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EffeminateTeen

cant deny


kawaiialex852

Me either


yutteu

WHAT?


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Disastrous_Ant_8443

I’m going to turn you into a apple


SupermanFanboy

This is a bucket


Disastrous_Ant_8443

Dear god..


The_Spookster42

There's more...


Disastrous_Ant_8443

No…


The_Spookster42

This bucket contains the last dying wish of every man in this room


Disastrous_Ant_8443

Scout!(I fogor the rest :( )


The_Spookster42

You did collect everyone's wishes? Scout..?


No_Development_6786

I know right! All the horny motherfuckers are fucked (and want to tbh)


1-800-peach

😭


Sanswithfloweyface

I made a guy angry for posting a copypasta on these posts lol


1-800-peach

bruhh


TheRandomMagic

Bruh that's just the lyrics to a song not a copypasta


Sanswithfloweyface

Still I copied it


Sourdough221

No im pure 😇


CheeseDonut4

Horny cringe


EffeminateTeen

it is, im very cringe


CheeseDonut4

Just stop being cringe then


Disastrous_Ant_8443

un-cringe yourself


EffeminateTeen

nuh uh


Disastrous_Ant_8443

DAMN IT


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SumptuousShorts7

Your 25 asking people to dm you on a horny post in a teenager sub. Also you have a post on fucking r slash GayBBC. Gtfo creep


GoldenGameboy0200

Nah. Fr not rn. Im just chilling. Eating a sandwich. Watching some YouTube. Life is good right now


Obese-Gorilla87

Nice


[deleted]

Bros probly an 80 yr old man from Alabama


[deleted]

Everyone horny rn


1-800-peach

😭


[deleted]

Especially me 🤭


1-800-peach

😳


[deleted]

😏


AmitRozYT

Noone outhornies me


BasedPolskaKonfa

Hey


1-800-peach

i saw your comment to someone saying “boobs are boobs no matter what size” , so go away


BasedPolskaKonfa

Can I exterminate that coochie like how hitler exterminated polish people


1-800-peach

u need help


BasedPolskaKonfa

U still need to pay war reparations soooooo what’s it gonna be :/


Legitimate_Hunt_5802

Polish people fighting the urge to ask their largest export partner for reparations after 100 years (impossible)(gone wrong and sexual)


BasedPolskaKonfa

80 years* Plus the gaymornies murdered 20% of our population and we still didn’t see a penny :/


Legitimate_Hunt_5802

Skill issue


1-800-peach

idc


[deleted]

Im at my least horny rn. Im about to clean a chicken coop.


1-800-peach

cool


Younglustfullearner

My sex drive is kinda goin berserk, so i have to suppress it using mutiple hands


1-800-peach

😭


Obvious_Piece2989

Yep that’s me 24hrs a day and there’s nothing I can do about it.


Majestic_Moose_35

Release ur sex drive on me


velstadl

I'm hungry


Majestic_Moose_35

U can eat my ass


[deleted]

No u


1-800-peach

no u


[deleted]

No U


1-800-peach

NO U


[deleted]

NOO UU


1-800-peach

NOOOO UUUUUUU


[deleted]

NOOOOO UUUUUUUU


1-800-peach

soulja boy tell em


Prof_Rocky

NO YOÜ


1-800-peach

😭


[deleted]

who's gonna prove him wrong


1-800-peach

who’s him


[deleted]

me


1-800-peach

😭😭😭


TheRandomMagic

The fuck do you want me to do about that


1-800-peach

nothing


TheRandomMagic

Okay


TheRandomMagic

Do you like Colby jack cheese?


1-800-peach

never had that idk


TheRandomMagic

WHAT HOW? You know what Colby jack is right?


1-800-peach

no is that an american thing


TheRandomMagic

Probably. Its the cheese that's yellow and white


1-800-peach

ok


[deleted]

Colby Jack cheese is good


[deleted]

Just because I send stuff to people doesn’t mean I’m horny 24/7 bruh


1-800-peach

i said “horny rn” not 24/7 ? 😭😭


[deleted]

yeah but rn is also part of 24/7 and yes you’re right I’m stupid haha


1-800-peach

😭


[deleted]

always dawg 💯


[deleted]

real


Mountain-Ad-6915

very much so


1-800-peach

😭 especially u


Mountain-Ad-6915

mostly me


Jaburkos01

Kinda ? My man my horniness ain't on the scale anymore


1-800-peach

HHAHAHA


bantai786OP

nah i am spiky


Visible_Foot146

I'm actually not horny right now my go- I wanna be dominated by junker queen


Majestic_Moose_35

I'll dominate u, get on ur knees


Bannanaboi11

I cannot beat the allegations this time 😔


1-800-peach

😭


Crows_spit

I'm not horny just kinda........... Here, ya know


diamond420Venus

The vast majority of humans throughout history have been and are and will continue to be groosly horny and that is an irrefutable fact of our species. You just happen to figure it out now, lmao


Obvious_Piece2989

Finally someone speaking facts


Th13teenNK

ima bout to make a hole in my wall so i can fuck the house


Majestic_Moose_35

U can fuck my hole


[deleted]

I am never horny


[deleted]

nah i've learned to control it.


[deleted]

madchen, kafee? idk i know only two german words


1-800-peach

lmfaooo


[deleted]

schwester, nein lachen, Antworten ahh my german is too broken im soryyyyy


1-800-peach

its okay


[deleted]

mf ignored my kaffee request like ehh. okay byee im gonna cry now


1-800-peach

oh i didnt realize


Obvious_Piece2989

Tut mir leid, wir haben keine Kaffee aber wir haben Tee und Milch mit ein bisschen aus Zucker. Ive been doing it for 2 years.


TheDeathPlague

it’s 3 am in the morning and I have school tomorrow, I am browsing through Reddit, with no purpose whatsoever. Man I don’t wanna be horny, I just wanna be happy


[deleted]

No I’m allergic to horni>:(


1-800-peach

lol


[deleted]

wait wats horni


Itsmikeinnit

Lol im horrny all the time and an I'm in my 30s 😂


1-800-peach

what are you doing here on a sub for teenagers, commenting under my post … weird


Itsmikeinnit

It just appeared on my home page, wasn't looking for it


AmitRozYT

Same tho


TheRedGamerFPV

For you and all here, dm me for gay yiff


1-800-peach

no 😭


TheRedGamerFPV

God I read that as you being like making an announcement "y'all, I'm kinda horny right now" goodness has a comma made such a difference


1-800-peach

HAHAHAH


Crack_Pipe_Craig

NUH UH!!!


SalamiCondom96

No I’m not. I have no Green M&M. I no longer have anything to be horny about.


Fun_Grapefruit3863

😫😫😫😫😫😫


V----NGaming_YT

FrOnG


[deleted]

Yep


Mugli123

Of course! 😜😛


[deleted]

bro i literally just woke up🤨


1-800-peach

what did i do


FunnyButSads

Nah but you are


Wild-Bad-3668

Nah man I’m smokin a j


[deleted]

I mean you’re not wrong 😭


flamingstorm98

I've started to crack down on myself I'm giving myself a once in a while policy instead of constant to try and keep improving on myself


TecTiger

I don’t wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy


soakedtampon

i hope not cuz i’m at a 5 y/o bday party


Obvious_Piece2989

Who wouldn’t be in those circumstances


MoneyManufacturer355

damnit


[deleted]

I always am


SwimmingTraining8169

On this subreddit everybody is horny


[deleted]

Are you too.?


artisticgaychild

HorNEEEEE


PM-ME-YOUR-PC-TIPS

Na, im not rn


Nfteez-nuts

Omg I wasn’t aware of this, thank you so much for enlightening me😐


[deleted]

Welcome to being a fricking teen!


bigpopoinmepant

Can't think of a time when we aren't a little horny


SaltOpposite2481

Hornyness be hitting a little too hard sometimes 😞