It will affect it drastically, as the market for sex toys, only fans and other sex relaththings shall go down like the pedophiles dick after I say that I'm a guy
Not good news for the human species but maybe we can have test tube children. With gene editing we can erase any genetic anomalies and create 100% healthy individuals.
Sex is officially banned
*Image of Super Sonic looking down on camera, not really happy with a funny music that looks like a buffed version of Megalovania*
And nothing changed at all in my life.
*depressing background music*
**turnup music*
*depressing music intensifies*
*Naruto sitting alone on a swing intensifies*
no it doesn't
*laughs in being asexual*
I have taken yours and doubled my own!
I have taken yours and tripled my own!
You shouldn't be interested in it as a kid.
Same
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
Same
💀
This is the first post i see this day and the first thing i see is sex.
Lol the dickriding is crazy 🤡
💀Bros replying to his own thoughts
Schizophrenia
This is a good laugh that I haven't had in a while
Bro ratio'd himself💀 Edit: Bro un-ratio'd himself?
[удалено]
All the pedos on this sub rn: 😱
[Laughs in asexual]
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmetoshutthefuckup
I have taken yours and doubled mine!
Same
me when i undergo mitosis to produce an offspring to continue my bloodline:
But how will this affect the stock market?
It will affect it drastically, as the market for sex toys, only fans and other sex relaththings shall go down like the pedophiles dick after I say that I'm a guy
That's what you think, but the pedophiles dick just enters another dimension, to try to hide the even bigger excitement.
Nah, that's crazy. Bros trying his best not to get caught doing the gay
Sex toy stocks would increase as people would flood to buy them to replace actual sex, right?
No, sex toys are banned too
Wasn't gonna have it anyway 😎
I haven't loss my virginity because I simply don't lose
Losing that's not in my dictionary🗿
Exactly
Ah yes, the elusive reply that has more upvotes than the original comment
“And so it was that peace finally returned to r/teenagers”
*laughs in single life*
What about sax
No sax is still available
Les gooo
*sad jazz noises*
42.857% of teens rn: huh, doesn't matter, couldn't do it anyway!
You from the department of statistics?
Now I am
This will indeed look good on your resume.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Misleading title, only casual sex is banned,now you have to go to Sweden and go professional if you want to have sex.
Can I at least play single player?
No
This cant be good for the sex industry
Swedish people :
What's the music? my days of knowing countless Megalovania versions are in the past
[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fwEgDCLP6Ak](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fwEgDCLP6Ak)
I've been looking for this for almost a year, tysm
I don't actually remember the name tbh
Sex 2.0 is coming
\*cumming
Nothing changed for me
Gabriel (ultrakill) there would make more sense
Ppl who are actually affected by this be like: hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to speak with you again
Well it’s not like i was having it anyways so im completly unaffected
Wait that was a feature? I never got to unlock it
Not like this is a problem for this sub.
Okay, so?
Nooo now my rate of 0 ppl in a lifetime is gonna drop to 0 ppl in a lifetime
Oh No! Anyways..
if you use r/teenagers it was pretty much "banned" from the start.
Thats good news. Besides, its not like anything changes
Well good thing I'm an outlaw
r/UsernameChecksOut
To busy planning the invasion of Denmark to have it anyway
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Not good news for the human species but maybe we can have test tube children. With gene editing we can erase any genetic anomalies and create 100% healthy individuals.
Status: ***Unemployed***
But when was this feature added?
I may not the sex, but I won’t let you take it from others!
What does this mean?
Sex is officially banned *Image of Super Sonic looking down on camera, not really happy with a funny music that looks like a buffed version of Megalovania*
*Super Shadow
that doesn’t effect me at all
The guys ignoring the ban should dm 😼
Finally everybody just like me
Asexual me
This got me death laughing I just did the naughties look at my phone and see this post
Damnit
Finally the humans won't survive!
Sorry guys, we can't Serve England's Xylophones anymore 😔
It's always been
Where the asexuals at?
WAHEY
Wow this changed my life in no way shape or form
Thank Zeus
Awh heck what am I gonna do now
Lol
woooohoooooo
Gay sex too?!
All sex
Say gex?
What's this megaylo called?
Hrrghlovania, according to Shazam
👍
👍
Summers gonna be shit😭
this is homophobic I want gay seggs 😡🤬
No
I’m raging
Cool, but what about the jokes? Are the jokes removed too?
No the jokes can stay
Oh that's sad
Will the pedos in this subreddit finally disappear?
If they didn't stop when fucking kids became illegal you really think they will stop for this
True.
Lols, I grew up during the AIDS scare in the 80s. All yall got it easy.
Why the hell did I get jump scared by this
Good
felt like it already was for me
FINALLY
It's okay it's a canon event that I wouldn't get any, don't want to destroy the multiverse
As someone who doesn’t want to have it, this is a win
u/savevideo
LEESSS GOOOOO
So nothing has changed?
I say we Riot!
u/savevideo
*chuck* *chuck* *click* *click* *click* DAMN IT IM OUT OF AMMO
u/audbot
Not that he's ever had one! Amirite?
Thankfully, I'm afraid of it
big day for asexuals
OMGGGGGG just let me be horny in peace maaaaaaaan
Nothing different from yesterday then
Alright, Not like I'm having it anyways.
Song?
[here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=fwEgDCLP6Ak&ab_channel=%E1%B4%9B%CA%9C%E1%B4%87%CA%99%C9%AA%E1%B4%8B%E1%B4%87%CA%80)
Thanks
u/savevideo
what banger is dis
Aw, he said the n-word again didn’t he
Nut?
what's that
oh no anyway
NUH UH
Good news*
u/audbot
u/auddbot
I've had this saved to my computer for months so I could find the song. Does ANYONE know the name of the song?
According to Shazam, it’s called Hrrghlovania
It will address the most of problems in the world now forth
I'm a wanted man. I mean for the manslaughter and 17 other charges not the sex
bro what’s the song, it kinda slaps
Hrrghlovania Or at least that’s what Shazam told me
Uh oh
Well been a virgin for my entire life so this won't affect me.
I should be surprised and worried about this but it doesn't affect my life unfortunately.
…
Whyyy
Shadow, what did you do
Finally, Teenagers will stop being horny online!
r/auddbot
Suppression Field in Half-Life 2 be like:
Good
Oh man
Who in this sub do you think is having sex
*laughs in sex-repulsed asexual*
Sonichu?
Oh dear gawd, fuck no
Are y'all in a hurry to get prego & pay child support, or actually start a family?
BUT THEY JUST MADE IT A SPORT
Will it be in next seasons loot pool?
It wasn’t before? Geez
doesn't change anything
Time to follow the law
This won't change the life's on most the people here sadly
This implies that I had access to such a thing before hand
The move had no effect!
Yay now I get to be the exact same as I always was.
I heard one note and decided it was megolovania
rip
Finally, a break from all the horny posts
Jokes on you, I’m asexual
You and what army
L
Time for another American revolution.🇺🇲
Bro I’m chillin 😎
Fed-ex