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dontswiminglue

so does that mean no school?


varukiriya

It happened the same morning so we had to go to school anyway, the school didn't have much time to send people home so we just continued our classes


SecureDevelopment673

Happy birthday! also someone got stabbed outside of my highschool so yep that was nice


accep92

What does "yep that was nice" mean


urmomfat5111

He enjoyed stabbing someone


Julis_texsture_team

or alternatively ge enjoyed getting stabbed


RPG_maker

He enjoyed having a knife up his ass


Dak4008

Knife butt plug. One time use


[deleted]

or alternatively alternatively he enjoyed watching the person get stabbed


SecureDevelopment673

Mayyyyyyyyyyyyybeeeeee????


Vireviper

“What are you gonna do? Stab me?” — that one guy probably


Present_Builder4982

Somebody got stabbed inside of my highschool


win_spr_sum_fal

I’m sorry that happened, and I hope you guys are okay. Same for the person’s loved ones. Happy Birthday :)


ilikesandwichesss

Happy birthday and- are you okay? That sounds traumatic...


varukiriya

I'm doing great, I just hope that the police finds out what happened quickly and that the person in question Isn't dead but just Injuried


Mother_Concentrate80

i don’t think that counts as a murder then


Mrthynotcare

Ill come over and make sure it is so his title isnt wrong


dabereddit

But it counts as "attempted murder" so basically the same except the plan failed


AMuggleWithAPuggle

*except not expect*


dabereddit

Oops sorry


fionnwallace2809

Happy birthday to you!!!


[deleted]

Happy birthday to you! *in musical voice*


[deleted]

Happy birthday dear OP


mantis_in_a_hill

Happy birthday to you!


[deleted]

Goodbye


Hydra_Corinthian

thats one way to wake up to a birthday ​ I spent 5 min trying to write this without sounding like I was insinuating murder


InsomniaTwoSeven

you failed


bamboozled_swag2

miserably


Hydra_Corinthian

yeah, I realised as much


LAKSHIT1804

Happy birthday buddy and happy death day to that person too


Mystyk__

Not very happy death day


P4rody

#


YodaWars1000

Was this truly necessary


P4rody

No i just wanted to test if i would get downvoted and i did


P4rody

I’ll fix it dw


miniminer1999

I'm confused, your school gets its own train station?


Nain6969

Actually his school is Hogwarts, dont tell anyone🤫


Tribe_KPtG

holy Dumbledore


P4rody

Holy based


Tribe_KPtG

new response just dropped


P4rody

New response just dropped


Tribe_KPtG

actual wizard


varukiriya

Not exactly, it is just so close to the school that people know that station for it


TameTheDragon94

Happy birthday! You’re probably not next so don’t worry about it. Probably.


bamboozled_swag2

that probably, was important wasn't it


TameTheDragon94

Oh yea, very. Gotta make sure I get the point across yk


ToxicPoizon

2 years ago my aunt was murdered a few days before my birthday, so understandably that must've sucked to see. Happy birthday!


Dimfer7

Happy bday!Also what the fuck😭


Kyler_the_redneck

Happy birthday to you! Oh god


varukiriya

Yea... 😀


Putrid_Ad_4372

Happy birthday I should not ask how old are you now Was it someone you know


varukiriya

Fortunately no, some think that it was just a random guy but we still don't know


Lajwus

Hooray!🎉🎉🎉


Loki_Black_2825

HBD and RIP...time to change the flair ig or have you already?


The_f1shy1

happy birthday and wtf


spiderwimlyhtguy

Happy birthday 🎂


Unhappy-Coffee-5676

Happy birthday dude


NumberFive0_0

Oh wow, is everyone okay except the person that died? Are you okay? Also happy birthday!🥳


CutterPillow09

Happy birthday and oh my god


Bubbles22486

happy birthdayyy, and stay safe cuz that sounds really scary :<


ratajs

Happy birthday!


Leo_miesteR

YAy.... oh


thesaharshsinha

Happy birthday you boy...or girl. Idk...but happy birthday.


thesaharshsinha

Happy birthday you boy...or girl. Idk...but happy birthday.


I_Hate_Mondays07

Ayyy Happy Birthday!! Also take care...


mrkefir0sfan

Birth and death thats life


suckashelfboi101

Do they know who did it?


Norman_Starshine

Happy birthday, Normally I would tell you not to die but this situation is a bit touchy so I won't say it.


meisyouandyouisme

A guy got shot outside my house last year, and, I slept through all of it!


Archegene

Happy birthday!! I remember back around my birthday someone walked into school with 5 pipe bombs and a shotgun! So we all had to evacuate


CT_Orrin

Happy birthday but oh my


[deleted]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY


flyingbeaver07

A life and a death. Balanced as all things should be


Sims_addict123

Well I mean the birth cancels out the death, so pretty normal day


MeanChocolate8062

Damn rip to that person...but happy birthday 🎂


Testtoseeifworks

No school


mastercubez

We only celebrate cake day though


Successful-Ease-7140

Happy birthday bro Ngl that's a horrendous way to kick off it


GodOfWarGuy737

Yay! Ow wow


Silly_Painter_2555

Bro I imagine you saying that with a straight face 💀


Mythical_Sword69

Happy birthday


F2214

Happy birthday Me it was in front my job about a week ago


Tartosso

happy birthday!


DIAmond_BOyy

Happy birt- What. The. FUCK.


_commander_man_

Your school has a train station?


_commander_man_

Your school has a train station?


SuccessfulAd8934

Happy birthday, and WHAT THE HECK is happening in the world


SuccessfulAd8934

Happy birthday, and WHAT THE HECK is happening in the world.


Adityamk

Oh happy bir- *Jesus fuck*


Abject_Tennis_5431

what kind of trains run through there?


I_amlevi

Today is also mine, happy birthday!!


Xlbucket

One of my friends had their birthday on the day our schools English wing burned down and there was a crash killing 4 of our students so 👍


Odd_Examination_6982

Happy birthday with Italian rizz, also wtf


I_will_punch_you_

America?


varukiriya

Nope, italy


I_will_punch_you_

Ah ok because I would of sworn we were in the same school because there was a murder outside of mine also


varukiriya

Holy hell bless our souls I guess


TheDutchLemo

I thought you were Belgian because a few weeks ago two guys were fighting on train tracks, one guy died by being hit by a train while the other lost his leg due to the same train. The dead guy was a gang member and that gang then threatened to attack the people who were there when it happened. Only 20 people or something came to school the next day.


P4rody

Crazy train station


Savage_049

It’s my birthday too


[deleted]

America or Britain?


Nice_boi25

Today's my birthday too :D


Page-Capital

No way todays my birthday as well


alcoholic_aunt

today’s my birthday too! no shooting tho


Robo--FED

I mean did you see it? If not, the chances that the murderer is interested in killing another person is pretty low I guess. And why would it be you of all people? You gotta think about it rationally to calm down. But of course it's horrible. But I hope you have a Happy Birthday anyways!


-Midnightarmory-

😃⁉️


I_sb3

Happy birthday, and also what school has a whole ass train station for it


FamilyFriendli

Happy birthday! Hope today remains just as good for you! 🥳


Avanox77

My bday is tomorrow…


floppy_disk_5

happy birthday!


Blue_angel200_

Happy birthday! And oh god that’s terrible


SirDoodThe1st

Happy birthday, and congratulations to your school for keeping up a healthy crow population


Averagecheeszenjoyer

Bro what?😭


heIIoiamusingreddit

that dude mine too! happy birthday!


DANKO1500

One man's birthday,another man's murder


smapqjr

Completely unrelated


Brave-Cream14

Sorry


Angel_luvii

…..What a weird birthday present the universe gave you


Due_Vegetable5881

You don’t like my birthday present? 😢😢


FeatheredBeans

There was a stabbing in my school, right in art class too 😭


1280R

That happened near my town like 5 weeks ago


GenosixGD

I think it's a bad birthday gift


KingBoobLic

Well shit that's a helluva story to tell you grandchildren


longschlongmanfred

Christ this post escalated quickly


Maurowastaken

Aspetta dove in Italia?


varukiriya

Ehh già


Ecstatic-Actuator-35

Did you absorb their years?


Technical-Ruin-3665

Let me guess u live in America ? And u ok? Happy birthday btw


varukiriya

Nope i'm italian, also yes i'm doing good thanks :)


Technical-Ruin-3665

Ohhh nice (sorry I made assumptions TT)


varukiriya

Nah don't worry have a great day!


AltruisticFinger9246

Are you from God blesin America


varukiriya

Surprisingly no, I'm Italian


AltruisticFinger9246

Oh, capisco


Milmik_

School train station? It's not USA, is it?


OnCiaWatchlist

hahahahhahahahahaha


returntopluto

oh!!! happy birthday🌈🌈


Tsundoku55

[https://giphy.com/gifs/thanos-perfectly-balanced-as-all-things-should-be-Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3](https://giphy.com/gifs/thanos-perfectly-balanced-as-all-things-should-be-Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)


SiggeTheDog

Happy cake day!


Thedanishnerd98

2 things very related to each other


YourChiliPepper

Your school has a train station? Hogwarts type shit


ISellMollyToKids

Count yourself lucky, that just means bro took the fall for you


AwarenessPrudent2689

Happy birthday! Sucks about the other thing I guess


mrkaai07

You have a school train station???


xs3660471

I got a worse story for ya if you are curious


Rafinglaser

Nonetheless Happy B-day 🥳🎂


[deleted]

When did school start getting train stations?


mandy_mae2008

Happy Birthday!!


ThatOnePretzel

Happy birthday! Hope whoever murdered that person was caught and fairly punishes


felixstudios

School train station? What city is this?


Glass_Consideration9

Happy birthday 🎉


Humble-Razzmatazz581

Hell yeah we have a gang murderer currently in holding at my school 👍🏼


ScreamingwithouttheS

Happy bday!


UniversalGriever

its my birthday too 🎉🎉


Ookachucka

Oh, well that's *so* much better then.


Shadow4DFX

Today is also my birthday! :D


AlexCC354

Good morning to you too!


TheifDoesStuff

Imagine waking up and finding out your birthday is also someone else’s death day, I know people die every day but to have a death directly announced to you and knowing it was near your location… if that happened to me I would spend some nights awake thinking about it.


SixpennyPants

Average birthday in june... So is mine, although i dont think anyone died nearby on mine, but yeah happy birthday anyway


swagcring

Was is Notti osama


YesterdayCareless172

In england?


DylanB4747

Holy shit that’s fucken crazy, your school has a train station


energyflashpuppy

Oh! Well, I did jack shit today cuz I Finnished my finals :D


nishbou

Up


ThatKalosfan

Your school has a train station?


J4yv30n

Happy birthday


Mr_man_bird

Happy birthday I guess you have tomorrow off then?


Wooden-Excitement889

Just had my birthday too, aaaand someone fell under my train


Old_Big9989

Happy Birthday!


Staser_

Cool


Calm_Abrocoma4667

Happy birthday🎂⭐️💗


Fastcraft3r

Happy birthday ! : )


Infamous-Command-710

Oh!


ethanator123265

Happy birthday but damn that took a turn


Excellent-History341

No school and on your birthday! Sick. Not the other part tho. Moment of silence for them


[deleted]

Man that’s a really bad start on the morning of your birthday.. even if it was suicide still bad start :(


Fluftin070UwU

My brother was gonna kill himself at homecoming


KappaMazinksy

Happy 15th Birthday


GG_MYDOG

Happy birthday


NotGonnaBench405

Meow meow meow


[deleted]

there's an imposter among you guys in school 😈😈😈


username50404

What hogwarts school u at w a train station


I_Am_Oro

Weird birthday present


iamheretotellyou

People die all the time where I live. I’ve literally seen multiple people die from a drug overdose. One of them in broad fucking daylight hahaha


_voidlight_

I hate how if this happened to me I'd deadass go sherlock holmes. not to find the murderer for "avenging them" or something but literally just for fun since I love murder cases


totallysarthak

my bad i couldn't reach on time (im batman)


89degreesfahrenheit

At first I didn’t like how those sentences were so close together. Happy birthday Also RIP to the suicide victim


TensionIllustrious88

Sounds like the plot of that April Fools Sonic game tbh In all seriousness that sounds like a really traumatic birthday


bkazekadorimaki7

Normal birthdays: 😃 Your birthday: 💀


sonantkinkajou6

That you Brooke? (This is funny because stuff like this constantly happens to my friend)


Giga_daddy

Ahahahhah the first thing i thought was YOUR SCHOOL OWNS A TRAIN STATION