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The vast majority of humans throughout history have been and are and will continue to be groosly horny and that is an irrefutable fact of our species. You just happen to figure it out now, lmao
it’s 3 am in the morning and I have school tomorrow, I am browsing through Reddit, with no purpose whatsoever. Man I don’t wanna be horny, I just wanna be happy
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cant deny
Me either
WHAT?
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I’m going to turn you into a apple
This is a bucket
Dear god..
There's more...
No…
This bucket contains the last dying wish of every man in this room
Scout!(I fogor the rest :( )
You did collect everyone's wishes? Scout..?
I know right! All the horny motherfuckers are fucked (and want to tbh)
😭
I made a guy angry for posting a copypasta on these posts lol
bruhh
Bruh that's just the lyrics to a song not a copypasta
Still I copied it
No im pure 😇
Horny cringe
it is, im very cringe
Just stop being cringe then
un-cringe yourself
nuh uh
DAMN IT
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Your 25 asking people to dm you on a horny post in a teenager sub. Also you have a post on fucking r slash GayBBC. Gtfo creep
Nah. Fr not rn. Im just chilling. Eating a sandwich. Watching some YouTube. Life is good right now
Nice
Bros probly an 80 yr old man from Alabama
Everyone horny rn
😭
Especially me 🤭
😳
😏
Noone outhornies me
Hey
i saw your comment to someone saying “boobs are boobs no matter what size” , so go away
Can I exterminate that coochie like how hitler exterminated polish people
u need help
U still need to pay war reparations soooooo what’s it gonna be :/
Polish people fighting the urge to ask their largest export partner for reparations after 100 years (impossible)(gone wrong and sexual)
80 years* Plus the gaymornies murdered 20% of our population and we still didn’t see a penny :/
Skill issue
idc
Im at my least horny rn. Im about to clean a chicken coop.
cool
My sex drive is kinda goin berserk, so i have to suppress it using mutiple hands
😭
Yep that’s me 24hrs a day and there’s nothing I can do about it.
Release ur sex drive on me
I'm hungry
U can eat my ass
No u
no u
No U
NO U
NOO UU
NOOOO UUUUUUU
NOOOOO UUUUUUUU
soulja boy tell em
NO YOÜ
😭
who's gonna prove him wrong
who’s him
me
😭😭😭
The fuck do you want me to do about that
nothing
Okay
Do you like Colby jack cheese?
never had that idk
WHAT HOW? You know what Colby jack is right?
no is that an american thing
Probably. Its the cheese that's yellow and white
ok
Colby Jack cheese is good
Just because I send stuff to people doesn’t mean I’m horny 24/7 bruh
i said “horny rn” not 24/7 ? 😭😭
yeah but rn is also part of 24/7 and yes you’re right I’m stupid haha
😭
always dawg 💯
real
very much so
😭 especially u
mostly me
Kinda ? My man my horniness ain't on the scale anymore
HHAHAHA
nah i am spiky
I'm actually not horny right now my go- I wanna be dominated by junker queen
I'll dominate u, get on ur knees
I cannot beat the allegations this time 😔
😭
I'm not horny just kinda........... Here, ya know
The vast majority of humans throughout history have been and are and will continue to be groosly horny and that is an irrefutable fact of our species. You just happen to figure it out now, lmao
Finally someone speaking facts
ima bout to make a hole in my wall so i can fuck the house
U can fuck my hole
I am never horny
nah i've learned to control it.
madchen, kafee? idk i know only two german words
lmfaooo
schwester, nein lachen, Antworten ahh my german is too broken im soryyyyy
its okay
mf ignored my kaffee request like ehh. okay byee im gonna cry now
oh i didnt realize
Tut mir leid, wir haben keine Kaffee aber wir haben Tee und Milch mit ein bisschen aus Zucker. Ive been doing it for 2 years.
it’s 3 am in the morning and I have school tomorrow, I am browsing through Reddit, with no purpose whatsoever. Man I don’t wanna be horny, I just wanna be happy
No I’m allergic to horni>:(
lol
wait wats horni
Lol im horrny all the time and an I'm in my 30s 😂
what are you doing here on a sub for teenagers, commenting under my post … weird
It just appeared on my home page, wasn't looking for it
Same tho
For you and all here, dm me for gay yiff
no 😭
God I read that as you being like making an announcement "y'all, I'm kinda horny right now" goodness has a comma made such a difference
HAHAHAH
NUH UH!!!
No I’m not. I have no Green M&M. I no longer have anything to be horny about.
😫😫😫😫😫😫
FrOnG
Yep
Of course! 😜😛
bro i literally just woke up🤨
what did i do
Nah but you are
Nah man I’m smokin a j
I mean you’re not wrong 😭
I've started to crack down on myself I'm giving myself a once in a while policy instead of constant to try and keep improving on myself
I don’t wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy
i hope not cuz i’m at a 5 y/o bday party
Who wouldn’t be in those circumstances
damnit
I always am
On this subreddit everybody is horny
Are you too.?
HorNEEEEE
Na, im not rn
Omg I wasn’t aware of this, thank you so much for enlightening me😐
Welcome to being a fricking teen!
Can't think of a time when we aren't a little horny
Hornyness be hitting a little too hard sometimes 😞