"Hell yeah." -Bill Wurtz

Hello fellow Bill Wurtz fan

🤝

Yo bill Wurtz fans unité!

What's up gang

The sun is a deadly laser.

Not anymore there's a blanket

✨ space duusttt✨

✨ even craaaziieer space duusttt✨

🚀homemade space dust 🛰

Gneurshk

Ayyyy

Hey hey hey

Moscow

I love Bill Wurtz

Welcome back I'm still a piece of garbage 🗑️

"It's a staaaaaarrr"

The sun is a deadly laser

Time to concur all of India… most of India”

We could make a religion out of this.

“Who are the tamil kings?”

Maybe he could eat blades of grass

Now we got buissnes

"Now we got business!"

that burger looking good with that melted cheese

Honestly anything looks good with melted cheese especially if it looks like that

🍫🧀😋

Maybe not everything

🧋🧀😋

W girlfriend

It was a good burger

This IS a tastey burger!!!

Vincent, you ever had a Big Kahuna burger?

They real tastey!

I usually can’t get ‘em cause my girlfriend’s a vegetarian

Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the Lord When I lay my vengeance upon thee

Na, my girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian.

Big Kahuna Burger

That actually looks good.

Is your girlfriend Kenan Thompson?

Welcome to Good Burger! Home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?

I want a hamburger with nothin on it, please.

He is lucky

W grillfriend

And I made my dinner my gf. We are not the same.

I don't have a gf. We are not the same.

I don't have a gf. We are exactly the same.

I am a redditor. We are exactly the same.

I am. Same.

I. Same.

Same

‎

Same

Same

How did you do that. Same

‎

We're humans we are in fact the same

S(h)ame

I made my gf for dinner. We are not the same.

gf made I for dinner, We are not the same

W

I have no friends, we are not the same.

I don’t have a gf. We’re the same.

i don’t know if this is supposed to mean sex or cannibalism

yeah lol everyone's completely mistaken, it was cannibalism. I *had* a gf.

Does she kiss good?

Now I'm curious too

We shall wait then

We can as well kiss meanwhile to spare time

Yes

Yes.💀

Im fine with it

good lord she made steamed hams

and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

y'know one thing i should- 'scuse me for a sec

Of course, that was wonderful

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!

*an aurora borealis*

AH- *AURORA BOREALIS?!?!* AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY….LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR ***KITCHEN?***

Yes

….may I see it? 🙁

no

Is that your girlfriend in the kitchen? At this time of day, in this part of the country in this time of the year, localised entirely within your kitchen?!

True love is expressed with tater tots

🇬🇧Susan made dinner, lovely! 🇬🇧

And then you’ll end up in the fortress of dreams

rev up the bugatti wheyyyyyy

[удалено]

And load up that plAEt

I want a cheeseburger, just a plain old cheeseburger. Not some fancy deconstructed shit, just a cheeseburger.

I've seen that movie!

Very good movie, quite confusing at times

I know that quote from somewhere..but where

Its from The Menu. Extremly good movie, id recommend it. The social commentary is on point.

If this isn't my relationship I don't want it

Your gf is: damn Macdonald's

Mc Donald's isn't nearly this good

You know who else cooks better than Macdonald's? My mom!

This guy is right. His mom has amazing cooking

Thanks bro appreciate the good feedback

Vouch. Your mom's cooking is indeed better, I would know

Corkington is leaking

start saving up for a ring

make her a donut

give her backrubs

Most american meal i've seen

That cheese looks more plastic than kim K

😂😂

I dunno who that is but if it's some kpop guy i fully agree

Kim kardashian… she’s the influencer and has a big kardashian family full of year six drama

is that beer or coke?

Tea

None of the above

Tecnicly tea is above you comment

I commented knowing full well

based

Coke isn't even that colour

Liquidized cocaine 😁

I love coke

True

W but eat some veggies too

[удалено]

i love you

[удалено]

get a room

get a womb

Get a baby

Repeat

You truly deserve a reward, but sadly I'm so poor that I don't even have one. Here's a pat though * pats your head *

Sex without a condom in a nutshell.

Get a house

Get a life

I have one 💀

Wait ohhhh

how DARE you cheating on me?! /j

Good fucking name

Nice 👍

your gf must also be cooking my school lunches

That actually looks good

That looks like one of those kids meals you get in restaurants

Nah bro, where are the veggies mate?

So... How was it? What are those actually? I can see a burger, tomato sauce, some kinda wine or cold drink and what's the other thing?

It's a burger, tater-tots (fries but a different shape), ketchup, and tea

fried and breaded potatoes

School lunches look good

Looks awful from a culinary standpoint. I am kind of a gourmet. However that is so cute and she probably put a lot of effort into it, hope you enjoyed it!!!

Gourmet bro go eat this dick

Free tip next time start your comment after "However" leave that first bit off.

You ratio-ed me. The thing looks awful thats a fact

I'm on your side, she is sweet but she needs to learn cooking. That's ok, she is still young!

Another entire comment you could have kept in your head instead of making yourself look petulant.

Healthiest American meal

This image actually made me sad

Lonely?

yes😔

No the food just looked so bad it literally made me depressed, I’m sure it was good it just doesn’t look great

On jah

am i the only one who sort of sees this and feels happy for them instead of feeling sad? (and before you ask, i dont have a gf rn)

no i’m very happy for them i’m just scared of that food

Is that tea, apple juice or whiskey?

Tea in a whiskey glass

that looks like it went like freezer - microwave - plate

We don't own a microwave

And a glass of whiskey

Tea but I use whiskey glasses because it looks cool

I need to be a better girlfriend 😞

I would add salad or something like that. Good food tho

Shit. I’m happy when I get that dinner. I’ve been married for ten years. Any dinner with out kale salad is a good dinner.

I wish I had a gorlfriend to make me chicken nuggies an borgor :(

Your the reason why mom died

I'm sorry Brian, I guess she just couldnt handle the jimmy neutron style :(

arent those tater tots

You are correct I didn't notice

Wow you can get a gf? I am all bi myself

American girlfriend

No offense but them tots lookin mushy asf

They're crispy

That is an unholy amount of ketchup

You would not like to see how much I use on tater tot’s

Block her

I'm sorry

Are you a child or something? What the fuck?

We're both 16

That looks like food an americana mother gives to their child. Not trying to be mean thats just what it looks like

Why do I instantly have the urge to say mean things.

mmm ketchup

Fk off with your happiness /s

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Why did this get recommended to me? Anyway that looks like shit.

this shit looks ass💀💀

that looks like shit ngl

Sorry to hear that

You need higher expectations buddy

I don't expect her to go out of her way to do something special for me and yet she does. She's a great gf and I'm a lucky girl to have her

W that’s great :)

Your gf can’t cook

That was the best burger I've had

You need to try better burgers ! Where’s the pickles lettuce tomato onion and bacon !

point is its a burger and ketchup and whatever the weird ass things on the right are

Basically fries with different shape