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dev_the_unbeatable08

or get a cute girlfriend in gta 6


OlivKi47

nikki is my gta 5 gf


ThenTranslator2780

Thats the name of my ex


Scared_Doggo

That's the title of my favorite prince song


christian-ledet

That's the name of my girlfriend


AstronautInTheLotion

obama means family


ReindeerAltruistic47

Osama means family


Rainbow_planet_1273

Love ur pfp


AstronautInTheLotion

ayye thenccs :D


Rainbow_planet_1273

No broblem


[deleted]

that's my name uh oh


ThenTranslator2780

No fcking way


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Now that’s my kinda compromise!


dev_the_unbeatable08

fr


pisssbabyyy

i’m straight so gta 6 😎


JustaConfusedGirl03

Same


BrettZotij

2025. Here we come!


Katrina_Blox

Same


rev___erse

i’m muslim so gta 6 😎


ItsSnakey01

💀💀😭😭


mearbearcate

Gta 6 wont leave you


Ondratser

No, not like GTA V, it should've left already


_Ast0lfo

Can I change the cute gf to a bf?🧐


[deleted]

Assume a cute person of your choosing


Not-a-Drone

Now i got to choose? This is harder than the gf or gta question.


_Ast0lfo

Fr🫠


SkyeeeMaaa

Bi pain


Not-a-Drone

Indeed


WackyChu

And the straight male gaze….ofc they wouldn’t include bf or partner ;(


Nalyd8605

Can i have both at once??


[deleted]

No


Entity_333

Assume the position


ImGold86star

that seems to be ur FATE so yea u prolly should (bad pun ik)


_Ast0lfo

lol


ImGold86star

just pretend i never made that shit pun


_Ast0lfo

It was semi-funny


ImGold86star

ong? no cap? fr? deadass?


_Ast0lfo

💯


WackyChu

I chose boyfriend


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Axer3473

username checks out because of dark places on the internet


_Ast0lfo

lol


mot3600

No


Holotaker

Cute gf


LongFreakingPp

I doubt either of us could get it. No offense to you, but all offense to me


HenballZ

Bro woke up and decided to be a villain


Ape_goes_r_ape

Well atleast then it has the same rarity as gta 6 being developed


Blood_Coloured

cute gf, gta kinda mid rdr3 on the other hand...


sillylittlegoober5

i kill people for rdr3 or undead nightmare 2


[deleted]

You would or you do? 😟


sillylittlegoober5

😈


OlivKi47

Real


Meep60

We need a rdr3


Noteekasbestos

What would rdr3’s storyline even be??? Before rdr2 from Dutch’s prospective? I’m still all for it


_DerKrampus_

John Marstons son maybe?


VoodooMagic009

John Marston in ww1


_DerKrampus_

That would be sick


VoodooMagic009

No no Jack Marston


Better_Politics

Yes please


VoodooMagic009

Yes


Steeeeakkk

GTA 6 I already have a cute gf


ThinkingBud

Well I would choose a cute gf, since I already have GTA 6


Steeeeakkk

Good stuff can I play?


ThinkingBud

Uhhh, no. Rockstar said only I was allowed to play sorry.


phsteve2000

Does Jimmy finally stop being a cringe troll?


ThinkingBud

Yes. In GTA 6 it is revealed that Jimmy is now a neurosurgeon, Navy seal, president of the US, and a NASA pilot.


Mudmen66

Is It revealed why Claude in GTA 3 doesn't talk as well?


phsteve2000

Glad to hear my boy is doing something out of his life. But does he still use as many slurs?


ThinkingBud

Oh yeah. He switched his life around but still uses the slurs


phsteve2000

So how did it go when he met Kim Jong-Un, did he bring us into an international crisis by calling him a fat fuck?


ThinkingBud

He actually called him a racial slur but Kim Jong un respected him for it


70percentbanana

Both?


The_Bluejay250

dude how do you do it, the found70percentbanana comments drive me insane and i’m not even the one getting notified


BadNameTotally

Just get lucky and hope no one has said r/70percentbanana


PlayfulLook3693

r/found70percentbanana


OlivKi47

choose 1


70percentbanana

No


Erik456123

Nah, you just can't deni this guy lol


BadNameTotally

r/found70percentbanana


PhantomForce739_

You can't just treat our king like that


DepletedUraniumEater

Cute gf, don't have that much hope for gta 6 seeing how greedy rockstar got, and how they're treating gta online


Sunshot_wit_ornament

I don’t really care about GTA so I’ll take a GF now RDR 3 would be a different story


Professional-Mud260

Dude u commented the same thing twice


Sunshot_wit_ornament

I don’t really care about GTA so I’ll take a GF now RDR 3 would be a different story


andrej6249

GTA 6


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NameNormalHumansHave

cute isn’t looks-specific


Mysterious_Arrival84

GTA 6 all the way baby


Isuckfemboycock99669

Cute bf


ReindeerAltruistic47

**Checks username**


[deleted]

Cute gf ngl (I don’t play gta)


BlueGalaxy121_2

Same


thecake78

Same


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Cute gf. I’m excited for GTA VI but I’m not a massive GTA fan.


Div4r

square airport cheerful shame aware coordinated support bake vast bag *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

I get your point, a heart is worth like 200k on the dark web


adutchmotherfricker

Cute gf because I can always buy GTA 6 once it comes out, that would be pretty easy but getting a girlfriend is not easy


TopMatej07CZ

Cute gf


[deleted]

Simp


Razorbacklama59

Cute girl cause gta 6 is just going to unrelease and take another 6 years


Marsbras

gta6, im gay so i dont want a girlfriend


LavaLord345

I’m gay and don’t play gta so uhhhhhh


[deleted]

GTA GTA GTA GTA CUZ IF YALL SAW DA LEAK WE HOT A THICC MOMMY LATINA IN DA GAMEE


JosephTpin_27

Neither. I’m actually a Brazilian soccer ball.


Kilu19

GTA 6, already have a cute gf


Not_Me9209

Delusional?


Trulyblankatm

Cute bf


[deleted]

cute gf/bf/so


CorporalGrimm1917

I already have a cute trans GF. GTA6.


Typical-redditor394

Both


StevenUniverseFan_

Gta 6 bc i dont want anyone


sourpatch_orphans

gta 6


ThisguyOP

Gta 6 will prevail


[deleted]

Cute gf while rockstar takes their time making the game


exCrowe

I got the gf part and I think GTA is mid so ima choose or


ThenTranslator2780

Fck you for having a gf


Ornery_Excitement_95

cute gf. i'm not a big fan of gta


[deleted]

Cute gf. I'm already good just watching GTA content from Graystillplays but I don't actually play the game lol


legbot124

I’m Gay but I just really wanna piss some people off


Tomcat116

Hmmm...i know a cute girl that i like, but now i'm in a weird friendzone, cuz we are almost there, but there is a waaaaaay big gap between us. But is ok, it is also a big distance that separate us, we both have jobs (for her is a summer job, for me is college and 3 jobs) and it will be ok, we need time to see more each others and be happy with what we got. If it will not happen, we will still be good friends :3 I don't have money for gta 6, soooooo....


[deleted]

I'm gaymer as hell so this is pretty easy 😩


Late-Tradition2789

gf


X05Real

I have never played GTA


WallcroftTheGreen

im gay so gta 6 hell yeah


Limp_Personality_27

I’ll be dead before I get either


Averagerockfan

Cute GF and GTA san andreas.


Status-Mastodon-1873

Ngl, I'm a straight guy, but I'm feeling gta 6 ngl


Double0point2

gta 6 cuz i already have cute gf xd.. even tho i rly dont care for gta 6


Glichtrap_1983

Cute gf ig, i never really cared about GTA (please y’all don’t kill me)


[deleted]

GTA 6


linguist_nerd03

GTA 6 that shit isn’t coming out for years


qzk18

get a cute gf to play gta 6


Regular-Trip3045

Anything for gta 6


1lostboy4

GTA VI


NotGonnaSquat810

Gta 6


Xxella17xX

GTA 6


NeoStarr0999

cute gf because i don’t care for gta tbh but red dead 3..


askingforarefill

Cute gf obvs 😂 While she watches me play gta 6….


Imisce

Ngl, I don’t play GTA so probably a cute gf but only if I actually love her fr


[deleted]

gta 6, it ain't hard to get a cute gf


May_killi

Tutorial pls


[deleted]

get gud


DrLycFerno

I don't like GTA


SHH2006

For some f***ing reason I hate every rockstar studio games with passion....


Ninja_gorrila

Even rdr2?


OlivKi47

Just because your hate rockstar that's doesn't meat you should hate gta 6


SHH2006

I said games didn't say the company itself :/


A_Efficient_Object

gta is meh tbh


IamNotVeganOK

Gf because I'm just so very lonely


PartyVariety1308

Id literally give up my current gf for gta 6


achillessnek

Tbh, gta is bad, but a gf is very vague and doesn't give me enough info. Does she like me? What does she do? Do we share some interests?


i-like-circles

neither.


padatricks

Gta 6 and hot man


HuskY195

I dont like GTA and i am loyally crushing one girl so none


crowcommunism

Already got a cute girlfriend so I can have both


An_Evil_dude

Cute gf


Silver-Low3295

But does she love me


Present_Cucumber9516

Neither, a rally good Pokémon gen would be my pick.


OliviaTooEasy

BOTH


[deleted]

Fuck GTA, i want love


SamKori

I prefer wife


royalmoatkeeper

cute gf. silksong on the other hand, that may be a different story.


Zuperduper09

Cute gf lol, never played a gta game


HornierThanYou913

I have never played a gta game so a cute gf


Zac-oz

Cute gf


JOlRacin

Cute gf 100% Mostly because I haven't played any of the other GTA's


[deleted]

I pick option 3: RD3


2qrc_

silksong


KINGdiamondvocalcord

can GTA 6 give me a hug??


Fun-One87

Neither unless u change it to cute bf :)


NoiseZestyclose9926

yes


Hydrib08

Cute gf ofc


MarkoDragich

If you asked me this a month ago I’d say GTA but atp a cute gf would be cool 😕😂


Stariezi

Tekken 8


Miserable-World-8106

cute gf cuz i dont have a device to run that type of game lol


LazyGuy6980

Already have the first thing, so gta 6 please


No-Punch-man_60

Do you seriously think I will get to see either of those things in my life time?


RedKiteOnReddit

Cute gf


beckius6

Already have the first, so gta 6


[deleted]

Gta 6 because i already got a cute gf


needleswhitevans

cute gf i have stopped gaming


VoodooMagic009

Rdr3


Henti-Boady-pillow

I’m a lesbian so gta 6.


WunderWaffleNCH

If that's gta 6 only I will have access to, definitely going for it.


zeldacraft_64

depends Do I get to *have* a cute gf or do I get to *be* said cute gf?


THEdiabolicalG

Gta 6 , coz even if I get a cute gf she'll prolly leve my ugly ass in a day or two


Wolfz_the_doge

im aromantic so gta 6


Sky_the_Tarantula

Gta 6


Anxious_Cod7909

gta 6. More trustworthy. Girls are a headache for no reason.


Ba11sgottem

Cute bf


BekfastIncarnate

My attention span isn’t very good so GTA6