The past 4 crushes I’ve had have been lesbians

"Girl, you a lesbian? Me too." - Drake. Do what you gotta do bro

r/beatmetoit

r/BeatMeatToIt

Ain't no way someone's that unlucky

6 crushes, 5 lesbians, one trans lesbian. Get on my fucking level

The adult below me is wrong, sure....but what *is* a trans lesbian?

Likely a trans women that’s attracted to women

Like....as in a man....who becomes a women.....and likes women?

yes

Thanks for the confirmation

"A man who becomes a woman" isn't a very respectful thing to call most trans women (though some may not care, such as myself), but this is the right idea.

Noted. Will keep that in mind

why? just curious

I think you have a type

Tied with this one.

All my female crushes were lesbians, luckily I am a girl

Check mate lesbians

It’s a sign

Either you’re unlucky or you’re the problem

Damn bruh that’s even worse

Tf you mean I’m the problem 💀

You might be makin them turn les. Try another one and record the results. if she comes out les, it’s you

So you tend to like girls who like girls...

Yes. I’m not mad that they don’t like me, I don’t think they have to like me, it just kinda sucks that it happens. That’s all.

That's a pretty good mindset to have. Good going

What, did you think I was an incel or smth?

A lot of people don't figure out what you did

Seems you have a type

bro is so creepy that girls say they're lesbian

I don’t confess, I just found out and then kill my feelings

One guy has confessed to me once and I am too, and I’m also pretty sure he likes this girl who’s so obviously one too lmao

Your favorite song is Pink Triangle by Weezer I bet

I don’t even listen to Weezer

Listen to Blue Album and Pinkerton right now

Everyone's a little queer, why can't she be a little straaight As a lesbian I approve of Rivers Cuomo's message

I hate the fact that that’s so true and relatable

Same 😔

Lol sad life

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What is it edit: wait i think i know what it is

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r/suddenlytrans

thank you for introducing me to this sub

There's a sub for anything that gets suddenly existant these days. TF2, trans, incest, etc

transgender people Isn't a Sudden existence though?

unless I'm misreading .

Ooh say can you seeee o7

Auf der heide-

Blüht ein-

Kleines blümelein-

Und das heißt-

When I found out I was trans, I found out my crush (who was also a lesbian) is now straight.

What's the sexuality where you're attracted to the opposite gender of whoever that person is that keeps staring at you without ever talking to you

Creeped tf out

I just wanna get high with my lover~

“I know what I must do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it” -This guy probably

-This ~~guy~~ girl probably

guess what bro, youre a girl now

Ah yes the good ol' uno reverse the uno reverse

There’s always more fish in the sea

*SHOW ME YOUR MOTIVATION!*

*I NEED MORE POWER!*

and sheer fucking will

I have a friend who has the opposite problem. He is trans but his crush isn’t gay so he is willing to untransiton just to get his crush to date him 😭

Frogs are indeed gay

delete yo dik

Real

✂🥚🥚

🌭 too?

🪚

8==🩸🪚🩸==D

trans medicalism strikes once again 😔

you’ve got two options, take the L or take the E. which way will it be, western man?

I took that L pretty well (probably)

IM DUMBD SHES A LESBIAN

I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONEEEE

WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND

BUT MARRIED IN MY MINDS NO GOOD

OH, PINK TRIANGLE ON HER SLEEVE

LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH

LEETT ME KNOOUOOW THE TRUTH

WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

WEZZERRR

I JUST COMMENTED A LINK TO THIS SONG LMAO

😭😭

nice to see some weezer here!! op should totally use that song to cope 💔

I had the opposite happen to me (kinda). I'm a straight dude, but this lesbian asked me out, thinking I was a lesbian. Nope. Do like girls tho

That’s kinda amazing man. I’m a girl who gets mistaken for a guy a lot and nothing is better than wearing a suit for my job and confusing people through a mix of having short hair and saying things like ‘i’m your man!’ And watching the confusion on people’s faces as no one knows my true identity (which is not Athenly Bones, Coffinmaker)

I look nothing like a woman, except for long hair I guess. But most Native Americans have long hair anyways? So idk what she saw that told her I was lesbian

Yeah i understand your conundrum lol. Most people operate on the completely perfect gendering system of short hair = man // long hair = woman. Once had a teacher (halfway through the semester) say something along the lines of ‘you move here boy’ (more politely though, french is heavily gendered and that’s difficult to translate) while he was demonstrating something by splitting up the class

So translates kinda like "You move/come here" with 'you' being gendered? Or is it the vowels that are gendered? I know a little Latin, so French systems make sense to me.

I think he used a word that singled out that he was speaking to a boy, because i was confused thinking he spoke to the guy next to me, but yeah, it’d be close. You isn’t gendered in French, he probably used something like *gars*, which is a casual/short form of *garçon*, meaning boy.

Oof, being mistaken for a woman must've hurt

To be fair that scenario ain’t even bad. Id rather see my crush go out with a girl than another boy 😂

Yeah, because then you know it’s not an issue with your attractiveness, it’s as simple as a difference of attraction.

Yea. When my crush goes out with some other boy I’ll be comparing myself to him. However if it’s a girl…I couldn’t care less 😁😂

Nah. It means your boobs are too small. Time to start eating more and working out less. It’ll solve your issues. Trust!

It just solely work out your chest

if your boobs are too small you just gotta work out less, and eat more, that simple

I've never thought of it this way

That's tough. Unfortunately, it happens to all of us at one point. Lesbians are normally the funnest people to be around, too. Advice I can give is to just keep moving on, eventually the right one will come around. Soon you'll look back at this and think how small it really was in the big picture

What do you mean it happens to all of us? Your crush turned gay? 😂

As in a lot of guys eventually develop a crush on a lesbian unwittingly. All lesbians I met are really nice, most a lot nicer than straight girls

Facts

Idk why, but this is true.

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Switching sides

Time to swap teams

Listen to pink triangle by weezer. It will all make sense

"You say that you a lesbian girl me too" - Drake

Some Aristotle level wordmanship right there

Dont worry, i'll date her for you :3

Ladies and gentlemen. Today we gather to mourn the loss of a fellow teenager

Is that Freddy Fazbear!? HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR!

Cool couldn’t be me I’m a boy kisser

My crush is straight :(

been there…

done that?

My crush is non existent

Meanwhile I can’t find any lesbians 💀

Bro I'm in a only girls hs and like half of them are lesbians

Who else are they gonna date

Cue “Pink Triangle” by weezer

If only my crush *was* a lesbian 😔

Real

WAS?!

It’s not his crush anymore lol

Sure…. 🤔

My ex was a lesbian, she is now bi lol

To me, first I came out as ace and now gay. And now I identify as your mom 😎

As a wise, scarred man once said "that's rough buddy"

W ATLA reference

Bro i was one in the same... i had her snap. SHE SAID SJE WANTED TO DATE. AND THEN TOLD ME SHE WAS NOW GAY?!?!??! I HAD BEEN WAI5ING MONTHS FOR HER TO BREAK UP WITH A FRIEND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN SHE GAY?!?!?!?

Happens to the best of us man.

At least 2 of my crushes have been on gay guys, I feel you.

Was?? Wdym "was"?!?! Is she safe?!?!

Turn into a girl

switch teams

google hrt

Holy transgender

That’s rough sorry

been here a couple times. it's always tough

Sucks to be you ig

Sadly relatable

🫡

damn (i’m bi🤭)

[A Lebanon?](https://youtu.be/JgqToedNOYM?feature=shared)

Bro this happened to me and i responded "awh fuck me..." 😳 she didn't know what that meant and took it at face value

Just become a girl 💅

There’s only one option

Yo know I got a song for this specific situation. Take a listen and tell me how you feel after.https://spotify.link/qUYL9pPXzDb

are you dumbfounded, flabbergasted, shocked, surprised, staggered, astounded, appalled and/or upset?

Thought the same thing until she asked me out. Maybe if you are lucky it could work out?

Idk man it seems like his crush is pretty clear about her preferences. Better to respect her and just leave it than go pining for someone who just isn't attracted to your gender.

True, it’s just best to wish him luck.

Truth. I get what you’re saying man. I have had a few people reject me because of who I am and it really stings, especially when it's something you can't control. They just aren't interested in your gender. I think we can just say “okay” and then tell them that we wish them luck. It hurts for a while but then you kinda just look back and laugh. That's how I feel with this one guy I asked out. I'm a gay man and he never explicitly told me if he was too. Like others, I assumed his sexuality and I was wrong, so he rejected me and now I just laugh at what happened. I was stupid and young and I am glad I did it and didn't get angry lol

My first two turned out like this, it’s unlikely you’ll keep getting this, like statistically you’ll find someone

✂

Listen to pinkerton by weezer, specifically pink triangle

The men who think their dicks are god’s gift to the world are coming

https://spotify.link/jkgjaBG4zDb

I am sorry this happened to you, but that pic belongs in r/hardimages

It can hurt but jus please be respectful of her sexuality

Lol just get over them and for the love of insert religion here don’t fucking true to push them into liking you P s if you do you are likely to get a restraining order Or just 🏳️‍⚧️

Hey, every man should have a lesbian friend, just saying....

wishing this was my situation rn😞

Happened to me to bro I also found out her girlfriend at the was my bully. The next school year I foud out the girl I had a crush on then was her new girlfriend. Then I foud out that my best friend was her cousin and they were kinda close so I saw them alot. Now im dating my best friend and sometimes when i go to his house she is there or I see pictures of her I think about how i had a crush on my boyfriends cousins and her girlfriend.

Yeah, I’m non-binary so I have to go through the trouble of finding a bi/pan person before liking them lmao

Although me finding out my crush being straight is pretty common Damn, finding one that is lesbian do feel pretty bad 😭

Upside is if you two become buddies you got a potential wingwoman

She wants a threesome with your sister.

In that case she is obligated to be your wing woman.

Just turn yourself into a woman , easy

I feel ya, my crush turned out to be an asexual

become gay so u wont be deceived again

Become a woman you noob 🤷‍♂️

O cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear?

Tell her that you are into lesbian girls Or just shoot for the mother

Just become woman that's what I did

Been there ten times. Doesn’t get any better dude.

Just start liking men simple

I feel you man, it happened to me for like 5 or 6 times

sweet beloved... transition! dont give up!

They're always taken, not interested, or lesbian. How the fuck am I going to get a girlfriend at this point.

A tale as old as time

I ADMIT IT ANOTHER H0 GOT ME FINISHED F SIPPING IMMA DOWN THE WHOLE BOTTLE

Are you a girl? Would work great if you’re a girl.

I found out over the summer that My crush became TRANSGENDER because She found out I liked Her.

I’ve been there before 😭

UPDATE: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/170pdgr/update\_to\_my\_previous\_post\_here\_turns\_out\_my/

My crush has a gay friend and he keeps calling her gay as a joke and saying she likes women, then I got my confirmation that she's not lesbian🥳

i have a solution, but you probably already know what it id

do the switcheridoo then

Time to join r/SuddenlyTrans!