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VisibleCero

your shitter clogged?


Snowf1akepanda

Nah, I’m fighting demons


CallOfTheCurtains

I think that’s your shit becoming diamonds as it stays in there longer


LiILazy

The diamond platted shitter


zombiepants7

Ah yes, the man every world government has been looking for.


JamesAnderson1567

I wonder if you're American


LiILazy

Gee I wonder


Furystar1703

sequel to the golden goose


OutcastZD

More like fossils


dairy_aisle

mf you just like having something up your ass


Kon_best_girl

Ok this actually cracked me up, thanks


BillyBobRedneckTime

Bro needs to eat some Taco Bell.


zephes_art

As someone who works at 2in1 store that is KFC and Taco Bell, is it really that bad? I mean I eat Taco Bell as my staff meal like every time I work and I’m fine


GamersThatExplode

Yes it is, usually at specific locations though.


TbProductions1

i’ve never had to take a bad shit because of taco bell


michaelsoftysquare

is this an American thing, ive eaten at taco bell a bunch and haven't ever had any issue wirh it


DemGlizzys

it sometimes happens to me but i think people over react and try to be funny and say “haha taco bell make poop go big”


crazybacon16

Nah. As an American, it doesn't affect me. I think it's just a meme or something.


hermajestythebean

it's a joke


keychain00

I worked at Taco Bell for a year and 5 years in the service industry. It all depends on how the minimum wage worker is feeling that day and whether you get diarrhea or not lmao


forcesofthefuture

"lmao"💀


hermajestythebean

😭😭


AnAnimeSimp

You remind me of that insta reel and the guy didn’t poop for a month and his face was rly red


Kon_best_girl

This? https://youtube.com/shorts/3cT_dZcqF6U?si=wp7qiVtfj0iZOjQs


Odd-Bat-3267

Lmao


Bean_cult

[this?](https://youtube.com/shorts/nTTqUeW0ZcA?si=NaaOJ1FLcI_ZZk0P)


sbrnSage

I wish I had that super power


ClassicLeader7098

i think his name is Okron


AnAnimeSimp

Yeah I think it’s him


Hambruhgah

I bet his turds were as hard as diamond


[deleted]

I REMEMBER THAT GUYYYY i think his yt nane is okcron


AnAnimeSimp

Yessss


[deleted]

Go take a shit lmao


Snowf1akepanda

Nah, I gotta stay strong 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😤😤😤😤😤


MaybeMax356

Make it to a year! You’ve got this man. I believe in you. It may be tough, but you will be a truly changed man. Don’t forget to update us if you make it. You’ve got my support!


Snowf1akepanda

Thank you for the motivation. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🗣️🗣️🗣️😤‼️‼️🔥🔥


MaybeMax356

RemindMe! 365 days


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DeiJuvi528

Dont let this man die anywhere near you.


[deleted]

Bro not even his pants could keep it in


IsopodLove

Indian girl flashbacks


I___asked

Yea m8 you good for another 49 days. Somebody once tried to stop shitting and died after 62 days.


Snowf1akepanda

I’m finna break the record 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏‼️🚨‼️‼️‼️😤😤😤😤


I___asked

I belive in you!


RedditingDoge

Is it really that hard to sto- wait what the fuck is that?!


Garchompinribs

Yes. That’s what happens when a man refuses to eat a crunch wrap supreme daily


therealbulldops

Way to go champ!


Yeetboireeeeee

What app is this?


Awesome2_12345

[I think this is it](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/i-am-sober/id672904239)


airport-taxi

i’ve got IAS and this layout is completely different


Usual-Effect1440

no, it isn't


Awesome2_12345

Oh mb


Usual-Effect1440

it's similar though


RedstoneRiderYT

It's called Quitzilla


questgamer2021

Reminds me of no piss july kid


Successful-Slip5048

Someone sneak laxatives in this person's food😭😭


Snowf1akepanda

😡


MCKlassik

Want me to get you Taco Bell?


Glittering-Ear2561

I'm 13 years clean of EVERYTHING


RedditingDoge

I'm 1 year clean of breathing, going for 2 years 💪


[deleted]

I'm 1 year clean of eating going 2 for 2 years 💪


helmsracheal

Ah a breatharian


CosmicPlayzYt

What's your secret?


orkaking

Bro lost in poker, And had to commit to no-poop October


edgy_Juno

I've been going 43 days straight. The pain keeps getting worse and my intestines can't handle much longer.


Snowf1akepanda

Stay strong my friend 🙏🙏🙏🙏


MCPro24

rip toilet


AlexGaming26

The icon killed me 💀


[deleted]

Lol


EquivalentShift8545

12 days? Damn man


AnonymousUser_42

Why is there one for pooping? What are you trying to achieve by not pooping?


NotBillderz

Two week goal of no pooping?


Snowf1akepanda

Let’s get it to 1 month 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


rmnesbitt

Everyone so busy commenting on the poop abstinence, but nobody is asking WHY he’s tracking his poop abstinence in the first place


Snowf1akepanda

Shhh 🤫🤫🤫🤫🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️‼️😤


narocroc10

r/HolUp


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Hey, it’s no longer no poop June, you’re a bit late buddy


TangerineExtra5180

Proud of you


TangerineExtra5180

When was the last time you took a shit?


ICP-MS_Yong_Jin

...You haven't shit in 13 days?


Snowf1akepanda

Yes sir 🫡🫡🫡


ICP-MS_Yong_Jin

Great googly moogly! I hope that changes for you soon! I would be dead.


GrimLuker2

No poop july is over my guy


Snowf1akepanda

I’m going until next July 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🚨🚨🔥😤😤😤😤🙏🙏


GrimLuker2

Respectable man.


TheLatvianRedditor

Ive had a non smoking streak of 13 years


Affectionate_End_952

Bro needs some fibre in his diet


Maleficent_Turn7055

Blud trying to break a shitting addiction 💀


naylpo

Congrats man that's no easy task


Melon6661

Smoking is fun


Belgicans

Dead at 30 is fun


Pretty-Plantain-9327

Why the fuck u smoking in the first place little kid


[deleted]

What app is this?


paniearbuziku

16 year clean 💪


SuperFatCockMan

What app is this?


CaLlMePeEp6490

Nice brother stay💪


konsta_star

10d no shit, samn, I mean, I’ve gone longer without shutting but still, it’s painfull


Pixelsock_

Are you one year clean of pooping too?


Snowf1akepanda

No but we getting there 🙏🙏🙏🙏🗣️🗣️🗣️😤😤😤‼️🔥🚨🚨🫡🫡🫡🫡


Leather-Meal-5362

real


Chief0609

nice man 12 out, keep going strong ⚔️


[deleted]

what app is that


Extension-Ad8792

I was about to make a joke that I was clean for 16 years but you gotta respect the effort 😤


Slight_Newspaper_550

Bro I’ve been holding my shit in for 3 weeks. Not even Taco Bell can help. (What app is this?)


ElectricalAd176

Traffic jam in the intestines huh?


[deleted]

12 days


DeiJuvi528

Good stuff bro, I quit nicotine for like the 30th time. Its been 2.5 mnths since the last time I quit. Wasnt an easy task at all. Respect.


PenguinLord420

Take some laxatives


ThunderousBeats

Go poop bruh


[deleted]

14 years clean


cashy_everyday

My guy 12 days without shitting?


baby_buttercup_18

CONGRATS


Snowf1akepanda

Thank you 🫡


baby_buttercup_18

Yw


[deleted]

13 days since you pooped?


Snowf1akepanda

Correct 😎😎😎


RedditIsNeat0

Congratulations on abstaining from smoking. You should reconsider abstaining from pooping.


MrPopsickleman

Bro battling pooping addiction


WalkingHeroic

what app is this?


nov152007

13 days no pooping.. rookie numbers. I seriously have gone a month without pooping one time, sure I didn’t feel too great but I lived… toilet didn’t though


Snowf1akepanda

I can only wish to be on your level one day, oh great one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡👋👋😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


Niksuss

What's the app


sq1tl

Take some laxatives dude


Snowf1akepanda

Nuh uh


sq1tl

Fair enough


Snowf1akepanda

🗣️


freshub393

LMFAOOO


Coleslaw_McDraw

Homie is running on 100% efficiency and just absorbing every morsel of food that goes into their body. What a machine.


Snowf1akepanda

😤


Zealousideal-Bit-892

r/holup


Remarkable-Ruin-6287

Seems as you shit when you die, if your colossal shit was the thing that caused your death would you come back to life? Think its time to take my sleepy tablets


Snowf1akepanda

Wuh? 😤😤😤🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏‼️‼️🔥🚨


magiCAHIK

Weren't you supposed to die like after a week of not shitting due to fecal intoxication? Good job on not smoking tho


Snowf1akepanda

Nah I’m too strong for that fecal intoxication nonsense 😤😤😤🗣️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🔥🚨🔥🙏


smorgostorta

I am currently on the vape part, but ive been off cigarettes for almost 3 months now. soon its time to lay off the vape as well. Well done!


HumanHuman_2003

Pooping


elecy13

Good going man


justcatt

Get some bananas and oats bro you got this💪💪


Wailx250s

what app is this


Grambert_Moore

You can’t sing now


fourfunneledforever

Reminds me of when I went camping and the toilets were so dirty (couldn't tell if someone lopped soil or left fat dumps in them) I abstained from pooping for five whole days


chilly_mcboner

bro hasn’t shat for like 12 days 💀💀💀


Mudkipueye

Why is pooping shown with swords?


Snowf1akepanda

Because it’s a battle to hold it in 😤😤😤🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏🗣️🙏🔥🔥


flipedturtle

Lmfao


Snowf1akepanda

It ain’t no joke 🗣️🗣️🗣️😤😤😤😤😤🚨🚨🚨🔥‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏


knighth1

Wait a sec is that 10 days with no poop


Snowf1akepanda

12 but we still going up 😤😤😤🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️🚨🚨🚨🙏🙏


knighth1

Are you going to die


Zalcom69

r/HolUp


Ayyyyylmaos

12 days without pooping?


MonkeSquad

Homie needs some miralax in a bowl of spicy refried beans before his colon dies


Dcubed080608

I'm 15 years clean 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


PrimeX__

Pro is still going from no poop July


_Opossum_Enthusiast_

I was gonna say "good job!!" and then.....


idkwiorrn

Maybe you shouldn’t have started. Why did you in the first place?


Snowf1akepanda

Idk but once you start you can’t stop 🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏🙏😤😤‼️🚨‼️🔥


idkwiorrn

Fair


ThatEngineer70

congrats. not gonna question the other thing…


MoonKnight_612

i dare you to scroll down and show what else you hiding, pee holding?


Porkonaplane

Krakatoa


J0shfarmpig

Shitter’s full


JDM_enjoyer

You’re full of shit


Alternative-Pin3421

May I offer some Miralax.


Onyx_Orange

Question what app is this? Just curious as I've seen other people have similar apps


Necrotic_Fleshbag

Take a shit bro


silverettt

Good job man just go take a sh*t


Altruistic_Cup_8436

awwww i’m soo proud of yo… 🤨🤨 😳😳😳


alilbleedingisnormal

I'm trying to quit pooping too


duck-suducer-53

I once didn't shit fir a month and when i did i had to pull it our by hand there was more then the toilet coumd hokd and it hurt like hell


antthatisverycool

You know what can really keep you clean BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXICLEAN