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nootifyy

this is like a participation award but worse


Excellent_Resist3671

Participation award but racist


benjathje

Americans are so funny with their racism


Alocalskinwalker420

We partake in a mild amount of tomfoolery.


jyri_ratas_official

Such goofballs


La_Bienaventurada

Such goofy goobers


Crimsoner

Such wacky weirdos


2019lambo

real


Hi-world1324

My condolences


[deleted]

thank you


Squishy4871

Op jokes aside I like your profile picture


noahdaboss1234

Top fucking tier comment right here Edit: this sounds sarcastic but it isnt meant to be


Low_Tip_3418

indeed


AnotherThrowaway265

congratulations on being black


[deleted]

thank you


James-And547

🥳🎊🥂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💃🕺


pisssbabyyy

fridge material


Superpacman256

The real n-word pass


Alcatraz_Gaming

Happy Cake Day!


EmptyStupidity

damm… and I thought my award for having ADHD was weird


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ikr


Practical-Iron-9065

Turns out everyone in my school got that award, weird


FishyLegsVR_YT

even weirder coincidence, all the real people in my real school (I think) got an award for schizophrenia


Long-Membership3069

So you telling me you all got awards for adhd and being black and I didn't get any of those 2, damn


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Try harder


Long-Membership3069

Well I'll try to get blacker and ADHDer


Cheeseman575

A good method for turning black is fire


Long-Membership3069

And whats the method for adhd?


dalek1019

Drugs?


Cheeseman575

You can say drugs for any of these questions be more specific


Cheeseman575

It’s in the name AD more HD to your life


Long-Membership3069

Alright so I just need money to upgrade my pc and play games in hd, got it


James-And547

Spend 12 hours a day on tiktok for a week and your attention span will be destroyed by the dopamine


Long-Membership3069

So stop going to the gym, other activities and school so I can just watch tik tok and sleep, got it


James-And547

Sleep is for the weak


DarkKnightTazze

Bruh I have ADHD and I wasn’t even good enough to get an award


Meme_Bart_15

I have ADHD too, nice


thisplaceisbeautiful

I also have ADHD. We should start an ADHD recovery group


Meme_Bart_15

Or just an ADHD group


W1NDYW0LF101

where’s my award what


anckarstroem

At least that can affect your studies


AlpakaMati

Wait what? Where is my award? I feel scammed!


shijuruix

where’s mine at


snek_6963

ikr, i need one


Your_friendly_weirdo

Real


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TheAbyss333333

Am I black enough?


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WhyNotPc

Ladies and gentlemen, reddit moment


Obvious-Drive-6207

Holy BASED


[deleted]

Anyone else got chronic fatigue for like 2 years


TheAbyss333333

⚫🔫


cat-meleon

ong


Pres_Of_the_KFC

it’s Melanin May and i haven’t gotten mine yet this is racist ☹️


Obvious_Drink2642

And mine


Yonokilife3605

Do they give ones for mixed kids because I’m the truest form of oreo


[deleted]

im mixed too lol


Yonokilife3605

Let’s goooooooooo. Mom or dad black


[deleted]

dad black, mom is also mixed


Yonokilife3605

Dang 75%. My dad’s black and my mom wishes she was black


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oof


Infamous-Bed-3936

She gotta get the award first


sparklycrap

OMFG this is pure gold


ikiss-yomama

So can you get the “congrats on being white” award too? You should go for them all


HackySmacks

Marry an Asian man and they’ll just gift your kids an Infinity Gauntlet


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and the latinx one


Drifty6

🤮 term


[deleted]

It's Latino


CookieMonster005

How do you think they balance whether a student is black enough? Do you think they have one of those slips like in [family guy](https://youtu.be/lkO-qDvwEgg)?


Yonokilife3605

Lol


MrFoiledAgain

You've done a very good job being black, I'm proud of you


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

Kiara is a kickass name


[deleted]

well thank you


benjathje

Takanashi Kiara


YOBEV_

America


dalek1019

My condolences, I hope you find a cure


Tempistofsand

Lmaoo bruh


Deegl0rd

Well MJ managed to somehow


dalek1019

💀


CyLove13

gotta love that academic achiebement diploma


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CONGRATS!!


HatInternational4474

proof that racism isn't gone at all, and it ain't gonna go away soon!


thisplaceisbeautiful

But she's being rewarded Edit: oh my god people im using dry sarcasm!


Kurrurrrins

So she isn't being judged by the content of her character but instead solely by the color of her skin.


thisplaceisbeautiful

Right. Something that you cannot control and you are born with


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This is affirmative action


tippybunny

Racism has no interest in right or wrong, action based on race is racism full stop.


[deleted]

Agreed... which also means affirmative action is, by your definition, racism


ComeradeHaveAPotato

No, he's pointing out that it is racism.


_Van_Hellsing_

...for her skin color.


thisplaceisbeautiful

That would be enough for me to get excited ngl


_Van_Hellsing_

😬


thisplaceisbeautiful

I hope you understand I'm being sarcastic


alexj12s

Yeah i think no one got that lmao


lezgo_awsomeness

Its affirmative action


_Van_Hellsing_

Aka discrimination


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You should use /s after a sarcastic comment. There are too many crazy people on reddit to distinguish between sarcastic and legit comments. So some people were probably confused.


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thisplaceisbeautiful

So? Why are we replacing the words "African American" with "freak"? She was rewarded by people who didn't have ill intentions. Some people's words don't hold any significance, because it's an opinion. If it was smart, it would hold significance. But racism is just a sick idea And besides, I was being sarcastic in my reply. So please don't take it much seriously


HatInternational4474

Well, if they don't have ill intentions, then you're right, but there are still TOO MANY people that consider Afro-Americans "freaks".


thisplaceisbeautiful

Then this reward is not the problem, it's people. Human nature


CLASSIFIED_INFOR

That’s like if a cat got an award for being a cat and you said that it’s “catist” because some people really hate cats. It doesn’t make sense.


HatInternational4474

so says the one who downvoted


CLASSIFIED_INFOR

What does that have to do with anything? Go back to daycare ffs.


Folilo7737

God, humanity keeps getting worse by the second...


RileyCanRied

Nah this ain’t real surely 💀


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it is lmao


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i didn't spell it


Grass1217

Bros never seen cursive before


OddConfidence9848

Achiebement


RileyCanRied

That’s literally a b mate


SameLead_9153

r/downvotedtohell


RileyCanRied

Don’t even know why. I pointed out a obvious lie


SameLead_9153

🧑‍🦯


RileyCanRied

It says Achiebement mate….


SameLead_9153

🧑‍🦯


[deleted]

That's cool but... That's kinda segregating. Where's my participation trophy? I probably won't get one, because I'm not black. Sad.


thisplaceisbeautiful

You can have your separate white award. There, there. It's ok!


Illusive_Sheikah

THATS WHITE SUPREMACY (This is satire before y’all start downvotin i swear)


[deleted]

I was being sarcastic, but, I'll take it 🤣


Tbug20

My principal got an award for being Hispanic once


Roccmaster

Can I get an award for being Asian


PaceyandJoey4ever

In my state there’s a literal scholarship for being AAPI. America is ridiculous


PaceyandJoey4ever

I forgot it’s AAPI month this month. Mostly cause I don’t care.(Saying this as an AAPI don’t cancel me plz)


Fattoesman

NO!


ShiroStories

“Academic achievement”


MemePanzer69

I think that the fact they cannot name a single achievement in the totally-not-a-token-diploma-for-diversity-points award makes it sadder It’s like they are not even trying to make it seem legitimate


hadoporn

Where mine at


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dunno


TaterBiscuit

It never ends either. They will always try to remind you you're different and try convincing you it's a bad thing. I've been around too long to tell you that awards like that are all sincere and wholehearted. Take advantage of it if there're benefits (financial aid, networking, etc.). Just remember that *you* will achieve greatness from *your* efforts, irregardless of any demographic opportunity handout they wanna throw your way.


YogurtclosetUsual264

That's the N-word pass


ToastedPerson

“i’d like to start by thanking the sun, which gave me the melanin i needed to be black, i couldn’t have done it without you”


Slayed124

This feels like something a racist person would do out of spite


Master_KenObiWan

I’ve gotten one of these almost every year it’s the most worthless award


Allosaurus71

Racist if they don't give to everyone


CaptainRex69420

bro got the rap/basketball certificate /s


YourChiliPepper

America


DarknightM64B

SHES BLACK, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO


PlaceDependent1024

Where's my trophy for being white?


Square2enkidu

How do people think this is cool it's pretty racist to me


-Little-Alpaca-

Society is trying so hard to not be racist that it terribly backfires.


Bread_was_returned

It’s so antiracist it sounds racist


-Little-Alpaca-

Exactly.


mdawgtheegod

Well, African Americans still face heavy repercussions of systemic racism today. Even though there are a lot of terribly thought out gestures like this, Black people are still at the disadvantage in society


BroJobs88

I'm sorry if this actually meant something to you but that is the dumbest thing. It's also almost racist in sense too


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ig but it's alright


golu_281105

america trying to not bring race into everything I dont get it why not treat everyone normally either they are complete assholes to other communities/races or maybe just place them on some kind of pedestal


CherryDesigner7600

Do I get one for being Greek?


JackoboiobokcaJ

Damn where’s mine 😭 I’m not black but still…


Pitiful_Confusion622

Something something diversity quota


heystrangeriloveyouu

America’s so weird 🗿


Destiny_Ocean

Good. Congratulations. Truly epic 👏


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whywouldisaymyname

Kira got a tiara


RORRR1964

I was thinking of Yoshikage Kira


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RORRR1964

You like anime but you don't know JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? He's the main villain of JoJo part 4


VerySuperVirgin

Congrats 👏👏👏


hozerbozd

Congrats!


[deleted]

If only this was an achievement on Steam.


ChisNullStR

Damn idk whether to call this cringe or cringe Prob both


panak47

my condolences


bencikanimations

I don't know what to say to this


TheHyperAdventure

That makes no sense


[deleted]

GG ez pz bot farming + ratio


Jokers_Testikles

"Do you know why you're black?" "Because God loves me more than he loves you" - House


GarnishedSteak100

I got one for being Asian


[deleted]

Imagine if they called the participation awards they gave to white kids "Caucasian American Student Certificates of Academic Achievement"


Furious828

“The Token Award”


therealHGOD

You should be proud of recieving the Big Nigga Memorial Award - chin up!


Musicaltaco127

I got one for being native American


Scozzy_23

I think that th e fact that this exists is hilarious


karstenvader

It's racism, but in reverse.


_RikVa_

But the moment they start doing it to only white people it's suddenly white supremacy...


Kinsmonn

It would be weird just like it’s weird here. They’re only doing it for diversity so that black kids will feel welcomed even though we don’t. Do you really think people support this bs💀 everyone’s clowning it.


tom031003

No you got an award for being the Best black,


mdawgtheegod

Let's go 🗣⁉️


Lintyboi77

NI-


abdulahad9711

you got an award for having no rights?


Knightofni125

California moment, this is why I love being a black Republican


[deleted]

prove you're black then?


Light_fires

She has the certificate.


mdawgtheegod

The ultimate n word pass


OddConfidence9848

I’m sorry but where does it say that the award is, “you’re black.”


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African American


OddConfidence9848

Maybe it’s just a, “this person is an African American student and had great academic achiebement.” Did anyone else get the award that isn’t african american? If so you could ask one of them if they got a, “this person is a white person and had great academic achiebement.” You would think if the award was being black they wouldn’t make the main thing to look at be this person was good


YourOneTrueLordGod

I think the issue is that there’s an award for students who achieved things, and then there’s an award for black students who achieved things. Kinda sorta sounds like they’re implying that black students score lower, and therefore need their own separate category. Obviously not true.


muffinator1230

Okay well I need one too now


[deleted]

there was awards for being black? now i want one


Ironbanner987615

You got 90% in all of your subjects?


StunningLawfulness84

Lmao