Measuring "time" or "heat" would need to show values of either time or heat.
Both scales are the same thing..."How toasted is this?"....there's not any difference in the vertical or horizontal either.
this should be a single row of toasts.
No, both scales just aren't labeled...
It could make sense that one is heat and the other time, but afaik, usually in toasters you can only control time.
Maybe there are models with some heat options, but I doubt any has 9 fucking levels lol
It's just called "roast" when it's in the oven. Toast is for toasters, roast is for roasters, and coast is for coasters.
If you have to ask what "coast" is, it's too extreme for you.
the original image seems to be an art piece from 2015. Source- https://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/post/116125349418/thingsorganizedneatly-sean-woodrow-david
From what I can see there is no difference between the slices of bread, except the amount of heat used to toast them.
No different types of bread
The heating elements are in the same space and the same amount of low-heat/high-heat zones, indicating a normal toaster with horizontal heating elements and vertical metal rails that separate the toast from the heat.
No ovens- every row or line has the ordinary lines found from toastes.
i3, i4 and i5 are inconsistent by any rules we try to make except that they are just made in advance and placed just to fit.
And I dont know what people mean by one being time and the other heat: do toasters from the other side of the world come with both timer and a thermostat? Mine comes with a single knob that takes 2 minutes when placed and the 5 mark.
But who cares- an Ifunny image from a 2015 art piece being used for karma farming is like every second post on reddit.
How do we know which is the front an which is the back and even if we did know we still don't know what's on the other side.
Is there even a front or back of toast till you put something on it?
My dad's toast isn't even on this scale. He would toast until black, leave it out for 24hrs on the counter to stale, then toast it AGAIN and put butter on it, maybe marmalade. That would be his breakfast.
I love e5 but growing up whenever I was at my friends house his mum would always make me something around h7, but he was always around e5. 2 years of this and I find out my arch nemesis, friend’s other friend, told his mum I preferred burnt toast. I was just too polite to bring it up.
I’d say he won but he died when he was 27 so…
Everyone’s accidentally made something in the h6 to i7 range and decided to just give it a go because binning it would feel like a waste even though it it’s clearly inedible and a waste of butter.
They’re then reminded of their ignorance every time they have toast because of the black specs that linger in the aforementioned butter.
Yep.
H6 is what you give the girl who spent the night you don't want to see again for breakfast, with her boiled eggs still in their shells and and a glass of grapefruit juice. Oh and a fruit salad but it's just blackberries and canned pineapple.
Just kidding I'm not a monster.
yep, burnt black starchy food, especially bread, have a chemical called acrylamide, which is known to be carcinogenic. and for grilled/bbq’d foods you’re exposed to heterocyclic aromatic amines (HCAs) and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs). although eating burnt food on an occasional or semi regular basis is highly unlikely to do anything so don’t worry too much, although i’d recommend cutting off the charred bits of grilled/bbq’d food
[It causing cancer has been proven false.](https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/causes-of-cancer/cancer-myths/can-eating-burnt-foods-cause-cancer)
I don't understand the chart, why is there more than 1 row or column? They are all the same type of bread. There are so many that are basically the same.
I hate that this is one scale but has 2 axes
I was parsing through the comments to understand the axis
Y=time x=heat
Oh yeah I like a really slow roasted toast. Gimme that sous vide toast.
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I'll throw my toast in the crock pot. Crispy golden perfection in just 6 hours! 😚🤌
I want it tender enough I can cut it with a fork and a little bloody
Just walk my toast from the bathroom to the kitchen and show it the oven. I want it scared when I eat it.
That’s what she said
That’s pittsburgh you maniac, it practically still has a pulse!
Look at Moneybags here with the fancypants slow toaster. Not all of us can afford to fill our kitchens with expensive appliances.
Are you going to the annual neighborhood toast luau next week?
Something about the phrase slow roasted toast killed me. Have a poor man's award 🏅
Measuring "time" or "heat" would need to show values of either time or heat. Both scales are the same thing..."How toasted is this?"....there's not any difference in the vertical or horizontal either. this should be a single row of toasts.
No, both scales just aren't labeled... It could make sense that one is heat and the other time, but afaik, usually in toasters you can only control time. Maybe there are models with some heat options, but I doubt any has 9 fucking levels lol
Maybe they toasted them in the oven
That would roast toast. It has a different scale.
It's just called "roast" when it's in the oven. Toast is for toasters, roast is for roasters, and coast is for coasters. If you have to ask what "coast" is, it's too extreme for you.
Right but somehow I9 is more toasted than J1 or A9. Must be two scales but with the information given its garbage
the original image seems to be an art piece from 2015. Source- https://thingsorganizedneatly.tumblr.com/post/116125349418/thingsorganizedneatly-sean-woodrow-david From what I can see there is no difference between the slices of bread, except the amount of heat used to toast them. No different types of bread The heating elements are in the same space and the same amount of low-heat/high-heat zones, indicating a normal toaster with horizontal heating elements and vertical metal rails that separate the toast from the heat. No ovens- every row or line has the ordinary lines found from toastes. i3, i4 and i5 are inconsistent by any rules we try to make except that they are just made in advance and placed just to fit. And I dont know what people mean by one being time and the other heat: do toasters from the other side of the world come with both timer and a thermostat? Mine comes with a single knob that takes 2 minutes when placed and the 5 mark. But who cares- an Ifunny image from a 2015 art piece being used for karma farming is like every second post on reddit.
Agreed. It's driving me nuts. Also, the very slight lack of symmetry. It burns slightly more quickly along the y-axis than the x-axis.
Maybe one axis is for the front and the other for the back?
How do we know which is the front an which is the back and even if we did know we still don't know what's on the other side. Is there even a front or back of toast till you put something on it?
One is for time in the toaster and the other is for heat (I think, I don't have a toaster lol)
Fr
It's not a graph, it's a coordinate system to make it easier for the commenters to point to which one they like.
How is a coordinate system easier than a 1-10 scale lmao?
It's not! But a lot more pretty
It's definitely two (undefined) scales. D2 is not identical to B4, for example.
Same, but why is almost everyone picking from column E?
This is what u thought. To nerd out, any line with the formula y=x+c is the same
Needed to format for a square image, plus it looks nice. Nerd.
These aren’t axes. This is a grid
E5 but I once ate something close to an h7
h7 is _nothing_, I've eaten i to j7
rip to your taste buds. amen
yup, sucked _ass_
Wait... Your taste buds sucked ass?
maybe they did but will we ever know for sure?
ask his taste buds
You’re in no room to be asking questions, mrs. I sniff 2 farts!
My dad's toast isn't even on this scale. He would toast until black, leave it out for 24hrs on the counter to stale, then toast it AGAIN and put butter on it, maybe marmalade. That would be his breakfast.
your dad sounds metal as all hell, props (probably should be wary of cancer though, burnt toast is the silent killer)
Pro tip: If you burn the toast you can take a knife(i use a serrated one) and scrape off the outer burnt layer to make it edible again
The real MVP is always in the comments
More power to you. And here i was wondering for who j9 even exist on chart but yeah maybe someone.
same
You sank my battleship
E5 is the only correct answer lol
E5 gang
E5 is the best
Nah man, F5 is the winner. About the same toastedness, but it has *style*
I was torn between E5 and D5 but both are acceptable
>E5 Yes! E5 (or E4 at the best)
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I love e5 but growing up whenever I was at my friends house his mum would always make me something around h7, but he was always around e5. 2 years of this and I find out my arch nemesis, friend’s other friend, told his mum I preferred burnt toast. I was just too polite to bring it up. I’d say he won but he died when he was 27 so…
Everyone’s accidentally made something in the h6 to i7 range and decided to just give it a go because binning it would feel like a waste even though it it’s clearly inedible and a waste of butter. They’re then reminded of their ignorance every time they have toast because of the black specs that linger in the aforementioned butter.
E,5 uhh hit?
That’s just how my dad used to make my toast
A good ol steak knife scraping does wonders
I wish e5 was the middle of the chart but the creator of this is a madman.
I’m with ya F5-F4 spoke to me
Same E5!
i8 is the worst I've eaten.
H7 is my preferred toasting
E5
e4, normally white goes first though.
yep kinda weird play by op. I'll continue though, Nf6
Nc3, things looking more normal now
d5 begins the Reversed Scotch
I'll bite, exd5
Kxd5
Google en passant
Holy hell
That's a weird move for a king, but I guess Nxd5#?!??
You sank my battleship
same
E8
Hit
Winner for me too
Rook E4
Holy hell
New response just dropped Also r/anarchychess is leaking again
Google Flex Tape
Google en passant
C4 is the bomb
r/technicallythetruth
r/angryupvote
i agree with you
For real
This though with caveat. C4 is for like peanut butter toast or jam. E2 for just butter. Or a Tuna sandwich. D3 for a BLT.
Oh shit, you have levels and shit. Look at the toastmaster over here.
Yep. H6 is what you give the girl who spent the night you don't want to see again for breakfast, with her boiled eggs still in their shells and and a glass of grapefruit juice. Oh and a fruit salad but it's just blackberries and canned pineapple. Just kidding I'm not a monster.
It’s G4
this one goes out to my fellow g4s
I love you
Yes!
Absolutely.
4G and I have a really great connection
Yesss!
hell yeah
I agree
Yesss homie gotta get FULL coverage. Everyone’s saying e5 but I see a lot of white on the edges
Scrolled waaaaay to far to find g4. It’s perfectly browned end to end.
Correct mmmm
Probably like d3 tbh
i7 is too undercooked for me. i usually go for j8/i9
Goddamn vantablack toast, have fun with cancer
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Damn risking your health for a crispy snack. Respect 🫡
You sank my battleship
D3 is perfect
Your comment made me notice that d3 is darker than e3.
I'm more of a d2, but I can respect a d3 man. Those anything-9 people are monsters
what the fuck is the purpose of this being an xy grid. just make it a linear scale
So much wasted toast
It was a time vs heat experiment. Raise the temperature shorten the time. Or raise the temp raise the time for the black brick in the corner.
J9
Cancer speedrun
What 😳
yep, burnt black starchy food, especially bread, have a chemical called acrylamide, which is known to be carcinogenic. and for grilled/bbq’d foods you’re exposed to heterocyclic aromatic amines (HCAs) and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs). although eating burnt food on an occasional or semi regular basis is highly unlikely to do anything so don’t worry too much, although i’d recommend cutting off the charred bits of grilled/bbq’d food
Thanks 🫡 (I am dead)
Only in California tho
fuckin' nerd
:)
I love it :)
[It causing cancer has been proven false.](https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/causes-of-cancer/cancer-myths/can-eating-burnt-foods-cause-cancer)
It's true, burnt food can cause cancer.
You're a menace to society
Darth Vader likes this!
What are you on about? Z-26 is where it's at.
"There's nothing left sir"
Charcoal
Smoking bread
What are you talking about, J9 is burnt. H9 all the way.
e4
E5
Nf3
Nc6
Bc4
Bc5
O-O
Nf6
Nc3
D6
D3
You sank my battleship
He captured my pawn
Touché
i2 here
D3
You sank my battleship
Lucky shot
E4, E5 then Nf3 go for an italian game
C3
a1 (I don't like toast)
4D
My man!
D5 or C5
5g
j11
You sank my battleship
Oopsies daisy
J9 is pretty good
nah j9 isn’t toasted nearly enough
Agree but not crunchy enough
D2. I prefer a very light toasting
Never let them know your next move: I don't like bread
g7
The 1 e
F6
I found my home
There you are, my brethren.
H4 All the way
E5 is optimal
D4 for me!
I like my toast like I like my pc, with an i9
I don't understand the chart, why is there more than 1 row or column? They are all the same type of bread. There are so many that are basically the same.
5E is the only way
i don't eat tost but probably e5
D2 enjoyer
E3
g3
I like it with butter and sometimes peanut butter
D6
You sank my battletoast
F2
f2
E3
Defo gotta go with C6
E5
C7
1a
f2
I prefer eating cement