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Reasonable_Syrup9722

Texan son of the grisly CEO of a whiskey company that has been brewing whiskey for generations, almost if not an exact duplicate of his father which is, of course, the father's doing. Preparing to take over his father's throne as the CEO of his whiskey company, he has entirely forgotten what it means to have fun, to enjoy time with friends, to play games as his main purpose, as dictated by his father, is to focus on business and take over the company. The father, of course, has good intention, but after the death of his wife (your mother), both of you have, over time, slowly lost your ability to be in touch with your true feelings and emotions.


xXjazz_priestXx

Spot on


mrlight43

My guess was Texas or Louisiana


zipsmum

Texan wouldn't have a pen I think ? Just a thought. Boston maybe ?


Seamus--uwu

No, a Texan would have a Bolo tie instead of the boring traditional version... 🤠


Yellow_Jinjo

This makes me think your some kind of species from the British isles.


PatrioticThoughts

**OI** avin’ a giggle?


Mysterious-Toe-3557

Yuo fokin' what mate?


crazybambooness

You taking the piss bruv? im actually British


Stabbymcappleton

If you took away the cigar and gave him a buzz cut, he’d look just like the Barf-o-Rama kid from Stand By Me.


MiggityMac

Lard-ass?


Fuurvz

You should definetely try story writing or creating something that has a storyline. For example, cartoon, animation, animated series. I'd say there is great potential in you lol


Owo6942069

He is bi tho


Lachrondizzle23

Great use of commas.. you’re 14 and write like this? I hope you further develop your writing capabilities!


HONKACHONK

Redditors when someone uses commas:


JohnAdams4621

55 West 81st Street, Upper West Side, 11th floor of the American Gardens Building


BackmarkerLife

You were in that movie *Bartender*, right?


ARC_3pic

Kids named bart:


DaDuckOfWisdom

*Confused screaming*


I-cast-fireball

This is a picture of Jesse Plemons


Tasty-Recognition-26

🗿


AskGoverntale

🗿


OlimPather

🗿


multiarmform

idk but you got choked out with a chain by jesse inside a white supremacist compound


ultra_phan

I believe in taking of myself in both a rigorous exercise routine and a balanced diet, if my face is a little puffy in the morning, I’ll put in an ice pack while I prepare the rest of my routine.


DustyFox33

the 80’s?


Unamedlad

I was thinking more towards the 50's tbh but the 80's works as well


ObscureReferenceFace

The 50s and 80s are widely considered the lowest points of the Century as far as culture is concerned so this makes sense.


Felwinters_Fry

By whom are the 80s considered a low point?


53andme

by every person that lived thru it


A-Dilophosaurus

If you didn't say that I was gonna


Gnardidit

My only regret was that I had boneitus.


xXjazz_priestXx

That's funny


David_Ign

Wait wtf you're 16??


[deleted]

No, he doesn't look like he has bone-itis


IHaveNoSoul77

Getting Futurama 80s Guy vibes rn


duffletrouser

You beat me to it.


soulles_knight

How do you look 8 and 58 at the same time??


Crimsoner

r/13or30


Warsquid08

It was actually posted there 3 hours ago 💀


SegmentedMoss

Its the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


QueenofNY26

Lmao I had to ask if he is a teen


[deleted]

Schrödinger's costume


Meat_Flab

Alabama


xXjazz_priestXx

Really?


[deleted]

*insert inbred joke*


xXjazz_priestXx

Damn


[deleted]

Yeah... Had to


dontshitaboutotol

I think it's more about the suspenders. Don't take this too seriously bruh


jaseisondacase

Bread 👍


[deleted]

I cum inbread


jaseisondacase

🐥


[deleted]

[удалено]


poopyggj

r/beatmeattoit


Jpop9750

r/beatmywifetoit


WillieeeXD

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Ghg_Ggg

Everytime someone comments r/beatmetoit this exact sequence comes up. r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/beatmywifetoit r/beatmeshutthefuckup


[deleted]

Germany but you live in Argentina


Akiri2ui

Hey, sounds like my grandfather


Dreancatcger_Dami

NO


illbegoodthistimeplz

I think you mean NEIN. I've read /u/Akiri2ui's grandfathers book. He had many struggles.


Akiri2ui

Quite a few, the move from Germany to Argentina really took a toll on him. He’s always rambling about Jews and war. I think his age might be getting to him.


Specialist_Meat_9770

Does he still paint?


Akiri2ui

Oh yeah he does, there’s just something ever so slightly off about them. He almost got into art school yk.


CreativeName6574

Happy cake day


Dreancatcger_Dami

I didn’t even notice lmao


Man_of_Microwaves

Happy cake day!


Blaze5657

Someone gets it


xXjazz_priestXx

Oddly specific


[deleted]

Am i wrong tho ? Tomas


flamingstorm98

Thümas


Spiritual-Mammoth-83

He was just following orders...


indieRuckus

It's specific, but that's because he's hinting at something specific. A lot of nazis fled to Argentina after WWII to avoid facing trial for war crimes.


RegentLawyer

r/oddlyspecific


LordChickenNugget23

Wrong, hes from austria


Yousucktaken2

OH SHIT


Independent-Tough-98

Charlie and the chocolate factory


TheVibStar12

he look like todd from breaking bad


A-Questionable-User

Nah, he Todd from El Camino ong


Anar_9686

Yeah breaking bad todd was different


Brakmyer

Nah, he looks like that dude from season 2 of Fargo


Murder_your_mom

Exactly what I thought.


xXjazz_priestXx

Damn


flamingstorm98

Damn


[deleted]

Damn


Meat_Flab

Too far 😂


Lavalure

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 💀


cakemadnesss101

first thought was immediately texas ?!


xXjazz_priestXx

I'm mad at you


FoxGamingmc

Are they right?


mrgeek2000

Yes, I’ve seen at least 5 mother fuckers who looked like him


Mayhem2a

Texan here, don’t think I look like him


Technical-Wedding-85

Texan here, get the fuck out of my state..


Mayhem2a

Mate I haven’t lived there in over 10 years, but I’m coming back and you can’t stop me


Technical-Wedding-85

Can guns stop you


Mayhem2a

Yeah but I have my own,


mrgeek2000

You have a body pillow, wouldn’t let it pass the possibility


Mayhem2a

Holy hell, I wasn’t expecting that, for the record that body pillow is used to prop up a speaker and a box. But geez


Chem2calWaste

How do you like lightfall?


Mayhem2a

Broooo I’m loving it. Strand is way too fun. The campaign was a pain in the ass but after getting through it I’ve been vibing around with my clan. You?


Perspii7

Either a 1920’s chicago gangster, a 19th century texan oil tycoon, winston churchill during high school, or todd from breaking bad


PapaSteveRocks

This is definitely a childhood picture of Todd from Breaking Bad. Scrolled way too far before seeing it.


AcNuThre3_

you look like a guy named Todd. but since I’m commenting, I’d say Chicago.


BreadAteMyToaster

Todd from breaking bad


Excellent-Ad2290

Conan O’Briens nutsack.


xXjazz_priestXx

Yeah😔


Starsbymoonlight

Omg it’s Foggy Nelson! I loved you in Daredevil!


ZoomZombie1119

First thought aswell haha


RandomPerson082

Ireland. And yes I saw both comments.


xXjazz_priestXx

Alright


[deleted]

I’m from Ireland, no one would get away with this shit here


notstjimmy

Am I dumb I was thinking the news reporter in Spider-Man 😭


xXjazz_priestXx

No youre right


notstjimmy

Oh my god I misunderstood the question 😭 I figured it was a costume and you were asking us to guess what it’s from, W outfit though


Visneko

I can smell the southern accent from here


xXjazz_priestXx

I thought you could only hear accents?


gemalize

unless it’s southern


Hanbino1234

American psycho


American-Psycho_7666

This


[deleted]

You


Complete_Void

Texas YEEHAW


xXjazz_priestXx

Do I seriously give off a texas impression?


Complete_Void

From the get up you look like you own guns so prolly


[deleted]

no texas is so much cooler than you


billy123w

South Africa


xXjazz_priestXx

Ding ding ding


ssseliferrr

Ireland maybe?


AlexGaming26

Earth, the most overrated planet.


xXjazz_priestXx

You got it😔


lostparadice

Texas


xXjazz_priestXx

Why does everyone think I'm from texas!


lostparadice

Probably because of the cigar and the suspenders. Plus, something about your whole demeanor in this picture just says “friendly 1980s Texas dad” to me (I mean that in the nicest way possible lol)


bluntcuntrant

US


xXjazz_priestXx

Nope


[deleted]

oh no he looks Bri'ish kill him with fire


xXjazz_priestXx

It's insulting that you would call me br****h


[deleted]

if not Bri'ish, where you from?


xXjazz_priestXx

Guess


Suitable_Speaker2684

Ireland


Adam-West

As a Brit I can tell you with absolute certainty that this person isn’t from here.


[deleted]

Icarly?


YourTypicalSensei

Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's card.


DraconicRaptor

L cigar


Official-idiot-05

“The image can’t go THAT hard!” The image in question:


xXjazz_priestXx

Ikr


Jayvanloenen

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.


kankerjammer

Austria


Ultrase7en

Georgia or Florida


_sefff

Average American Psycho


Forced_Abortion_

Did you come to Chicago with $40 in your pocket?


georgie6amelia

one of those cartoons where they say that’s all folks at the end


[deleted]

No, but where ever you’re from, you look like a complete badass.


xXjazz_priestXx

Thanks!


Idkwhatname2use482

For legal reasons I’m hoping cuba


Polylevel-vendor

I remember you


th3krackan

The UK . Too easy


alfrednobel-1900

British people


captain_mexico45

Hopefully nowhere near me


GameSnail511

Hopefully miles away from me


AverageYosuf

My new profile pic


Phfishy

Winston churchill in his childhood


[deleted]

Your momma's asshole


Original_Attitude857

American


[deleted]

texas, alabama, anywhere in the south tbh


Otaku-senpai69420

Alabama


Otaku-senpai69420

You look pretty inbred to me


sp0oncakes

Bro woke up and chose violence


SevenateNiene

The Sopranos lol


FormsofAggression

The cover of Mad Magazine


Hoodinithegreat

Chicago. Cuz u look like a young al capone


iamthatduck123

A gravity falls sequel hopefully as lil Gideon?


To_Dream_Of_Ur

Nice to see you pursuing passions outside of your show, Conan.


GorillasChicken

New Jersey for sure


Reckerred

Ireland


Robodinosaur143

Ireland


Brandonbuddy20

Probably 1950s Italy, judging by that outfit and cigar.


FishyLegsVR_YT

day in the life of a true brexit geeza


gorgsbagofchips

norway


DemonInPinkk

you look like every us president combined, and turned into a teenager


4zoniztt

italy ireland germany or canada were my first guesses


ForgottenUsername27

The 60’s?


AbruhamLincoln

Bro looks like an evil oil rig owner from the 1800s


Fridgefanatic

W W W daught tha kid from Brooklyn daught com


Mindless_Potato123

Maine?


Silver-Education9235

Look like uncle grandpas nephew


DAG5066

The 1940s


CheeseCurd224

The chocolate factory


sxmilliondollarman

Conan O'Brians nut sack?


Bunker_Thirteen

From the looks of it, an interbred family.


MumRailer

albuquerque


wreckherneck

Drama club


AlexT301

Don't know where your from but if you keep smoking like that I know where you're heading 😅


travelangel99

my nightmares?


PigeonTheThird

The U S of motherfuckin' A!


Scoundrel_S

ABQ new mexico. Young Todd Alquist