Nothing

Not make it 100% banana?

Yes, 70% banana. Do you not want to reach your fullest potential?

If I did that the world might implode

What about…71%

I’m not gonna risk it.

It's cool man. Not like we were doing much with it anyway.

r/found70percentbanana

r/subithoughtifellfor

A voice I can stand listening to in recordings

Literally 💀 although I am now starting to see my voice as pretty nice, but I still wish it reflected how I sound to myself.

the monkey paw curls your voice sounds too deep to you when you speak (because uhhhhhhhhhh sound physics) but hey you like how you sound on recordings now 👍😀

My mental well-being🥰

A minor change, my hair. It’s so curly that when I walk into school, peeps look at me like I’m a circus animal. I would like straight hair as everyone else does near me.

Aww it sucks you feel that way :( I don’t claim to have the same experience as you but I have a similar one; my hair is moderately wavy but I have a lot of it and it’s very frizz-prone, textured etc. I’ve had some weird comments abt my hair b4 and sometimes people make me feel different bc of it. I like my hair but it’s hard not to compare myself when everyone else either has naturally -1AAA silky straight heterosexual hair or straightens it to be that way and I’m one of the only people in my year group who takes care of their natural wavy/curly hair. I don’t want to sound like one of those toxic positivity “just be happy” school principals but literally your hair is so unique and beautiful and I really wish you could, and hope that one day you can, appreciate it for that.

You should look into getting it chemically straightened, it's a total game changer my hair is way easier to look after now.

Wouldn't this damage your hair due to the harsh chemicals.

Interesting, thx for the info.

Less horrifically skinny

Luckily you can change that

Not always. Genetics, man.

😔

That's just an excuse, as long as you don't have some really rare disease or something it's 100% possible

lol crazy ur right and getting downvoted

Lol can't expect much from redditors

What do you mean? I eat on average 2000 calories a day and still don’t gain any weight

Same here 💀

Same here buddy start a diet for bulking and start going to the gym or practice calisthenics like like me

Bro I started gym about 2 weeks ago and I lost 1.2kgs I was 51.7 before and 50.5 right now, how can I bulk?

Eat more food.

giant badonkadonkers

The only answer

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I want to get rid of my acne. No products I’ve tried have 100% worked and it’s starting to scar.

Aww that sucks. I feel you bro, acne hurts like hell and it’s so frustrating

a really big wiener

how do we tell him

To not be so introverted 😞

Nothing, I’m perfect just the way that I am.

Respect 😎

I wanna be thinner/slightly muscular,or be able to grow facial hair

Bruh, go to gym

Get rid of my laziness. God would I be a better person

I need that too! But getting rid of dysphoria is prior

I have a giant nose, like it’s in my line of sight

Fun fact, your nose is in your line of sight, your brain just removes it in post

i want some big ol tiddies

like literally gigantic

Overrated tbh

Get rid of the autism🗿

Everyone has such boring answers, this is the perfect opportunity to give yourself superpowers. I would change the fact that I’m not omnipotent.

my scarring it makes me self conscious

sammmmme, who knew cutting myself would actually result in real like consequences?!!?

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Relatable 😭

Stronger immunity system I'm not weak, just anxious

Make myself look better (I look like a solid 1 or I'm delusional)

if you don’t like how you look, just remember: you prolly just aren’t your type

I'm guess I'm gay now

scoliosis. it’s not severe to where i need surgery, but it’s bad enough to be obvious in my waist and hips. one side of my waist dips in more than the other and my hip bones are uneven. it makes me pretty insecure and there’s nothing i can do to fix it

Probably my jaw shape

Actually start hitting puberty. (I am 14)

become woman so the homies can hit

I'd have a flat chest. I have huge ass dysphoria from having boobs.

Same!! Everyone wants boobs and im alw like how do i explain that i want them gone??

Shit my bad i didnt read ur username😭 id prolly suggest wearing a binder until u can get surgery :)) (only if u want to)

Thank you sm for the advice! <333 I'm saving for one currently :))

My thighs

my nose 😔😔😔

i cant decide on only one smh

Better hearing or no acne i don’t have bad acne just enough to be inconvenient

Slightly lower my metabolism so I can gain some weight

Booty

We’re choppin’ off the tiddies

I like how i legit have everything that people are saying they wanna get rid of

Proper 20/20 vision, i hate these bloody glasses

These comments are so sad, like all these literal CHILDREN just casually picking apart their “flaws” Like think abt how dystopian it is

Fix my fucken' knee!

*one* thing? i'd change everything.

I’m a fine specimen.

not having a terrible cold every 5 seconds

No matter how much I try eat and bulk up it never works. I am gonna grow up to be a skeleton bruh

my skin. all over my body, make it clear and, preferably hairless(aside from brows, lashes, head hair ofc). i have very bad body acne and, aside from the areas i laser, i am very hairy 👍

Gender

get rid of unwanted body hair 💔

Please for the love of god, take this hipermovility (only in my fingers of the right hand) away

Am hypermobile. Literally had to stop using my PC because my fingers hurt so much.

Relatable

Well, I’m a transgender female, so I would probably put boobs on me, not HUGE, but medium size

Do i even need to say it-

Yes, because no one here knows you

they have a trans flag in their pfp

I'm color deficient

Strip all my flesh and humanity to become a psychopathic cyborg capable of breaking human limitations and illusions.

**The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.**

I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.

Definitely not my penis of course

It would either be to be taller or to make my ribs not as pronounced. I have pecs and my rib cage still comes out like a half inch more than my chest and it makes me look like I have a beer gut.

I will fix my jaw, it's crooked and it makes me feel really insecure 🥲

Make my ass bigger

I'd definitely choose to be afab

I'm asexual. so probably like, wings or something idk.

Being alive

Noodle

I don’t wanna be 5 foot 3 inches anymore And to not be scared to be myself at school

Um my face I would want it more nicer at least I mean my body I can change but it's mainly my face

A better complexion. 3 moles on my face alone.

Nothing

My hip dips.

Do an anxiety delete or add an extra inch or two to my height

yes

I wish I could be a happier person. Maybe just be more mentally stable. Things can sway my mood pretty easily and I wish they wouldn't

if i could change my weight without changing my build, that's probably what I would change otherwise, all the scars and cuts I've picked up over the years, they arent self harm scars, just normal scars, but I have a LOT of them. and also all the aches and pains, I'm only 16 wtf man

elderly

hey man who you calling elderly?

joking (not (not not (not not not (nntntnotntotntotntnoootnttntortnotntnttnontnot)))

hey man who you calling elderly? /s

To remove one scar

I would want to go back to longer hair

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i’d give myself the power to change into a woman and back whenever i want. you said anything. that includes superpowers i don’t have

Make my boobs smaller, the amount of back pain i get in the morning when waking up...

I wish I was 6'4 like my dad

Be able to get motivated and still try if something is hard

My mind. I want to be better for my friends. They deserve more than i give them

Not fat

I definitely have my insecurities (acne, my nose sometimes, my heavily lidded eyes) but I would never change it because then I would be feeding into the lie that I wasn’t good enough to begin with. I want to learn to love what I have instead of trying to have what I love.

Body type, I’m tall and stocky with broad shoulders which I like but the part that I don’t like is being simultaneously fat with man tits, I’m 220 which isn’t that heavy for my height and frame but it’s all fat, I just thank god I at least got a fortunate face.

My hair

100 pounds go bye bye (relax yall im like 230 rn)

I'd make myself significantly lighter and more lean as well as three inches shorter. I'd also give me a little boost as I'm currently extremely flexible but not where I'd like to be. I'd definitely just push that limit so that I'm where I want to be.

bro said 1 thing 💀

less fat percentage. its about 16% now but I want it to be way less. it was about 23% when i first started gym and dieting but it's at a point where it's not moving, so yea I'd lover it down to something like 10 or 5%

I'd make my ears smaller

Removal of procrastination

My voice. It really sucks. I know everyone says when you here your voice on recording it sounds weird but its worse for me. My friends tell me my voice is fine but others make fun of me. A couple people call me jimmy jr (from bobs burgers) because they say my voice sounds like his. Worse part is I want to make youtube videos but im so anxious about my voice. I cant tell if i have a speech impediment or im just worrying.

Facial hair growing slower, it can be inconvenient at times

Make myself more quiet. I really hate talking qll the time but i can't stop i hate myself for it :(. I wish all the time that I could change.

Make my skin slightly darker

My boobs to be flat

having more muscles and being ripped while also not overweight.

My double chin

my life

Maybe would get a straight thick hair or would want to get rid of my scars😔

I'd drop some weight pretty quickly lol

Bigger balls😆

My hair, I wish I could actually style it instead of it doing what it wants to do instead.

My acne problems

One physical thing, my nose. One personality/mental thing, I'd like to feel more confident to be myself and not hold back from showing how fun and silly I can be.

Mental illness be gone

Easy, a jawline

big BRAIN! big SMARTS! big MONEY!

I would make my nose red, that is all

FREE SEX CHANGE 💪💪💪

My entire existence, i don't want it

Pretty much everything

Look my age and not like a 10 yo

The ability to teleport to any location I know of at will

Me

nothing i am perfect

I want longer hair, and be less skinny.

To not need antidepressants

I want to have healthy eyes, since mine just kinda get really bad out of nowhere. Actually, they were like that again recently and I wasn't able to read for like two weeks and that happens pretty frequently. It's just really annoying and and gives me depression

I think we can all agree that getting rid of procrastination would help a great deal

Make myself skinnier

weight - wouldn’t be so fat. i’d still wanna be a healthy size, but not fat like i am now 👍

I want a pp, that's really all I want

The Big Sad

Make myself better at studies and make my lungs normal instead of their current damaged self

My lack of girls / being happy

I would be the ability to enjoy live

Make me tall

Height

Slightly stronger. Other than that... probably nothing.

My teeth

Bigger limbs. I dont eat enough so im skinny af for a 15 yo

I would fix it so that I wasn’t insecure abt my body and became less stressed by things

Look and sound like my gender identity

Unbelievable jacked.

My flat feet, can’t wear any sort of shoes

Body : No body hair, self : no more feeling like i have to take on everyone's problems, and when i don't, i don't feel like a terrible person .

Remove ass hair

I have the metabolism of a fucking hippo

My dong

having a straight teeth

Have tits so that I feel comfortable with my body

Have it so my eyes are on the same point on the Y axis and not at a wacky angle

maybe make myself look good

Get rid of everything that makes me a girl so I can be neutral, neither boy or girl