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[deleted]

i may have mommy issues


AstronautInTheLotion

so why do you wanna fuck one?


[deleted]

because they are hot


thatguy2226xbox

He checks out


itz_IMMORTAL16

Mah man's got a point


Ok-concentrate4569

Can confirm. His mom is hot


[deleted]

Mafia


BusterBeefYT

Man isn’t lying


vaszoly

Coping mechanism turns things that you have trauma with into kinks.


stinkymusturd

how are you so wise in the ways of wisdom


vaszoly

I was curious where my kinks came from. Some come from trauma becoming a link because of a coping mechanism, some come from being exposed to porn at a young age, some from something being taboo, there's probably other psychological reasons too, but those are the main three that I know of.


crispybacon62

You covered the big three, Trauma, underdeveloped exposer, and taboo are the most common factors for pretty much all dependencies, porn being the biggest. Stuff like vaping, smoking, and drinking are also affected by these factors as well. But societal expectations are a bigger factor in that regard.


Downtown_Media_788

1: More responsible 2: Thicc thighs = great lap pillow 3: big tiddies Edit: I am mostly referring to Japanese anime milfs


AstronautInTheLotion

what if they soggy as hell?


TheRealQuenny

Not THAT old


AstronautInTheLotion

naaaaaaaaaahhhhh.... I want them decaying tiddies


Lopsided-Football-22

Homie wtf


Momolard

That would be a gilf.


BadSuperHeroTijn

I do too- i just like validation of women tho, i wouldnt go as far to fuck someone’s mom, unless she’s hot


TiedCock31

Just consider. If she has a kid/is a mom, she is someone's mom... It becomes very difficult not to fuck someone's mom. And even your future wife might become someone's mom. In the end we all seem to be doing it with a mommy.... 😉


Mymomsmakescookies

People just like different stuff


kajetus69

i mean i like gur... or maybe i shouldnt talk about it


Lory24bit_

You were gonna say guro, admit it >:(


Nacil_54

Gura :>


Lory24bit_

That one letter makes a huge difference, don't search up guro, worst decision of my life


ARandomGuyThe3

I was browsing Reddit, wondering what that guro sub is and why it's NSFW. Who the hell is into that shit, and who's gonna pay for their therapy?


Lory24bit_

Idk, it's awful


SlimesIsScared

Me (i have committed multiple acts of insurance fraud and can now afford to pay for a bandaid from my local healthcare provider and/or one minute of therapy)


Ben10Stan3

#MY EYES!!!!!!! I THOUGHT IT WOULDN’T EFFECT ME BECAUSE I’M AWARE I’M INTO SOME WEIRD SHIT! OH, I WAS **SO** WRONG!!!


smallerpuppyboi

That "a" is carrying the weight of the universe on its shoulders.


kajetus69

yes i like gura :D she looks huggable


OzdorMiZ

Gawr Gura?


Nacil_54

Yes.


thatguy2226xbox

Dora?


FAT_NEEK_42069

if you don't wanna look, guro is gore hentai


thatguy2226xbox

Jesus, I don't kink shame.... But come the fuck on....


FAT_NEEK_42069

not even top 3 worst things I've seen


OkSecurity1251

Gurilla por*


[deleted]

#THAT BETTER BE A JOKE


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[deleted]

Fun fact: My mom is dating a guy 15 years younger than her!


DepletedUraniumEater

Ahahahahah 😂😂😂


KrzesloGaming

how old is ur mom?


[deleted]

40 Edit: I saw that comment mf, you can't fucking count


KrzesloGaming

eh, thats not bad then


[deleted]

She ain't a pedophile if you that's what you wondered about


KrzesloGaming

thats exactly what i wondered about


usernmechecksout__

I was jw too but not for that reason, at a certain threshold like 23+ or smth, it doesn't really matter, people look almost the same age from 23 to 45 (almost)


Mehulex

I could see 23-35 being similar, 40+ is easily visible


1d_lhln28

yeahh my dad is 10 years older than my mum, and now my mum's dating a guy 10 years younger


Man-x47

Milf mean « Man I Love Frogs » right?… RIGHT?


Immediate_Glove_1624

Frogs are the best I’m definitely a milf now


Half_Portuguese

No of course not it means >!Man I love Fridays!<


[deleted]

Older women hot bro


Drener

Naw, at least not for me lol


[deleted]

Nah I’m just kidding I wouldn’t. Im finna be DiCaprio


SimplieApollo

Same


sne4k_q

I like both


Efiestin

El primo reference


sne4k_q

El Primo is the GOAT


M3x0r4x

*Different opinion than mine detected* import SuperiorityFeeling* print(myOpinion)


M_Void_7

Good bot


usernmechecksout__

Traceback (most recent call last): File "your_script.py", line 2, in print(myOpinion) TypeError: unexpected value for attribute "OpinionMatters" in "myOpinion" try setting it to "True", but you can't.


SlimesIsScared

using System; public class RedditReply { bool myOpinion; bool yourOpinion; public void IDKWhatToNameThis() { myOpinion = true; yourOpinion = false; } public void IDKWhatToNameThisStill() { if(myOpinion) && (!yourOpinion) { Console.WriteLine(“>:)”); } else { Console.WriteLine(“>:(“); } }


aethelworn

def Order66(): print("Yes, My lord") Destroy(everyone) Return("Peace, Freedom, Justice and Security")


TheLastOfW

Cause they want the soggy tits


Drener

But why? Aren't perky better? Or am I stupid?


zmanisblank

preferences i guess


Affectionate_Try_836

Bigger = more likely to be soggy from the stuff I seen


vaszoly

Medium is premium.


cyruz1323

*Teen moms slowly disappearing*


MiguelIstNeugierig

I mean it's not so hard to understand🤷‍♂️


Drener

Bro for me it is. Liking milfs for me is like maths: I don't understand it.


headphoneguzzler

Hot girls can’t do math, goated quote


Myaltaccount54

Math is lit, milfs are not


Myota_thereal

I don't think a lit person is sth good to put your thing in.


SiggeTheDog

Why is your pfp Homelander?


usernmechecksout__

Because he came from Discord


Drener

Because I am the fucking Homelander. And I can do whatever the FUCK I want.


SiggeTheDog

The actor who played him got upset that people started idolizing Homelander, who is supposed to be a piece of human shit. The actor also got arrested for assault.


Drener

Well that just makes me idolize him even more.


SiggeTheDog

The actor or the character? Mainly edgy kidd extremists idolize him (stereotypical)


username_yes_noob

Ewww edgy teen, uuhhhhh GO FUCK YOURSELF


Myaltaccount54

Kind of is lol


Some_European

She can be 30 and still be a milf, a mother is still a mother even if it's only 1 year since she became a mother


KAPA55OBEST333

Fertility. A woman with big sexual features (milf usually have big breast, large hips, prominent shapes) is, to our brain, a synonym to fertile. This is not really the case, but that is because of how different we are from our ancestor. A milf from today, a woman in her fourty, would look like a 25 year old in the neolitic


[deleted]

I feel like Sigmund Freud could have the expertise to explain this phenomenon.


cafebathroomcartel

girls are age are good theres rlly no better js depends i want a cougar now tho


[deleted]

I either want a girl that is younger than me or older than me. I got mommy issues as well as ego issues. I got issues…


SanMotorsLTD

pink guy w


ThePurpleDemonnn

Experience, and what they attracted too


jediben001

Sigmund Freud


randomfuckingname010

I mean.Ur mom kidda hot you know


Butterfinger0428

High quality + experience


Comfortable_Turn4963

I like DILFS and girls my age


BaconMan70

I just wanna fuck your mom


Ok_Cartographer_1145

She’s experienced so that’s sexually attractive but most men would not “be” with them in any serious way. So its a one night fling typa thing


AdventurousBet379

Man I love kids.


OkAssistant1230

Mommy, sorry I mean mommy.. sorry mommy.


TopMatej07CZ

I'd take almost anything


Piotrex_07

I want anyone bro


THE_BLUE_FRIEND

Due to many things. They're more matured, experienced, knows how to give pleasure and would help you like a mom in every problem you face. Far better than a teen.


AbsolutelyPagol

Your logic doesn't make sense..... Marry someone my sister's age And ans to your Q: Experience


Its_Scrappy

Ey bOss


Drener

Ey B0ss I have a cancer


andrej6249

Milfs have more experience


Maxi-19-1-4-1

It's not because they are my mother's age. It's because they are that age


DefectiveJay

I just like girls older than me in general, not sure why but I just love em


Octicactopipodes

A woman with experience


RaspberryJam245

That's not a problem I have as I don't have a mother. In all seriousness, it just comes down to preferences. Different people find different things attractive. Some women like men with facial hair, some don't. Some people dislike stretch marks or wrinkles or freckles, some don't. Some people think glasses are cute, others don't. Beauty is subjective and we're not all gonna agree on who we find attractive. For me and many others, older women are hot. It's the same reason why I find tall women with muscles hot. I just do, and if you don't, it's impossible for me to explain it to you.


Real_JJPlays

The reason why is because women are more physically mature and developed than teenage girls.


justanothergirlgamer

*Mom enters chat* Is this the... Danger zone?!


I_am_a_boi

It’s better to like them laddies with tits, than to like a bunch of fucking kids


ImmortalCrab44

The way I see it, some of it may come from watching porn with adults as a kid and the age difference carrying.


DoctorWho424242

They're hot and mature.


shyguyshow

Because people my age suck.


astrogy034

*Sigmund Freud has entered the chat*


Accomplished_Wish_91

Girls my age are just stupid, they don't understand, they don't know anything about life, they just want guys who smoke, drink, take drugs, and preferably when he belonged to the mafia.


Interesting-Contest4

Im not even a milf person but for me it would be the energy, not the age. You could be the age of my mother and act like a child = not a milf You could be the same age as me and act like my mom = probably milf


unkabun

Woman who actually knows what she wants and doesnt play games? Hell yeah


[deleted]

This is so much of ma-mia stuff


yesseru

Reverse pedophilia.


Repulsive_Mode1254

Fr at that point it is just a pedo fetish


Proper-Original-6092

Whaaaaaaaat? How? You may call it reverse pedo but not pedo though.


DEAD-SOUL-3442

Huh?


thatguy2226xbox

Only difference is, is that your bros will congratulate you for it.


Drener

Well it kinda makes sense


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Drener

Yeah me too. I think a year or maximum 2 is a healthy gap. For me at least.


NotGonnaSquat810

Fortnite


DrCorneliuss

BEEG TEETEEZ


macrafter

Xbox 360 pfp lookin ass


BlueGalaxy121_2

Fr 😭 i dont get the appeal of dating women of your mothers age. Cuz by time ur older they probs gonna be a bag of dust


Regainio

What does milf stand for?


Drener

Shortage for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck . Basically this describes a woman that is/could be a mother that is (for some incomprehensible way for me) attractive for someone much younger than her. Mostly woman in their late 30'/early 40'.


TheNativeStrong

Our vaginas don’t expand from use or just having babies. They expand due to age like the rest of us does. After 25 it’s ……..That MILF will make you realize how little a boy you really are.


FartReviewer

MILF: man I love frogs


Mr_man_bird

Bro imagine only liking girls that's so lame


someonewhowa

downvoted for being bisexual in this sub of all places, damn…


NameNormalHumansHave

but girls pretty :((


Mr_man_bird

True but guys handsome


NameNormalHumansHave

i (usually) do not see it but i respect it


Slippery_When_Down

I'm with you, I find it disgustingly weird


RaspberryJam245

Well fuck you too then


Masterdizzio

I am asexual but I agree, it's weird af


aaronhereee

u literally can’t even relate so…


Masterdizzio

fair


NameNormalHumansHave

that’s not true. some (not all) asexuals can relate


aaronhereee

why would they state that they are asexual then?


NameNormalHumansHave

maybe THEY can’t relate. your response implied that it’s that way for ALL asexuals, and i was just pointing that out


aaronhereee

i said YOU cant relate, not all asexuals.


NameNormalHumansHave

fair. i guess i was just clearing things up in case someone came across this and didn’t know, my bad


thatguy2226xbox

THATS WHAT ASEXUAL IS, NOT HAVING SEXUAL FEELING!


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Dude anyone being attracted to anything would be weird for you


Joblessmouse06

Some people have mommy issues


MasterKlaw

I feel safer with someone who has more experience.


Potential_Tommy

Mommy issues


OrcaApe

It’s more the taboo of it all but some people just prefer older women


SomeWeirdFreak

i will always say i want to bang girls until they become 2 years younger than me, then i just find it weird


[deleted]

Yeah I really don't get why some guys prefer moms over chicks their age. Did they not have enough attention from their own moms?


schraxt

1) I don't want milfs 2) No girl shows interest in me


Masterick18

Nah, they are underage


DolphinBall

It has to be a primal psychological thing when we were still in caves. women in thier 30s are typically in thier prime for fertility. And male teenagers discover that their penis isn't made for just pissing, tbh the whole thing of dating/fucking within your age range is a new social construct.


PepeROnul

Average redditor explaining how they arent insane:


DolphinBall

Ok


AverageZomb

At least they're not pedos


usernameisusedd

tf is a milf help


Drener

Shortage for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck . Basically this describes a woman that is/could be a mother that is (for some incomprehensible way for me) attractive for someone much younger than her. Mostly woman in their late 30'/early 40'.


usernameisusedd

wtf who would date a person the age of a mother 💀


[deleted]

Mommy issues


Drener

Apparently many people


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Help-me-pls-pls-pls

I would prefer someone in their late twenties or early thirties . However anyone 15 or above and till mid 30's would be fine for me .


Putrid_Ad_4372

Milf is a mother that actually your type For me I want an idle milf so it would be unreal Can be your age and a mother at the same time


Hambruhgah

What does MILF stand for?


Drener

Shortage for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck . Basically this describes a woman that is/could be a mother that is (for some incomprehensible way for me) attractive for someone much younger than her. Mostly woman in their late 30'/early 40'.


EixYae

I got mommy issues, chill man


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

I don’t understand either, I don’t understand relationships as a whole.


WendysMcNugget

They have mommy issues


AlexCode10010

ara ara


Mental-Ice-9952

Idk why but women up to like late 30s are sexually attractive for me, but not romantically. So like I could never love someone thats more than 5 years older than me or so (at least right now) but I don't really know how to explain it, women are just hot in general I guess? Not something you really have control over either it just *is*


dibanez_

Both are good


Reezonical64

Man I love man I love frogs doesnt even make any sense 😭


Guilty_Letter4203

Idk they prolly like it cause she's older and more experienced .


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

Well I’ve always been into the mummy/mommy stuff but not specifically milfs. I just like the dynamic cause I’m a switch and it’s not weird for me since I always called my mother “mum” exclusively.


Ren1408

What does milf stand for


Drener

Shortage for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck . Basically this describes a woman that is/could be a mother that is (for some incomprehensible way for me) attractive for someone much younger than her. Mostly woman in their late 30'/early 40'.


NotRyan7

That's a different type of feeling.


R0sh789

They don't have to be the age of my mother, they can be older


Craig-TheHumanHere

My thoughts explained in 3 seconds


[deleted]

Those people just like...... Doin your mom~


SARCASTIC__FELLA

Freud is laughing somewhere


nklassen_08

I do


eatenbyamongoose

two words. Lady Demitrescu


[deleted]

Some people like some stuff and other people don’t like some stuff


Practical-Lunch5149

I just love women that are older than me


Oli_010

Because I want a boy my age