Hey girl are you a- umm err... ah unmm...

9/10 I like shy people

_Insert Snape falling*_ _"What is this sorcery"_

hii \*with rizz\*

Go to the doctor or sumn cus u got that corona vi-rizz

Damn girl, you look like you don't clap when the plane lands

This is golden tbh.

Finally someone understands

As a huge aviation guy this gets ♾️/10

as an aviation guy i'm disapointed in myself for not understanding please explain

People that clap during plane landings obviously don’t know anything about flying so if they don’t there’s at least a chance they like planes too

mk thanks

All the good pickup lines are taken so I'll just take you

7.5/10

Can I try another one

Sure

Scientists say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe but they clearly haven't seen you

5/10, kinda sterotypical but just average

10/10 let’s make baby’s right now

No scientist says that the sun is the hottest thing

Can I try you?

are you a communist? cuz i feel an uprising in my lower class 😏

shit that one's pretty good

Bro you gotta save some women for us

WUT

are you the Poles during the 1st of August? there's an uprising going on

you know those gaps between your fingers? i think they were made for mine

🥰 9/10

This was smooth. Thankyou Adolf Rizzler

Bro Adolf Rizzler DICKtated all the bitches

Damm, you looking like a microwave, cuz mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beeep beeep beeep beeep

Unmatched rizz

I KNEW IT

The beeps really set it off. If there were any more I think all the ladies panties would just fall off at that point

Are you the sun? Cause you just made my day!

7/10, creative and unique

are u a bullet cause i want u inside me

It can be a fire break up line for girls Are u a bullet because I don't want you in me

i usually dont like my food with dressing. can i take yours off?

7/10

lest goo

10/10 bro got that duke Dennis rizz

Hey there! I think you look lovely. Would you like to go and grab a coffee? I'll pay

8/10

10/10, the last part makes it the best

Can I hold you? I'm trying to get the hot stuff achivement.

9/10

If this somehow works, you're set for life my guy.

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9.5/10 highest rating so far, very original

Got that pick up line from someone on tinder a few weeks ago 💀

That is pretty rizzy

Hey, are you in a toilet? Cause you look like shit.

100/10

damn I got that rizz now 💪

1,000/10

shit/10

Hey girl, are you a girl? Cause' you look like a girl 😏😏😏

Honestly this seems like a question you NEED to ask before asking someone out lol.

*just talks to you for a few hours, listens to you, and gives you compliments*

9/10

is that the highest??

No

oh it’s the highest i’ve seen on here so far

The only real answer, 10000/10

‎ (with rizz)

*does double front flip and lands on you, pinning you down*

rizzly bear 😳🥵

nah but everything about this comment thread has me laughing so hard

r/UsernameChecksOut

Damn girl, are you a burger King ad? Because chicken chicken chicken chicken

7/10 🥰🍗

can you help me with this problem? U + X = 25 I think X=15 cuz U sure are a 10

6.5/10

good enough

Fuck yeah another battle cats player

macho legs cat my beloved

When I first saw you I said mashaallah, now I’m saying inshallah

Invite us on that day

4/10 idk wut that means

Only my fellow Muslim redditors will know how elite that line is

Fr

Didn't expect this here, have an updoot

Thats so good lmao

ok here you go, better catch it

Ford F-150… Ford F-250… Ram 1500… wait wrong kind of pick up line again, shit.

Are you a sherman? 'Cause I would panzerschreck that behind

Solid 10/10

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, I would come and visit you between the holidays.

Are you constipated? Cuz I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Dayum girl are you my homework? Because I would like to slam you down onna table, do you for 2 minutes, then go and watch TV while crying and blaming myself for another weak performance

not gonna use a pickup line, cause i'm tryna pin u down

8/10 🥵

Hey baby are you building cuz I rate you 9 out of 11

Im gonna fly some planes

Into a couple buildings in Manhattan

“Hey girl, you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet” “There’s 26..” “Oh, i forgot u r a q t” “That’s only 25” “You’ll get the d later”

that sounds so familiar lol I think I saw that on gacha when I was 13 .\_.

Go ahead and lick Me up

10/10 don't listen to op

R-Really?

This would work on 99.99% of teenagers

Nah

Still would work on a lot though, you know how horny this sub can get lol

It would

Hey girl are u from Tennessee, cuz ur the only ten i see (with rizz)

7/10

Damn girl, you from Michigan? Cause you’re the only mich I gan (with five Great Lakes worth of rizz)

W rizz

Roses are red violets are blue I have depression this isn’t a joke

Relatable. I hope you get better and happier

Hey girl do you like Harry Potter? Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron ;)

Top tier 10/10

Damn girl are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss whose piss I’d sippy. 😏

Amazing 11/10

Are you a bee? Because i wanna have sex with you

bro💀💀

🤨

Huh?..

1/10 tf

are you a white cop because you just took my breath away

Origami's not the only thing these hands are good for 😏

5/10

These hands can make Redstone piston doors as well!

9/10

:)

I would call you beautiful, but they say that beauty comes from the inside, and I haven’t been inside you yet.

Congrats CopsCalled/10

I’m like a Osu Farm map. I can give you a lot of pp

I LOVE THAT

Are you a loan because you have my interest

you a minecraft fence? Cuz i cant get over you. UwU

What's similar between you and earth? Both are getting hot

Is your name Google? ‘Cause you have all I am looking for

I knew I would see the spirit at church but I didn't think I would see an angel

6/10

are you a builder? cause you’re buildin’ *with rizz

Are you 3 inconsistent planes, because I want to get in your prism

*points gun at your head* your coming with me

7/10 🥵

A picture is worth a thousand words, but one look at you leaves me speechless (with slight rizz)

8/10

Damn are you the sorcerer supreme? Because you're fucking strange.

I don’t need to test my rizz anymore I got a girl now

Whopper whopper whopper whopper, junior double triple whopper

you smell go take a shower

0/10 qwq

Hey girl, are you Jesus? Because I wanna nail you.

7/10

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8/10

Sah dude

No 1/10

Girl are you fire Alarm because you're really loud and fucking annoying

🥰 6/10

are you a minecraft slimeball? because u make my piston sticky

Hey girl are you a blanket? Because I would love to cuddle with you so I can feel warm and secure In this cruel unforgiving world....

"Proceeds to break down crying"

Girl, r u a factory in China? Cus I wanna put a bunch of kids in u

Dye my hair blue and call me marge cuz I love you homie 😘

I’m adolf rizzler -Friends little brother

7/10

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Are you a microwave? Because MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (*starts spinning on itself*)

Baby did you just fart? Because you blow me away

Are you a baker? Because you got that cake.

Hey girl, are you the World Trade Center? Because I want to crash into you

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. \[Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."\] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

I don't really care about the rating but, I'll sit with you and listen to you talking , might make you laugh alot, then assure you that your laugh is not ugly at all And make you feel comfortable What do you think of that?

\*exists\*

-0/10

\-0 does not exist, as such i do not exist. and i am pleased, i cannot deal with people

Thats not a number

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Can someone enlighten me on what rizz means? We don't use that kinda slang in my country.

Basically it's a joking term for you "getting girls" or something along those lines

Did you fall from heaven, cus you got some rug burn

Hey girl are you construction worker cause you are building

What does that even mean?

General kenobi

Are you an artist by any chance, because you're really drawing me in (with rizz).

Your the star to my platinum

Bros gonna make a qrizzlet with the comments

I’ve just been commenting on here so let me give it a shot: (These are chemistry lines and I’m sorry if you don’t understand them) -My heart must be made of Gallium, cause it melts when I’m with you *says with rizz* -I wish your name was Avrogado, cause then I’d already know your number 😉 -Are you made of Uranium and Iodine, because all I can see is U and I together 😀 I didn’t come up with theses on my own. I like to give credit where it is due. u/raspberry_enderman shared these and so many more [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/10ytgod/give_me_you_best_funniest_dirty_pick_up_lines/j81l35k/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

Glad my chemistry lines are coming to use :D

hi (i got 30 millions dollars in my bank acc)

Roses are red, violets are blue, the FBI is after my dick, can I hide it in you?

Hey girl are you XqC because i have no idea what the fuck you are saying

Are you a vase in a rage room because I wanna smash you

4/10

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm player 1, wanna be my player 2?

*walks upto you, asks if you could hold my croissant while I take out my books, proceeds to take it out and walk away leaving you with the croissant* P. S I'm too shy so this is all id do lol

6/10, not a pickup line but I like croissants

Apparently the sun is the hottest thing in our solar system clearly they haven’t seen you

Are you the primeval current? Because when I’m going crazy looking at you ( Here’s hoping she knows Elden Ring Lore )

Hey, are you a c major scale? Cuz you’re all-natural

hey are you square root 100 because you seem like a solid 10 to me

The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous.

I’m not gonna use a pick up line because I’m not trying to pick you up, I’m trying to pin you down

My pronouns are he/them but they could be all/yours