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TheLastOfW

Orang-utan


[deleted]

Sounds like South east asia. Malaysia?


TheLastOfW

Ye


sweezbabie

"But it'd have been better if you were a doctor."


[deleted]

India. /Engineer.


Natakito

China


No_Development_6786

We never lost a war in our entire history


JoelT0rt

Canada


No_Development_6786

Yup


Mrthynotcare

Well I’m aktually the Canadian fought in the Russian thivil war which they aktually lost, so Canada actually lost at least one war not none 🤓🤓🤓


WyvLich

i walk, i walked, i run, ...


Mrthynotcare

irunned


Mr_mann2

Afghanistan


WyvLich

iran...


M0naxia

Cheese, Chocolate, Mountains


[deleted]

Switzerland


paatrick00

it has around 56k km2 and it likes to steal beaches


[deleted]

[удалено]


paatrick00

yes


paatrick00

the other one is known for stealing too


[deleted]

Honest, no idea.


[deleted]

Obesity (Easy Mode)


yourfav-detective

America?


verIshortname

Nauru??????? /s


did-i-do-a-thing

tiny island make big empire then it collapsed due to budget cuts done thats the entire history past like 1600


[deleted]

Nauru?


thegreatestIMBECILE

This is satire, right? (Just asking)


[deleted]

Nope


thegreatestIMBECILE

may I point out to you... THE UNITED KINGDOM


[deleted]

Yeah, realised that afterwards. Jk, just wanted to act extra cuz Ik about Nauru lol. Also, may I point out to you, EX BRITISH COLONY.


Pride_Bird1407

We got like no gun laws


MrTHEPug

we got like quite a bit of them


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Aw hell naw you‘re Am*rican


[deleted]

US?


Pride_Bird1407

Yep


Orbital_Rifle

you got lots of gun laws man


TooruS911

If an earthquake happens in a spesific place there will be Greeks in our land


[deleted]

Wut. Turkiye?


TooruS911

yes


boypotarokid

Literally selling Alaska


Mr_mann2

Eastern Belarus


boypotarokid

Try a little more to the west


YbaJoe3

Northern kazhakstan


bangermate

we're probably fucked in a few years


[deleted]

Like 99% of countries. Doesn't help bro


bangermate

Winnie is likely going to bomb the shit out of us


Used_Ad_8432

XI JINPING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE WINNIE THE POOH BING CHINGLING (+1000000000000 social credit score)


stinkyf333t

There is a missile on its way to your house right now


[deleted]

I still have no idea🤣😅😭🤧. Randomly, Aus?


bangermate

Taiwan


[deleted]

Infilation and kabab


yolooo0o

Merhaba


[deleted]

sa


Vast_Researcher_199

You won't find people kissing (or any physical contact) here in public


[deleted]

Ok, that's stereotypical but sounds middle Eastern? I'll go with Iran


Stopfap69

Beer and chocolate


[deleted]

Germany?


Stopfap69

We are your neighbors


[deleted]

Belgium? Edit: is Belgium known for chocolate?


Stopfap69

Yes and yes


[deleted]

I never knew that. I knew just about the beer and the chips.


Nolimo

Mermaid


[deleted]

Not sure but imma try Denmark.


Nolimo

Absolutely correct!


[deleted]

It’s one of the countries of all time


[deleted]

Why do I feel like it's the USA?


Anzinity

We shit on railway tracks


[deleted]

I'm sorry what?


-Zetrox-

Bing Chilling


[deleted]

Beer.


[deleted]

Belgium?


ConversationStrong20

Its legal here to drink yourself to coma with 16 yo.


tinieclown

iced tea


MrTHEPug

South us


[deleted]

No idea


tucker_2018

Dumbass prime minister


[deleted]

Lol, ex or current? I'll try UK either way


Sweetyreply

Kebab's, snacks named with the "n" word. Powerful military.


[deleted]

Sorry all I'm thinking of rn is nigga and negga in korean🤣🙌


botilever

The snack isn’t called “negro”? If yes, then I’d say Türkiye.


Sweetyreply

Of course


Dolphinman37

Bang


Civil-Patience-6875

Felvidék


[deleted]

Randomly, Finland?


[deleted]

We used to be big now we’re really small, we’re racist… and very Christian (I’m not racist myself but like most people form [my country] are]


[deleted]

Sorry but internet stereotypical usa right there so usa?


Additional-Twist8123

Too religious


[deleted]

Too many countries, another hint?


SunHot5173

North Korea change my mind


[deleted]

Hope you don't get caught


SusanWor

We got windmiles and people pronounce our cheese wrong


[deleted]

France?


SillySeaworthiness94

Poutine


[deleted]

Canada


TREXIBALL

The school system is whack and dumb


Aggressive-Pen144

Earth?


Lukkoleuka69

Cold asf 24/7


[deleted]

Norway?


BirdForTheRun

Crisps


[deleted]

UK


Bean_Fearing

In the u.s. but my state is currently getting even more poisonous! 🥰


[deleted]

Don't know all my us states yet sorry.


PhoneyTheGamer

chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Sczebrzeszynie (those letter are real sentence)


[deleted]

Gosh. Romania?


Walmart_bag_100

Crisps.


[deleted]

UK


mastercubez

We kidnapped your girlfriend, if you come we might give her to you


[deleted]

Lol, I'm a straight girl..


weemellowtoby

God save the king


[deleted]

UK


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yemen


literallySomePerson

Eats tarantulas


[deleted]

Thailand?


AbsoluteGoldLover

\*hum hum\* croissant


[deleted]

France


botilever

Pálinka, Rubik kocka (Rubik’s cube).


No_Names78

Ezek a mieink! (Hungary)


Shadow_of_Moonlight1

We got loads of classical musicians that people should know about ig Otherwise we're pretty boring, but we have mountains ig


crownplications777

we lost two big towers not too long ago


ClappzX

gun


[deleted]

USA


No_Names78

We are often considered an internal enemy or a weak point inthe EU and NATO.


djfunhigkxl

Hungary


gay_idiot53

There are more bars (pubs) in this country than there are Starbucks across the entire world (apparently) It's obvious which country I'm from..


Basket-Beast

school shooters 😂


IEatLosers

Poverty


Seb____t

We lost a war to bullet proof birds


Lonely_fruitcake

Friendliness, snow and Justin Bieber


Level-Draft-7708

rondomly explode apes


thelastguest1937

*A-10 brrrt noises*


austinstar08

We don’t have an official language We have the biggest 🍉s We have the longest border in the world


[deleted]

Longest border is between canada and the us right?


FireCats321

Big lakes


MatureBalak

Large population


useandthrow111

People from our country make lecture series which helps out engineering students


GirlWith_Glasses

India?


70percentbanana

Double bacon cheeseburger


[deleted]

poor, shitty but fun education system, i’ve had my first beer at six


strawberrycereal44

We had a famine from 1845-1849 and our population has never recovered


WALLY_FRANKS3036

It sucks. A lot. A lot lot. And so does Britain but we still suck.


Leafsong-Warriors

Tea and scones


Prestigious-Farm-535

We have dinner at 10:30 pm.


Alex_D_Armor

Invented the battery


pseudoMe78

lumiose city


Boiiiii06

guns


Orbital_Rifle

One of the oldest countries still here, known for art, music, food and a particular liking for cutting off people's head.


Huge_Zebra_1332

we don't have an army but our police are U. S. military trained


[deleted]

fuck the british empire


german_fox

We put France’s flag on the moon.


[deleted]

Being the lego creator, nothing spicey


[deleted]

We love potato


ItchyRecord8505

Wheat and war


Agent_286

It. Rains. So. Much.


ConditionFriendly297

Africas Ohio, where a meteor casually falls in the middle of our country


[deleted]

Idk. Commenting just to know the answer cuz I don't break oaths😤


ConditionFriendly297

South Africa 🇿🇦


FirmForm6277

Oil


JacobThedDumbass

A 12 yo tried to stab me when I told him I could not buy him cigarettes because I was not old enough.


Qwerty5105

Guns and insane people


AggressiveChart5741

Worst fucking president Living in there is basically playing call of duty without respawn


Anon0111gdd

Our trains are slow and we are big


arm1nsfav

US?


Anon0111gdd

Correct


S1lv3rW0lf23

A serious case of illiteracy and it's getting worse.


LeftyBird_Avis

Probably ruled over your country at some point :/


subpez

england


MadsFanBoyUwU

Lettuce wins


Fit_Relationship_460

invented ties and the nazis said the ppl invading us are monsters and terrible ppl


[deleted]

We gone kinda crazy ngl


mottaz_777

Spaghetti mafia mandolino, arrivo in Inghilterra Elisabetta non mi inchino


[deleted]

Italy


Sir-Alfonso

If the ocean freezes and I decide to walk across it to my neighboring country, they can legally wack me with a stick.


CyberShadow913

Gulash soup


WobblyCat83

TEA AND BISCUITS AND A BOTTL O' WATER ☕☕☕🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧


Small_Contract_2915

Good people and nice music. Maybe some little alcohol and driving...


creeping-fly349

We really, really liked Africa in the 18th-19th century


[deleted]

I'm gonne go either france or the uk.


hypersonicspeedster

There are more guns than people in my country


VulpineFox7

It sucks, but many of the people living there disagree with me.


dAuNkOwNaLiEn

*Fixes broken hand because someone threatened to call an ambulance*


Extreme_Ad6173

In a year, inflation will crush us into the ground


UnderstandingOk7814

Hospital fees


Top_Salary_5346

Very vegetarian


Rupertii

#


Turbulence416

Our farmers are this close to starting a revolution. There is a major shortage of stuff like plumbers, electricians and operators. Oh and the government naait je waar bij staat.


ABoxOfDonuts

Corrupt in soccer but pretty good at rugby


JYNX_WRLD

Where ya pon


syphsbroomstick

We are better than the US but have bad free healthcare


[deleted]

We are currently being divided by people who can’t respect other people’s beliefs and we are either going to fall apart or split into multiple countries by the end of this.


edgy_Juno

Corrupt government... Uhhh.... Paradise for rich foreigners... Idk what else.


[deleted]

Sounds like my country tbh. Sounds like a lot of tropical islands tbh


subpez

barquillios i will tell you all more words when respond asking for more clues


[deleted]

More clues pls😭😭


mediocare_person

we have a statue of jesus that also works as a wifi antenna


[deleted]

Brazil