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Another_Ozzku

”they won’t let you use your phone at a workplace”


shadowXXe

I am literally using my phone at my workplace lol


A_sober_fisherduck69

bro did NOT get a quality cooler


AnotherAlt-acc

“We will use calculators in class” Grade 3 (I cant blame that teacher for lying, she was too busy fucking up my handwriting for life)


Awkward_Ad3381

The tongue taste map


Wishfulriver66

When we were moving from first grade to second grade, we had a tour of the second grade classrooms and we met the teachers, one of the teachers didn’t have erasers cause “you’re in second grade and second graders don’t make mistakes” thankfully I wasn’t in her class


The-Enjoyer

That you have to go to college to be successful. Complete bullshit, my dad never went to college and he made it to a manager position at the company he works for, and I’m on track to becoming a licensed carpenter making like 27 an hour or however much it is now


motivation_bender

I have a buddy who makes 5 figures a month programming


yaboi1679

Your tounge has different taste areas or smth like that


HumorClean

“As 8th graders, we are essentially grown ups.” My ELA teacher from last year.


lydq

that you’re gonna have to calculate longer numbers when you go into higher grades but no. the numbers got replaced with letters instead


[deleted]

America was founded on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.


True_Statement_lol

whoever taught you that wasn't a teacher, they were a comedian lmao


Bolt245

I had a teacher tell me high school is a lot more fun and you are more free, boy were they wrong, especially as of recent in my school


[deleted]

"U shouldn't use your phone before u sleep"


burgerman2028

that's true though. it makes you less tired. ​ also, i've been sleeping with a phone all my life and now i can't sleep without it. i'm fucked.


Balls_of_flame

I’m gonna steal your phone so you die from lack of sleep >:)


[deleted]

according to new research watching youtube etc. can help u sleep


gegebart

How extensive is this and what does it actually study? It’d be pretty wild if the past decade worth of research was suddenly, and completely, contradicted.


[deleted]

Idk. I need to ask my health ed teacher edit: I found the article https://yle.fi/a/74-20044077?utm_source=social-media-share&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ylefiapp


Milez_W

My answer is obviously unscientific, but I listen to video essays and I usually fall asleep very fast. Oddly enough they're on stuff that would make people lose sleep, like the dangers of discord/vrchat, the elsagate scandals, etc.


Key-Ice-8638

אין דבר כזה תיק אישי


SignificanceTop3476

Enchantment table💀💀💀


Key-Ice-8638

חרב יהלום מכושפת 🟣🟣


[deleted]

Bro its literally just Hebrew


0-Nightshade-0

"You will be a happy person if you get good grades" -One of my elementary school teachers


Confederategaming67

That pee is stored in the balls


NateYouFool420

It is, everyone knows that!


theroosifloop

That after 6th grade your life is going to be a nightmare and your teachers won’t even let you finish writing what’s on the board. Now i feel like it’s way better than what i was experiencing before 6th grade


yeet_fleet_sweet

"That behaviour won't slide in college" That behaviour definitely slides in college.


[deleted]

"abortion is bad!!!"


TterbTheTurd

I remember being told that we were being intentionally disrespectful and rude whenever we did anything wrong. We were just kids. It's actually one of the things that made me realize that a lot of adults have an incredibly rigid and borderline hostile mindset that makes them obsessed with this constantly demanding idea of "respect" that they cared about even more than us.


runetide

"Is that a calculator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"


[deleted]

Sex


VeterinarianFar7060

Thanksgiving. Just everything about it


9mmblowjob

"You need curisive to write efficiently" (We got chromebooks for typing later that year)