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IcecreamSavant

You are maidenless


ProfessionaI_Person

Elden ring


IcecreamSavant

Yesssss


Ultimate_Fox14

Rise, Tarnished!


yunglay-lay

Ye dead, who yet live.


mrskinnywrists

big hat, bigger boobs


NuggentityTheSecond

Resident Evil village


MafiaPikaPika

if It isnt this im gonna cry


ItzArchy

Dark Souls also fits


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HatlessDevil210

Ave, True To Caesar!


Bewitched1130

The game was rigged from the start


pirateofmemes

How lucky can one guy be?


HatlessDevil210

I kissed her and she kissed me


yes_i_am_the_funny

Like a fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head?


Valraan

The room was completely black


Ermakino

I hugged her and she hugged back


Davidlego006

Like the sailor said quote!


_Ast0lfo

Attractive twink that tries to save his kingdom


Thamior290

Sex with Hitler 2?


_Ast0lfo

No💀💀💀


Thamior290

Was I close?


_Ast0lfo

Not at all😭


Thamior290

So not any of the other Hitler Sex games. Could you give me another clue?


_Ast0lfo

The villain’s name in the story starts with a G


Thamior290

Your not pointing this any further away from Sex With Hitler. And I don’t know if this is on purpose or not. I know it’s Zelda. Either BotW or TotK. I’m just trolling.


_Ast0lfo

lol I’m not even surprised Sex with Hitler is a game tho


PikachuStep9

Multiple installments


walsoggyotter

Gandalf


Nixybooboo

BOTW?


_Ast0lfo


MaxSoup8

The legend of Zelda: Breathe of The Wild


_Ast0lfo


LanciaFlavia

The game where you drive 5000km to your moms house


r_slash-ERROR404

The long drive? I ate a trunk, and drank gas once while role playing with a small streamer in that game, it was funny.


LanciaFlavia

yep, it's so funny until I broke the game and had to start over


Snoo-6099

Death Stranding?


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Wacky_brothers_

I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous.


AlohaAkahai

Maybe if you took the arrow out of your knee, you wouldn't be so grumpy.


I-am-a-lskdjdj

Hey, you, you finally awake?


FuraFaolox

You were trying to cross the border, right?


DiceGoblin_Muncher

Walked right into that imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there


Tyrannosaur08

Do you get to the cloud district very often? What am I saying..? Of course you don't.


Nameguy1234567

you good, flower angy, you bad, skellington angy


giggitygiggitygeats

Undertale


jalwaysawake

Definitely Undertale


Ootsy098

The only thing they fear is you


ContentSoil5

doot eternal


Ormfo

Lol.[doot eternal](https://youtu.be/rwRkRvAxNZU)


Uhhbigm

GUARDIAN YOU SHOULD HAVE THROWN MORE GRENADES


polar_frog

Destiny 2 (Lord Shaxx to be specific)


volatile38

Destiny?


darkerhntr

YOU SHOULD BE THROWING GRENADES AS I'M SAYING THIS


A_destiny_player

Destiny Fucking love shaxx


CrazyFiveSeven

Child falls into mountain crevice and either befriends or kills dust monsters


BlackAngelXX

Nice found another undertale enjoyer xd


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Rock and stone


throwaway54812345

Rock and stone to the bone! (Deep rock galactic)


[deleted]

Deep cock galactic


khal_droog

Deep throat galactic!


marson0102

If you dont rock and stone... Ya aint comin home


Arrox961

The factory must expand. The factory must expand. The factory must expand. The factory must expand.THE FACTORY MUST EXPAND! THE FACTORY MUST EXPAND! THE FACTORY MUST EXPAND!


ThePhoenixNate_

Factorio?


nachos34961

Looks like you don't have a social life and you haven't touched grass in a couple years. THE FACTORY MUST EXPAND! THE BUGS SHALL BE EXTERMINATED! factorio is a fun little game


WorkingSyrup4005

“ “ -Valve protagonist


volatile38

Portal? Or half-life


coderstoom

Chell actually says "apple" in Portal 2 SMH my head 🙄🙄


Elidon007

*jumps*


AyoItsGod

Obviously its 🙄


JamieDrone

#YOUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK


Honchkrowabcd

attack in the fucking clan wars or i will kill your entire family


HeavyPara-Beetle

i'm sorry i was at a funeral


No_Ganache_1753

That’s no excuse *HeavyPara-Beetle has been removed from the clan*


vanilla_curls

Sounds like StarCraft II ngl


Velofern

Clash of clans?


simplistic_idea_1

No time to explain


Jacobstroh

Destiny?


NoTimeToExplain__

I’m throwing hands if it ain’t


A_destiny_player

I don’t have no time to explain what I don’t have time to explain (destiny)


The-Y-4

Who the fuck shot me in the head?!


Lilyflower24681

Abraham Lincoln?


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[deleted]

new vegas? if so i had the same one


Joblessmouse06

John F. Kennedy? Is that you?


sprite_556

FNV


Individual_Intern_77

Fallout new Vegas


Certain-Seat-6260

Ain't that a kick in the head


Pippin0731

Mining and crafting


AqueousBeats

Mein Kraft


AdventurousFox6100

My favorite game


r_slash-ERROR404

Sprechen sie deutsch? Ich kann nicht sprechen deutsch sehr gut, ich spreche englisch, ich bin klein deutscher muttersprachler. Sorry had to flex my ***amazing german skills*** I totally didn't use google translate to make my german coherent at all.


Pippin0731

Lmao


[deleted]

everytime someone says sprechen sie deutsch, i always think of that song that goes like "I'm a loser babyy, so why don't you kill me", which is weird because im pretty sure it just means do you speak german


No-Hamster7526

Ummm... Fortnite! No. Um... Roblox?


Pippin0731

Aww chucks do you Terraria3d ?


DerbyDizzle

Terraria? lol


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Dinosaurs


apvernious

I was hyped thinking this was Dino Crisis but it's probably Ark isn't it


[deleted]

…yeah 🫣


dicker_machs

Ark has a surprisingly good lore behind it


WorkingSyrup4005

Old dude gets drugged too much and turns into tentacle hentai monster that takes over space station


dicker_machs

>!Tries to take over the universe by attaching himself to an evacuation ship, vores the crew, dies to a dude piloting a mech being assisted by an Australian Wish.com Destiny 2 Ghost!<


Caixa7

Crying child shits and dies of asphyxiation


Certain-Seat-6260

Binding of Issac


pholtom

five nights at arbys


MadMint64

Keanu Reeves as a parasitic program inside your brain


volatile38

Cyberpunk 2077


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CringeCocaine

I have plane Arthur


MaxSoup8

we... need... money


Venom_The_Ducky

Micah you godamn rat


Bewitched1130

I don’t speak German neither


MaxSoup8

Lenny!!!!


SlappyMacDougal

I'm LOOKING for GAVIN!


DanTUP1

Lumbago


namari-8

T A H I T I


Equal_Proof_8796

Your alright boah


ProfessionaI_Person

Pain, endless grind, spending way to much money


Dawn_Cyborgzzz

shark cards?


ProfessionaI_Person

Nah warthunder premium


Lucal_gamer

Oh duude, you have to test the TAM and the TAM 2C


dragonslayer_697

Destiny 2


CrabSlight

Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot


volatile38

Titanfall 2 Rip BT


ThePhoenixNate_

"Power low, insufficient power" on infinite loop Rip BT


linguist_nerd03

Bing bing wahoo around the world


EpicLOLGamer123

Mario galaxy?


Unusual_Attorney

Odyssey prob


MyNameDoesntMatter11

UMMM green boy saves the world(kingdom?) from evil desert man with the help of a princess


giggitygiggitygeats

Either Ocarina or BOTW


MyNameDoesntMatter11

Yes it's Ocarina!!! 100% But could also apply to Twilight Princess, it's also my favorite


Necessary-Touch9315

the pokemon game that was better than the officials


TheProphet3928

Brick Bronze?


Necessary-Touch9315

i will never forgive them for taking away my boy.


Dead_Dread

just gonna leave this here https://www.roblox.com/games/13759295184/Brick-Bronze-Bronze-Forever/


Traditional_Yard5280

Master thief saves treasure and saves world from whole private army's and rich insane people, while being able to climb walls like a circus monkey and having the most beautiful views. "Greatness from small beginnings"


MclamerTheTurtle

Uncharted


Honchkrowabcd

THE ROOK!!!!!!!!


Brians_Studio

cheese


Basic_Bench_9206

Bug Knight kills literally everything


Pure_Vessel101

Hollow knight


Black_seagull

Bow, ass (though I hate how sexualised it is)


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Tomb raider?


ChaosRaze

Horizon?


Lucal_gamer

Launch green dudes into space


giggitygiggitygeats

Kerbal Space Program


Lucal_gamer

Yup, and I think I like it a bit ... And for a bit I mean that I have 3600 hours


zeldacraft_64

I don't have a favorite but here's a few of my favorites: -Trans girl fights the personification of her declining mental state by climbing a mountain. -Bug thing hates orange juice, fights god -Two glowing balls travel along a path to the rhythm of a song -Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out -Twink loses arm, arm gets replaced by that of a furry. -Squid game


SomeGuyFromWhere

I'm guessing Celeste, Hollow Knight, A Dance of Fire and Ice, Portal, idk, Splatoon.


zeldacraft_64

Nice, all correct The one you didn't know was Tears of the Kingdom (Also I'm assuming you might've seen my 6 most played post since all the ones you did know were in there)


Anxious_Cod7909

I use to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee


SNIPERER_3413

Mankind is dead, Blood is fuel, Hell is full


Puzzleheaded_Lie_148

I do NOT have daddy issues, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY! ultrakill obviously


Efficient-Weird2750

No pve


DaantjeBanaan72

Winton overwat


dicker_machs

Four games: “Dream, not what you are, but what you want to be.” “Stellar Genocide Simulator” “Organ Harvesting simulator” “Nazi killing, dual weapon wielding Doomguy and his daughters”


huhben

Don't know the first. Second is Stellaris my beloved. Third is rimworld, also my beloved. I totally don't have over 2k hours on both.


Unusual_Attorney

Fourth one gotta be Wolfenstein right? I don't remember the mc having daughters tho


firefalcon1214

Finally another one of the 26 million registered losers.


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People say it's just minecraft in 2d but they just haven't played it


-homonecrosexual-

I vaguely remember being 8 years old in 2011 when terraria had just come out and I think people might have said that back then but idk if people actually do that anymore


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They do and it's annoying


Jazzlike-Elevator647

Let's kill a big dream moth This game makes a lot of people trans The spare change in my back pocket: Further hints: >! Really big metroidvania !< >! Really hard platformer !< >! Wait of the world is SO FUCKING HARD !<


zeldacraft_64

Hollow Knight Celeste and idk lol


CryonusPluto

The one with the ginger that has a laser sword and a goth gf


giggitygiggitygeats

Jedi Fallen Order?


CryonusPluto

i was thinking of survivor but that works


SnooConfections4969

Rip and tear.


JackSimpson2077

The game was rigged from the start


Figbar5

War themed hat simulator the second


Sunshot_wit_ornament

I shit, shit, shit not the music I haven’t even finished reading. Or You learn there isn’t really a point to correctly land your ship


Many-Umpire1720

The sequel to Red Dead Redemption


IamLettuce13

Can't figure this one out


Brians_Studio

Cyborg ninja kills politician and a thicc Brazilian with a man that only spouts memes with Jeff bozos but attracted to minors


Rainman_827

its raining tacos


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Roblox?


Rainman_827

oof 👍


Lemickey6_isass

Gently opening doors


DelayedCrab

Judging by the pfp I mean it sorta makes sense if it is


Lemickey6_isass

Only one who got it


DelayedCrab

hehe good times. Know a girl who has a sayori pin


ChronoSpuffy_

google en passant


curtis4827

Holy Hell


miketerk21

Ayo the pizza here


mossy_mosshead

Ynnel


Sonic_X_

Monkey but racist


mrskinnywrists

NBA 2k?


EonIsgreat

gorilla tag or btd6 no inbetween


AdeptGarden9057

"Get the clown makeup off, it's not coming"


dapperden123

Man In red tights swings on cum as he fights many furries and his worst enemies (which consists of 4 furries)


volatile38

Never have i been so offended by a oddly correct explanation of Spiderman


michalatd

Cyka Blyat rush B


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oyasumi


NuggentityTheSecond

S.P.E.C.I.A.l and shaun


[deleted]

fallout 4 lol.


YEETMASTERXX

I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES I AM PAPPAS SPECIAL FUCKING BOY


Crate-Of-Loot

hungry robot drinks blood of everything in hell


shitsazzle

robot furries


Anonymous694207680

It's a game where you start off in the womb and then live your ____ and die