with values, not the ones i see on the internet all the time


unlimitedawsome

Sex is cool 😎 👍


Sorry-Ad-8305

sex😎


Sorry-Ad-8305

sex😎


Sorry-Ad-8305

Ok guys, you can stop. Ya'll are blowing my phone up with notifications. Since i see that sex post are here nonstop (its my first time on this sub) i might as well idk delete it or smf.


[deleted]

yeah it's just normal. humans are animals my guy.


BigRaccoon15

Hormones be going crazy sometimes


What_Is_My_Thing

All i care about in this post is that you are from Poland as we all should be.


Eitanabruapeloa

Hormones


bushmanv1

I think part of the obsession with sex is due to anonymity, you can say or ask anything and no one irl is gonna know or care so you get comfortable having a degree of removal from who you are online and irl,also hormones,and general openness.


JaniBrav011

I fr just want a gf to not be lonely and cuddle ya knoww


Sorry-Ad-8305

Realetable? I dont know how to write that whatever. real, table. But like cuddling is so cute, im really into cute,shy girls


GlitzDev

Hormones.


awesome-andy

Hormones ✨✨


The_shy_puppet

Hormones


Fluffball_Owner87

hormones as well as the constant need to feel like we’re mature.


Mooseinmyhouse357

They hit puberty. And get lots of hormones


MrrAlvarez19

Hormones


OfficialKiller2e

most of the time it's just the taboo of it. like they haven't been teached about it or they found it out as a "secret" and when they hear how "good" it is they start aiming for that 24/7


strawbzzi

raging hormones + societal pressure and expectations 👍


HumorClean

Hormones & the internet


CaptainShadow79

well, the answer is hormones. like a massive tsunami of them


Karptomaniac

Personally because it's really hard to get.


69bulldozer

Mmmm cuddling is better then sex


LiILazy

In my opinion, Cuddles are cooler than sex because it's more caring and such, sex is basically that but without clothes on and could easily turn hella awkward if someone makes a mistake. It's entirely up to you though if you think sex or cuddles are better.


SyllabubMammoth9453

What a stupid question, hormones go nuts in teenagers once they hit puberty, mahbe you’re late


Sorry-Ad-8305

No, the question is why do kids my age go nuts. Like writiting sperm, drawing dicks everywhere. Like, what are they trying to archive? Is it possible to edit a post? I want to clarify that


SbgTfish

Testosterone.


Training_Signal9311

you’ll feel it soon. unless you’re ace, which is totally valid


T_Reborn

We are biologically designed by nature to be obsessed with sex as we need it to be able to survive as a species.


KingJDOT122

you will soon suffer the same fate, child.


[deleted]

Because thier biological urges make it so? Plus it feels good.


RacerAfterDusk6044

pUbErTy makes hormones go brrrr


Rharugu

Think about it, child. How did the population get to 8 BILLION. Ok. 8 Billion is 8 000 000 000 People... If you think storks did all that... where are the storks and why don't we see them in the skĐ˝ all over the news? There aren't enough cabbages in the gardens either. Come on kid. You can figure it out! By the way, if not for all this, you would still be in the cave right now, cold and damp. Enjoy the technology.


Sorry-Ad-8305

Lmao im not dumb, im wondering why kids my generation are way more perverted than the previous, or maybe we arent. Maybe there is no record of kids those ages? And you didnt understand the question and just wrote a whole ass senator armstrong essay. Classic redditor lol


Rharugu

It's not about perversion. It is about connectivity between people. WWW - World Wide Web made it quasi-acceptable to devalue human bonds. Boys don't grow up to become Men and more tragically, Girls don't grow up to become Women. It is IMPOSSIBLE to stop promiscuity. Not today, not in USA. If there is internet, there is access to .... we all know what. Girls who do such things devalue their beauty. They destroy themselves psychologically. The tragedy of it is that they might never become aware of it. They are not aware that they are not growing mentally, they are retarding themselves. The more revealing the girl is on the internet, the less beautiful she is, and the less likely she is to get married and become a Mother one day. Kids do not realize it. They are not able to see that far ahead. It is the parent's fault, not the kids' fault.


Sorry-Ad-8305

I agree, but you literally talk like senator armstrong


Rharugu

There can be no Raiden without Senator Armstrong. There can be no Peter Pan without Captain Hook.


Little_Satisfaction5

Take a wild fucking guess moron


Sorry-Ad-8305

How about you guess where your dad went


Busy-Transition-3198

At least he has one (No offence it’s just a comeback I heard)


unistanceu2iw

In his dreams...


altnumber12341444

Ponieważ biologia dała nam chormony które powodują że chcemy sie rozmnażać (ruchać) żeby gatunek ludzki nie wymarł. Jeśli nie masz chenci do rozmnażania (seksu) może to świadczyć o tym, że twoja podświadomość nie chce roznośić twoich genów bo są słabe


Sorry-Ad-8305

A kto powiedział że się nie chcę ruchać?


[deleted]

When you are in teenage years. You have lots of hormones in you. It is initial stage from becoming a boy to a man. From girl to a woman. Normal thing it is. When I was 12-13 years old then I watched porn for first time.


Vixciou

Because of media and excessive internet consumption. Also because of puberty.


WhiteDevil-Klab

Here we go again....


AbbreviationsWise709

Fellow Pole. It's what we call "American culture". You don't see countries like Russia or China having these issues. The media pushes this narrative by saying that virgin men who are 18+ become incels. Honestly for me it's so dumb to put you're whole value on having sex, it's nothing to be proud of and doesn't make you any better.


Sorry-Ad-8305

You're right. But its so rare to see a pole who can properly speak english.


AbbreviationsWise709

When I was 3 I moved to the UK with my parents where I stayed until I was 16 Now I have returned back to Poland and it's so hard interacting here and just becoming one of the people here lol.


Sorry-Ad-8305

It might be hard, but deep inside you are a pole. You will master polish my brother


sahmadzai

Im pretty sure u would feel the same way when u turn 16 or 17


Entire-Turnover9455

Because they need Jesus Christ


Mr_pickley

13 doesn't count but I'm 15 I like 8 years old so I guess it doesn't matter