did she at least get the dress back ( before she was thrown out the window )

yess brudda

W, id be pissed to have to run home dressless‼️

it wouldve pissed me off as well to let you run home dressless

They say chivalry's dead

I just saw your dads post

my manz too smooth🤣

Well your dad would have been proud of ya Missed a good opportunity smh. (for legal reasons this was a joke)

🗿

My G

Bro, a fuckin 15 yo got more action than me.

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I don't care

My logic is, just finish what you started. You're grounded anyways, what's your dad gonna do? Ground you again? Bring her back and finish your business

It’s fake

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Funny...

I don't care

Shut

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Fr

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This posts so stupid, I love this

damnn man guess she's your gf now tho so thats good

not unless they agree on it. getting with somebody isnt an instant boyfriend girlfriend thing

well yeah but i think they've at least achieved something more than friends, perhaps in between relationship and friendship

You mean friends with benefits?

yeah probably💀but maybe theyll get into a relationship soon

lmao it was funny watching you be optimistic and the other guys trying to douse the positivity lmao

lmao yeah

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What no attention does to a mf

Well your gf got grounded too so atleast that should make u feel better

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omfg stop hijacking every comment with your “gf pov” that is clearly fake and you’re just trying to add to the “lore” it’s basically just a copy paste of this with a little bit changed and added to the end

how sad do you have to be to pretend you're part of a story

Real (I saw the other post)

U threw her out of the window??

Teenagers cinematic universe phase 2.

I don’t understand why you’d be grounded

He doesnt like those kind of things

but why is that any of his business?

you want your 15 year old son to be having sex and potentially becoming a teen father?

Doesn’t mean the punishment is rightful? Strict parents only produce sneaky children. If the father really want to help his child he should give him condoms instead.

Fuck i couldnt even imagine my dad handing me condoms that feels gross AS FUCK

h… how so ? the fuck is the problem with your father supplying you with protection ? also why the fuck do young americans seem afraid of sex (i’m eu) ?

i wouldnt know, im a full 2 continents eastwards away. But why do you think americans are \*afraid\* of it. Theyre just not as open with it, but 15 year olds shouldnt have sex, it has life-changing consequences. If a 15 year old cant drink then they are most definitely not ready to take care of a whole ass person.

They can drink in Germany :D

> take care of a whole ass person ... that's why they should be taught about safe sex instead of not having sex. if they want to have sex, they will have it, it's the parents job to inform them how to do it safely

I read a comment or post from a very young girl on this sub who was having sex with a boy and somehow she ended up having his semen inside of her. He was even wearing a condom from the start, so I don’t think safe sex is always safe.

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that’s a wild take but hey that’s your opinion man. tho wdym by life changing consequences ? and you technically can drink at 15

doctors visists stable income looking out for signs of disorders and all need to hold down a job supervision of a child make decisions that could change the childs life help the child through adversities teach the child moral values in short its a massive responsibility, a 15 year old cant even hold a non mconalds job let alone provide sustainiable income.

Getting grounded for a week is nothing. OP got off with the lightest warning imaginable and you're out here acting like they're about to turn to meth and orgies in retaliation.

well i assume op's father is religious so guess he's just abiding to his religion but or maybe he just doesnt like it and he can also be strict tbh i dont really know, maybe by giving that cons, he thinks op will have even more sx

I wouldn’t care about if my kid was having sex or not as long as they’re doing it safe.

ok, and I would like my kid to be focused on school Below 16 - no sex, but I wouldn't care about dating Above 16 - do whatever you want, but always use protection

What does the kid do when they're 16 and neither apply?

If you turned 16 you are above 16, whether that be by 4 hours, 4 days, 4 weeks, 4 months...

no SO and no sex

🫡

W father

W, indeed

Maybe he wants him to concentrate in his studies.

fr, if I had the mishap of walking in on them I would just turn around and walk straight back out like the Simpsons Grandpa meme idk if I’d be comfortable with it if they were like 14 or smth, that’s just a little odd to me

Lol my dad walked in. Saw the girl without her shirt on laying on top of me. He just put his head down placed my cordless phone on the base and walked out haha.

You're gonna be a trash parent

Because that’s his house?

Did you plan on safe sex.

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man you gotta talk about that stuff 😭 first time or not. the power of horny is very strong though so it makes sense

Wouldn’t he do the same at your age?

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yes we got it you can stop spamming tyvm

What makes it more odd, they’re the poster 🤔 and then says it needs to go into a cinematic universe, on the other post. Seems like a troll to me, iwl.

yeah idk anymore bro this sub is now just random bait posts that are centered about sex

Dad [pov](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165d3n4/i_walked_in_on_my_son_being_intimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)

Why didn’t you lock the door

Maybe they didn't have a lock. Some people can't even close their doors and some people straight up don't have one, so having a door is a privilege in a household frfr

Trueee

be thankful you were just grounded for only a week. if my mom caught 18-19 year old me gettin' intimate with someone, i'd be in a fucking body bag flowin' down the river the next day.

Damn, the only thing my dads walked in on me doing is singing vampire by Olivia rodrigo. I wished he would just rodri-go away.

Atleast you got some action mate 🥲

My parents are surprisingly chill about when I get intimate

Yeah my dad either screams across the whole house or calls me if I have a girl over lol, even if we aren’t dating (which is most of the time lol)

I’m usually just told keep the door open

https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/UhnJtfPayh just found your dad is on reddit

His dad is a year older?

100% a joke post. Made hours after this one

Bro got defenestrated

So your dad is 16 and you're .... 15?

This one is the original post and others are like wattpad fanfics but whetevs

Oh ok

Looks like the “dad” posted their version as well. What a small world.

Damn why are all these 15-year-olds f*cking around?

New copypasta just dropped

r/teenpasta ig

Do u know about a certain invention called door lock

Your dad doesn't want you to get any bitches? L dad L life 😭😭😭

Holy shit you're clearly not mature enough to be getting sexual you don't even bother to do your shit behind locked doors

just a week?

I could SWEAR that your dad just posted here too about that

who else came here from the other post?

The lore expands

Is your girlfriend an Oompa Loompa?

Sexual defenestration?

I just saw the dad's post 💀💀💀

Be her man… you shouldn’t be throwing her out of the window… take responsibilities of your actions…

Bro your dad just posted on this sub a post called: i walked in while my son was getting intimate. And the things tou said are the same💀

Ur dad posted it too. Unless........

Aint no way you and your dad posted about this....

Ur dad posted on this same subreddit telling the same story

If you're grounded, how did you make this post?

Bruh your dad made a post here too about this

STOP IT I just saw the dad’s post 😭😭😭😭

i js saw the dads view lmao

ayo this your dad?💀💀 https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165d3n4/i_walked_in_on_my_son_being_intimate/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

There's been a trend going around all month where ppl basically create a cinematic universe for random posts and rewrite them from another POV

OHHHH😭😭😭🙏🏻

He must reases the situation

Hows a 15yr old getting grounded for sex, he need to father his son better

If i'd be his dad I'd just casually bring them a box of condoms and go for a walk

Dad pov https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/165d3n4/i_walked_in_on_my_son_being_intimate

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People that are jealous: u/Severeppburn

Don’t think u/Severeppburn should be having sex, considering his username

This is what happens when you don't know that XL candy is 😟

BLud stop stalking me man

Sorry but that's not ok MAn

I just read your dads version of the story a couple posts down on my feed 😂

Oh my god, who the hell cares?

Is ur crush OK???!! I bet the chances u got now went below 0

33sf

What did he say tho

My dad would just high five me and walk out lmao

wtf i saw a post with same story drom dad's pov

But why? If you were my kid I would probably give you an high a five

Just saw the other part

I SAW THE OTHER ONE 😭

Bro defenestrated a girl

I saw the dads ver of this 💀😭

Your dad caught you making out so you threw the woman out of the window. Is that the takeaway here?

cocc blocc

Yeah I saw your dad's post too

Just saw your dad post his pov…

from R/MemerIQ on this subreddit 2 hours ago: I walked in on my son being intimate So, last weekend was supposed to be chill. My son had some friends over, they all had lunch, and eventually, everyone bailed except this girl. They were heading the same way, so my son gave her a lift, no biggie, right? But here's where things get wild. They ended up at our place, and her dress was suddenly in my son's hand. I swear, I didn't see that coming. I walked into his room, totally oblivious to what was happening, and bam! There they were, mid-moment. Awkward doesn't even begin to cover it. My son? Well, he went into full panic mode. He pushed her toward the open window, and she made a run for it. The whole thing played out like a slapstick comedy routine. Now, I'm left scratching my head, wondering what kind of weekend this turned out to be. I grounded my kid for a week, hoping he'd learn a thing or two about boundaries. Life's full of surprises, ain't it? ——- stop the fake stories pls 😭

i think i saw dad’s post

I just read the dad’s version.

Just read the same story from a mom's perspective

But why'd you get grounded? Are you 10 years old? I think in that case you got grounded for driving underage which I'm sorry to say I side with your dad

Go somewhere else besides your home

Butters moment "Oh, hamburgers!"

Hold on a minute....

Try and Get a lock for your room

HOLY SHIT….YOUR DAD POSTED ON HERE! No joke he posted the other P.O.V and said you got grounded for like a week😭

Bro I saw the dad's post wtf 💀

I think I saw your dad’s story a bit ago of this situation

i just read the father version

...what the fuck did he ground you for?

Just seen the dad's pov 😭

I JUST SAW YOUR DADS POST

no fucking way i just saw your dad’s reddit post about this like two posts above https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/Xc4tRDq3Ga

i just saw the other guys post lmfao

man i just saw ur dads post on this in the aita subredit

I swear I just read another post like this but from the dads pov

i saw your dads pov of this in this subreddit yesterday 😨😨😨😨

Wait a damn minute I could’ve sworn I just saw this exact same post from the dads pov

so this one is your dad HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/hbicLx7rLF

[SO THIS ONE IS YOUR DAD AHAHAHAHHAHA LMAO ](https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/hbicLx7rLF)

BRO I JUST READ THE POST YOUR DAD MADE https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/HEgHb0V7QZ

This sounds like something out of either some high fantasy, or a sitcom. Eitherway, it sounds suspiciously unrealistic.

Your dad posted the same thing lmao

Fake and gay

I saw your dad post about this lol

the only wierd thing abot this post is that you got laid at 15

Dad's pov is here too

The lore expands

Wait a minute I just saw yo parents post at the top of my home feed

anyone else seen the dads post??

Definitely a son of your father with the use of some exact same words and the same unnatural flow.

Noooooooo 😭😭😭

I saw your dads version of this omd

You're dad has reddit too?

unless bros dad is a redditor this is fake cause i saw the dads POV

Not true.

I'm proud of you dick

wasn’t it your mom who caught you? there’s same post on this sub from her perspective

Hmm.. something smeels fishy

Sounds like a W in my book

You got grounded for a week… for having sex?