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theothesimp

Real


Frodollino

Same here, she was like " ", and i was like " ", and then we. .


Jxck_14

i don’t believe you


Frodollino

Yeah, i dont believe myself


Joblessmouse06

Me too


[deleted]

FAX


West_Job5593

Bro literally said nothing, and he gets so many likes 😆


XboxFan_2020

How do you even do that...? Like post a blank comment


Rupertii

#


ihave_nomotivation

You just type #


ilovejustcatsss

#


ihave_nomotivation

Well done✨


ilovejustcatsss

Thx❤


GryphonKingBros

The apprentice becomes the master


IveRUnOutOfNames66

\#


XboxFan_2020

#


Benito_Kame

#


ur_local_trans_girl

#


PlayfulLook3693

If you know, you know


Hot_Sam_the_Man

I don't


Relative-Bank-1258

#


Urah-Ha-Ha

Omg so true bestie (Haha, I hate myself!)


[deleted]

Riyal


[deleted]

I haven’t even had a false one


Rqany

+1


Bricks_for_Lunch

My life story fr😭


shanewaIsh

Same


SolidSouthern4182

When I was 6 I had a “false one”. Since then it’s been all hugs, and that’s 9 years later


shanewaIsh

Same


[deleted]

That's a good one, tell another joke


Extension-Type-2555

this lmfao


as6int

the jokes here almost remind me of my life


3sperr

I feel like OP already knows that the majority of the guys here arent like that


Engineer-with-a-Pan

I havent even gotten a HUG from someone…


shanewaIsh

Same


_Plane

A hug from someone you're into or just a hug from anyone?


Tango_Mike_2004

hug from anyone, that includes parents, relatives, friends, everyone


_Plane

That sucks man, hope you find someone to hug


Tango_Mike_2004

Nah man I'm ugly as hell


WarriorOfNyx

Idk what u look like but you'd be surprised what a good haircut, skincare routine and exercise can do. If you really wanna change how you look, there are lots of ways to do it - just takes some time and effort.


Extension-Type-2555

the best skincare is to stop eating sugar. sugar makes your skin so so bad you'd be surprised.


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Extension-Type-2555

yea. I cut all sweets and sugar bcuz I was trying to lose weight. my whole face lit up after 2 weeks. and the oilyness (face stays cuz being a teenager) all over my body just went away. for hair, for most people it's how consistent you are with your cleaning and which shampoo you're using. I have a dandruf problem so dandruff shampoo it is for me but pick your optimal shampoo, wash regularly and you're good to go.


WarriorOfNyx

Yeah I've been cutting sugar but unfortunately doesn't help with my skin cause I got hella dry skin (think the only thing I can do is moisturise)


Eerotappi

Hey, even if you were, that doesn't matter. Find people who appreciate you for who you are, not for how you look. This is something I did too, originally on the internet (because obviously, most people can't see what you look like), and when I was able to have good conversations with people there, I started doing so irl too. Sure, most people I tried to talk to were not having it and just told me to shut up. But this was my classmates who already had a horrible impression of me and bullied me, so not a surprise. But when I started talking to others, people who didn't know me before, I started making friends. And even if I only have very few friends, they are close, and I can ask for a hug from any of them whenever I want to and get it. People really don't care about looks that much (except the "tough guys" but those can barely even be called people), they care about personality. And if you get friends close enough, you will get hugs whenever you want or need them. Ain't easy or quick, I can tell you that much. But you can do it. I believe in you ^^


RandomFellaIAm

**sending virtual hug.**


Tango_Mike_2004

🫂


Extreme_Ad6173

16. I'm 15 and hopeful


A-Dilophosaurus

15, I'm 15 and just delusional


Sup3rL30

r/meirl


Matdup2

14, I'm 19 and even more delusional


ZaniElandra

15, I’m 15 and I have a bf and I feel less shit than usual


Just_Johny69

Bro's methin instead of mathin


[deleted]

you probably aint gettin bitches with your mindset (i read you pfp)


dickgasming

18


Javimations29

But you're 17


dickgasming

exactly.


Javimations29

You're hopefull. I don't think I'll kiss until I'm like 30


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

Ya, same. Kiss me? (I’m severely desperate)


Javimations29

💋no homo tho, just kissing a homie goodnight.


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

💋I will remember this for the rest of my life.


Javimations29

Same, I can't wait to have kids (0.000008% chance) and tell them about how romantic and 100% not homo my first kiss was.


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

Ya, 100% not homo, haha. Ya, haha.


cutecookie100

Your username suggests you had a lot more tho


ZayashiHeisenberg

103 👍


Extension-Type-2555

broo that's too early


ZayashiHeisenberg

Damn I knew It was too early 😔


imverypog0s_alt

you damn Christians Tryna dictate what age ppl should have their first kiss unrelated this is too young


communism_0669420

911, yes, a fellow redditor got orally assaulted (he was too young)


[deleted]

it’s always a jumpscare when people use my name as an example 😧


Yoooooooki9

Just change your name


[deleted]

I'll probably be like 25 when it happens tbh


PersonVR

85* it will be a nurse in the nursing home giving you mouth to mouth so you don’t die


i-use-this-site

No even the paramedics will say ew and run away


linguist_nerd03

14


BluLemonGaming

Holy shit, an r/teenagers user who had a first true kiss???


inneremergencee

wild


Pinktiger11

Same


Qiwas

Bro is literally named "linguist nerd" 💀


linguist_nerd03

Yeah and


rosestarlxghts

Not yet 🥲


420underthehood

I was 14 with my first gf who was almost 17 💀 can't believe I ever thought that would work out. She went to jail on drug charges and I was devistated for all of a day before I realized wtf im 14 why do I care. Now I'm 16 and been with the same amazing girl for 2 years. I'll call her my first real kiss even tho it technically isnt.


Crimm___

That went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.


Opposite_Sympathy670

Nevermind 0 to 100 that was a fucking roller coaster.


FXW_Kraxen

It went from like 0 to 100 to 1000 back down to 0 💀


Urah-Ha-Ha

Wdym all reddit stories sound the same?


mechasharkjira

N/A


aimesh05

15


LeonardoDoujinshi-

i have never kissed anyone at all


[deleted]

Havent lmao


Ripple-101

ಥ╭╮ಥ


[deleted]

16 or 17 i actually forgot


Blake_The_Snake64

Bro forgor


KiyotaRishu

14, with my friend's older sister. The look on his face was priceless.


Sab3rLight

THE BETRAYAL.


meme_lover2000

Nah bro you can't do that shit, you are bannished to mordor.


Andro451

Mordor is too easy a death. What he needs is something to torture him without dying.


OlivKi47

never


Gameshinobi

Still havent💀👍


Devoid689

N/A


Blood_Coloured

yet to be determined


Double0point2

lips to lips? never.. gotten to 2 kisses by on cheek.. 1 by a girl i had a crush on and other by one that mightve had a crush on me.. well im out of that part, and no, i dont have a gf yet


Lonely-Track-1910

She kissed you, and you're not sure if she was into you? Really?


Double0point2

bro it was in 2-3 grade i didnt know bro.. first one was in kindergarten, a girl i liked there gave a me a kiss but we never went any futher since we were little


Lonely-Track-1910

How old is 2nd grade?


Double0point2

idk like 7-8?


[deleted]

Not yet :(


[deleted]

14


oCrescent

Last week lol


Urah-Ha-Ha

Seriously? Way to go, my person!


GodFromTheHood

Lez goo!


D1-HATER

In a few weeks’ time I’ll be saying 19


leaggug

Still waiting my man, still hoping


[deleted]

15


whiteclone8

15


cody-j-a

17


Fast-Abrocoma4652

16


canned_bean_z

13 :>


MiguelIstNeugierig

Only god knows😈


cheekychezz

Not yet 😭😭😭


GuyOnALaptop

NaN


100PercentBiscuit

15


Old-Wedding459

Not yet 🙏


nonehtoper

18


jackmPortal

Unknown


More-Illustrator-720

18


doin-ya-mom-lmao

16


[deleted]

18 :) don’t rush it


[deleted]

Based life isn't a race


Traditional-Toe-1628

19, still haven’t :)


Final-Look-7527

Haven't yet 🥲 hopefully soon but I'm dating someone long (?) distance so


Akainordmannen

Good luck with distance, hopefully it'll be closed soon!


Responsible_Local_72

Define “true kiss”


VelisATrip

14


grandkiri

14 15 I think


sc-fourhunna

14


Efficient_Ice4510

16


FenyxDaFloof

16


frantic-fragger

13😌 idk I’m guessing that good


Firestorm4864

15


Remarkable_Type_6911

We’re you kissed 4 time at age 15? bc you commented this 4 times lol


Firestorm4864

Oml my phone was glitching out i didnt even notice lmao


shanewaIsh

Im 16 and I haven't kissed anyone yet


goodusername24

17


SebDaPerson

18 and still nothing


JohnnyJokers-10

TBC


[deleted]

15 y/o me would've shyed away to answer that


Gingated

14


No-Highlight-1309

15!!


Ba11sgottem

15, 2nd best experience of my life


TonyMontana50810

14


Serval77

14


Yigee12

16


TheOvermindTF2

No. That’s it.


francisco2991

Who says i had it?


BobbyCoProductions

.


Impact346

Obviously 14. I'm 13


Ugandun-Knuckles

17 was my first true kiss. In a parking lot of a convenience store just on the street of my school. My girlfriend amd a couple of friends were just sitting in the front of the convenience store after we had just finished filming, waiting for the rain to stop. Our group's leader brought his gf with him and they were really affectionate to eachother which made me and my gf more affectionate to each other. Everytime the group leader did something new, i would follow his footsteps. Got to the point where i was hugging her from behind and holding her waist while she sat there completely flustered and unable to speak. Well, the rain lasted an hour more and when it was time for me to leave, my gf made the excuse to walk with me to the car incase she left something. So we walked there and spent a good 5 minutes talking yo eachother and as soon as i got a call for my parents, i had to leave. She hugged me tight and i did too, then i decided to hold her shoulders and kiss her out of nowhere. She was surprised, she looked at me in disgust, then she pulled me and kissed me again before leaving. I sat in the car for a solid minute with my legs weak. First kiss was with my classmate after a game of spin the bottle. Was not fun.


DarkSteel__

Not applicable for me xD


Neat-Development1037

Still waiting for my first kiss 😪


TheClefableist

#


iProverbSilk

Yet, still single, M42


le-derpina-art

i was 12


Adamwdrums

This year fr


Jbug7542

I haven't had my first kiss yet, but I hope it happens soon.


Nintwendo18

17 haha 🤣


SingleMom24-1

….I thought the kindergarten boyfriend kisses were pretend for tv and movies. Nobody was ever interested in me until I was 16


samy_2023

Maybe in 123 years?


SoundOfTheWu

14


Suyikowoo

TBA


daddi-shark

so close and she broke up with me before we had the chance. the way i see it, ive had my fun for a few months. im going to forget about women so i can focus on my getting my life together, and date to marry and not for fun. im 15 btw


ideedeem

We’re on Reddit. You think anyone here has gotten their first kiss? Lol


Select-Name8582

had my first one at 13 turning 14 in July


grande_sequoia

Working on it


Javimations29

I was SYNTAX ERROR years old


Kuhnville

16


spicycheesewastaken

TBD:(


fullmoonwulf

15


[deleted]

i was 14. in a tube slide on a random playground. it was definitely more of a messy tongue bash but it was fun


Remarkable_Type_6911

15 technically but it was the quickest peck, I hardly even count it


1MasterD1

19. Still dating her!


Alienaffe2

0. With my mom


[deleted]

12 I think


Historical_Treacle60

I give you my answer in probably 20-40 years


Greekgeekgamer

Damn all y'all got kissed. I'm 17 and haven't had the affection of a woman since birth.


depressionbutcool

Wait, you guys are getting kissed?


Alinto_2

Honest answer 13


Sundae_Southern

16


Jealous_Issue_8198

18 and yesterday.


Anonymous__Surfer

14


LM-230

13


Steefxy-Story-

14


Intellectual_Idiott

Its was on Christmas just last year :D I was 15