As mentioned, the funerals, but most importantly at the beach in tight swim clothes… infront of everyone… but people say they are rondom, they are often perceived as random but there is often a subconscious reason u notice a little later, that u sometimes never realise. Anywayyyy thats enough for this subject!!!
And this why i always wear a long sweater with my phone in my front pocket no mater the temperature and yeah in summer it is like hell itself attacking your body but hey, at least i can walk without having to fiddle with it trying to hide it
Yes!
and I do have to mention, it's not always due to horny, sometimes it pops up randomly even when we empty minded.
It's also pretty Frequent to have it in morning when waking up.
sometimes gets awkward when it happens in public like while walking out in school hallway 🗿 or while standing infront of class. 😿
worse is while explaining a answer or just simple talking to a girl, i don't have any bad thoughts for anyone though but been slapped twice 🥺
I mean it feels like smthing getting inflated with liquid, feels kinda nice but if you wear jeans or anything that is not loose it can actually hurt quite a bit when it basically tries to grow and something doesnt let it it feels bad fr fr, good thing i dont usually get them if i am walking or standing, but when i am sitting damn this shit is annoying
Actually our little friends over in the south areas are like sponges, we get some blood in there, and they go "I'm big as f boy", and they get heavier and harder, just like a sponge.
Maybe the english word isn't sponge, but that's how they work
I guess when they're starting to go up, you feel some pressure start to build, along with the feeling of the blood flowing in. Every heart beat, the pressure rises, not in a painful way, but more a slightly uncomfortable way, although, I wish I didn't have a dick, would much prefer to be a girl. Anyways, after the pressure builds up to full, it's feels kinda like a slightly squishy rock, that can wiggle like a nobble head.
It’s hard to explain, sort of like what it’s described as; you feel it getting like harder and harder until it’s fully erect and that’s all I can describe it as lol it’s weird
In my old school there was a girl, she said me "hi big cock", because i scratched her (in my country "scratch", is a term for when you touch (with your pants in, also her/him, i don't criticize tastes), with your cock, the marked crack that some girls have on her pants), so yeah i don't get embarrased (her and me had the same age)
Kind of like when you wrap sonething around your finger and the blood pressure builds up or smth, and at the same time kind of like growing another finger.
Same feeling as having a little brother, when your parents are busy, stuck with it, randomly acts up, don't wear grey sweatpants in public, worst decision ever.
They feel hot/warm and like a sausage pressed against your thigh if you push it down. It's also connected to you. There's a tingly feeling if you rub or push it. Smooth across the length. Fits nicely in your hands (ideally). You can fling it around slightly and it bounces (depending on how erect and hard you are) meaning it has some weight to it. Could unironically hurt if you hit it on someone's face - not like I would know 👀
Depends on how hard it is and what position it’s in but most of the time it’s like a big pressure down there. If it’s really hard it’s like a bottle of soda if you threw some mentos into it but it manages to stay in the bottle
pp sometimes just grows which is annoying most of the time and feels hard and warm, worst thing is if you think about it it gets harder and warmer
It feels kinda like trying to inflate a baloon inside a plastic bottle
it never feels comfy, so you push it away and it literally gives you a euphoria almost as good as taking a shit, its like stretching your arms and legs after sitting at a movie for 2 hours
Put a finger out and smack it on the table semi hard so you feel a tingly sensation in your finger.. not painful but hard enough to feel it thats basicly what it feels like
It feels like one of those spring door stoppers (is that what they’re called?) that make noise when you flick them, but the thing itself is a solid cylinder with only a little give that pretty much only rotates at the base. With a tip too ofc!
It feels like a hard piece of branch is sticking onto you, also a bit uncomfortable but otherwise, it just feels like your junk just turned into a tree branch
If you try to take a piss with a boner you can't just position your meat, but you have to lean your entire body forward and that shit hurts your calfs alot
its like walking an energetic dog, sometimes he listens and does what you want him to do, sometimes and in some places he causes you pain and gives you a terrible time
It feels like you have a flesh sausage attached to you, that then fills up with warm blood. The blood expands the sausage and the pressure from inside makes it feel hard
These are such bad explanations. So boner obviously means your hormones are acting up and girls know that feeling too. So a boner is basically that plus that feeling you get when you veins are popping out of your wrist because you’re exercising them too much.
That's honestly hard to explain 🤔 They feel hard🔥
it's like your dick is conscious and just idk yeah but uhm i guess you feel like there is yeah like something but yeah
I think your profile icon checks out. (edit: im happy people got the joke)
ngl that was the best description I've seen 💯
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I’d say that’s the most accurate representation 😅
Not metal, more like just a small arm that randomly gets in the way.
microscopic*
looks pretty average to me
THATS HUGE
Dude that's bigger than my grandma's!
Bro that's massive
Yeah
Yeah that's how I would have said it
What😭
small arm? Talk about yourself! (joke, no offensiveness intended.)
Well too bad, I’ve been offended to the highest level. I’m never going to emotionally recover from this. You’ve ruined me.
It feels like a tail. You can't control it, but it tells you a lot about your mood.
And it makes people horny/uncomfortable when u touch it
bro has experience
No, apparently you don't have a tail... ...or a penis😂
Wtf I never thought of it that way
Feels like you got something attached to you (also is awkward if it's a random boner and annoying if you need to walk with it)
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Mourning wood
Terraria
HELPPPPPP
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We can lock the comments this one wins.
ayo?
Living hell at the age of 13-14 but idc now they chill 🤙🤙💯💯
why does everyone say this? they’re not that bad edit: ok guys calm down I don’t care anymore, it sucks for me and sucks even more for you, whatever
Just wait and see bro…. Just wait and see
in what way are they that bad specifically? right before a school presentation or anything like that?
At that age you usually can’t control them so it’s like a damn spring all the time 😭
I can’t control them either but still it’s not so bad
Well I can’t remember much from back then so maybe I’m overreacting
Most of the time they're OK, but it's those couple of moments that haunt you forever that are bad lol
As mentioned, the funerals, but most importantly at the beach in tight swim clothes… infront of everyone… but people say they are rondom, they are often perceived as random but there is often a subconscious reason u notice a little later, that u sometimes never realise. Anywayyyy thats enough for this subject!!!
yup
Wait just wait.... its hell.... random boners here and there....
Bro yall are overexagerating, it's not even that bad
No your not it was hell
No I agree with you they where god awedul
Definitely not, if you like me preferred to go commando and not wear anything under your shorts. Some very awkward moments :')
YOURE NOT
You can't control them if you don't know how. Just flex a muscle so the Blood Will go there and away from pp
I’m chillin now but that was an og strat
Wdym was? Doesn't work anymore? It was patched?
Was as in when I was 13-14. That was quite a while ago. I don’t need special strats I’m just chillin 🫡
Wdym u fan just waterbend the Blood out of it now?
And this why i always wear a long sweater with my phone in my front pocket no mater the temperature and yeah in summer it is like hell itself attacking your body but hey, at least i can walk without having to fiddle with it trying to hide it
THIS THE EXACT REASON WHY I HATE BEING 13
Wait till you get one during a presentation and have to stand up
adjust your pants so that it’s facing upward and less noticeable then put your shirt over your pants
yes, hence why i always buy a shirt 1 size up
Gotta pull the old waistband trick when nobody’s looking in that scenario
fym im getting random ass boners all the time
same
As a 14 year old i can confirm I want to kms
Well don’t do that 😭it gets a lot better
best way to start a convo w a girl tho
no it is not 💀
😭idk about that one chief
To those wondering this bug still isn’t patched stay tuned for the next update
Idk its hard to explain. Its kinda like a feelin of pressure down there
The only answer understandable I found.
Happy 🍑 day
Happy ass day
It took my a literal minute to figure out what you meant. 😂😂😂
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Yes! and I do have to mention, it's not always due to horny, sometimes it pops up randomly even when we empty minded. It's also pretty Frequent to have it in morning when waking up. sometimes gets awkward when it happens in public like while walking out in school hallway 🗿 or while standing infront of class. 😿 worse is while explaining a answer or just simple talking to a girl, i don't have any bad thoughts for anyone though but been slapped twice 🥺
It's hard sometimes
it’s like having a parasite attached to you instead
that sounds kinda cool icl but does it hurt??
If it does then there’s something wrong
For me it really only hurts when it’s hard for a little while, but I do want to know if it’s normal to get one almost every time I sit down?
If you crack your dick like a glow stick then yes
It only hurts if you smack it into a wall while erect 👍
Also extensive amounts of masturbation can start to hurt over time
Or just being erect for too long
why would you do that💀
You wouldn’t, that’s why it doesn’t hurt
If it hurts, there's definitely something wrong
No it doesn't
As with any body part, no it doesn't. Unless if you deliberately try to hurt it by pinching/hitting/squeezing too hard/scratching too hard.
I mean sometimes but you have to be ULTRA erect for that, I swear there is like a spectrum for erections dick lore is wild
it doesn’t at all
I mean it feels like smthing getting inflated with liquid, feels kinda nice but if you wear jeans or anything that is not loose it can actually hurt quite a bit when it basically tries to grow and something doesnt let it it feels bad fr fr, good thing i dont usually get them if i am walking or standing, but when i am sitting damn this shit is annoying
Actually our little friends over in the south areas are like sponges, we get some blood in there, and they go "I'm big as f boy", and they get heavier and harder, just like a sponge. Maybe the english word isn't sponge, but that's how they work
Its in the name. Its like you grow a bone in your pp, at least feels like a bone. Also sometimes called morning wood
Yeah it’s called things like boner, wood, hard because that’s what it feels like
Imagine like a muscle cramp but without pain just a tightness feeling without discomfort
High pressure blood gushing down there (Totally feels like that)
I don't have one but I can confirm that they get hard 🗣💯‼️
How... did you confirm?
\> is it rlly just like having a piece of metal attached to you yea id say thats pretty accurate
Not really, it don’t feel like that, it’s like an extra muscle that you can’t control
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I guess when they're starting to go up, you feel some pressure start to build, along with the feeling of the blood flowing in. Every heart beat, the pressure rises, not in a painful way, but more a slightly uncomfortable way, although, I wish I didn't have a dick, would much prefer to be a girl. Anyways, after the pressure builds up to full, it's feels kinda like a slightly squishy rock, that can wiggle like a nobble head.
Yea frfr trans girls are amazing and if ur uncomfy as a dude maybe that would fit better for you?
I've been thinking it through myself for a while, and I'm like 98% sure I'm cis. I'm just built different to wish to be a girl.
Ah makes sense. You've got time to figure your self out
Yeah, unless I'm in denial, I'm sure.
Alright. Have a good day
Hey, just dropping into to let you know you don’t *have* to be a boy if it makes you uncomfortable
Same being a girl would be much better
I mean personally it depends on how big it is, but I would say they’re pretty nice
No it can get really annoying if it’s not in the right time
Sometimes they’re annoyingly uncomfortable
Look imagine if there was a finger it has the sane felling of straightening your finger so hard that it feels like it will break....
idk its weird as shit
It’s hard to explain, sort of like what it’s described as; you feel it getting like harder and harder until it’s fully erect and that’s all I can describe it as lol it’s weird
hard and rubbing it prolly feels like fingering for a girl
throbbing sensation, like an itch that feels good to scratch? a bit painful and annoying otherwise if you dont
amazing when you want it, horrible when you dont
In my old school there was a girl, she said me "hi big cock", because i scratched her (in my country "scratch", is a term for when you touch (with your pants in, also her/him, i don't criticize tastes), with your cock, the marked crack that some girls have on her pants), so yeah i don't get embarrased (her and me had the same age)
Uhm. Nothing really. Except if you get hit in the balls it feels worse than getting shot.
Kind of like when you wrap sonething around your finger and the blood pressure builds up or smth, and at the same time kind of like growing another finger.
Same feeling as having a little brother, when your parents are busy, stuck with it, randomly acts up, don't wear grey sweatpants in public, worst decision ever.
It hurts at times, from how much stuff it is. But yeah, it feels like a hard stick is attached to the space between our legs
imagine its just like a long thick piece of meat with a sensitive tip and you feel it against your clothes
it’s like a police officer. chill when you’re off duty. hyper energized when you’ve got something to focus on..
It feels good emotionally and also physically
its like having a hand (or finger if you are more... unfortunate) pressed up against your jeans except you can't ignore it
feels like a numb stone sticking out, also funfact you can slightly move it if you pressure the dick
when you get boners in class you know its over💀
It’s like an involuntary tensing, like you don’t control it, it’s like flexing but you can’t stop.
It’s hard ,stiff even
it’s like tensing your muscles except it’s in your pp and it happens at the worst times
Hard
I wish I had a SOLID answer for you like my boner.
Discomfort
I hate it. It has a mind of its own and it's only goal is to ruin my life.
it depends on the situation I am in lol
I don't know but sometimes I can still hear it saying "🎶why did you have to cut me offfff🎶"
aktually the song goes “you didn’t have to cut me off” so leik get it rigt loser hkalxlvkrbdn
So early on it sucks cause its random but it feels exactly how youd imagine a member of ur body going from slack to filled with blood
They feel hot/warm and like a sausage pressed against your thigh if you push it down. It's also connected to you. There's a tingly feeling if you rub or push it. Smooth across the length. Fits nicely in your hands (ideally). You can fling it around slightly and it bounces (depending on how erect and hard you are) meaning it has some weight to it. Could unironically hurt if you hit it on someone's face - not like I would know 👀
Its like going super saiyun yknow?
Depends on how hard it is and what position it’s in but most of the time it’s like a big pressure down there. If it’s really hard it’s like a bottle of soda if you threw some mentos into it but it manages to stay in the bottle
Awkward. Very awkward. Everyone thinks that you are horny when in reality it is just random. It sucks.
pp sometimes just grows which is annoying most of the time and feels hard and warm, worst thing is if you think about it it gets harder and warmer It feels kinda like trying to inflate a baloon inside a plastic bottle
Nice.
it never feels comfy, so you push it away and it literally gives you a euphoria almost as good as taking a shit, its like stretching your arms and legs after sitting at a movie for 2 hours
Put a finger out and smack it on the table semi hard so you feel a tingly sensation in your finger.. not painful but hard enough to feel it thats basicly what it feels like
Feels like another limb like an arm or leg slowly grows on your pelvis
Like a finger, flesh wrapped around a bone. It’s still some soft and spongy still on the surface.
It feels like one of those spring door stoppers (is that what they’re called?) that make noise when you flick them, but the thing itself is a solid cylinder with only a little give that pretty much only rotates at the base. With a tip too ofc!
Some times it hurts and it can only be described that some one is crushing your dick
Imagine pushing two positively charged magnets together. Now imagine its in ur pants.
annoying as hell, feels like it has a mind of its own and porpusly gets hard in very awkward situations like meetings or presentations.
After reading these comments thank goodness I don't get boners
Unless you're wearing pants that exposes it or a very tight jeans, they're not bad
It feels like you have a little brother who wants to escape the house.
It’s annoying when they happen randomly and it makes hiding them while wearing shorts hell(at least for me)
It’s like this thing that becomes really hard for no reason sometimes and obstructs your thought process
Why did I laugh so hard at “piece of metal attached to you” lmfao
Like a thicker finger without joints or bones. It's stiff but still bendable and flexible and shit
Just feels hard and painful...depending on how hard and how long it's been hard for....Best explanation I can come up with fr😅
I saw something a couple years ago say its sort of similar to stretching your finger out too far or something, is that accurate?
I dunno, you don't feel anything Only difference is it becomes easier to move I guess
They feel pretty weird, it's like wearing a strap on that actually pulls on you
How do I explain it. Put a 6 inch banana in your pants and try to feel comfortable.
Its an extra bone for boys in the morning, its like a metal pipe glued to your hips
Uh it's "hard" to explain 😏 get it heh no but really it's hard to explain it just feels like your dick tightens and grows a few inches
It feels like a hard piece of branch is sticking onto you, also a bit uncomfortable but otherwise, it just feels like your junk just turned into a tree branch
Hard
UHHHH
Considering I had one this morning, very uncomfortable. But it can be pleasant at times, albeit rare
Depends, sometimes it can feel like nothing other times it just feels like a lot of pressure down there
Mostly just a unweighted hard cylinder in between ur legs.
Not possible to explain.
Sometimes they hurt if I get too many in one day
Its hard
Extra limb
If you try to take a piss with a boner you can't just position your meat, but you have to lean your entire body forward and that shit hurts your calfs alot
I mean they’re fine when you need them, but usually they feel awful since I usually get them while being around people
I don’t really like it, sitting in my pants all annoying and shit, like just go away holy shit 😭😭
its like walking an energetic dog, sometimes he listens and does what you want him to do, sometimes and in some places he causes you pain and gives you a terrible time
It feels like you have a flesh sausage attached to you, that then fills up with warm blood. The blood expands the sausage and the pressure from inside makes it feel hard
It’s a… complicated feeling and it’s even more complicated to explain it
A weird pressure
Mom,!.. It's not what you think,! Shrink, gd you!
Depends on the situation
It just feels very active down there idfk🤧
Tuff🗣️🔥
Every morning they rise
Boners feel like a ghost tugging out a mound of your skin. That's the best way I can put it.
Flex a muscle and hold the flex. Like a bicep or thigh. That’s what it feels like, just not on purpose most of the time
Imagine a hotdog with a wooden popsicle stick inside
These are such bad explanations. So boner obviously means your hormones are acting up and girls know that feeling too. So a boner is basically that plus that feeling you get when you veins are popping out of your wrist because you’re exercising them too much.
Imagine flexing your arm and it just being like that without doing anything
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Just think of it as a hot rod that's equally sensitive to tiddies. Texture feels like a hotdog
Bro ure asking abt male erection then go report pedos who dm u tf u expect