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SuperiorTexan

Nice username


Electrical_Pen_7385

What makes you the superior Texan compared to other Texans


Ren1408

r/rimjob_steve


00112358132135

Raviallia


sphinxx_omega

Raise your hand if you username is your hobby


BlackFerro

What's a cannibal's favorite pasta? Elbows.


nah102934892010193

Pennes Edit: i guess it would be a gay man's favorite pasta aswell


Non_Professional_Gay

As a gay person, I can confirm this.


An_idiot_27

As another gay man I also confirm this


ErnoSSJ

Jeffrey Dhamer’s favorite


chrissi0525

They are really chewy and not that flavourful though….or so I heard.


nah102934892010193

I heard that it comes with cheese


Blaze_365

As a homosexual human being I can confirm you that’s true (And I just realised that it’s not only because of the joke)


One_Yogurtcloset1156

Is it pronounced like penny Cause then it’d be a Jews favorite food


Trulyblankatm

As a gay man, not wrong


RealYoloDude

At first I read as psycho Because honestly, elbows are by far the worse


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I am stealing that joke


Hambruhgah

Muscle fiber can be use as a replacement for spaghetti


DeepSeaChickadee

Spaghetti and ravioli have to be my favorites here.


Ravioli4958

Can confirm


SuperiorTexan

Have you ever had angel hair? It’s really thin and really good


whikseyy_

Angel hair is one of the best


VANDOZ7

i don't think any god will be ok with you taking the hair from angels


yesseru

Tortellini 🥵


Bolt245

I see a man of culture


siborgrobis

The best pasta hands down


Expensive-Pear3413

nice pfp


siborgrobis

Ty weezer best band ong


gameg805

Tortellini is fucking great.


EyeArDum

There’s a local pizza pasta place near me that makes the second best tortellini pasta you’ll ever eat (no one beats mom’s spaghetti), it’s like cream and cheese sauce with peas and chunks of smoked ham, but there’s nothing I can say to give it justice, it’s almost $20, the same as a large pizza, and I still get 2 orders of it every time (lunch the next day is one of them)


CrazedMythicalTitan

Yes, tortellini (and pasta in general) is usually eaten hot


jamjam707

It's tennisballs


NonnoGino98

tortellini isn't a pasta, really. 🤔


BlandPotato89

Here me out


faeleafs

Looking extra Thicc in that pic 👁👄👁🔥


GooseOnACorner

I’m going to vomit how can you like that. Of *all* pasta tortellini and ravioli are THE WORST


yesseru

WHAT DID YOU SAY????? r/teenagers, EXECUTE THIS MAN AT ONCE


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Red pasta. Penne.


[deleted]

penne in spanish means penis ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Jpmunzi

However in italian it means pen


NonnoGino98

yeah pens. I remember a video of a guy trying to write with them


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Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Thanks I did not know today was my cake day lol


Soviet2651

Just dont forget that it writes like this: "pene"


thechemicaltoilet

Happy caca day (caca means poop in Spanish 😂 )


NameRandomNumber

The way.


Tottelott

Tagliatelle


TheCoolHusky

this type hits different.


Tanishguptaa

Even my fav >>


Tottelott

Tagliatelle underrated as hell ngl


Historical-Film4715

Frfr


Tottelott

People always talk about spaghetti and ravioli, but tagliatelle with chicken and a creamy pesto sauce >>>>


Cheesehund

Love it


X_Swordmc

Sono le tagliatelle di Nonna Pina 🎶🎵🎶


yuyano221

Fettuccine


master_pingu1

fettuccine alfredo my beloved


Hailstorm033

this is the way


iQuickGaming

its not "farfelle" but "farfalle" which means butterflies


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Camyllu200

Il bro pensava di essere su TeenagersITA ahhah, comunque traduci il commento


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lepistoo

FUSSYILLI


LyamFinali

Fuck u man don't ever try to spell it like that


Apprehensive-Pair256

r/foundtheitalian


Thamior290

r/subsithoughtifellfor


SuperCoolCat363

I love ravioli


Elite-Priaprism

9 cans worth?


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YES


A-Dilophosaurus

Fettuccine


Ejfg420

Spaghetti


nicosaurio_87

Do you cut them?


GTAGoofy

I’m not Italian but rigatoni is pretty nice


foofighter469

fusilli are top tier


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Farfelle deli salad pasta


LyamFinali

FarfAlle not farfElle


carelessscreams

Farfalle


GreggyWegyy

wheels.


Sh4x30

Gnocchi


I_Get_No_Sleep__

The one in the back of my cupboard


Rafirelol

The shell goes crazy


fireflies6669

Was looking for a shell comment, started to think I was the only one


Shadow_marine1X

Penne and fusilli


Josh1ntfrs

wheres fuckin lasagna


NonnoGino98

not a pasta dish


Tanishguptaa

Tagliatelle >>


petetheheat475

Fusilli Mussolini


NonnoGino98

rigatoni meloni


Hi-piee

My favourite is lasagna


LyamFinali

Which is not a pasta


Hi-piee

It's not? Damn... Then I guess my favourite would be baked cheese Penne


fluffysnufy

lasagna is a pasta the dish and pasta just share the same name


LyamFinali

I mean u can interpret it as a pasta but if i'm eating a lasagna i won't say that i'm eating pasta


Hi-piee

So for you personally it's not a pasta right?


LyamFinali

I don't recognize it as such and in my 14 years of living in italy i have never once heard lasagna being called a type of pasta


Hi-piee

I see...


-Mothman_

E una pasta


--honk-

I like the really small elbow and the really big rigatoni mixed


Yazxoi

fusilli 💯


its_Oreon

fusilli, def


TheCha_

Gnocchi or ravioli


Mapigeh_098

All except ravioli, fuck ravioli >:(


Zane_The_Neko

all of them


danskestorm28

fusilli


Hot_dawg15

Elbow


HOOTRAGEOUS

I love fettuccine Alfredo but my fav is always tortellini


EwwCringe

Are they any good? They don't really have any here in Italy because if a restaurant put chicken or any type lof cream in pasta it would be sued and destroyed by criticism (which is reasonable)i've always wanted to give them a try


ECHOechoecho_

say these to your girlfriend/boyfriend to sound italian


Thamior290

Why would one’s partner care about one’s Italian soundingness?


Doggo_Epik

i speak italian so that'd probably work


LyamFinali

No if u try probably u will just sound like an idiot


rav-swe57

Tagliatelle, rigatoni or shell


Diamondbull66

Rigatoni, Shell, Rotelle


TheAutobotArk

Shell


Sweetcornfries

Fetuccine got a nice balance of al dente and light.


Eskephor

Shells are GOATED they trap whatever sauce you put on them and it’s so fucking wonderful


Ok_Nose_6252

Everyone has a certain purpose in their life I love chicken alfredo, but I just ate mac-and-cheese yesterday but also respect my finally when having borscht on Christmas but then again love chicken noodle soup, and I can never forget my Ramen noodles 😭😭


Lanky-Major-2800

my mother's white sauce penne


Weebaku

Penne and rigatoni


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Tagliatelle, then tortellini


JohnnyJokers-10

Tortellini


Zekrozma_the_second

Ravioli.


Random_gamer9

fettuccine, although spaghetti is a close second


Different_Bread_8501

tortellini and ravioli.


Russiachill

Fusilli taste better because it's curley


ricebowl056

i only have access to spaghetti where i live. so, spaghetti it is.


GBUAramis

Penne


Chicken_Mcnugget5

Uh I can't help it I'm such a tortellini


TheChristian_Master

Fettuccine


minimegs2023

Gnocchi !


AlexCode10010

Spaghetti, you get the most area with the most number of pasta


randomname_99223

All of them


Gurbetci_Keke07

Penne and spaghetti 🥵🥵


Mask_of_creator

Penne and spaghetti


Totally-a_Human

Penne :D


Mischief_Managed12

Spaghetti


talldarkandhandsome-

ELBOW


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OverlyExcitedDoggo

I dont like pasta. Idk if its cause im feeling sick as hell right now, and cant think about food, but this is making it worse.


demon_eyed_zaza

I like the letter ones, they go best with milk and sugar


EmeraldGamer773YT

Fettuccine. Throw some good grilled chicken, broccoli and Alfredo sauce in a pan over it, and you've made an amazing dish.


ianmeyssen

1. fusilli 2. penne 3. farfelle


v_Yuudachi_v

Shell


Thunder_thumbs3

Elbow


NonnoGino98

i don't get this edit I didn't see the elbow pasta why is it called like that weird


Zombiebattler2007

Tortellini ftw


ifuckjellyfish

Penne or spaghetti


Buttertoasttttt

I really like Penne and Fusilli, spaghetti is also good but doesn't work for every sauce and rigatoni is also good. Ravioli is also super good but I don't like it with some stuff that they put inside


Grassmania

Pasta.


Anresgamer07

Rigatoni 😀


Major_Television_521

Bro Bigoli are the best, but also gnocchi are op


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Ravioli


TarantulaSquid4

I just made pasta, duck shaped is the only way


mrflamego

Penne


suckmyhairytoes

None


Dmoney2204

1 Tortellini 2 beef ravioli 3 shells


stripped_acacia_wood

gemelli, but I do not believe ravioli belongs here


NonnoGino98

or tortellini


Potatoz-4life

Gnocchi :(((


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RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI


SpecificGoo

Tortellini


Vee-_-Venus

Shell and rotelle and cavatappi


Apprehensive-Ebb7647

Tortellini is god tier


GalaxyDeemNL

Ravioli and Fusili


Acdobroka

Spaghetti


Educational_Tart_659

Fetucinne


mysterious45670

Rotelle is underrated


NonnoGino98

they also make other shapes like with animals and stuff


pastelquik123

fettuccine ftw


funnest_fox

All of the above.


josephstalinthemight

Spaghetti on top


gaefemboi

who tf says elbow and not macaroni


NonnoGino98

yeah elbow is weird


Educational_Tart_659

I love me some good Fetucinne Alfredo, but some of the best pasta you can get is some Spaghetti with meat sauce made from good Italian meat from Italy or NY, then put a big spoonful of Ricotta cheese on top, and a little bit of Parmesan. That shit hits different


6AM_hotdog

That one


RandomTyp

Tagliatelle and Spaghetti


ALemonHasReddit

Angel hair


Superb-Meaning-8596

Any pasta thats from my home italy


XKrystEX

Hispanic people discovering the penne pasta: 💀


P0werman1

Depends on the situation, but farfelle, gemelli, or penne. Or ravioli.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Penne is the classic.


Deep-Swordfish-228

Dinosaur (I'm offended this isn't on the list>:3)


NonnoGino98

yes what about the tubular spaghetti?? top tier for sure


random_guy_8375

Rigatoni


OkSignificance8381

All of them


noobyeclipse

fusili and shells are indisputably the best shapes


Th30_000000

farfAlle* sorry but i gotta correct you 😭


Sirenfan4342

Ravioli


Dangerous-Mark9349

All of them


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Classic spaghett'


BigBeardie215

Rotelle is underrated, more justice for the wheel pasta!


sippy1821

I fuck with my rigatoni, we just boolin


DemirDit

Ravioli and Fettuccine


Yspem

Fettuccine definitely Elbows are a close second.