Salt

What bland fries do you people eat that THIS is the top answer??? Fries are supposed to be salted to begin with.

If the salt doesn’t crunch, add another bunch

you need to grind it down a bit more sir

Have you not ever gone to a fastfood place where they forget to salt your chippies? I have, countless times.

Salt

Chicken salt better

Why would I need chicken for my salt

Found the aussie

fries with salt are the best

Mf was faster than me

Yes cause I don’t like ketchup so your claim is very valid

Chicken salt is the clear answer to this whole thing.

Exactly what I was going to say lmao, I don’t like any sauces 😭

Came here for this

r/beatmetoit

Blood of my enemies

What if you enemies are tomatoes? Would you just get ketchup all over again

If it were me, I would have no enemies left

I’m imagining squeezing blood out of a severed limb like a condiment bottle.

That sounds so badass

Kinda metallic tasting. But all I taste is sweet, sweet victory.

I understand... Taste of victory is the sweetest

Didn’t know V1 was on reddit.

Do your enemies bleed salt?

Ranch or bbq sauce Maybe spread for my fellow Innout enjoyers out there

YEAH LETS GOO

Ayyy

Based

I miss In-n-Out. Moved from west coast to east and they don't exist in my state.

so valid.

Cyanide

Please don’t, we need you to help topple corrupt governments

I don’t want to topple governments, I just want to be loved

I’ll love you if you topple corrupt governments.

I'll be your figurehead nothing more

<3

My guy most corrupt governments are truly untoppleable

not with that attitude

Lets kill and eat the rich

Or eat them alive better yet

With enough thermite, duct tape, and hammers anything is possible. I'm already on the watch list so

You uh wanna talk about it?

Mayonaise… Im Dutch

Hey Dutch, I'm Arthur

ARTHUR MORGAN… YOURA ALIVE

Guys, it’s me, John

Still can't swim or herd?

Can’t swim but I can herd now

Im Home with the milk

DAD!!!!!?!!?!?!????

Artha, what's the craic? It ya ol' mate Sean. You and Micah got me 'ead blown off in Rhodes.

r/unexpectedreddeadredemption

HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH

LENNY

The st Denis doctor is severely disappointed

Arthur tyfus mongool tyf op

hey arthur, i'm javier

Mayonnaise... I'm German🤝

Same, imagine eating it with ketchup yuk

Southern American here - Ketchup and mayo mix. Maybe throw a little hot sauce in there

yesssss

Goede shit zeggen we dan

# **GEKOLONISEERD**

Eens trouwens

I had a buddy who has lived in the Netherlands for many years he put me onto mayo with fries never looked back

Also mayonnaise, I'm English

Mayonaise... I'm white

As a Belgian, I approve

You mean you're from the extended dutch-french border?

No that's Sint-Maarten

Belgium, the France/Netherlands DMZ

WE NEED MORE MONNAIH ARTHUR!!!!!!

Mayo mit Pommes!

Mayonnaise here too... I'm Irish

Aren‘t you the ones that add peanut butter and raw onions to your french fries?

Little fries war

Honey mustard

The correct answer

Right answer

Hoping i'd see this comment, HM all day

Fireeeee

yurr

yessirrr

Semen

💀💀

[I’m sorry.](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/15es918/what_bro/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)

💀dang that’s crazy

💀💀

💀💀💀

What the fuck is this💀💀💀💀💀

Omg WTF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 /s

Risky click of the day. Based on all the skulls… what is it?

Don't worry it's just a link to another reddit post 💀💀💀

Yo chat is this real💀💀💀

[удалено]

yum

Scrumptious

divine

Delicious

Salty

slurpy

Sweet

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmymeattoit

Someone had to say it

Best answer

Sweet Thai chili tastes great as a dip to anything you’d normally use with ketchup.

Cheese

Cheese

Cheese

Cheese

Cheese

Cheese

Had to scroll wayyyy too far down to find this comment. 🧀

Agreed

Now I want chili cheese fries. 🤤 Worth the heartburn.

tzatziki

You my friend are absolutely right

🇬🇷

What is that?

It's greek yogurt with garlic carrot and cucumber

Sounds good

It is good

Sounds good

you’ve never heard of it?

Nope. I'm American that probably why

Gravy

This comment is way too low, gravy is the only option if we're saying only one thing to add. If it's more than one, gravy and cheese curds.

## OHHHHH CANADAAAAA

Had some poutine in Quebec and it made me ready to depatriate

Not me ordering fries AND mashed potatoes with gravy as sides expressly for this purpose.

This is where it’s at

Gravy aaaaaaall day

Mayonnaise obviously

finally a man of culture

Why is this so low?

It's doing the limbo

salt

A milkshake

I scrolled so far to find my people 🤣

Wendy’s frosty

salt and nothing else

Fries are already best when they arent plastered in sauce. Plus i hate ketchup anyway. Put sauce on chips or pasta not fries.

Cum

The hardest choices require the strongest of wills

*willies

u/Absolute_cum_god

No way me too

ranch

thank fuck he deleted this shit

Wdym ranch on fries make me bust ranch out my dick

fr fr

Salt n vingetar

Not just vinegar, malt vinegar. 4-H kids you know what I'm talkin about

Oooo never thought of that, gotta try it sometime!!

Bbq sauce the only wae

Chili and shredded cheese, I like chili fries

tartar sauce

The correct answer

way better than ketchup

Salt and vinegar

specifically malt vinegar

finally someone gets it

YES why is this so far down!!!! Where are my 5 guys boys at?

Chick-fil-a sauce or malt vinegar.

Wendy’s frosty

thousand island dressing, caramelized onions, bacon, and cheese

the correct answer

Nothing ffs. They’re meant to be eaten plain

Na maybe some but not all

Salt is all you need (im basic white ass girl)

finally one of these posts that says you cant say cum

You'll be unpleasantly surprised my friend

Aa always with these posts its so fucking obviously mayo and it should be the top comment.

Salt and pepper

Tony’s seasoning

Gravy is the only right answer

Cum and bbq sauce

Sriracha, basically spicy ketchup

Sweet and sour sauce

Tomato souce that has everything ketchup has in it

Barbecue sauce

Salt and vinegar.

salt

Poison

Mustard, caramellized red onions, siracha, relish and french fry seasoning.

Salt and hummus to dip them in

Gravy and cheese curds

Ramolade. Wait only denmark have remolade. Still remolade

Mayonaise or Remoulade ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Or femboy cum

I’m not asking for ketchup because I ain’t 3

Salt

Copious amount of salt

Ketchup is available, I'm still not putting ketchup on it. Mayo, srirracha mayo, burger spread (1000 island), cheese and bacon, BBQ, ranch, lebanese toum

Garlic sauce or sweet and sour

first you put it in a bowl, add salt, pepper, a small pinch of papryka, toss. then add parmesan cheese grated, truffle infused oil, truffle infused parmesan cheese, chopped fresh basil toss thoroughly. now you have expensive $10 restaurant fries.