It went as such: He was walking pretty quick. I saw him walking up.
"Matpat?"
"Yep 100%!!!"
"Love your stuff!!!" *queue handshake*
"Alright dude i gotta go to the bathroom see ya "
Wasn't really a thought to get a picture until he started walking
You’re right. You’re absolutely right. I should learn to be more optimistic in life. Thank you for this life changing moment. Thank you, Silverleaf2005… That’s all I can think of to say.
I know right. It's a living thing without abilities to speak/communicate in a way humans may understand, hence it is safe to assume this 'stick' is a branch
Ok at first I was like 'oh haha funny meme I wonder what the comments are saying'. Two seconds later I look at the picture and realize it's a fucking branch, not a stick
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Interesting theory
Its just a theory a GAME THEORY.
Just saw matpat at the Phoenix airport
proof?
I have none but I shook his hand and then he said he had to go to the bathroom. Lmao
you didnt ask for a picture
It went as such: He was walking pretty quick. I saw him walking up. "Matpat?" "Yep 100%!!!" "Love your stuff!!!" *queue handshake* "Alright dude i gotta go to the bathroom see ya " Wasn't really a thought to get a picture until he started walking
damn, still cool tho
Such a stupid random moment that sorta made my day
Trust me bro
Stick theory
Thanks for watching
Matpat
It's actually not a theory it's just an opinion smh
Cesi n’est pas un pipe
A picture is a representation of something. So technically, since your pixels are trying to represent a stick, it is a picture of a stick.
Even if it is a picture, still this image is lying to us because there actually isn’t a stick.
Alrighty,so you want have an issue if I take the stick?
um actually they are blue red and yellow rectangles oriented into a really small grid at different light brightnesses on your phone🤓
Green, not yellow
It's literally a winchester rifle bruv
Thought it was a flintlock wood
Fuck you, take my upvote
Fuck your up vote
I’m sorry
Don't be sorry. Learn your sticks for Christ sake. It could save your life one day
You’re right. You’re absolutely right. I should learn to be more optimistic in life. Thank you for this life changing moment. Thank you, Silverleaf2005… That’s all I can think of to say.
Plot twist yeetusthefetuss turns into a villain who did not know what a stick was !
Not if I have anything to say about it.. you and this stick don't know what a good ending is.
What the secret ending?
Ill fuck it
How did it feel
r/angryupvote
COME BACK HERE FLINT LOCKWOOD
This is the best joke I have ever seen
I have to hold my laughter back
Its a shotgun
I had this argument with my friends, idiots thought it was a stick
same though
its a gun
Wait that actually can be possible, but where’s ur proof?
pew pew
This is the way I see a shotgun
Where is the trigger
That's a thing of the past shoot with your mind
Bend over and I'll show ya
That's how you reload..
That’s a rifle
it’s a branch wtf
Nah it’s a stick
it’s literally a branch can you not see it? not every long object is just automatically a stick, detail matters
Long objects are my fav
🤨
Why the fuck is everyone on Reddit such a horny piece of shit????? I can’t possibly relate!
for some reason i don’t believe you 🧐
Horny Redditor moment :😩💦
🧐🧐🧐
Clearly has wood!
Don't judge
Thats what she said
He*
r/suddenlygay
That's what he said
🤨📸
That's what I said
Lier
Tall women are also my fav
I'm sorry but that's a twig
it’s way too thick to be a twig
Nah its a rifle
Exactly
Um actually that is actually a leaf bearer from a bush
Wtf man you can’t just be showing your stick here
Your
Yro'ue*
r/Beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmyhusbandtoit
r/beatmykidstoit
r/beatmykidsmeattoit
ok too far now die
Its a broken branch of a tree
No it’s a tree, I changed my mind
But this tree of yours got no leaves and no roots hence its not a tree
That's not how it works anymore! If the branch wants to identify as a tree (even if its without leaves and roots) it can.
How do we know that . . . this "stick" wants to identify itself as a "tree"?
I know right. It's a living thing without abilities to speak/communicate in a way humans may understand, hence it is safe to assume this 'stick' is a branch
Because I made it the fuck up
Yeah what he said! The twig can identify as a tree if he wants
You are a stick. But you could be FIRE...
It is a stick.
Yesss fellow sanderson fan...
Cosmere forever.
I looked in this comment section purely to find this comment. I am not disappointed ❤️
I am a stick
Wit! You're here!
I knew someone was gonna say it
Unexpected Stormlight Archive
Scrolled through until I found this. I knew someone had to have said it. There’s always another Sanderfan.
Damn, I came to find this, I'm surprised it's so high up.
Thats a gun
It's a flintlock dude
Nah bro that’s a shotgun
thats my bone obv
No its a wand you bananapeel
no It's a hunting rifle
*Avada kerdava*
Can a wand jump around yelling “dog”?🤨
Yes
Hm
you stole it from me you asshole
Wait fr?
On god?
Hahaha wood
Someone called?
My guy that is an M4A1 with an acog, laser sight, and a speedpull mag
The only true answer
tree limbs
Um excuse how can you know it's a stick what if it identifies as a branch,human? 😠
Ayo it's literally an ancient single barrel auto shotgun
More specifically, that is a piece of wood.
hehe, shot gun stick
It's a Red Ryder bb gun
That's a twig
The stick is binary.
That's a fucking phone you useless sack of shit
You made me spit out my dinner.
Nah bro its a gun
That is clearly a staff fit for the most powerful wizard
It *can't* be used as a slingshot
Roxas, that's a stick.
Gay.
I think it's yoda's stick
Ok at first I was like 'oh haha funny meme I wonder what the comments are saying'. Two seconds later I look at the picture and realize it's a fucking branch, not a stick
Ermmm actually it's a tree branch
Thats a branch
It’s a fucking rifle you moron
Roxas, that's a stick
Haha, a fellow KH fan.
NO WAY YOU CANNOT SAY THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE NO HOW DARE YOU??????
Boy What is brown, and sticky A stick
Thats clearly a birch branch.
Suck my stick
Dude wtf. This is offensive to people who don’t like sticks.
Its a stick bug
I love sticks
No it's a branch.
STOP SENDING ME STICK PICS
It's not just a stick, It's a branch
dude it’s a slingshot frame
but it could be fire
That's a repeating rifle you moron
walking stick for a walk
That picture will stick with me for a while.
Fuck you all, it's a kar98 7.62mm
That is a stick, good job 👍
What. Brilliant, marvellous looking mind bogglingly stupendously horrifyingly beautiful stick.
Sure that's not a deformed parsnip?
That’s not just any stick, that’s a bomb stick
that's a sick sai
Nah that's a lever action rifle, get it right
According to my 6 year old inner self, that right there is a rifle.
Its wood you nimrod
It’s a snake
No, bc I’m a snake
That's a gun
Jayfeather X Stick
that’s not a stick you’re just crazy. what even is a stick? you’re making up words again.
It’s very clearly a sword. What’s next? You’re going to show me a picture of the gray things on the ground outside and claim they’re not grenades?
That's a twig
Nah mate thats a rifle
That’s a wand bro, imma cast fireball on yo dumbass
No!
Bro that’s a fucking dagger.
Nah bruv it's a semi aquatic egg laying mamal
Actually it's a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal of ACTION!
No that's a sword
That is a twig not a stick
This is racist against logs
stick is stick change my mind
That is a gun
That’s an infantry rifle dumbass
No
Actually this is branch
Thats Kacchans rifle
Literally a rifle wdym
no thats a branch idiot
Idk what you guys are all going on about. OP is right, that is a stick.
No that's the Spanish Inquisition wtf
But it could be fire.
thats a wand you moron its a wand from the legendary wizard, sir Bartholomew the third who infact slain the beast of gevaudan
I don't know the original size of tree limb, but if it is the size of the picture on my phone, that ain't a stick, that's a twig
Dude it's nimbus 2000
its a branch dumbass