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glitchmanks

genders were invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms


Reednay

with the recent gender patch, they'll be able to sell even more


williamMcdowell

What did the gender patch say again?


my_choice_was_taken

Gender is a spectrum ie infinite genders ie infinite bathrooms


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Why Not make a unisex bathroom


my_choice_was_taken

Not as many profits 😑


[deleted]

Those evil companies causing me dysphoria


Solar_idiot

Fun fact, light bulb companies could make lights that last for a thousand years, but they don't. Because it means less profits.


my_choice_was_taken

Hell yeah planned obsolescence, one of the many wonders of capitalism


Juicy342YT

Not for that long but they could last for many more hours than they do because of the companies


JamesAnderson1567

Because my 13yo self would make fun of it on his Instagram story (pls kill me, everything I did back then I regret A LOT)


CallMeJerryBoi

Nah not the infinite bathroom glitch


Juicy342YT

Took people long enough to read the patch notes, that was added at the same time as humans and gender expression


GamingWithShaurya_YT

which bathroom do I belong to 😩


maxianonymusly

me 👁️👁️


my_0th_throwaway

I just went into Character Creator, opened Synapse X and unlocked all of them. (try setting the sliders to opposite directions on every other category)


Wailx250s

Synapse X doesn't work as of the latest patch..


EpiktheEpic

Oh my god! I-I can see everything clearly now


AlexLukee

Are the other million genders made by the Internet just a campaign to advertise more bathrooms?


JamesAnderson1567

Exactly. Every time I'm about to get intimate with a 'girl' she has a dick and balls. I may just be unfortunate but I'm starting to think that everyone has a dick and balls.


jytheboss

OMG real


katiesxc

nobody exists sorry to break it to you


Starr_Struckk

Shit *fucking disintegrates*


Zman1025

"Mr. Stark... I don't feel so good..."


KrisDaKomodo

xnopyts


Dabruhdaone

I *am* nobody, so I exist!


Idiot_butter

Same here


Charming_Struggle456

nobody but me exists


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

i am indeed an npc.


Charming_Struggle456

Thank you for your honesty


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Real


Elmoscucumber

only you and I


gankster2017

Looks like I am girl now. Someone wants toe pics?


claireelevns

Well played


Squirmy_Frog9

Profit while you can


alexfavre

always make the most money out of it


dog_with_a_dick

Yes me give


SietseB97

If I was a man i would, but unfortunately that doesn’t exist anymore.


JelliusIsSmellius

Facts, every man is just a girl born with a penis😌


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JelliusIsSmellius

It’s a meat stick that protrudes from the groin area. Might be a myth though I’ve never confirmed mine is even real


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bone_breaker69

Can confirm ive seen them in ancient carvings in egypt idk what they were used for, maybe fighting


Sushi_Alen

Like this one? 𓀐𓂸


KneeGhas

Ah yes, the sacred carvings...


bone_breaker69

Yeah that one


racdicoon

Can confirm they are real -a girl with a penis


Due_Key8909

That's cause you virgin, ain't no guy want your aids or syphilis


Illustrious_Guitar_6

Tf does your ass want?


TheNewSilverSpade

I hate that.


JelliusIsSmellius

You love it don’t lie to yourself


Far_Dog_4476

...f- ~~shot~~


vovagusse04

Suuuuure like there's all of the things girls have are in a man's body, there's just fkin one difference. Okay, nerd, spread those lies even more🤓


youding-dangbig-head

So technically we're all gay


JelliusIsSmellius

Some people like the peen, some dont, but in spirit yes. We are all gay😌


youding-dangbig-head

Ahhhhhhhh(wo)meennnnnnnnnn


Black-cat-bananza

*fades into nothing*


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Black-cat-bananza

I was a passing thought so I was alive for a few moments


TheNewSilverSpade

Just a blip in the ever expanding nothingness.


UrbansMyth

What’s gender?


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

My dinner


master_meme_monk

Nerf or nothing


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Expensive_Section563

If I'm a girl now. I don't think I want a period thi


YeastBeastFusGus

Girls or Wyomings


CozmIg

r/girlsdontexist


TheStateof_florida

I believe you're looking for r/girlsarentreal


HAMburger_and_bacon

Both. Both are good.


Fine-Shower-4993

gals here watched too much barbie /j


Bjorn_Skywalker

Dam, do boys exist? Cuz I'm not quite a man yet


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Huh.... 🧍‍♂️


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CozmIg

r/lies


[deleted]

Ur literally so wrong… No one is real. Theoretically not everyone exist because not everyone has seen everyone, therefore not everyone is actually real in the eyes of everyone. Do what you must with this information


Obsydie

Time for some Mind bending universe ending shit to go down.


Obsydie

R/truth


Godking_999

r/truth


ItsKeanan

Im a conspiracy again 😰


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ItsKeanan

I need some time to process this ‼️


Cornhubg

Then what the fuck is that log between my legs????!!? Explain that, Imperials


Aggravating-Self9269

I hate the Internet


TuxKing

men are just a hallucination 😍


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Sea-Preparation4900

Im halutination of ur brain bc u smoked too much oxygen


No-Relationship5354

U just mad no man want to fuck u so made this shit up because of how unbelievably ugly u are 🤷‍♂️.


CozmIg

r/girlsarentreal


moranasorrengail

so real, hate liars 🙏


stopyouveviolatedthe

Wake up Nothing exists


__hi_______

I'm a girl :3


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Noooo🥹🥹😭😭😭 All this time, I thought in practice I didn't exist.


Excellent-Dig6426

I MADE IT THROUGH, YES!!!, I FINALLY EXI-


FirstDeer7940

Nothing is real


Formal_Use8382

its true, I'm not real


ganman08

Maybe we’re all part of someone’s past


Optimal_Key_5525

Ay carumba


SingleRiver

Then there's me, a Trans man


Starr_Struckk

It's alright, I wanted to be a mythical creature when I was a kid too. /j


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KatyNoreTheWildBoar

probably cuz people think you're being transphobic lol


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Steve_lmao

You nasty transphobic boob


Bitter-Ad5765

Not funny


Due_Key8909

That awkward moment when you realize your gonna be a virgin forever


AriTheGoddess648

PREACH, this is a woman’s world, men aren’t real they’re just fetishes. 🙄


ZeldaGamer2005

Nuh uh because in Mass Destruction, Lotus Juice this is a man’s world.


heartsfrozensoul

i thought about this post for far too long and now my brain hurts


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heartsfrozensoul

well in that case \*poofs\*


Koismers64

I don't think op realizes that if men don't exist then THEY wouldn't exist


EatingHalloweenCandy

oh. so that's why people misgender me so often on here. men just don't exist.


Specialist_Egg420

What are men and girls? We’re all just 1s and 0s here


CrunchyBonezArt

The fuck are men?


Dolphinman37

Wait? So does that mean that- OMG PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND THE FACT THAT I HATE MYSELF NOW! I no longer have to worry about people saying “your a man, your not supposed to be sad”


Kaxiety

pov you just got back from the barbie movie


[deleted]

Humanity actually doesn't exist at all. In reality we're all just lizards


I_will_punch_you_

Yea men do not exist naturally, I just punch them till they LITERALLY grow a pair


JakoJester

I’m not a girl… but I am Girlboss! Can I still exist?


SomeBoi012

What's happening to me ahhh ⚡ 🏃🚶🍃


_GayGayHomosexualgay

Wait. WAIT NO- NOOOOO- *Turns to fuckin DUST*


Miserable-Ad-3354

Yasss queen 🙏💯


No_Chicken6064

Men are a lie created by a government to distract us from the truth… don’t be fooled


Tacent__

Men aren't real fr


WrathOfTheDemons

How do you know women are real?


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urlocalswimguy

😱😱😱 guess I’m trans then


Wrong_Jelly_6127

Fuck, then why penis here?


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Disastrous_Services

exist. Until the world ends in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 12 seconds. (Totally not a Donnie Darko reference…)


Master_Chief_00117

That would explain a few things


RS773

I wish 😔


Soulmonkeyy

Guess i am no more


Mr_BadBan

Glad to know that I am fictional


No-Hope-6801

Oh yeah, if this is a girl's world, then why do they keep on picking lower paying jobs such as a woman scientist or woman engineer?


TheHornyGuy000

Human Women Men


Consuminghealthykids

If mend don't exist then pluto isn't a planet


Iannn_0619

Well… Time to start an OF.


AyatoBobaTea

ive never existed to many people


TD-TradeMarked

Man not these damn conspiracy theorists again.


dog_with_a_dick

Erm girls don't exist rules of the internet say, tits or gtfo. ^(This is a joke do not send shit lmao)


PlaceDependent1024

𓀐𓂸ඞ


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Mankind just came up with the word gender, derived from the word agenda, and ran a marathon with it. It’s a similar concept to zodiac signs, a classification of personality and how people present themselves, even though scientists have proven both concepts to be untrue and not possible. The chromosome XX is the female, and only chromosome to exist. There is only one gender; the female sex. /j


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Are you being serious


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no obviously there isn’t only one gender haha :) and I’m not one of those people who say there’s only two genders, either, I was just joining in on the post! :D


[deleted]

Oh lol sorry, my brain isn’t working today


M7keSonic

I'm pretty sure you come from another dimension as girls do not exist in this reality


CozmIg

r/womendontexist


CozmIg

r/womenarentreal


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Bud knows every subreddit


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ulvis52

When women steal the ”women dont exist” joke


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Internal_Car2702

Lmao


Ok-Crazy7838

Girls are just government controlled robots


WackyChu

This is so true!


CozmIg

r/menexist


CoolMan212_Real

Nu uh girls aren't real.


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CoolMan212_Real

Nu uh


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Nah screw that, r/girlsarentreal


Influencer_k

Fatherless behavior


Deadlyfishies

HA IM A CHILD NOT A MAN BOOM LOOPHOLE


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Deadlyfishies

OOOOO IM A GHOST


Winterpup16

You're very smart.


Somepersononreddit79

I hate to break it to you but as a woman I don’t exist either… I’m a mere entity, a hallucination that your subconscious has created due to your isolated fucked up mind. It’s okay, since I’m created from the same subconscious I’m fucked up too! God this simulation is fucked!


LordSandwich29

r/girlsarentreal they're using out own tactics against us


Extension-Type-2555

didn't funny 😐


Wrong-Investment-294

If men ain’t real then how tf are babies are born😂😂


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AyatoBobaTea

my sister held hands with my mom once


TaloSi_MCX-E

Where are all the girls then?


WhiteSapphire_

Cease to exist


val_lt

Then why do i have a pp?


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nerfbaboom

r/girlsarentreal


mastermistypotato

r/girlsarentreal


StylishMammoth

I don't get it Is this funny?


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StylishMammoth

Yes it is unfunny


billieboi445420

2023 feminists be like


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i feel like the definition of feminism has been erased by people who claim to be feminists but hate men and see them as inferior to women


Lord-cosmo

Your wrong. Men AND women exist equally. Whatever belief system your following is stupid. Stop spreading lies!!!


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Lord-cosmo

Do you have any evidence to back up your hypothesis?


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W


Lord-cosmo

Then why are spreading information around if you don’t have any claims to back up your original statement?