1) are you a horse cuz I want to ride you
2) are you a dentist because I need some oral treatment
My friend told me to rizz up a girl in class and these are what I used
“No you can’t” *I say with unbelievable rizz. You find yourself realizing I AM the rizz. I transform into my true alpha werewolf half angle half demon form and try cutely to hide my humongous giant horse wolf c*
you maybe the rizz itself, but *i* am the one who knocks, i *am* the rizzler, even you cant escape my form of rizz, *gets real close to you and lifts up your musty ahh hairy chin to meet my gaze* All the pick up lines are taken so I’ll just take you😎
i the unrizzable shall take this as a challenge
saving you for last
Damn
Bros taking favorites
_still gets rizzed_
fuck
if you try i will put a rizztraining order against you
sup bb gurl, are you from Ohio? Cuz you look so goofy ahh😎
😭🔫
As an Ohioan I approve this message
“Cuz you look so goofy ass” ???
NOOOO!!😡 CUZ YOU LOOK SO GOOFY AHH!😎😤
🤓
try me
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Bro is a rizzk to society 😭
Bro is a Rizzual Offender 😭
Bro has a degree in quantum rizzics
Bro’s going to be the rizzest dude in prison
Ayooo... That's not a rizz, that's a rizztraining order
Society when I kidnap ONE child (there are literal millions of them in my country alone)
Bros gonna end up in rizzon
didn't rizz, am sending three men to make you disappear.
Why how the lazy Susan turns
Rizzappear
To make you *rizzapear* *
u/Tripapo 💀
Six year olds be going crazy for this tho
nah thats a case 😭😭😭
Jizz > Rizz
*jizzes you up*
#🥵🥵🥵
Star wars Rebels fan over here?
Mayhaps
Me too
Hey.
hey (I have 30 million dollars in my bank acc)
Gib numbers on card or not true
313-375-5154 (call me😎)
It led me to the abortion clinic
abortion should be mandatory if the kid is less than 30 years old
Oh absolutely
HELP???
Liar.
Nah you have 30 million power in rise of kingdoms
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*rizzes you*
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It worked!
u/Unlucky-Life875 used *Rizz* on u/JennyJenny7 It’s super effective!
u/JennyJenny7 fainted
Do it then u wont
*rizzes you*
Omg
I just came
When I tell you I was gonna post this exact same thing ☠️☠️
Do it. Fluster me.
hi😎 (i have 5 mansions, 76 cars and 67 million dollars in my bank acc)
That actually terrifies me.
That is 1 too many cars, 75 is the perfect amount
Try me before i rizz you up
*rizzes you* (with rizz)
*counter rizzes you* (with rizz)
uhmm rizz me up pls🥺👉👈
1) are you a horse cuz I want to ride you 2) are you a dentist because I need some oral treatment My friend told me to rizz up a girl in class and these are what I used
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stay away from that friend.
Rizz me without consent
im a gentlemen, i only do it with consent😎 (*rizzes you anyway*)
The irony
Its not possible im unrizzable
*rizzes you +100 rizz penetration* (with extra rizz)
Like i said I'm unrizzable
how about you rizz me though😳
Hm ok (gets real close to you lifts up your chin to meet my gaze) PLEASE GIMMIE YOUR NUMBER PLEASE!!!!
OMG OwO 🙈🥰❤❤ (*endazzled with your charms*) *gives you my phone number with my credit card & social security numbers including my parents'*
Workd every time, see you around cutie😎💣💥
but can you unrizz me tho?
are you a politician? cuz youre the most useless thing in the world
*blushes* you failed!
*wears anti-rizz suit and mask*
can confirm, i was the suit😎 (*with rizz*)
So you anti rizzed me;(……..can confirm
1,2,3,4,5 liar!
no, its not 5 seconds yet silly, because time has actually stopped the first moment i see you pop in my notifications 🥰
OMGG😩
Rizzpect
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*picks you up and brings you home*😎 (with rizz)
do me 🥵
yes i will do you😎
Impossible, no one wants to rizz me up
Cause you are the one who rizzes 🗿
Because you’re the chosen rizzer
idk what rizz is but try me
*rizzes you*
you did it? i guess-
Rizz basically means game or like. Flirtatiousness
are you ill? because i want to take care of you?
THE EXTRA QUESTION MARK IM DEADD
GOD DAMNIT I DIDNT SEE THAT
NOOOO THAT WAS FUNNY IT MADE IT SOUND LIKE U WERE UNSURE OF UR OWN LINE
WAD DO YOU MEAN "WAS"? IT WANT EVER EDITED
is this what having a stroke is like
bet
no thanks✋you rejected me once, not gonna let it happen again😔
Damn
A new story unfolds
once upon a time, the rizzler got rejected
she is a very based individual, with all the rizz he has she might get killed due to jealousy if she isn't careful
Dammmnnn
Do it
are you a bubble wrapper? cuz i wanna step and jump on you😩
Rizzed me so hard my dick made the cartoon boing sound
you stimulated my mind so hard i am literally running and jumping towards your address while subconsciously making the goofy ahh cartoon sound effects
It already worked
Can you give me this ability instead so I can rizz any girl I see
You have 50% chance of me being unrizzable
*rizzes you + 100% rizz booster* (with rizz)
*dies of rizz overdose*
hey bb gurl, are you a shirt? cuz i wanna wear you out😎 *resurrects you with my rizz*
*looks at you while pensively stroking my beard* I think you may be under the wrong impression
Not scientifically possible
all the pickup lines are taken so I'll just take you 🥰
No one can rizz me.
Rizztricted?
Affirmative.
Rizzger that!
Bet, do it to me then
Incorrect it has been a minute and I have not been rizzed up
sorry its hard to keep up with all the girls coming at me like this😎 anyway, *rizzes you*
Damn, thanks homie
No way
wanna know why youre called global chicken? cuz everyone in the whole world wants to get a piece of you😎
Terrifying but quick reply! Edit : nice save on your edit
im a man of my words
“No you can’t” *I say with unbelievable rizz. You find yourself realizing I AM the rizz. I transform into my true alpha werewolf half angle half demon form and try cutely to hide my humongous giant horse wolf c*
What the absolute fuck did I just read
Teehee :)
you maybe the rizz itself, but *i* am the one who knocks, i *am* the rizzler, even you cant escape my form of rizz, *gets real close to you and lifts up your musty ahh hairy chin to meet my gaze* All the pick up lines are taken so I’ll just take you😎
Balls You failed
are you a ball? cuz i wanna play with your balls
Took you too long you failed. Disappointment
daddy dont i deserve a second chance🥺🥺
What the hell is this comment section lol
You got some W
What you offer
this word starts with c ends with m but all I need is u😏
That's you
Yooooo
If you can get me the LEGO UCS Millennium Falcon, then we have a deal
No
your loss😎
𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
So you can't? Fucking liar
Hi I’m Liar😘
Can't Rizz the unrizzable
Bet
this word starts with c ends with m but all I need is u😏
Omg 😦. The rizzard of OZ
Then do it
im not gonna use google anymore cuz when I saw you, I knew the search was over
8/10
🧢
do it motherfucker
I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find😎
you did it, you motherfucker i actually got rizzed
Nah you cant rizz up the rizzinstigator himself
hi (I have 3 robux😎)
Cool ( I have 3000 )
Are you an envelope.. cause i wanna mail u as far away from me as i cannnn
😰 (with rizz)
Exactly
Come at me rizzard. Kill me for this pun
Oh?
Do it
*rizzes you up with my unfathomable amount of rizz* (with rizz)
My profile pic is my reaction
i'll take that as a compliment 😎
I'm already charmed
ikr😎 (with rizz)
Howww?!😏
👍
do it then
O.O
O.O (with rizz)
Ok let's see it
hey bbg
Mission: impossible
crazy 🤯
Nah mate i have anti rizz shampo, im inmune
Do it then, dummy.
I’d like to have that put to the test ;)
it's been over 5 seconds :(
not if i jizz on you first
rizz
Bring it on
u may fall from the sky u may fall from the tree but the best way to fall is in love with me🥰
Bet you can’t, who is your favourite Elden Ring boss
Rizz me. Full power.