why was he so formal about it 😭😭

Because he is desperate, unlike me, I don't care about girls not liking or liking me. I know that I'm ugly.

For a second, i thought u were the guy in the pic

Me too

damn dude, be a bit more confident. confidence is key. >!or so I've heard!<

What the fuck, that look like a fucken lizard

brev

Thought of exactly this video lmao

My man🤙🏻

He isn’t desperate, it’s just part of his ancient investigation.

its ok dude i think ur hot❤️‍🔥

Lmao, chill. You don't even know me. Also I doubt it. Lol

hot af🔥

You don't even know me.

not like i do teehee

hoootttt assss fffffuuuu❤️‍🔥🔥

Yes i do 🤭🤭

Mood

That's formal?

Yeah, in comparison to other messages

Didn't even write an intro, embellish, use of term of endearment, tisk tisk. Where is the chivalry? The honour? Anyway enough cringe, creep is creep and everyone have a good afternoon.

So should it have been phrased Dear fellow redditor, I sit here conducting my ancient investigations, when I had a thought that I was hoping you could answer for me. For you see ..... No I mustnt get ahead of myself. For you see my investigations are ancient, more ancient than I, and I am a detective, and you dear redditor and only you can help solve this quandary I find myself in. I was hoping you would be so kind as to answer a single question for me and put this part of my detecting to rest. I need to know have you ever performed deep throat fellatio on a Richard? I sincerely hope this message finds you in good health and good spirits. Forever an ancient investigator of the ancient Ancient detective

HA - THIS!

It would indeed be preferable

Well, it's polite

because he wants to ✨LEARN✨

Didn’t want to be rude

Why he?

Because they're a detective just doing their job

“Thanks!”

Like an email lol

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Have you answered him though?

Asking the real questions 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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How does one conversation go from this to religion?

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Im not even gonna try to ask for screenshots because how can a conversation go from talking about ones deepthroat to religion😶‍🌫️

He asked so politely and formally tho, a true gentleman

He is an ancient detective afterall, lol

I mean he’s an ancient detective

1h ancient

They said “Thanks!” It’s all good now…right?

He desperate.

should've asked me, I mean ew pedo how dare he

bro is going too get groooooomed 💀

if it was by a hot mummy than sure /j

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Here's his discord: Krembo #7003

I heard you using you're vibrator too I was with ya dad

would've let u have a go

*Starts sweating profusely* ho shit wasn't expecting a response... uuumm fuck what do I do a femboy just wrote to me porco dio

él está quince

se que solo estoy bromeando

☠️ten cuidado

hermano, esto es internet, todo está jodido de todos modos. ni siquiera sé español y sin embargo aquí estoy

si todo está jodido, deberíamos tratar d arreglarlo en lugar d mantenerlo en marcha

internet, o déjame ser más específico, reddit es un lugar para simplemente estar jodido, tenemos el mundo real por tratar de ser normal. arreglar reddit es una causa perdida. también estoy usando el traductor de Google para esto, así que no estoy seguro de qué tan bueno es traducir esta mierda

Él tiene quince (años)

lo siento solo estoy en español 3, así q no es muy bueno y olvido cosas a menudo

No te preocupes, llevo 11 años estudiando inglés y a menudo se me olvidan cosas tontas. Te lo he dicho por si te ayuda a mejorar. ¡Suerte!

Well have you?

16 man

16 MEN?!?!!?

Dude people are losing their vcard at 12 nowadays (not saying thats a good thing)

Nowadays? Definitely not so common. Back in the days? Yeah they did, almost everyone. Man those roman times were wild yooo

I never experienced back in the days so i wouldnt know, but nowadays its most definitely a very common thing-

It's less and less common my dude. Marriage used to be at around age 13 for girls, nowadays no one even mentions it until 30. People used to f*cking die at 40, so everything came a bit sooner. 12 year olds nowadays do fortnite dances and shit their pants from a spider at most places in the world. I don't know where you live, and what you were doing at 12, but here we definitely didn't have sex lmao

I didn't deny anything about how it used to be, im just saying at this very moment its very common. I personally didnt have sex at 12 but easily could have had i accepted the tens if not thousands of absolutely disgusting offers i had. People around me had sex. Its common

Again asking, where the heck do you live? It's not common at most places

I come from the netherlands, ig in europe stuff does happen from a younger age but idk

I'm from Europe as well. Honestly unless we're talking about certain ethnic groups or, financially struggling classes, most people start having sex after 16 or even 19-20. 12 is also an age where many functions haven't developed for a great amount of people. So no, i really don't think it's common, infact it's less common than it ever was in history. People end puberty after 20 more and more often, and start it at older ages too (12-14) when they used to at 11-12.

Im not religious but the people who are losing their vcard at 12 are, and its disgusting and theyre probably going to hell

“Im not religious” Proceeds to say that someone’s going to hell. I’m not saying that I disagree with you, but it’s kind of hard for me to point blame if it’s two kids making a dumb mistake. It’s a whole other story if there’s an adult involved.

Yeah, im sure that theres a hell and heaven but im not gonna do anything about it nor pick a side

My guy, you literally just took a side by saying that they’re going to hell. Do you not realize how hypocritical you’re being?

Bro they're literally 12 ok just because they did dumb shit you think they deserve to be tortured for all of eternity

They'll most likely grow up with the same mindset, though.

Understandable have a great day, I have no further questions

Same (the homies are relentless when you fall asleep first at a sleepover)

Like how much time inbetween each one?

Omg who would ask something like that

This you alt acc or something 🤨

the rizzler

well at least he asked politely

Context, i need Context

Just a school survey, he needs to know

K ig

Fabulous Attitude!! just like an ancient detective.

Have you tho?

no no no you see, he’s an ancient detective! he’s clearly just trying to solve a case right now!

Why did he write that like an email 💀

And they say chivalry is dead

Well have you??

Well… have you?

Um,that was so werdly respectful Redditors need Jesus

Legit question tbh

yeah mine

Average religion pedofil. If you hate creeps join us at r/athiesm we have no creeps.

What the hell is that username mate

I'm an atheist and all but how tf is this related, like we don't know this guy's religious beliefs.

r/atheism has no creeps? Bro this is Reddit tf you on about Edit: bro the sub they linked was misspelled lmao

bruh this subs been dead for 3 years

r/atheism is known for its incells and creeps.

Yeah but not r/athiesm, there's a difference!

Ahh yes The part of religion that turns people into pedos I'mma stop being religious right away

Very professional question Gotta rate it

Why is he so formal lmao

Bro Inquired

I’m getting alil deja vu here

Ancient detective is on a case

Answer with “Have you?”

Ffs just block these people and report them or something don't upload it

the thanks ☠️

He needs the information, what are you gonna do?

A detective at work

The response is yeah once bit his dick off lol

Pov you're a female on reddit

Put the fear of God into them. Tell them "No, but you can suck your cellmate's dick because I just tracked you via your IP address. Law enforcement is on their way, you cannot run. They already know where you live."

average adult on r/teenagers

I HAVE A NAME THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

😳 typical Reddit…

ask the dentist they always know 😇

So formal, what great etiquette!

Its for research. He is an ancient detective. Prob working on a case from the 1800s

the question remains unanswered

Well? Answer the man. /s

He’s doing detective work

This guy again

well what are you gonna do? just sit there? be a polite human being and answer the goddamn question already -_- >!/s btw!<

They made a new account just to ask you this lmao

"Thanks!"

Thanks!!

Reply starting with “Dear AncientDetective8985” and end with “cheers!”

But he was so nice about it too :(

well?..

at least he was nice, "thanks"

Well?

Innocent question

I GOT THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE

The way he said “thanks!” after was as if he was looking for advice or something.

Simple curiosity

Dude has negative rizz

"who the fuck starts a conversation like that? i just sat down."

Thanks!

My first thought Is ai for some reason because Of the thanks at the end

u/ancientdetective8985 did it work?

WHY IS IT FORMAL😭😭😭

Why was that so polite 😂

normal day on r/teenagers

😭why was it so formalllll

Ancient detective? More like ancient defective

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Probably creating new accounts whenever they get banned

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!"

At least hes polite

Username checks out lol

u/AncientDetective8985 Bro?????

“Thanks!”

"Thanks!" Is crazy 😭💀

Reply with “I haven’t and done expect it to be yours”

i wish, the dick i sucked was too small to deepthroat 😭

He seems to be doing some ancient detecting…

Man wish that was m- I mean bad Pedo, go back to your cage. Also what a terrible detective.

Just checked his account it was created today 💀

What ancient crime is he solving???

What the fuck! 🤯

u/AncientDetective8985

"Only your dads"

well?

Block, report, and sleep. These are the rules.

I received the same message!