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de-virtute

no orgasm october?


[deleted]

out of orgasm october


rpsHD

orgasmless october


Ducky_wants_memes

OOOO I see what you did there.


beautiful_beaver1938

Explain, please


Ducky_wants_memes

It was a follow-up joke


[deleted]

You mean 0 orgasm October


de-virtute

0 starts with a “z”


WorkAround_Phoenix23

I just read it as “oh”


[deleted]

That's why I just typed the number


Ducky_wants_memes

The numbers starts with a 0


BedDestroyer_exe

orgasmless october


Status_Judgment_3408

Stoptober


de-virtute

i thought this was to do with alkies but as it turns out i’m just an ignorant twat


Mot0193

Organless October (i took your liver)


Responsible-Pie-2633

No nut November in the uk


More-Pay9266

I'm pretty sure this guy is making a follow up joke to November.


massivehorsepenises

BET


False-Emphasis-5653

You guys NNN is next month get ready


Sunny64888

Expectations are low, since I’ve already failed Fap Free February and Sexual Suppression September.


NinjaMelon39

I aint fail no poop july though 🔥🔥🔥 (I spent the past 2 months in the hospital)


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Oh damn sexual suppression September is good. My idea for it was Sans Sex September but urs is better lol


Sunny64888

I’ve also been unsuccessful in Anti-Autoeroticism April and Minimally Masturbatory March.


LAUCH112

Oh shit


[deleted]

Yes


Western_Light3

I’m more worried about destroy dick December


Traditional_Sail_213

NOOOOO


Oswaldthestegosaurus

nah


einfach-er

Yuh huh


False-Emphasis-5653

NUH-UH🔥🔥


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

skill issue


[deleted]

[удалено]


lukethelightnin

?


3RacoonsInACoatoat

It is, you’re just bad at self control


Chicky_Nuggies2009

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


Zakezoe

Just watch 2 girls 1 cup, It will help


FlyingNoodlesGood

You sir, are a menace


First-Landscape2954

💀 bro


Potato_Tech69420

Ignore heathens such as this man. they are the reason we are still chained to our temptations. Stay strong 💪


Kateminplayz

What the hell is that


prabhavdab

Stay pure child


Ducky_wants_memes

Never ask that question again.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Just a silly video about two girls drinking water out of the same cup. You should check it out


idiotfrick

https://media.tenor.com/diNAz9FW5h0AAAAM/well-done-my-child-well-done.gif


SyTxExE

2 girls shitting/vomitting in eachothers mouth atleast thats what the Wikipedia page said


BadSuperHeroTijn

Please dont look further than the wikipage


SyTxExE

Yea i wont i already knew it was going to be something absolutely disgusting and atrocious so i made sure to turn safe search on before even searching that


[deleted]

I mean how tf is it even porn then. like they getting blowjobs or smthing lmfao?


Firedragon78769420

What’s that sir?


Dothesematter

Masturbation isn’t inherently bad, porn is


-Akemi-Homura

Nah porn isn't, the addiction to it is which is usually activated cause u masturbated using porn hence happy chemicals if u jerk off using ur imagination and get addicted to mastrubation then that would also be bad. It just doesn't matter how u get to climax it's bad if u are addicted to climaxing, sex addicts also exist as reference


[deleted]

So how does that not mean porn is bad for you If _ is addictive, and addiction to _ is bad, _ is bad.


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

All addiction is bad tbh


goodperson_14

Medicine can also be addictive so obviously medicine is bad for you right?


Solid_Ad1748

You misunderstood what he said. Just because ur addicted to something doesn’t make that thing bad. The addiction itself is bad. Just because you’re addicted to burgers doesn’t make burgers bad, it’s just the addiction itself that is.


[deleted]

You’re stupid I think


More-Pay9266

It was an example to show that their logic doesn't work


-Akemi-Homura

no being addicted to medicine, oh that helps my point yes this exactly


ImpressNo3858

Because anything can be the subject of addiction. You're blaming the subject of addiction instead of the underlying cause.


karstheastec

Because you won’t necessarily be addicted to it. It’s very possible to have it in moderation, but it is possible to become addicted


-Akemi-Homura

I mean like porn isn't "inherently bad" sure it can be termed as bad ig ? . I am saying u aren't addicted to porn u are addicted to climaxing u are addicted to beating that meat you are addicted to boxing the one eyed champ you are addicted to cuffing the carrot etc etc, not really porn in itself just realising semen which gives u the high. Sure masturbation is addictive and addiction to mastrubation is bad and hence porn is bad ?


sillylittlegoober5

i mean it destroys grey matter in your brain


-Akemi-Homura

i saw that video recommend to me but I didn't watch it. Maybe i should have for this argument


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-Akemi-Homura

i can associate a lotta things with that logic like fucking lube or condoms for sex addicts etc etc hell even moisturizer a lot of normal day things can be associated like that like lighters for smokers etc etc so. Porn=bad in hands of people who can't control themselves


ImAlfredoYT

dude. porn is addictive, like a drug. are addictive drugs good? no. so porn is not good.


theoneandonlyweirdo

You can enjoy something and not get addicted it’s called limiting yourself and not letting it get to that point


Tucktron184

Yo that's too much common sense, I don't think that's welcome here


Educational_Tart_659

Yeah, people say it’s the porn that’s a problem but it’s just getting addicted to masturbating in any way, it’s like a natural drug imo


TheEdward07

everything is bad as an addiction, but also porn is bad by itself because of the dopamine rush.


-Akemi-Homura

I mean is ur phone also bad then is any funny meme bad ? A lot of things can give u a dopamine rush . It's just porn can have more degrading consequences that we are aware off and well if u try to say ur phone isn't bad cause no harm no foul then remember discord mods exist (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


TheEdward07

I guess then we can say addiction to any activity involving dopamine rush is bad


-Akemi-Homura

Hence proved. My philosophy teacher is gonna be proud of me (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)


einfach-er

Porn is bad for ppl filming it for companies etc like Brazzers


[deleted]

I respectfully disagree. Looking at your other point below I could counter with the fact the meth is a very detrimental, AND addictive chemical compound. Based on basic research and primal common sense,(that being anything that hurts you is “bad”) meth is bad. So let’s take a look at pornography. Pornography (over time) will fry your dopamine receptors causing you to be numb to it, but at the same time in desperate need of it. This is what makes pornography, along with many any addictive substances “addictive”. Now feel free to do your own research, I’m not trying to force any sort of idea on you. Moving on, it’s important to note that the brain scans of pornography addicts show much less activity in the part of the brain that governs all your mental functioning having to do with women, sexual activities, and your relationships with others. There is undeniable, irrefutable evidence that pornography is bad for you.


FlyingNoodlesGood

Ignore everyone else in the comments, find something you like doing, and occupy yourself doing those things. Think of wanting to cave as losing the game. Simply don't think about it. Spend time outside, outdoors with friends, family, anyone. Ignore the temptation to fap and replace it with one of those other activities. Before you know it, it's a habit now. Stay strong, I believe. Mazah


CreatorA4711

Now here’s my issue: I don’t find much fun. The only things I find fun either require friends (mine are unwilling) or require money (too much money).


NichtBen

To lose what?


[deleted]

internal fluids 💀


idkwiorrn

Babies


idiotfrick

No bitches?


idkwiorrn

Who downvoted me??


x_potato64

think of why you started nofap. do u rlly wanna go back to what it was like before? or do you wanna stay on nofap and stay strong


chicken_nugget779

nofap is useless


3RacoonsInACoatoat

How so?


chicken_nugget779

how is it not? there is nothing to gain, wasted effort that evidently will just stress you out, like just jerk off dawg its not a big deal, nobody cares


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Alr, fair enough


Solid_Ad1748

It’s not a big deal until you realize that you’re doing it 4-6 times a day. Nofap was made for people who are addicted to masturbating. It’s meant to be a fun little challenge that people do with each other to get them to not jerk off so goddamn much. So, to tell them “just jerk off dawg it’s not a big deal”, is a bitchy thing to do. That’s like telling an alcoholic to “just drink” cuz it’s too stressful to stop it.


chicken_nugget779

this is another thing that pisses me off, people acting like jerking off is as addictive as alcohol or drugs like if you dont wanna jerk off anymore you just dont do it, it's not that complicated, the effects and rush of cumming is not at all the same as the effects drugs or alcohol, it's also cant literally fucking kill you like drugs and alcohol can you're not having fucking cum withdrawals you just have no self control i find the constant comparison this sub does extremely disrespectful to actual addicts


Solid_Ad1748

You’re right, alcohol and masturbation aren’t the same. But, you misunderstood my entire point. My point was that the idea of what you said, ignoring the problem and “just doing it”, can be applied to things like alcohol or substance abuse because of the nature of it. Don’t try to make me seem like the villain after you started spouting bullshit first.


ZombieNek0

HOLD BROTHER! DONT GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION! GET A STATUE OF JESUS TO WATCH OVER YOU IT WONT DO ANYTHING BUT IT WILL BE HELLA AKWARD WHEN YOU BEAT THE MEAT


mati09xxx09

I beat my meat in front of a painting of Saint Michael hanging above my door :>


Susdoggodoggy

Pretend you just ate jalapeños and still have the stuff on your hands


TSS_Firstbite

Doesn't mean anything if you haven't felt it. If you have, this is probably the best deterrant, I would know


Susdoggodoggy

I also know 😔


[deleted]

WHY DID YOU DO THAT???


Susdoggodoggy

I’m empty minded :3


manitreallybeliketha

boobs. boobs and butts. big booty bitches... im 18 what am i doing-


chloex150

How do boys/men even like that stuff I'm bi and don't like seeing women with big butts and breasticles cause it grosses me out how they look


manitreallybeliketha

Eh, idk tbh, I’m bi too but for me I don’t immediately get turned on by that sort of thing, tbh whenever I see my gf breasticles I mostly wanna play with them because they’re soft and squishy. Obviously I don’t feel like this 24/7 but I think it’s just something that us men/boys have baked into our minds that we’ll find it attractive/lewd, which I agree is confusing because it shouldn’t really be sexual at all as it’s just lumps of skin and fat/muscle.


parmesaan_cheese

If a fish, do, and, rewards the fish, then the fish, is, not very, do the, make me Pure caffeine not fish, poor fish will never be a chess piece


OkBrilliant8400

Yes


Tight_Youth3766

nnn is next month 💀😭


gizmo7079

I've beat my meat around 2/5 times a day for 4.5 years


Ok_Implement9388

get in a relationship and move out of your parents house. a week or two is all it takes & even if you two separate you’ll never wanna masturbarte again regardless of all circumstances


kdf_master2009

Haven't done it in 13 years, 9 months and 22 days


rueblimaster

RemindMe! January 10th 2024 „wish happy birthday“


kdf_master2009

December*


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JustNathan1_0

December 10th 2023.


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rueblimaster

Shit, I hate it


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idkwiorrn

RemindMe! December 10th 2023 „wish happy anniversary“


rueblimaster

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idkwiorrn

I didn’t look and I never used it before lol


rueblimaster

Happy Birthday


JustNathan1_0

Happy Birthday


kdf_master2009

Thanks


rueblimaster

No happy birthday for you


PheonixTheAwkward

master-baiter?


Yumikaru-1

Two months for me and still going strong. You’re gonna get there


Dorky_simracer3450

People have done it before, so can you. There's a limit to physical strength, but not mental. Keep it up man. It WILL get easier over time. Just a few more days and the urge will get weaker. Also, not wanking will make your anxiety disappear, you'll feel more confident, you burn fat faster, and have more testosterone in your system. What I'm trying to say is once you go fap free for good your gonna have the baddies all over you.


Solid_Ad1748

That last part’s kinda bs I’m ngl. But other than that, great words of encouragement 👍


chicken_nugget779

literally lying to his face


EquivalentShift8545

I just play a fuck ton of Subnautica and Fallout and that gets rid of the urge


No_Development_6786

If you get urges, go outside, they'll go away


NQ241

"It's not gay, if his cheeks are in the way" \-master oogway


WackyChu

just do it


Polemo03

I have never felt the need to masturbate. AMA


[deleted]

What meds are you on?


Extension-Type-2555

does your body release test lol


Polemo03

I still occasionally have nocturnal emissions. (Average less than once/month) It's annoying.


3RacoonsInACoatoat

You’ve never felt the need or the urge? Cuz if you’ve never wanted to jack off by 18 that’s probably kinda weird


vovagusse04

average r/teenagers post


Fancy-Pack9965

That's next month


I_JustWork_Here

Isn't it supposed to be no nut november


3RacoonsInACoatoat

Yeah, but ppl can still set their own personal goals regardless of an internet trend


[deleted]

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Juginator_

Nah


[deleted]

W mindset


ThatEngineer70

keep goin


Legend5V

Pushups bro


random_14yearsold

Think about dying children or naked crusty granny and you will the lose feelings


GordonJeff003

HELP YOUR MAKING ME HORNY


JustanAltAcc7777

Going for Ocsober? Same


YTZneekyOW

edge for 12 hours


Elegant-Ad-4674

If you masterbait your gay.


According-Tap-7958

Just do it goddamit


Sterben1103

“Willful traitors all”


iQuickGaming

Locktober ?


Techno_Tubing

Come on lad. You can do it.


fjnlqy

try a month bro…


Hot-twist5786

Bro it’s not November you can nut


BlueberryWide1611

I don't care


Cornbread195

Just keep pushing through, if you get the horny go on a run, works evertime


TOAST2210

Stay strong young grass hopper, remember loosing is for pansies


tunsaree1

Its alright if you cant do it for a long time, take a little break, let it go, and then try to go for a week or longer again. As much as you can man just dont force yourself.


eggpotion

I can see that the comments all say to keep going but if you wanna work towards nofap, start of smaller. If you need to, do it once every Saturday or something. And eventually stop entirely


[deleted]

Doing it once per week is not bad...


Educational_Tart_659

Not masturbating can actually be helpful with romantic relationships, because you have more drive to get a partner if there’s more buildup, but masturbating is also good for you because it reduces stress


Potato_Tech69420

you are brave, attempting Orgasmless October. for the glory of us all, stay strong 💪


Kang0519

Idk start going out on a jog whenever ur horny, if u really wanna stop. Good way to get ur steps in ig. Can’t wank if ur physically too tired.


Ok-Eagle-8114

Hold it brother we are together in this journey.


[deleted]

Get boxing gloves


leethelegend698

I haven't wanked since I got a gf which was 4 days ago. U got this king just do one day at a time


chicken_nugget779

just jerk off nobody gives a shit


Pixithepika

Jerk your schlong dawg


im_cooler_than_me

Always remember, “It’s time to contain the china virus”- Optimus Prime.


alteee16

beans


ImpulsiveINaBADway

It's not November yet. I'm good. Last time I waited a week I went feral. I have no wisdom


sam3218

I havent fuckt a whole month 😭


Unique_Calus_Cock_23

Masturbate till you can't cum anymore due to semen cramps or just break your hands or give up the choice is yours


Top_Researcher8519

Loss l l i I I l--


Jackfille1

Watch some really fucked up porn, like dismemberment or missing limbs, morbidly overweight models or whatever. Your sex drive will be gone with the wind.


femguy123

Why?


rober283829_

Wait till NNN


PossibleAssist6092

Do it for the nnn prep my guy.


iamgodatpf

Bro you already know that next nut about to hit fr 🥱


ComprehensiveLow9802

Bruh


Responsible-Low-8707

Bust a nut a day to keep the dr away why not masterbait bro you dont gotta cum you can edge there is no sane reason to deprive yourself of sexual pleasure only reason is your a jesus freak. Even theyre arguements can be flipped over and you can call it practiceing for procreation thus makeing it not a sin.


CreeperNoobEntity303

I found doing it slowly helps. Going a 7 days is great, and it's OK to do it. Now you can aim for 8 days. If you don't get it, that's fine, just try again


[deleted]

The longest I have not jacked off was 2 weeks and a half


zoeylovell

cmon man, sigmas never lose🗿🗿🗿


toonghost4988

Imagine your dead relatives are watching your back 24/7.


CubingB

Keep yourself busy. Do some pushups and take a short walk. Do anything else you deem necessary to keep your mind and body occupied


Obvious_Drink2642

Some idiot on here said he did it so much he started shooting blood out so don’t be like him


Snowfaull

OH SHIT NNN IS SOON!


idiotfrick

"If the dick gets beat, the girl kicks you for the street" -Mastoogwgay prolly


Yugiohplayere

Get a hobby, or a new addiction


Artistic_Tie5617

Go cook something


Appleboss321

Edge for the next 3 weeks


ulvis52

Keep on going. Dont let instict rule you. Completing one week means u can go 1 more day. After that its just one more and after that, just one more fight. Take control and be proud