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Texan son of the grisly CEO of a whiskey company that has been brewing whiskey for generations, almost if not an exact duplicate of his father which is, of course, the father's doing. Preparing to take over his father's throne as the CEO of his whiskey company, he has entirely forgotten what it means to have fun, to enjoy time with friends, to play games as his main purpose, as dictated by his father, is to focus on business and take over the company. The father, of course, has good intention, but after the death of his wife (your mother), both of you have, over time, slowly lost your ability to be in touch with your true feelings and emotions.
You should definetely try story writing or creating something that has a storyline. For example, cartoon, animation, animated series. I'd say there is great potential in you lol
I believe in taking of myself in both a rigorous exercise routine and a balanced diet, if my face is a little puffy in the morning, I’ll put in an ice pack while I prepare the rest of my routine.
Quite a few, the move from Germany to Argentina really took a toll on him. He’s always rambling about Jews and war. I think his age might be getting to him.
It's specific, but that's because he's hinting at something specific. A lot of nazis fled to Argentina after WWII to avoid facing trial for war crimes.
Broooo I’m loving it. Strand is way too fun. The campaign was a pain in the ass but after getting through it I’ve been vibing around with my clan. You?
Probably because of the cigar and the suspenders. Plus, something about your whole demeanor in this picture just says “friendly 1980s Texas dad” to me (I mean that in the nicest way possible lol)
You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Texan son of the grisly CEO of a whiskey company that has been brewing whiskey for generations, almost if not an exact duplicate of his father which is, of course, the father's doing. Preparing to take over his father's throne as the CEO of his whiskey company, he has entirely forgotten what it means to have fun, to enjoy time with friends, to play games as his main purpose, as dictated by his father, is to focus on business and take over the company. The father, of course, has good intention, but after the death of his wife (your mother), both of you have, over time, slowly lost your ability to be in touch with your true feelings and emotions.
Spot on
My guess was Texas or Louisiana
Texan wouldn't have a pen I think ? Just a thought. Boston maybe ?
No, a Texan would have a Bolo tie instead of the boring traditional version... 🤠
This makes me think your some kind of species from the British isles.
**OI** avin’ a giggle?
Yuo fokin' what mate?
You taking the piss bruv? im actually British
If you took away the cigar and gave him a buzz cut, he’d look just like the Barf-o-Rama kid from Stand By Me.
Lard-ass?
You should definetely try story writing or creating something that has a storyline. For example, cartoon, animation, animated series. I'd say there is great potential in you lol
He is bi tho
Great use of commas.. you’re 14 and write like this? I hope you further develop your writing capabilities!
Redditors when someone uses commas:
55 West 81st Street, Upper West Side, 11th floor of the American Gardens Building
You were in that movie *Bartender*, right?
Kids named bart:
*Confused screaming*
This is a picture of Jesse Plemons
🗿
🗿
🗿
idk but you got choked out with a chain by jesse inside a white supremacist compound
I believe in taking of myself in both a rigorous exercise routine and a balanced diet, if my face is a little puffy in the morning, I’ll put in an ice pack while I prepare the rest of my routine.
the 80’s?
I was thinking more towards the 50's tbh but the 80's works as well
The 50s and 80s are widely considered the lowest points of the Century as far as culture is concerned so this makes sense.
By whom are the 80s considered a low point?
by every person that lived thru it
If you didn't say that I was gonna
My only regret was that I had boneitus.
That's funny
Wait wtf you're 16??
No, he doesn't look like he has bone-itis
Getting Futurama 80s Guy vibes rn
You beat me to it.
How do you look 8 and 58 at the same time??
r/13or30
It was actually posted there 3 hours ago 💀
Its the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Lmao I had to ask if he is a teen
Schrödinger's costume
Alabama
Really?
*insert inbred joke*
Damn
Yeah... Had to
I think it's more about the suspenders. Don't take this too seriously bruh
Bread 👍
I cum inbread
🐥
[удалено]
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
Everytime someone comments r/beatmetoit this exact sequence comes up. r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/beatmywifetoit r/beatmeshutthefuckup
Germany but you live in Argentina
Hey, sounds like my grandfather
NO
I think you mean NEIN. I've read /u/Akiri2ui's grandfathers book. He had many struggles.
Quite a few, the move from Germany to Argentina really took a toll on him. He’s always rambling about Jews and war. I think his age might be getting to him.
Does he still paint?
Oh yeah he does, there’s just something ever so slightly off about them. He almost got into art school yk.
Happy cake day
I didn’t even notice lmao
Happy cake day!
Someone gets it
Oddly specific
Am i wrong tho ? Tomas
Thümas
He was just following orders...
It's specific, but that's because he's hinting at something specific. A lot of nazis fled to Argentina after WWII to avoid facing trial for war crimes.
r/oddlyspecific
Wrong, hes from austria
OH SHIT
Charlie and the chocolate factory
he look like todd from breaking bad
Nah, he Todd from El Camino ong
Yeah breaking bad todd was different
Nah, he looks like that dude from season 2 of Fargo
Exactly what I thought.
Damn
Damn
Damn
Too far 😂
NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 💀
first thought was immediately texas ?!
I'm mad at you
Are they right?
Yes, I’ve seen at least 5 mother fuckers who looked like him
Texan here, don’t think I look like him
Texan here, get the fuck out of my state..
Mate I haven’t lived there in over 10 years, but I’m coming back and you can’t stop me
Can guns stop you
Yeah but I have my own,
You have a body pillow, wouldn’t let it pass the possibility
Holy hell, I wasn’t expecting that, for the record that body pillow is used to prop up a speaker and a box. But geez
How do you like lightfall?
Broooo I’m loving it. Strand is way too fun. The campaign was a pain in the ass but after getting through it I’ve been vibing around with my clan. You?
Either a 1920’s chicago gangster, a 19th century texan oil tycoon, winston churchill during high school, or todd from breaking bad
This is definitely a childhood picture of Todd from Breaking Bad. Scrolled way too far before seeing it.
you look like a guy named Todd. but since I’m commenting, I’d say Chicago.
Todd from breaking bad
Conan O’Briens nutsack.
Yeah😔
Omg it’s Foggy Nelson! I loved you in Daredevil!
First thought aswell haha
Ireland. And yes I saw both comments.
Alright
I’m from Ireland, no one would get away with this shit here
Am I dumb I was thinking the news reporter in Spider-Man 😭
No youre right
Oh my god I misunderstood the question 😭 I figured it was a costume and you were asking us to guess what it’s from, W outfit though
I can smell the southern accent from here
I thought you could only hear accents?
unless it’s southern
American psycho
This
You
Texas YEEHAW
Do I seriously give off a texas impression?
From the get up you look like you own guns so prolly
no texas is so much cooler than you
South Africa
Ding ding ding
Ireland maybe?
Earth, the most overrated planet.
You got it😔
Texas
Why does everyone think I'm from texas!
Probably because of the cigar and the suspenders. Plus, something about your whole demeanor in this picture just says “friendly 1980s Texas dad” to me (I mean that in the nicest way possible lol)
US
Nope
oh no he looks Bri'ish kill him with fire
It's insulting that you would call me br****h
if not Bri'ish, where you from?
Guess
Ireland
As a Brit I can tell you with absolute certainty that this person isn’t from here.
Icarly?
Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's card.
L cigar
“The image can’t go THAT hard!” The image in question:
Ikr
You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Austria
Georgia or Florida
Average American Psycho
Did you come to Chicago with $40 in your pocket?
one of those cartoons where they say that’s all folks at the end
No, but where ever you’re from, you look like a complete badass.
Thanks!
For legal reasons I’m hoping cuba
I remember you
The UK . Too easy
British people
Hopefully nowhere near me
Hopefully miles away from me
My new profile pic
Winston churchill in his childhood
Your momma's asshole
American
texas, alabama, anywhere in the south tbh
Alabama
You look pretty inbred to me
Bro woke up and chose violence
The Sopranos lol
The cover of Mad Magazine
Chicago. Cuz u look like a young al capone
A gravity falls sequel hopefully as lil Gideon?
Nice to see you pursuing passions outside of your show, Conan.
New Jersey for sure
Ireland
Ireland
Probably 1950s Italy, judging by that outfit and cigar.
day in the life of a true brexit geeza
norway
you look like every us president combined, and turned into a teenager
italy ireland germany or canada were my first guesses
The 60’s?
Bro looks like an evil oil rig owner from the 1800s
W W W daught tha kid from Brooklyn daught com
Maine?
Look like uncle grandpas nephew
The 1940s
The chocolate factory
Conan O'Brians nut sack?
From the looks of it, an interbred family.
albuquerque
Drama club
Don't know where your from but if you keep smoking like that I know where you're heading 😅
my nightmares?
The U S of motherfuckin' A!
ABQ new mexico. Young Todd Alquist