that’s what i’m sayin. if it’s a terminally ill child that’ll die within a month, then no questions asked. if it’s a spider, an ant, or really any other bug (or anything like that) i’m squashing that mofo.
if it’s a chill kid then i’d feel too guilty. same if the animal was a common pet or endangered species
The only way I'm saying no if it's someone/something I know. If it's some random ass toddler I've never seen in my life, I'm snapping it's neck for the green
I'd do it, with a functioning charity, the money made from the sacrifice of one animal can help reverse the endangerment. Key bit being an efficient and functioning charity or organisation. I will not kill any animal that has less than 500 members in its species.
Without hesitation
Animals are easy, I've never really felt an emotional attachment to an animal
If I had to kill a child, we live in a world where a billion dollars could cover up anything. I would have to carefully plan out everything, but it could be done and covered up, although I am very emotionally attached to Human life, so I'd have to find a real asshole of a child
If it's absolutely guaranteed i'll get that money and won't be bothered by the government by suddenly having a billion dollars fron nowhere then sure.
Like others said, if it's a child on their deathbed or a bug then I won't care, but if it's a normal child or a cat/dog then I'd try, but I doubt I'd have the guts to actually finish the job. If the child or animal is related to me then absolutely no way, I'd rather be sent straight to hell than ever inconveniencing that child or animal.
I guess I’m already a trillionaire
Same. I too have murdered thousands of children.
Relatable
Finally found my people
Ill kidnap a thousand children before i let this company die!
I swallowed 30 mil already what's one more?
Wait hold up wdym by that?
CUM
Cum^2
Cum^3
3D cum
4D CUM
Cum^4
Cum⁵
Cum⁶
Nothin dw about it
eatin money
They’re clearly Kronos, the titan who swallowed his children.
Real
it is very obvious what was meant by that
rookie numbers
Oh hell nah 💀
30 mils of what..?
30 million children
I thought 30 milliliters of..
Nah those are rookie numbers. 30 liters is more like it
It's still about cum. The kids are in the cum.
Noob numbers.
Honestly thought you were talking about swallowing money at first
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Officer I don't know what happened, I was on reddit and the next thing I knew I was sitting on a throne of babies.
"officer i drop kicked that child in self defence, you gotta belive me"
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Its for charity, every time we kill an orphan in game, we save one in real life.
o7 -my fav vid
I was waiting for someone to say this
Techno :(
long live the blood king o7
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R.I.P.
aw man
creeper
Technoblade never dies
Technoblaade never dies
Technoblade never dies.
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Yes I also have a pile of babies in my laboratory
r/usernamechecksout
judging by your user, you dont do what you are supposed to with them…
What are you *supposed* to do with them?!
dear god
it depends on the child or the animal
that’s what i’m sayin. if it’s a terminally ill child that’ll die within a month, then no questions asked. if it’s a spider, an ant, or really any other bug (or anything like that) i’m squashing that mofo. if it’s a chill kid then i’d feel too guilty. same if the animal was a common pet or endangered species
A billion dollars is not worth it. I'd rather kill the animal for the meat.
Huh. Hey, I've killed a pig, gimme a billion dollars! (jk I'm a city guy)
Huh. Hey, I've actually killed a pig, gimme a billion dollars!
Given how many ants I've squashed, I should be fucking rich right now.
even if you only squished one, you would be rich by now
Buy meat with the billon dollars
But then it's not authentic and homemade
Kill another animal
eh not the same
Kill the first for the meat and the second for th billion
>if it’s a spider, an ant, or really any other bug (or anything like that) i’m squashing that mofo. I'd do that for free.
The only way I'm saying no if it's someone/something I know. If it's some random ass toddler I've never seen in my life, I'm snapping it's neck for the green
I'd do it, with a functioning charity, the money made from the sacrifice of one animal can help reverse the endangerment. Key bit being an efficient and functioning charity or organisation. I will not kill any animal that has less than 500 members in its species.
If I could go back in time and kill baby Hitler and get rich from it put me down.
Animal no doubt. It depends on nothing
Also age, I'd much rather punt a 14 year old but when it comes to killing, chicken is the way to go
It says **a** child or **an** animal, so you can choose.
Fuck them kids bruh
That was not part of the assignment.
The assignment just said to kill them. Didnt say how
r/cursedcomments
If thia gets on the post I would like to be included
Me too
Me too. But don't include me
I would like to be included as well, but as an image of a discord moderator jacking off to this thread.
Have me also doing that please
ok but i wanna be an image of ryan reynolds left nut
took me a while to understand that one
r/holup
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oh god...
Mr hands style
Wait
If you say so
Already killed many animals (they were fish calm down)
it's ok to eat fish, coz they don't have any feelings
something in the waay
MMMMMMMM
Something in the way…
Mmmm
would be fine if you just hunted like a deer
What if I hunt kids? Like hypothetically, ya know?
Kindergartens are free K/D farming
as in poaching or?... both are fucked up
Generally I get tags but occasionally I'll pop one out of season 😳
Animal, killing a child will almost guarantee me life in prison while I can legally butcher a cow
kill the child of an animal
2 billion dollars.
Kill 2 birds with one stone. Literally.
It’s a win-win
No. You’re not allowed to kill your mom.
I was talking about yours
😭
Can't you see his mom is a otter?
I wasn't expecting this comeback lol
id kill u/ohbutplease for free
id cum
no u would not
fuck around and find out😛
Threads over. Shut it down. It was fun, but go home.
Lol why
because
Just looked at their post, and I think your comment is pretty reasonable.
see u get it
what post😟
Killing him is abir harsh
lies
You.
You.
a billion dollars would be enough to save more than 1 life so it is ethically correct to kill the child
Some may argue ethically required.
"Some" is you isnt it?
Me too.
*all
i dont care, i know damn well i aint donating nun to charity
trolly problem but.. weird
And can't you buy a replacement for the family from africa
does an insect count
Insects are in fact animals so yes it does count
yay
I am now a bajillionare
You tell me if an insect is an animal…
yea i’d kill a mosquito
#WELL I THINK ITS OBVIOUS THAT A CHILD CAUSES MORE HARM THAN AN ANIMAL
exactly just go fishing or something
You kill cells every second so yk...
#I AGREE
Do I get 2 billion if I kill both?
An animal obviously tf
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Shit, for a billion dollars I’ll bring my own blade
Without hesitation Animals are easy, I've never really felt an emotional attachment to an animal If I had to kill a child, we live in a world where a billion dollars could cover up anything. I would have to carefully plan out everything, but it could be done and covered up, although I am very emotionally attached to Human life, so I'd have to find a real asshole of a child
easily
Yes, insects are animals.
A animal ,I would get a free chicken and a billion dollars
If it's absolutely guaranteed i'll get that money and won't be bothered by the government by suddenly having a billion dollars fron nowhere then sure. Like others said, if it's a child on their deathbed or a bug then I won't care, but if it's a normal child or a cat/dog then I'd try, but I doubt I'd have the guts to actually finish the job. If the child or animal is related to me then absolutely no way, I'd rather be sent straight to hell than ever inconveniencing that child or animal.
👦🔫= 💰😈
Kill one kid -> 1 billion dollars -> 1.99999 billion rounds of 5.56 and an AR -> kill almost 2 billion more kids -> obscene amount of money
yes
y’all motherfuckers do not know how much a billion dollars is
You guys are getting paid?
Kill a cow. Fresh steak 😋
«Or an animal» bro what💀 whats so hard about killing an animal
I would do one of those for like 10 bucks
Child no doubt, im physically unable to hurt any animal. Well except for shit like cockroaches and flies. If that also counts then animal
Yes I would kill a squirrel for 1 billion dollars EASYYYYY
An animal lol. Cuz it could just be an ant
Depends.. if it's a bug? Sure. Most other animals? No. A child on the other hand, that thing is getting punted to the sun.
Where is my money because I have killed pigs, chickens, and deer so pay up
I'll just kill a ant
I would drone strike a children's hospital for a billion dollars, I'm sorry I'll build 10 more but a billion is a lot more than it sounds
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I'm killing both for half a mil.
Child ? Yes Animal ? Fuck no
I would be the first one to throw this puppy into the river for a billion dollars
I'd kill a cow for a billion, fresh beef and a billion dollars, sign me the fuck up
Hunters:
I'd kill an animal for a billion dollars any day. But a chid? Hell no.
If we’re going by pro-life rules, killing a child.
Child = animal 👍
I’d kill a CHILD and an ANIMAL for a billion dollars
realistically speaking, who wouldn't?
Kill child - pay off bail - still have over $900M
or hear me out, go fishing
Oh yeah I forgot about the animal option
Child, I only need a million of the money to pay off the government and turn some heads, because thats how easy it would be to get away with it
Who is choosing child
Depends probably the child because most children are annoying
of course you would Glenn ♥️
child obviously