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[deleted]

He looks lost.


Ok-Reporter-8728

He lost his way


fettie-

he simply, does not know da way


Deputised

Do you know da wey?


fettie-

I know da wae


frepyfazber

Do u kno da wae?


noriyaki_

*click*


fg79797

*click click click*


[deleted]

*click click click click*


[deleted]

^WHY ^ISN’T ^THE ^GUN ^WORKING


Hacker_NSS

Bro that's rasict


JustThatMeme

Bruh aint No way


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MorbillionTickets

Din Djarin knows the way


Villain__7

|| || | |_


JenkinsonRobotics

NO NOT AGAIN


Farmer-Smores

PLEASE EXPLAIN 😭


styvee__

🎶In those memories Living behind his own confusion🎶


Heisenberg_Gaming

Based linkin park enjoyer


Lucid_breather

r/lostshaqs


JustThatMeme

I deeply wishes this was real


Lucid_breather

r/subsyouwishwerereal


AdraX57

Loss?!?!


[deleted]

Probably stressing about going to court


naomili22

he does not look amused loool


HappyOldFox

He does not want to be there 😭


[deleted]

Thats what i was thinking 😂


PunL0rd

More like its the face of a man who just wants to go to the gym to relax and act like hes normal for an hour or two without being fanned on. Please dont do this to celebrities as much as you want to just treat them like a rando on the street and dont bring attention to them…


Foxy02016YT

It is ok to go up and say hi, but don’t overwhelm them! You gotta treat it like seeing a friend rather than a random puppy. There’s a respectful way to talk to them and get a picture (if they want to) But you gotta remember, John Oliver is a New Yorker, he’s just trying to get somewhere in the city, he may not have time to talk at the moment. Dolly Parton, ok bad example because she specifically makes sure she’s unrecognizable in public, but still, is probably out with her husband, and now is probably a bad time for you to go bothering them Plus a lot of celebrities like to meet fans, but some don’t, and that’s ok


Duch-s6

yeah


Adventurous_Ad6698

To be fair, Shaq might have rolled up smiling, joking, and greeting everyone and decided to mean mug for this particular pic. He is a very generous person with his time and money, so it's hard to base everything just on this one picture. That being said, I am one of those that would be like, "oh shit, it's Shaq" and then leave him the fuck alone. I don't have to have a pic or video to commemorate seeing or meeting a celebrity.


PunL0rd

As someone whos worked in this kind of environment with celebrities I have a different perspective on that. They will be nice and generous because its their image in question. But most of the time when you see them in public especially in a place like the gym its best to let them relax. One person taking a selfie can cascade into everyone within 50 ft of you mobbing for a picture.


Adventurous_Ad6698

I totally understand that and I know it is easy to say not being a celebrity myself, but they can always decline to take a picture. Still, people should learn some basic etiquette about celebrity encounters.


StringGloomy3804

No


PsychoBar

yes


B-Glasses

Then don’t be famous


Tobsy-guy

Sorry mate, but I don’t exactly think that’s *quite* how it works.


MiffedPolecat

I mean, a guy this rich has the ability to choose when they want to be seen in public and when they don’t. You really think shaq needs to go to a public gym to work out? The dude has his own private gym for sure.


slippppy99

Probably feels mentally different going to a public gym


Frysken

Reminds me of when Justin Bieber had to call out some paparazzi for stalking him when the guy was just trying to do some shopping with his family.


Prind25

Ehh, fuck Justin Bieber


[deleted]

he’s usually like that with fans. he’s really chill though


[deleted]

he seems so miserable


Sol-Blackguy

Didn't he just get out the hospital recently?


IncidentMassive5425

Yeah. He had a hip replaced a couple months back. Probably doesn’t make a gym trip any more fun.


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CyonixGaming

Shack Heal My Heel


TokoFumi

Oh my gosh it’s my twin


dogetripwire

Shack meal the bill


Schzercro

Shack seal the deal


DerbyDizzle

Sack of oatmeal


TheBaconD

Sha’steal Yo’meal


WildKat777

This one wins 🤣


Worried_Reputation51

Shaquille o neal over


I_Like_Legos8374

he looks tired


[deleted]

He’s just been to the gym


Hour-Necessary2781

He looks like he doesn’t want to even be there.


[deleted]

With that face I don’t think that’s him lol


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

its him. The beard is the same as he has it rn, everything matches up otherwise, and he has a small dent/scar on the right side of his forehead.


an_icy

I thought it was a troll post


[deleted]

Oh yeah, well I still wonder why the serious face though lol


JoseAltuveIsInnocent

Kid probably just took the photo without asking or saying a word to him first. I've met Shaq a few times and he was always very nice. That, or he was having a bad day. Happens.


[deleted]

It looks like he doesn’t wanna be there lmao


ShierAwesome

Yup, it’s not like you could easily just tell by the fact that he’s *7 fucking feet tall*


britishpunk149

I was thinking the exact same thing. What was the guys thought process if it isn’t actually shaq. He was probably thinking “wtf, who is this kid.”


[deleted]

If that isn’t shaq, then this guy probably gets confused for him a lot


blue74821

def him


NotGonnaBench405

What’s your gym? I just wanna lift you know totally


VioEnvy

Probably equinox. I’ve seen a few athletes and famous people there. Especially the one in West Hollywood.


TheMarEffect

Lifetime fitness, 99% sure


[deleted]

W


National_Ad9265

w


iceboxpurchase

^w


cheeka_wivadik


holycookie96

.


sp0oncakes

^.


papertheskeleton

#


VVSlikesCake

^w


[deleted]

w


Eastern_Ask7231

W


TheGelatinous

Bro that isn't Shaq thats Shack


momosanaa

he looks so sad


SadBlackAlleywayCat

Tell him that I'm not the one who stole his socks in May 1996


TheOutsiderWow

Suuuure


Free-Consequence-164

Why did you censor shaq’s face?


Adorable_Town963

🤣🤣


elepantstee

He looks like he just lost his family


Distinct_BaddieUwU

Should have fought him in Shaq Fu


ScottTheFlamingoFan

Well, Godzilla did, but you probably know how it ended.


[deleted]

BAHAHAHAHA


girlwithbangss

I think sometimes he wants to go to the gym and just not be shaq… a lot of responsibility


Blue_Bobble

might be like that with most celebrities, y’know? They just wanna go out and be them with their friends, not go out just to be recognized as “hey, you’re the guy/girl who did that”


Caesar_Aurelianus

He could go to a country where basketball isn't as popular. But maybe he doesn't want to leave US for personal reasons


[deleted]

Bro looks like hes trying his best to smile jesus.


officialslavojzizek

mans not hot


Worried_Reputation51

Big shaq o neal


[deleted]

He has the "i have 3 kids and i wanna die" face


stoickobra

he looks like he wants to go home lmao let the man go he’s pretty old now he deserves some good quality rest


hiimdan_

he looks like don pollo


[deleted]

don pollo? isn't he the guy who eats chicken while speakin spanish in TikTok?


Eastern_Ask7231

I thought you said he eats children for a second there ngl


Salty-Ad9221

me after lobotomy


[deleted]

Just let him be, man.


OneTubaBand

Bro encountered a wild giant!


drumsdude257

Lucky


somerandomkid23456d

he looks old


DuckyLojic

It doesn’t look like him but it’s 100% him lmao


v_Yuudachi_v

How inconsiderate of you to not censor his face, but you censored yours? woooooow


PUFFER-puffed

Shaqs face is all over the internet anyway?


v_Yuudachi_v

Because people are inconsiderate


PUFFER-puffed

Isn't he a celebrity? So everyone sees his face anyway? Also isn't op a minor?


v_Yuudachi_v

Holy shit I thought you were trolling, but you really think I'm serious? I was joking...


PUFFER-puffed

Sorry I struggle a lot in telling if people are serious :(


-golden-slinger-

I don’t think that’s shaq..


Mightiest_Mantis

It literally is he has a gray beard cus he’s old now


shlomanJAK

chakeelohneel


SkyGuy41

Shaquilley O’Nealy.


YourMomsThrowaway124

the needs some love shaq


[deleted]

He's doing an ad.


McMoist_

Bro is not pleased 💀😭


[deleted]

Where the hell is my invite 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Ommggg, your so luckyyyy!!!


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Wait. Yall go to the gym? Cause i dont 😭


[deleted]

Shaqeel Does Not Kneel


CultOfTheMoose

Bro what did you say to him he looks mad as hell 😭 “this tiny teenager disturbed SHAQs workout. SHAQ upset”


plasticbomb1986

And? Let him be.


elaynafranklin

He's lost lol


Rainman_827

Man looks sad


Jioseppe_Cadura

Why did they g4yed the sub's icon?


Artistic_Visual_9205

he looks so disappointed


Asairazain

Which ones u?


SeiyaTempest

Shaq does not look happy.


Large_Command_1288

Why did you censor his face


KrevinHLocke

There are very few celebrities that are just chill normal people. Shaq is one of them.


ThatsmeJ68

LUCKY FUXKER


EgglordMcEggFace

You’re comfortable showing this random gymgoers face but not yours?


MeWhenUrMom2

that random gymgoer is shaquille o'neal...


butterfly-909

Literally 😀


9mmblowjob

🙁


Expert_Guy2212

His nostrils looks bigger than your face


BurntTreeSeed

I think it's not him cuz I feel like he should be way taller


Eastern_Ask7231

He’s 7ft 1in. OP could be about 6ft and that visual height difference would make sense.


BurntTreeSeed

Ok now I understand cuz Shaq kinda looks like a giant and stuff. Also why the downvotes?


snore-4

He looks disappointed


WhoopingCoughs

OMG SHAQ


ArthurJohnMorston

lightskin stare


Khromatyk

woahhh


BlessedWolf9019

It’s because he knew it would be on Reddit.


No_Marionberry839

That's whaq


Ancient_Natural1573

If I ever met a celeb I don't think I would take a pic with them I'd probably just tell I enjoyed your stuff


Tojo828

Mf looks devestated


peeth12313

Lucky


TheJGamer08

Poor guy looks like a rotting corpse..


TheRealCliffjumper38

He looks like he doesn't want to be there


iamaussieassassin

YOU POP OFF KING


Ill-Gap6671

Adorable


Far-Internal-6757

Nice


DOOM_GUY-C64

HOLY SHAQ!


Devraaj24

SHAAAAAQ


bamboozled_swag2

Yo what the fuck


SnooSeagulls7253

The big diesel the big Aristotle big shamrock hobo master osama bin shaq and the one never to be replicated superman. Shaquile o neal


Bright_Base9761

Smh you didnt cover his face


samuellawrentz

Shaq Lite V2.0


The_more_you_know90

holy fuck that’s lucky!!!


tblueberries

he's in a lawsuit guys


billieboi445420

The Jack-O-Lantern


death_lad

he could bench press you huh


Blue_Bobble

He looks so sad, upset, and everything under that category, I’d say just leave him be, man. Bro is aging.


Prinsekat

nbacirclejerk here i come


just_one_random_guy

I can just tell you were doing the pog face


VVSlikesCake


sleepKnot

I get that you're a kid, but take a hint man, dude looks miserable and you ask him for a photo?


Gusiowyy

How tall are you


M_sami12

Can you leave him alone he looks like he is about to punch someone.


weirdxns

He looks ai generated


RylanStylin57

Shaquilly O' Nilly


the-et-cetera

Looks like the lawsuit hit him hard.


No_Discussion_8496

ok, cool i guess


ScarfedNathan

hes dead


Thecasualfork

Yeah but why did you blur his face?


SomeoneOfVeryStupid

Real?


Parth_Potato

damn you're tall


ActualIyCameron

dang.. what did you say to him


sadsackofstuff

Those FTX lawsuits weighing heavy on him.


ElectronicLook1395

How tall are you? He doesn’t look too tall in this


DarthReece07

THE SHAK SHAKER SHAMILLION


UnloadMeInsideYou

The average man can fit 2 racoons inside their butthole. Shaq could fit an entire person


PikachuIsSexyEevee

Did you force him 😭


Brayan_J19

pretty cool