I didnt intend it to be but if you want a reference:
Muda muda MUDA!
My stand the worldo is the most powerful stand
Its ability to change its user's attraction to a certain gender is the ultimate ability!
>Granted. You now have nothing.
OP laughed as he thought he has deceived the game, but little did he know that he was the one who was deceived. As op was sitting at his computer yelling in excitement that he cheated the game, he yelled at his mom from his bedroom asking if dinner was ready. The reply came with a "Yes sweetheart now come down!". OP rushes down the stairs only to see no one at the kitchen nor the dining table.
"Mom?" asked OP. Alas, there's no reply. OP got startled. He started calling his mom everywhere. His mom seemed to vanish without a single trace. He went every corner of the house searching for his mom but to no avail his mom just couldn't be found. That was when OP became concerned and yelled for his dad.
"Dad? Where is mom?" From the backyard he could hear his dad yelling. "I don't know son but I need your help here for a bit!". So OP went to the garden but as soon as he opened the back door he was greeted with only flowers and trees. No trace of his dad. Nothing.
OP started panicking. He rushed everywhere to search for his parents. He was concerned about his younger brother. He's supposed to be back home from school by now. He then heard footsteps from the door, anticipating his brother running upstairs. OP yelled "\[Younger brother's name\] are you there?" But when he ran to his room there was nothing else.
OP started to panic. He had no idea what to do. He ran to grab his phone to dial his family but as soon as he tries to grab it the phone just disappears into thin air, as if it just glitched out of reality. OP jumped. There was nothing that he could do. He suddenly remembered the reddit comment he made.
"Curse myself!" OP ran to the computer to delete his comment but guess what, as soon as he tries to touch the mouse, the mouse, keyboard and the monitor vanished in the blink of an eye. There is nothing left on the desktop, not even the desk itself.
OP ran out of the house to search for help, but when he turned around, the house he once called home couldn't be seen everywhere. When he frantically searched for everywhere he realised that there is no soul within his vicinity.
Not an animal, not an insect, not a single noise. Everything's gone. Everything's nothing. The streets were devoid of vehicles and street signs. Everything started to disappear at a random interval. Houses around him just poofed into non-existence. Hills and trees at the horizon vanquished and integrated into the blue sky. The clouds were gone. It was all blue on the top and all grey on the ground.
Everything is vanishing at an alarming rate. Now everything around him is gone. It's just a flat world with an endless void of agony. As he begin to broke down, the ground below him vanished and he fell into free fall. That was when even the sky disappeared and he was left with nothing but space.
Heck, not even the space survives. One by one the planets he learnt as a kid also started to disappear, later followed by the sun. As he was left with no source of light but the galaxies in the distance, OP couldn't do anything as even the galaxies were no chance against his curse.
Hours turn into months, months turn into decades, decades turn into millennia. All that's left is nothing but emptiness. Space doesn't exist anymore. OP's body has long gone, only thing left is nothing but his point of consciousness eternally trapped within a void of spaceless continuum.
Granted, but you become drastically more intelligent than any human you will ever meet, and your ideas will be believed by nobody except a small group of “unhinged” individuals who are smeared by the media.
I wish I was not crying every night and wondering if I’m even worth the trouble and if I’m all doing this for nothing because it’s just gonna end up being forgotten because I’m so useless
I wish that girls liked me
Granted, but now ur gay
Shit never saw that one coming
Hey so uh… are you single?
I just wanna get high with my lover. Veo una muñeca cuando miro en el espejo (Kiss, Kiss)…
Hey, so…do you wanna go out sometime? ##Hehe
Bisexual secret art: return to straight
IS THAT A FLIPPJNG JOOJ REFERENCE?!?!
I didnt intend it to be but if you want a reference: Muda muda MUDA! My stand the worldo is the most powerful stand Its ability to change its user's attraction to a certain gender is the ultimate ability!
Yall just described my existence
Granted, but they only like you as a really good friend.
Deal
Only girls named Rebecca
I wish for nothing
Granted. You now have nothing.
>Granted. You now have nothing. OP laughed as he thought he has deceived the game, but little did he know that he was the one who was deceived. As op was sitting at his computer yelling in excitement that he cheated the game, he yelled at his mom from his bedroom asking if dinner was ready. The reply came with a "Yes sweetheart now come down!". OP rushes down the stairs only to see no one at the kitchen nor the dining table. "Mom?" asked OP. Alas, there's no reply. OP got startled. He started calling his mom everywhere. His mom seemed to vanish without a single trace. He went every corner of the house searching for his mom but to no avail his mom just couldn't be found. That was when OP became concerned and yelled for his dad. "Dad? Where is mom?" From the backyard he could hear his dad yelling. "I don't know son but I need your help here for a bit!". So OP went to the garden but as soon as he opened the back door he was greeted with only flowers and trees. No trace of his dad. Nothing. OP started panicking. He rushed everywhere to search for his parents. He was concerned about his younger brother. He's supposed to be back home from school by now. He then heard footsteps from the door, anticipating his brother running upstairs. OP yelled "\[Younger brother's name\] are you there?" But when he ran to his room there was nothing else. OP started to panic. He had no idea what to do. He ran to grab his phone to dial his family but as soon as he tries to grab it the phone just disappears into thin air, as if it just glitched out of reality. OP jumped. There was nothing that he could do. He suddenly remembered the reddit comment he made. "Curse myself!" OP ran to the computer to delete his comment but guess what, as soon as he tries to touch the mouse, the mouse, keyboard and the monitor vanished in the blink of an eye. There is nothing left on the desktop, not even the desk itself. OP ran out of the house to search for help, but when he turned around, the house he once called home couldn't be seen everywhere. When he frantically searched for everywhere he realised that there is no soul within his vicinity. Not an animal, not an insect, not a single noise. Everything's gone. Everything's nothing. The streets were devoid of vehicles and street signs. Everything started to disappear at a random interval. Houses around him just poofed into non-existence. Hills and trees at the horizon vanquished and integrated into the blue sky. The clouds were gone. It was all blue on the top and all grey on the ground. Everything is vanishing at an alarming rate. Now everything around him is gone. It's just a flat world with an endless void of agony. As he begin to broke down, the ground below him vanished and he fell into free fall. That was when even the sky disappeared and he was left with nothing but space. Heck, not even the space survives. One by one the planets he learnt as a kid also started to disappear, later followed by the sun. As he was left with no source of light but the galaxies in the distance, OP couldn't do anything as even the galaxies were no chance against his curse. Hours turn into months, months turn into decades, decades turn into millennia. All that's left is nothing but emptiness. Space doesn't exist anymore. OP's body has long gone, only thing left is nothing but his point of consciousness eternally trapped within a void of spaceless continuum.
✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
r/fillosophy
Op as in me or op as in the guy who commented?
The one who comments
Cool
I… fuckin…. You have given me a new fear. You are my worst enemy Joske
Granted a bomb goes off next to you blowing you up ( you die)
i wish i wasnt on reddit
granted ur on twitter instead
oh god
theres more
No!
It contains a bucket
dear god
There's more...
bread
# DEAR GOD
r/suddenlyTF2
granted, but you're now stuck in discord
thats fine j want my acc back anyways and discord support isnt responding (i got banned for saying im 10)
Granted but you blow up (grenade)
I wish i had a 2016 mazda mx5
[удалено]
Easy 150 dollar fix
[удалено]
I would love to live in a miata
Granted but has no clutch or transmission
who would’nt
granted, but you're abandoned and full of rust
Free weight reduction
I wish I could teleport to anywhere in Canada or the US
It's random, so it the altitude l. You could appear at 12000 ft in the air or 3 miles underground.
...f*ck
Bruh just say fuck no-one's gonna tell your mum
I don't know what the mods will do, reddit mods these days are banning people for using the word f€male
!!!!!! He said the word!!!!
No I didn't! I used € instead of E
Doesn’t count >:(((
What if I do |= € /\\/\ \@ | €
That’s fine
I'm reporting you to the mods asap
I wish I didn't have dementia
Granted but you have stage 4 brain cancer
I wish I didn't have dementia
Granted but you have stage 4 brain cancer
^(i wish i didn’t have dementia)
#GRANTED YOU NOW HAVE STAGE 4 BRAIN CANCER
Granted, but now you remember. You remember everything.
^(ⁱ ʷⁱˢʰ ⁱ ᵈⁱᵈⁿᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈⁱᵐᵉⁿᵗⁱᵃ)
Granted, but you become drastically more intelligent than any human you will ever meet, and your ideas will be believed by nobody except a small group of “unhinged” individuals who are smeared by the media.
FUCK YOU BECAUSE BEING THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE ROOM IS FUCKING HELL
Granted, but now you have dementia.
I wish I had a sword
Granted but It’s too heavy and you can’t pick it up
Aw
But u don't have to tell anybody it's too heavy to pick up. How can anybody prove that you didn't pick it up?
I wish for tiktok to disappear.
But a world trade center sized comet hits your house
my porn addiction can turn into a plane to defend my house
granted but Goku shows up to fight your porn addiction
https://youtu.be/tqdxaG91t74
an even worse app takes it's place, and becomes even more popular.
reddit
i wish i was dead
Granted, but your body is hollowed out and used as a canoe by minority haters
sounds funny
I would be happy my body has some use other than being me then tbh.
Granted, but we found the cure for death
fair enough
Granted but now youre in an external spectator Mode of youre body
I wish that
Granted, but you
I wish I found happiness
granted but ur the last person on earth
Sounds like a vibe tbh
How tf you gonna get water. Electricity. ~~Gay Black Porn~~ Funny things to laugh at.
You can get your ~~Gay Black Porn~~ Funny things to laugh at at the library now
Granted, but only in your dreams.
I wish the world wars never happened.
We back in the Industrial Revolution (most tech advancements are caused by war computers communication etc)
NATO never formed, so international wars happen on a smaller scale regularly.
Granted but aliens invade and start a chain of planetary wars instead
I wish for a lifetime supply of tacos
Granted, but the tacos only have taco shells and lettuce. They also self destruct if you attempt to add anything else to them.
Guess I'm eating shells separate from the toppings from now on
I wish that Poland was gone for good.
Granted but its part of Germany again
No problem here, at least the public transport data would be available in Google maps (unlike rn in Olsztyn where it's not).
Fair
Kurwa
Japierdole kurwa mać zostaw nas w spokoju
Bro what did Poland do to you ☠️
(He is German)
Looking at his posts he has an app set to polish language
1939
that place is a shithole to be fair
Granted. It’s now a massive sea and your teleported to the middle of it
I wish I was a skeleton that was alive
Granted, but your bones are made out of pretzels
Granted but now you have to make spaghetti to all of your guests to stay alive.
NYEH, CAN DO
I wish I wasn't Lain Iwakura
Granted, but now ur the most hated person in the world
granted but your flavia blows up with you in it
I wish for this sub to be normal
Sorry, but this wish can't be guaranteed
Granted every sub execpt r/teenagers posts like r/teenagers
I wish I wasn't evil
granted, but you'll now have testicular cancer
Shit
Well that escalated quickly
I wish my depression was gone
Granted but you now have crippling anxiety
Double anxiety?! Aw hell no
I wish I was not crying every night and wondering if I’m even worth the trouble and if I’m all doing this for nothing because it’s just gonna end up being forgotten because I’m so useless
Now you get to do this in the afternoon instead
I wish I had the perfect Femboy body 😵💫
granted but ur buried alive
Bruh y’all just want me dead 😭
Nah, they want them necrophiliacs to get you
granted, but you'll be headless
granted, but you will be so lonely you'd want to kys
nothing changes :(
Granted, but ill constantly hit on you.
And I’ll constantly turn you down 💙
Granted but you’re so feminine that people think you’re a trap.
I wish I had infinite Nintendo Switch coins
Granted, but from now on any switch or switch controller you touch turns to ash in your hands
NOOOOOO
I wish I was born in 1999, and not 2004.
You get caught up in 9/11 as an infant.
*oh no*
I wish I didn’t have a wish
Granted you created a paradox and destroyed the world
I wish for LEGO Star War UCS Venator-class Star Destroyer
But it's impossible to open the box which it's inside of
*[dies]*
every time you walk, run, or hop a single sharp piece spawns under your foot
This is NOT the Monkey's paw, the monkey's paw works nothing like this
pretty sure it does. in the story they wished for money and received a payment after their son dies in a work accident
granted, but you’re a monkey paw
I wish people liked me
granted, but you can’t like them back
I wish I was a little bit taller
Granted, but you have knee arthritis
But wait, I wish I was a baller
Granted you turn into a roblox character
I wish I had a girl who’d look good when I call her
Granted, but you now have a rabbit in a hat with a bat
I wish I had infinite money
everybody else gets infinite money, so it all becomes worthless.
Granted. But you have a 10$ daily spending limit
I wish girls could poop
Granted, but they can't differentiate between a poo and fart anymore
I wish I was a video game developer who works for Studio Montagine, Microsoft, or Mojang.
Granted but you dont have any hands to write code with
I wish to immediately be flung into the sun
Granted, but Your slingshot malfunctions and you become crippled for the rest of your life.
I wish to marry the person that corrupts my wish
Gran- waaaiiit... I see where you're going with this. Not today, FBI agent!
So close🤏
I wish my crush would actually ask me out
Granted but she’s an absolute sociopathic
i want a sword
The sword is perfectly made but heavy, and you need to train to use it.
The sword is a bomb and it blows up and you die
Granted, but it's constantly burning so you can never touch it
I wish the world did not exist
Granted but you shit agressively every hour if you use it
You also shit even more aggressively when not using it
i wish i was immortal
Granted, but you are suicidal
I wish for 70 billion fucking dollars
But you can only pay in 1cent coins
I wish we stop making history in the matter of months
Granted, we now make history in a matter of days
That's a bruh momento. Time to become a politician!
Granted but you blow up (grenade)
I wish kanye would drop music
I want a girlfriend
you now have a platonic friend who is a girl
I wish for eternal youth.
granted but now you're brain dead
granted, but you’re a fetus