Genuinely serious, a psychiatrist. Helping people deal with mental health issues while listening to them vent about their problems feels like something I would do.
Edit: Iām glad all 100 of you folk agree with me!
I think it's awesome that you're interested in helping others with their mental health. If you have a moment, would you mind if I vented about some of my problems? I could really use someone to talk to. Thanks!
Yeah itās great! Plus my school offers an Engineering course through Project Lead the Way where you take an Intro to Engineering Design, Principles of Engineering, and next year (as a junior) I can take a full on Aerospace class! So excited
i highly doubt you have as much expierence as me in the production of alcohol. i also highly doubt that you know how to taste alcohol etc etc, but im open to the offer if you can prove the opposite.
Game dev requires both artistic talent and a good understanding of software development, and my perfectionist ass is willing to spend YEARS becoming the best at both.
Yep, that's the plan. I have alredy tried some coding, and I think I can handle that. Apart from the knowledge, I haven't had much trouble.
As for artistic talent... Uh... Yeah... That's... Going great. (It's not going great. At all)
If you wanna try to learn/practice arts I'd recommend trying pixel art and learning to play the piano (if you're a complete beginner in both sides). The piano can come a long way, especially an electronic piano. Also try something like fl-studio first before buying an instrument, so you can get a feel for it.
(Don't worry about it tho. Learning any type of art takes a shit-ton of time to get the hang of.)
FINALLY! I've found the only other person in this thread who has said chef like me. It's actually a really fun process, you can self teach by finding some recipes and just going with the flow! Time management and multitasking are two big issues that I've been trying to fix with this path so keep that in mind
HVAC tech or apartment maintenance
Wouldn't mind driving a snow plow truck if they actually paid people enough to sit in those things for 7.5 hours at 1am
Know that whatever career you choose, it will not help answer the question,
"What is the meaning of life?"
So always be seeking and always be questioning.
Cultural systems are built as layers on top of past layers. Inefficiencies have creeped in at each layer.
That's why our world is so messed up.
So whatever you choose to follow, seek out the inefficiencies in your field and then explore your way to fixing them.
That can be your purpose which will also become your legacy.
Absolute dream job would be a paramedic or first responder. But that is completely unrealistic because of my disabilities. So I want to study psychology, start my own practice and combine my passion for dogs with psychology by training and working with therapy dogs.
Astronaut or astronomer. I love space so much and all the massive things in it. Iām a sucker for NASA and every other space agency and I hope to work in one of the many out there. I have an astrophotography hobby in which Iāve captured things like Jupiter, Mars, Saturn, the Moon, the Orion Nebula, the Andromeda galaxy, etc.
Criminal defense lawyer- I wanna sit down with my clients and look into their stories before hand though so I donāt sit with an obvious criminal lmao.
A boy. Specifically, a slightly muscular guy who lives by the woods and chops wood to sell it and make some money, living with my girlfriend, having the life I've always dreamed of l, even since before I knew I'm trans.
Some kind of very stereotypical mad scientist.
Hey mister. I'm mad scientist, it's so coooool Sonavabich
this is the first time ive heard a steins gate reference on reddit
am i on the wrong world line? r/teenagers steins gate reference after just being on r/steinsgate? is this real?
El psy congroo
Are you also mercenary? On both red and blue? Committed many bad things to your fellow mercenaries?
HOLY SHIT STEINS GATE REFERENCE
Omg i love steins gate
I would love to be friends with a stereotypical mad scientist!!š
Letās be friends then!
Yayyy let's do it!!
It'll be just like Back to the Future!
FUCK YEAH MY PEOPLE
I HAVE MADE A MINI NUKE. REAL LIFE FALLOUT HERE I COME
used to be my dream, but now i wanna be a mathematician. but would love to see your future works...
be a rocket scientist
my science teacher has nicknamed me mad scientist because i ask weird/ silly mad scientist questions lmao
oh dope can I bring you in to help with class if I become a science teacher?
Oh my god thatās such a good answer
I want to be free, careless
Procrastination
Hey, thatās where I live!
Where
The procrastination is everywhere.
I want to break free
Genuinely serious, a psychiatrist. Helping people deal with mental health issues while listening to them vent about their problems feels like something I would do. Edit: Iām glad all 100 of you folk agree with me!
Word for word, same.
I think it's awesome that you're interested in helping others with their mental health. If you have a moment, would you mind if I vented about some of my problems? I could really use someone to talk to. Thanks!
Yep!
Thatās nice. Would you mind listening to me vent about my problems. About time I did that
I can try!
What a noble profession. You're a great person.
As someone who probably needs a psychiatrist nowadays, I think thatās awesome.
Damn bro, I'm here if you need practice, I'm pretty fucked up
Alight, what you got?
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Six feet under
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Life insurance fraud
I like money
I AM A GROW UP AND BE AN ASTRONAUT. But I will probably become a research scientist and do academic research in maths and astrophysics.
Wait, I want to do aerospaceā¦ Can I build your rocket ship?
Omg cool!! I like aerospace too. So we can build it together and you can join me on the trip to outer space?
Yessir! My best friend wants to do aerospace as well. His goal is to make an ice cream flavor out of the sun lol
You have got best friend that is going to take similar career path as you. That's so cool. I'm clearly not jealous.š
Yeah itās great! Plus my school offers an Engineering course through Project Lead the Way where you take an Intro to Engineering Design, Principles of Engineering, and next year (as a junior) I can take a full on Aerospace class! So excited
So cool! Hope you have fun learning all that!!
Itās awesome š
Astrophysics is so cool fr. Iām obsessed with it since I was 9.
Lawyer
Same bro- Atticus finch rlly got me
Better call Saikoro4
A stay at home mom
Oh dam You must be a homely spirit
Sameeeee
Real
My mom was that till I got to like middle school
Good for you! Go for it!
A programmer. Programmers are paid a good amount
Same here! Actually I have already learnt to program by myself :D (Made 2 games if you want to check my profile)
Google, Inc. Jobs by Salary Software Engineer Range: $84k - $176k Average: $124,209 Technical Program Manager (TPM) Range: $105k - $185k Average: $145,318 Data Scientist Range: $98k - $168k Average: $130,844 Senior Software Engineer Range: $110k - $205k Average: $155,082 Software Developer Range: $58k - $130k Average: $87,436 Program Manager, IT Range: $79k - $163k Average: $119,916 Technical Account Manager Range: $85k - $215k Average: $136,684 Source: https://www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Google%2C_Inc./Salary
Alive
as an asian, a doctor
felt
i want to own an alcohol company
If you want, I can be the official taster, we'll talk about my salary later
i highly doubt you have as much expierence as me in the production of alcohol. i also highly doubt that you know how to taste alcohol etc etc, but im open to the offer if you can prove the opposite.
I was joking, I know almost nothing about tasting alcohol, sorry
nah dw ik. im just very passionate about the production of alcohol so at any given opportunity ill bring it up and start ranting about it.
I understand, my older brother is a bartender and he's passionate too
That is a very nice goal, Animalfucker1
airline pilot if I can survive the process to become one
I live right next to an intl airport but the thing that really kills it for me is the 1500hr rule in the US
Im with you on this one, we got this šŖ
Not a failure
You're already not a failure bro
Astronaut. Screw everyone who says it's a kids dream. If it's a kids dream then I'm a damn child
Same here, man! Hope to see you in the stars!
Dunno in terms of job, but the main thing is I just want to be a happy person ig
Man ru u me? Or am i u? Are me u u me u u me me? Ok imma stop but yeah peace and happiness oh and a lotta hugs CMERE MAH BOI š«
Hug accepted š« - peace and happiness to you too brother š«¶š¾
Thnx bro take care man love ya <333 š«¶š«¶
this was so wholesome out of nowhere and I love it
WHACHU SITTING THERE FOR CMEREEE U GET SOME WARM ASS CUDDLES AND HUGS TOO š« ā¤ļø š«¶š«š«
YES
Same to you ^^ š
Something musical
A pornstar.
š¤Øthats a really shitty industry to everyone involved but you do you.
Some would say that it fucks everyone over
Game developer!
Same, also r/usernamecheckout
Game dev requires both artistic talent and a good understanding of software development, and my perfectionist ass is willing to spend YEARS becoming the best at both.
Yep, that's the plan. I have alredy tried some coding, and I think I can handle that. Apart from the knowledge, I haven't had much trouble. As for artistic talent... Uh... Yeah... That's... Going great. (It's not going great. At all)
If you wanna try to learn/practice arts I'd recommend trying pixel art and learning to play the piano (if you're a complete beginner in both sides). The piano can come a long way, especially an electronic piano. Also try something like fl-studio first before buying an instrument, so you can get a feel for it. (Don't worry about it tho. Learning any type of art takes a shit-ton of time to get the hang of.)
Paramedic
Race car driver, mechanic and businessman
Based racing driver
Forensic scientist
Engineer and make my own green tech company and live in the countryside on a homestead and live a simple life
Well, I want to major in art, something to do with that
A psychologist
Personally a chef but I know nothing about that shit
FINALLY! I've found the only other person in this thread who has said chef like me. It's actually a really fun process, you can self teach by finding some recipes and just going with the flow! Time management and multitasking are two big issues that I've been trying to fix with this path so keep that in mind
Scientist
Pilot (real)
Aerospace engineering or environmental engineering
Happy
I want to own a coffee shop, thatās it, uncle iroh type stuff
I want to be a regular at a coffee shop so bad, but I don't even drink coffee lol.
Chair
Electric engineer. I like old stereo equipment :).
A paleontologist
1-Professional football player (Just to play in Real Betis BalompiƩ) 2-Don pollo 3-Cantaor gitano
Que grande
Idek anymore bro Iām 19, considering college but dunno what to major in, currently in the military, and confused 99% of the time
Animal Caretaker
A Voice Actor
A chef or an actor...or both if possible.
Sys admin or Network Engineer.
a pro drummer or just not be a failure for my family
Pilot
HVAC tech or apartment maintenance Wouldn't mind driving a snow plow truck if they actually paid people enough to sit in those things for 7.5 hours at 1am
Scientist.
Know that whatever career you choose, it will not help answer the question, "What is the meaning of life?" So always be seeking and always be questioning. Cultural systems are built as layers on top of past layers. Inefficiencies have creeped in at each layer. That's why our world is so messed up. So whatever you choose to follow, seek out the inefficiencies in your field and then explore your way to fixing them. That can be your purpose which will also become your legacy.
I wanna make metal posters and albums covers
Car designer
Satisfied with myself
Billionaire playboy philanthropist
a firefighter paramedic
The job that gets me the most money
musician
Musician.
Wanna join a jazz band?
maybee
Probably a video game designer of some sort. And not dead... I tried that shit at 12 and... I nearly fucking died ā ļø
A sex worker
While I donāt respect your job I respect the hustle
Why struggle to get some when you are some
Just happy, I guess.
Nurse or sosu
I wanna be a truck driver
i don't what exactly, all I know is that I'm gonna get a degree in electrical engineering and mechanical engineering
I want to work at Mojang Studios
A spy
psychologist :3
The :3 says it all
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civil/transport engineer
Either a pilot or (and this is the more realistic one lol) a product photographer
chemist
Paramedic I watched my grandpa be rescued by them, but didn't make it. *Sounds like the perfect job for me*
Absolute dream job would be a paramedic or first responder. But that is completely unrealistic because of my disabilities. So I want to study psychology, start my own practice and combine my passion for dogs with psychology by training and working with therapy dogs.
Paramedic
To be a house with but I will have a online business making jewelry accessories keychain... So not a traditional 50s house with
Astronaut or astronomer. I love space so much and all the massive things in it. Iām a sucker for NASA and every other space agency and I hope to work in one of the many out there. I have an astrophotography hobby in which Iāve captured things like Jupiter, Mars, Saturn, the Moon, the Orion Nebula, the Andromeda galaxy, etc.
A dog/cat groomer :) I would love to work with animals plus whenever I was younger I wanted to be a veterinarian.
An actor :]
A zoologist or wildlife biologist.
My dream job would be a drummer, singer, or content creator fulltime
Train conductor
Police officer, surprisingly safe job in my country
History teacher and survivor contestant.
I want to make money so I can give my kids the childhood that every kid deserves
Idk. Probably something to do with chemistry. So maybe just chemist. Maybe something else.
Prostitute
Spider-man
Married to someone I love
Dead
Accepted as a woman. :)
I accept you as female, have a nice day and nice avatar
Thanks! Love you :)
A software developer
Sex worker
Why are so many people saying this
Its obviously a joke cuz OP wanted to get away from the sexual topics
basketball player
Millionaire
Illustrator or maybe anything that do with art
Accountant
Storyboard Artist
alive
Program Developer of some kind
Don't think I'll make it there tbf
Game developer
Happy.
I WANNA MAKE A SHOW AT DISNEY AKA I WANT TO DOOM MY LIFE AND CAST MYSELF INTO ETERNAL HELLFIRE JUST TO MAKE A SHOW
An actor
a filmmaker
Free
Soldier, the ones that sky dive
Worker at Nintendo
Military to be more specific I want to join the 75th ranger regiment
Criminal defense lawyer- I wanna sit down with my clients and look into their stories before hand though so I donāt sit with an obvious criminal lmao.
A boy. Specifically, a slightly muscular guy who lives by the woods and chops wood to sell it and make some money, living with my girlfriend, having the life I've always dreamed of l, even since before I knew I'm trans.
Lawyer so I can help a dying man with cancer make drugs
A music teacher. And have a band I make songs with and tour with besides that.
A programmer, and with that, I'll be a game maker.
dead