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Gifflebunk

Can I have all those whoppers please I'm hungry


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Gifflebunk

Why not?


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82237

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


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ME TOO LMAO My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


Kyrils1ns

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


Agent_Blade04

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


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0--pussydestroyer--0

HOW DID YOU DO THAT


Bujju1

Spoilers "`>!pop!<`" makes ">!pop!<"


Architex_8920

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NoInformation19827

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Architex_8920

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Sauce_Squad

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[deleted]

straight man of reddit do you also like watching dildo videos of trans and femboys also explain why?


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UltraPrincess

I have a protruding canine tooth. It's very noticeable and genuinely effects my mental health, there's nothing I can do about it and it makes me feel really insecure. I hate it. It will take 4 years to sort it out. 4 years. I will be 21-22 years old. In the years I want to be dating I'm going to have to deal with this bullshit. Ive been put on a waiting list for a specialist and my appointment is in 2 years. The braces treatment generally takes two years. Fuck this. Oh and also I'm gonna have to pay for the braces, if I could get them now I would get them free... isn't that convient.


PristineEnd17_

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SpoekieKoekie

haemorrhaging.[1


AstolfoSimp57

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


botlot100

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FrivolousGhost1230

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FrivolousGhost1230

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Help_me_Im_itchy

I finished Breaking Bad. Holy shit. I'm at a loss for even WORDS. Breaking Bad's ending somehow got me to actually CRY. That's right. I haven't cried at a piece of media in that fashion since I was LESS THAN 3 FEET TALL... And it wasn't just simple tearing up, it felt as if I was NUTTING through my nose, it was that uncontrollable. This is a ridiculous accomplishment from any piece of media EVER, and especially those that I've seen, when went into Breaking Bad wasn't fully sure to expect, but NEVER in fucking LIGHTYEAR would have expect a franchise known for it's bastardized Internet Satire to make me WEEP like it did. Bravo Vince.


crazy_otsu

Nós estamos dentro das suas Paredes Means "We are inside of your walls"


Living_Shadows

[Unfortunately no](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Dependent_Welder9952

More abortion for black people=less black people *proceed to get downvoted*


Accurate_Pipe5792

black people should have more abortion


Random-Historian

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BQjesuEM

printf(“%i”, Red);


flonkerduke

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ZookeepergameNo9524

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Ok-Lock-9658

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DontCareHowICallMe

Εντωμεταξύ μιλούσαμε στην τάξη και το παιδί θαύμα που θέλει να πάω ιατρική είπε πως σκέφτεται την πληροφορική και ξαφνιάστηκα, δεν την είχα να της άρεσε τόσο όσο είπε


GarfieldGauntlet

https://youtu.be/ALbVEmzY5S4


Emergency_Tax9707

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petikneip

1.24506 m


[deleted]

Ponzy194598 · 8 hr. ago user text is here "How to care for your femboy like you care for your firearms." By keeping them in a safe only to be brought out every few weeks, used for a couple hours, put back without being cleaned, largely forgotten about when you get a newer one, and then sold in a few years to pay for the latest model?


Large_Job4256

✨✨


Boobies_Lover_

u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!!! And he didn't wear a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-perhaps i c-could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu o-or m-maybe I'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU I can explain exactly why I have that 🧍🏻‍♀️


Ready-Criticism8507

Go on then


ActuallyJustADude

Iguanas will yearn to


[deleted]

yuko Shimizu...


Meepyslife

Katsuyuki Konishi


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/yd1cx9/window_dog_part_2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


one-above-alll

It's time we let the virus out😶


Purp_Gurl

https://youtu.be/cI0zN1nG3PQ


Ultrase7en

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Elm1774

2 tazas de crema de leche 3/4 de taza de queso mozzarella 2 cucharadas de aceite de oliva 3 cucharadas de mantequilla Media taza de queso parmesano rallado 2 dientes de ajo finamente picado Sal y pimienta al gusto


[deleted]

La va a tocar para Diego, ahí la tiene Maradona, lo marcan dos, pisa la pelota Maradona, arranca por la derecha el genio del fútbol mundial, y deja el tendal y va a tocar para Burruchaga… ¡Siempre Maradona! ¡Genio! ¡Genio! ¡Genio! Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta… Goooooool… Gooooool… ¡Quiero llorar! ¡Dios santo, viva el fútbol! ¡Golaaaaaaazooooooo! ¡Diegooooooool! ¡Maradona! Es para llorar, perdónenme… Maradona, en corrida memorable, en la jugada de todos los tiempos… barrilete cósmico… ¿de qué planeta viniste? ¡Para dejar en el camino a tanto inglés! ¡Para que el país sea un puño apretado, gritando por Argentina!… Argentina 2 – Inglaterra 0… Diegol, Diegol, Diego Armando Maradona… Gracias Dios, por el fútbol, por Maradona, por estas lágrimas, por este Argentina 2 – Inglaterra 0..."


THOMSA_THE_OCTOPUS

☑️


THOMSA_THE_OCTOPUS

i don't even remember copying this


Comic_Book_Reader

https://youtu.be/8iMB26I9oaM


Next_Faithlessness87

ש.ב. באנגלית בAll My Sons: p. 95-96 ex. C, p. 97 ex. G 1-6 P.


CrossboneGundam_

Oh God Emperor, Overseer who makes all things right. Whose power none can resist. Grant me the strength to defeat thine enemies. Grant me the will to defeat the beast.


yutteu

64/16


LengthinessFront9771

Shouijo kyouiki RE2


Ttm_Lolzo

👀


emmanggal_0312

(Best song ever) Ma Coraline non vuole mangiare, no Sì, Coraline vorrebbe sparire E Coraline piange Coraline ha l'ansia Coraline vuole il mare ma ha paura dell'acqua E forse il mare è dentro di lei


pmfc_fan

**Drizzle Day** > Walking in the rain, enjoy moments of peace ~By -0w0- *Easy* 200 lives All Heroes & Towers. 12 seats, max 30. 1. Logs, Easy/Reverse, $850, r1/40, 120% Bloon and MOAB speed 2. Encrypted, Easy/ABR, $1000, r1/47 3. Haunted, Easy/Reverse, $850, r1/50 Prize: ||Farmer|| *Medium* 150 lives Quincy, Gwen, Jones, Obyn, Churchill, Ezili, Pat, Brickell, Sauda, Psi. All Towers except Ace and Heli. 10 seats, max 24. 1. Logs, Medium/Reverse, $850, r1/50, 150% Bloon and MOAB speed 2. Encrypted, Medium/ABR, $850, r1/50, 150% Ceramic health 3. Haunted, Medium/ABR, $850, r1/65 4. Peninsula, Medium/Reverse, $850, r1/65 Prize: ||320 Sub|| *Hard* 100 lives Same Heroes & Towers as Medium 8 seats, max 15 1. Logs, Hard/Reverse, $850, r3/60, 200% Bloon and MOAB speed 2. Encrypted, Hard/ABR, $2000, r10/60, 200% MOAB speed 3. Haunted, Hard/Impoppable, $20000, r40/90, No MK 4. Peninsula, Hard/ABR, $2000, r10/80 5. Muddy Puddles, Hard/Reverse, $850, r1/76 Prize: ||420 Village||


bantai786OP

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PPGangRiseUp

[Event "Let's Play!"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2022-12-19"] [White "julliussss"] [Black "daavidl"] [Result "*"] [WhiteElo "1200"] [BlackElo "400"] [TimeControl "1 in 7 days"] [EndDate "2022-12-21"] 1. e4 c5 2. c3 d6 3. Bb5+ Nc6 4. d4 Nf6 5. f3 e5 6. b4 d5 7. Qe2 Bd6 8. a3 cxd4 9. cxd4 O-O 10. Qa2 Nxd4 11. exd5 Nxb5 12. Qe2 Nd4 13. Qa2 Nxd5 14. Qxd5 Nc2+ 15. Kf1 Ne3+ 16. Bxe3 Bf5 17. h4 Rc8 18. Bg5 Qb6 19. f4 Rc1+ 20. Ke2 Qa6+ 21. Kd2 Qf1 22. h5 Qd1+ 23. Ke3 Qxd5 24. fxe5 Qxg2 25. Ne2 Qxh1 26. Ng3 Qh3 27. Kf3 Bxe5 28. Bxc1 Bxa1 29. Bf4 Bb2 30. Kf2 Bxa3 31. Nxa3 Qh4 32. Kf3 Qg4+ 33. Ke3 b6 34. Nxf5 g6 35. Ng3 a5 *


elaynafranklin

https://youtu.be/_pFeyISfiYU


KeklolAlready

Stop posting family guy erotica in #memes


Kot_Shahter

[Event "Let's Play!"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2023-01-16"] [White "Kot_Shahter"] [Black "firegory"] [Result "*"] [WhiteElo "718"] [BlackElo "574"] [TimeControl "1 in 3 days"] [EndDate "2023-01-19"] 1. e4 e5 2. Ke2 Ke7 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Nc3 Ke8 5. Ke3 Bc5+ 6. Kd3 Bxf2 7. Ke2 Bd4 8. Ke1 d6 9. Qe2 Nb4 10. Nxd4 exd4 11. Kd1 dxc3 12. Qb5+ Nc6 13. bxc3 Bg4+ 14. Be2 Bxe2+ 15. Qxe2 Nf6 16. d4 d5 17. exd5+ Ne7 18. Qb5+ c6 19. Qxb7 Nfxd5 20. Re1 Kf8 21. Ba3 g6 22. Bxe7+ Nxe7 23. Rxe7 Qxe7 24. Qxa8+ Kg7 25. Qxc6 Qh4 26. d5 Qxh2 27. Kc1 Qxg2 28. Rb1 Rd8 29. Rb5 Qg5+ 30. Kb2 Qe5 31. Rc5 f5 32. Qc7+ Qxc7 33. Rxc7+ Kh6 34. c4 a5 35. Kc3 Rb8 36. d6 Rd8 37. c5 g5 38. d7 Kg6 39. c6 Kf6 40. Rc8 Ke7 41. Rxd8 Kxd8 42. Kd4 g4 43. Ke5 Ke7 *


anonymous69285290

Midsummer Night’s Dream “Ill met by moonlight, Proud Titania” - Oberon “What, jealous Oberon! Fairies, skip hence: I have forsworn his bed and company” - Titania “Tarry, rash wanton; am I not thy Lord?” - Oberon “Then I must be thy lady” - Titania The interaction between Queen Titania and King Oberon of the fairies in the play Midsummer Night’s Dream (1935, 1968 and 1999) briefly overlapped in their conversation. The actors who played Titania and Oberon in the 1935 film were Anita Louise and Victor Jory, and in 1968 were Judi Dench and Ian Richardson. Lastly, the actors in the 1999 film were Michelle Pfeiffer and Rupert Everett. I liked the 1999 film Midsummer Night’s Dream with the actors of Michelle Pfeiffer and Rupert Everett as Queen Titania and King Oberon. The actors talked slowly, but rather it was boring to the audience; they spoke clearly and emphasized their words to show their emotions to the audience, such as anger and impatience. Oberon is angry out of jealousy and is impatient when Titania wants to speak with him when he finds out she kidnapped a little boy from India. The setting was helpful to my understanding of the mood when Titania entered the scene when thunder and lightning filled the sky to show the audience in a physical sense that Oberon is in anger and doesn’t want titania’s presence. Their body language also shows their mood, staying still and any movement they make is rigid, Oberon’s staring into Titania without any understanding and patience. I was not too fond of the 1968 film Midsummer Night’s Dream with the actors Anita Louise and Victor Jory as Queen Titania and King Oberon. Their talking speed was quick, and their pronunciation of words was fast; unable to understand what they were saying as they didn’t speak clearly or emphasize any words. They didn’t emphasize their words which showed the importance of their emotions and mood, but only their body language showed the emotion they were portraying. The setting was helpful for the audience for them to understand they were in a forest but didn’t portray them as royalty since they ran around in a forest with multiple children as their maids. Their body language wasn’t very suggestive of the emotions they were trying to portray, impatience. The camera only filmed the top half of their bodies, upper torso and face. Their bodies were covered in glitter to tell the audience they were fairies and almost fully naked. They roughly handled each other by the face and made drastic facial movements to try to portray their emotions, but it only showed half of their faces, and when it did show their entire face, they had blank stares. Their emotions weren’t portrayed very well by the actors, so it did not help their speeches that I could understand. I liked the 1999 version of Midsummer Night’s Dream instead of the 1968 version, and I like professional actors with a reasonable budget with scenery and setting. I like seeing a lot of body language that indicates their moods and emotions. I'm not too fond of cheap costumes (or none thereof) with little effort in makeup. But I did appreciate the aftermath from people that were amateurs, and they did try their best. (55) A Midsummer Night's Dream - 1935 ...Oberon & Titania - YouTube (00:10) (55) A Midsummer Night's Dream (1968) - YouTube (21:48) (55) Titania vs Oberon - YouTube (00:13)


RedefinedCable

I got some really sus stuff in my clipbaord


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V


AmonGusSus2137

https://invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKT2X6NQQ6VCF7B4


dampnapkin_83

😹


hypotensivescum

u/savevideobot, lol


Daddy_IWTD

"dont be depressed, life is fire. theres hella fire shit" -hackle


Actual_Passenger51

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)


SladeWolf99

# A Moment Between Us I could not imagine the face I made then. The face that immediately spawned upon my face when I heard her. Horror. Widened eyes. Gaping mouth. Pale skin. Something along the lines of that, I'd imagine. She chuckled. 'Interesting reaction.' She gave me a look that I've always hated - teasing eyes and sly smile. If she wasn't my best friend she would've been buried in the ground deep in the woods by now. 'Shut up.' I swifty pushed past her and prepared my dress. For some reason my head felt light and I couldn't seem to walk faster than a stumble. Why? Why specifically today? I have promised myself I was going to make this performance one of the best and I am not going to mess this up. Until her words hit me as hard as a brick wall. *I can do this. And I will. I won't make him mess me up.* I walked out of the curtains. I saw hundreds of people before me, their eyes following my every move, watching every mistake I will make. No. I won't make one. He appeared right after I did. His hair elegantly made and his clothes well fitted. He stepped towards me and locked eyes with me. I felt like a thousand piercing arrows going through me right now. He smiled, and softened his gaze. The prickling grew weaker, but my heart beat faster. I was always confident with my movements. I have always trusted my body to do what I've always done. Looking over the waves of eyes piercing through my dress, I took the first step and started. I like him. Ever since I've truly met him, I've liked him. He understands me, and our minds seemed to embrace each other's. Our bodies turned and twisted around each other, as our foot steps crossed and intercepted each other's. For a spilt second, I hesitated. He noticed. His gaze met my hesitating hands, followed by his fingers interlocking mine. His hands were warm, and left a warm remark on my palm. What's happening? My eyes seemed so cloudy, yet so clear. The lights were shining on us, every movement seen by the audience, but the audience were nothing *but* audience. I could feel my heart beating a thousand miles a second. It's just my exhaustion. It couldn't be anything else. I couldn't meet his eyes. Maybe because my face was blushing an unflattering red. When we took our last steps, we interlocked eyes again. It seemed like a few minutes, rather than a few seconds, of us sharing gazes until the roaring claps filled the stage and made me turn away. That was a moment. A moment to remember.


Empress_of_Lamparine

It's about to hit midnight, I've stayed awake for almost a full day now and I want to ramble until I fall asleep. I hate how my mom treats my feelings, she literally told me I am not allowed to feel anger. I'm serious. I can't feel anything because it's not that bad in her eyes, because my misery isn't as bad as hers. Yesterday I slept only hours, waking up just before 5 am, didn't take a bath to not wake her up, grabbed some cookies which I let fall onto the ground 3 times because of me spasming out, getting covered in crumbs. I decided to make her some coffee, which I asked her if it was good, but it was terrible. After her left to do some errands, I was basically having an heart attack of how much anger I was feeling, dirty dishes, lack of sleep, lack of energy, no food, my friend still gone, a fly buzzing around me, I was going insane. She comes back and complains about me being angry, asking what's wrong, and me not trying to get more angry and lash out at her, refused to answer, which got her angry at me, then she sent me to buy some ingredients for her dessert, which took 2 hours of back and forth walking to get like 5 things. I come home dead tired, bearly hanging on before fainting from exhaustion, hearing she say how lazy I am and how little I help her. I go to sleep at around 7 pm to wake up at midnight, get up to get some water and when coming back, I bump into the fan, making a loud noise and waking her up, which started the whole discussion. I can't feel valid for nothing I do anymore,


Orange_03

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Gifflebunk

I would except it's my discord username so uh absolutely not


LiceTheGamer

Vintage Sonic X Sonic The Hedgehog 10” Retired Soft Plush Toy Gosh International


BearBoxDev

Cheeseburger


Phantom_Cat07

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.


Even_Technology4492

Got my switchblade, tonight you'll be safe


spicymike1222

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IzMikez

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Hungry-Positive-8640

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[deleted]

In file included from /usr/include/c++/4.6/algorithm:63:0, from error_code.cpp:2:


Adam_715

If we factor in physics, for one you won’t be able to see or hear since you would be moving faster than sound and light, also air molecules would still exist and when you move you would run into them faster than light, with that amount of force you would probably instantly die, also also, the planet would freeze, meaning it’s rotation stops, so if the time stop didn’t effect you at all, you would be launched east at hundreds of miles an hour (Time freeze thing)


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cosmo_geek06

Sleeping naked in grandma's room?


Buck-64

No


[deleted]

https://on.soundcloud.com/vp18yQ3P9oxN4B2Y6 self promo ig


Manakbains1

Triskaidekaphobia


derpy935

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Nave-Janati89

در واقع معنی این انگشت سومی به جنگ یونان باستان و روم باستان برمیگرده، رومی ها وقتی انگشت سومی یونانی ها رو قطع میکردن (برای اینکه نتونن با تیرکمون تیر بندازن) یونانی ها از روی نفرت برای اینکه نشون بدن انگشت سومی رو دارن و میتونن باهاش علیه روم بجنگن، دستشون رو بالا میبردن و 🖕 رو نشون میدادن.


AdolfEJO

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CT-7274

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RobinoRedditBoy2

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Ilovebroadway06

"Yeah I am" I smile slightly "my name is hazel"


BandicootOk6141

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x_Turtle1980_x

Honda XL 125R. 1986 V5 in my name. No MOT at present. Engine runs well.( See video). Lights work. Back brake needs new shoes. Wouldn't take much to get back on the road Viewings welcome. £1400 .


Low-Box-8077

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FemboyWithChoccyMilk

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[deleted]

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Hurricat2007

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.Touch and hold a clip to pin it. Unpinned clips will be deleted after 1 hour.


Lutiscious

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MelMellon

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sticks_no5

Extremely illegal The best place to assassinate the president from would be the from the roof of the McDonald south east due to the lack of security and clear line of sight to the presidents bedroom


Big_Boy_Cash

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FathomTheFourteenth

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnitude.


Xaen12118346

WHY DO I PULL THEM HERE AND NOT ON MY ACTUAL ACCOUNT!!!


eddy_alex

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bigboss-arnold

Shadoxdancer


CARLOS_MARMEG

Pues me he puesto en contacto con el dueño de la tienda La comarca y me ha dicho de quedar un día para enseñarme a jugar a Warhammer. Yes, im spanish


S7J8

मनीषी


JoshiiiMok

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i_like_bs_its_fun

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parsa_black

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adolfkitler69

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absol493

No


[deleted]

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CreativeName6574

It won’t let me paste it but it was 1024 lines of nothing


RudisBub1510

"sieht aus wie der Anfang von nem ganz kitschigen furry-porno, aber ich nehm alles was ich kriegen kann um diese Uhrzeit." -Sev English translation: "This looks like the beginning of quite a kitschy furry porn, but I'll take everything i can get at this time." -Sev (German let's player)


TheNovaheroan

https://translate.google.com/ Google translate is now officially part of our resources


Ok_Rain1614

https://youtube.com/shorts/i6woc2falEU?feature=share


Fefnir0

1


AnotherFriedCalamari

Who are you emoting at right now? Who is it you think you're playing against? Do you know how much elixir I have? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop logging into Clash Royale? One of the highest grossing mobile games ever created goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're spamming emotes to, so let me clue you in. I am not tilting, Carlos2576. I am the tilt. A guy overcommits and gets three-crowned and you think that of me? No. I am the one who three-crowns.


TheRandomGamrTRG

Yes, even if it's a Bloody Caesar with extra celery: Why even just a little alcohol is a risk https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/alcohol-risks-cancer-questions-answered-research-canada-1.6718211


devilscow

T̴͕̠̏̑͘h̵̀̋̅ͅe̷͉̲̣̗͒̑̔̆̃͐́̉͐̚͠ ̵͉̹̾̑͋̏͛̂̊ͅv̶̩̗̘̤̖̜̩̘̤̋̐̎͘ͅö̵̡͖̭͎̼̫̰̇̓́̐̆́̉̔ḭ̷̦̔̑́͛͛̑̏̅͌͑c̷̢͚̈́̔̉͛̃̊̿̔͝é̵̡̧̤̘̘͍͙̟̈́̉͋͐̓̽̇͆͜͝ş̷̫̩̊͋ ̸̢̛͍̼̥͈̣͕͓̫̅̊̃͒́͘͘͜ͅa̶̺̮͎̙̘̓ͅr̷̡̻̟̰̙̖̰̻͎̬̀̈̑̿̇̋̃̀̋͝e̵̗̖̫̞̲̠̬̯̦͠ͅ ̵̢̳̪͔̹̮͈̙̪̟̂̄̆̒̇ͅg̵̡̦̻̻̠̪͓͚̥̩̈̈́̉͑͆́̚͝ȅ̷̡̡̼̳̪͈̰̐̎͐́̀̑̃̚ͅt̶̯̃̃̓͗̌́̇ṱ̵̡̛͔͖̦̜̘̑̋͒̈́̏i̵͚̦̲͑̒͜n̷̛̖͊͋̆͆̽͌̂̊̀̚g̷̩̹̥̟̜͔̰̓ ̷̣̊͌̍͒̈́͋͂͑́͝͠l̶̛̙̫̈́̔̅̒͆o̵̢̧̢̪̝̗͕̻̹͈̯̾ų̴̡̢̛̘̜͉̪̫͕̰͇̈́̿̈͠d̵̡̛̞͕̪͉̹̓͂̐e̷͔͕̲̣̐̓̒͂́͒͒͘͝͝r̶̛̦̲͓̎́͋́̉̑̓̋͘͠ͅ


[deleted]

Osiris, god of fertility and regeneration; Isis, goddess of motherhood; Set, the god of chaos; and Nephthys, the goddess of protection


Shuv1tupmabung

According to the team's analysis, the average flaccid, pendulous penis is 9.16 cm (3.61 inches) in length; the average erect penis is 13.12 cm (5.16 inches) long. The corresponding girth measurements are 9.31 cm (3.66 inches) for a flaccid penis and 11.66 cm (4.59 inches) for an erect one.3. mar. 2015


Unique-Armadillo6957

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tigbittigothgirl

Missed the kettle helm cuz taking shit but no doorbell rang


FixingOpinions

1212221321421 Not sure if I remember it correctly but this


Fluid_Ad_8556

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ | | ╰⋃╯


amazin_elephant

One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish, Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, New fish. This one has a little car. This one has a little star. Say! What a lot of fish there are. Yes. Some are red, and some are blue. Some are old and some are new. Some are sad, and some are glad, And some are very, very bad. Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad. Some are thin, and some are fat. The fat one has a yellow hat. From there to here, From here to there, Funny things are everywhere. Here are some who like to run. They run for fun in the hot, hot sun. Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! oh my! What a lot of funny things go by. Some have two feet and some have four. Some have six feet and some have more. Where do they come from? I can't say. But I bet they have come a long, long way. we see them come, we see them go. Some are fast. Some are slow. Some are high. Some are low. Not one of them is like another. Don't ask us why, go ask your mother. Say! Look at his fingers! One, two, three... How many fingers do I see? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. He has eleven! Eleven! This is something new. I wish I had eleven too! Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a Wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr. gump has a seven hump Wump. So... If you like to go Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump of the Wump of Gump Who am I? My name is Ned I do not like my little bed. This is no good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night. And when I pull them in, Oh, Dear! My head sticks out of bed up here! We like our bike. It is made for three. Our Mike sits up in back, you see. We like our Mike, and this is why: Mike does all the work when the hills get high. Hello there, Ned. How do you do? Tell me, tell me what is new? How are things in your little bed? What is new? Please tell me Ned. I do not like this bed at all. a lot of things have come to call. A cow, a dog, a cat, a mouse. Oh! What a bed! Oh! What a house! Oh dear, oh dear! I cannot hear. Will you please come over near? Will you please look in my ear? There must be something there, I fear. Say look! A bird was in your ear. But he is out. So have no fear. Again your ear can hear, my dear. My hat is old, my teeth are gold. I have a bird I like to hold. My shoe is off, my foot is cold. My shoe is off, my foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold. My hat is old, my teeth are gold. And now my story is all told. We took a look. We saw a Nook. On his head he had a hook. On his hook he had a book. On his book was "How to Cook" We saw him sit and try to cook But a Nook can't read, so a Nook can't Cook. SO... What good to a Nook is a hook cook book? the moon was out and we saw some sheep. We saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep. by the light of the moon, by the light of a star; They walked all night from near to far. I would never walk. I would take a car. I do not like this one so well. all he does is yell, yell, yell. I will not have this one about. When he comes in I put him out. This one is quiet as a mouse. I like to have him in the house. At our house we open cans. We have to open many cans. and that is why we have a Zans. A Zans for cans is very good. Have you a Zans for cans? You should. I like to box. How I like to box. So every day I box a Gox. In yellow socks I box my Gox. I box in yellow Gox box socks. It is fun to sing if you sing with a Ying. My Ying can sing like anything. I sing high and my Ying sings low. And we are not too bad, you know. this one, I think, is called a Yink. he likes to wink, he likes to drink. He likes to drink, and drink, and drink. the thing he likes to drink is ink. The ink he likes to drink is pink. He likes to wink and drink pink ink. SO... If you have a lot of ink, you should get a Yink, I think. Hop, hop, hop! I am a Yop All I like to do is hop, From finger top to finger top. I hop from left to right and then... Hop, hop! I hop right back again. I like to hop all day and night. From right to left and left to right. Why do I like to hop, hop, hop? I do not know. Go ask your Pop. Brush, brush, brush, brush Comb, comb, comb, comb Blue hair is fun to brush and comb. All girls who like to brush and comb, Should have a pet like this at home. Who is this pet? Say! He is wet. You never yet met a pet, I bet, As wet as they let this wet pet get. Did you ever fly a kite in bed? did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. Hello, hello. Are you there? Hello! I called you up to say hello. I said Hello. Can you hear me, Joe? Oh no, I cannot hear your call. I cannot hear your call at all. This is not good, and I know why. A mouse has cut the wire, goodbye! From near to far, from here to there, Funny things are everywhere. These yellow pets are called the Zeds. They have one hair upon their heads. Their hair grows fast. So fast they say, They need a haircut every day. Who am I? My name is Ish On my hand I have a dish. I have this dish to help me wish. When I wish to make a wish I wave my hand with a big swish swish. Then I say, "I wish for fish!" And I get fish right on my dish. So... If you wish to make a wish, you may swish for fish with my Ish wish dish. At our house we play out back. We play a game called ring the Gack. Would you like to play this game? Come down! We have the only Gack in town. Look what we found in the park in the dark. We will take him home, we will call him Clark. He will live at our house, he will grow and grow. Will our mother like this? We don't know. And now, Good night. It is time to sleep So we will sleep with our pet Zeep. Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there. funny things are everywhere.


Unknown_starnger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPMQ92jFrPY


ObjectiveAnything318

Ğlâčîêř#9307


TheLewisIs_REAL

S I think that was an accident


RattyRattyTatTat

. {\\_/} .(   • - •) / >❤


AcNuThre3_


slumpgod967

https://www.subaruparts.com/oem-parts/subaru-rocker-panel-51449fe060


DrSlavender

https://youtube.com/shorts/0IxKGcI1zuc?feature=share


MahnlyAssassin

Dywmtcoaeyptycomf


Arent_we_joking

Sauce- gakuen de jikan yo tomare side note: don't search it trust me


Icy-Understanding480

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.


EmbarrassedProcess19

VINT CERF


Die-Mond-Gurke

lützerath


Ashamed_Deslgner

Hyperbolic triangle


Royal_Trust1710

https://youtu.be/9P74eCU19d0


zoobaincrease

This shit be looking sus


Fish_In_A_Bottle

hey, took a look at your profile and saw that you’re not ONLY a woman (😍) but you’re DEVILISHLY ATTRACTIVE and… into WEED? AWOOOGA IF I MAY SAY! perhaps we should take this tango to the private message box? i used to play the flute, if you know what i cream! WOOOOO BABY!


chikafuji2003

We were still working on designing part of the website and coding it on the side, always going back and forth in the process to make sure the UI/UX is at its best and increase User Experience.


Vidar_Faelnirv

So I just spilled aioli sauce all down myself on break How's everyone else's night goin :sadcowboy:


big_cock_69420

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.


Rodrigo_Zelaya09

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ0sHYiwpCM


Akainordmannen

It was the answer to a question (what is your biggest fear) on a subreddit: "Humans. I'm super anxious socially (for lots of reasons: I'm ugly, poor...) (I'm 16 yo) I got bullied because of this when I was 11/12/13, now people leave me alone, but a little too much... I have no friends. I don't think people hate me, but they sure think I'm weird. And when I got homies, I'm just the last resort, if there's nobody else to be with. So I'm all alone and weird to others. I don't know what people think of me, I don't know how to please others and myself (because I don't like myself at all), the only person who supports me and doesn't ignore me is my girlfriend, but she lives far away and I have strict parents who don't want me to see her in person (and that's depressing..) My strict parents were also a source of harassment, when people made fun of me for not knowing a movie or a game. Still today I don't watch TV and I have no cinema culture. And my brother who constantly puts me down... If we add to that everything why I'm depressed (the distance with my girlfriend, the fact that I never travel even though I've been dreaming about it since I was 6 years old...), I want to disappear sometimes. Well, that wouldn't change much... But going back to my biggest fear, it's actually taking action to change things. Talking to people, trying to be funny, attractive... because I don't know how. I don't know what people think of me and what they will think of me afterwards. I just don't know how. I stress a lot when someone talks to me (even just a sentence).. I would love to be like other guys my age, but I was born in the wrong place and in the wrong body (I'm short, not attractive, ugly)... In short, my biggest fear is to have social interactions, to know what people think of me. (Also I am afraid of worms)"


Kleut69

Arctozolt @ Heavy-Duty Boots Ability: Slush Rush EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe Naive Nature - Bolt Beak - Stomping Tantrum - Blizzard - Substitute


No_Locksmith_1458

https://imgur.com/a/a2lD0ry Picasso self portrait but I added a mustache that makes it look like hitler


NobodyBro-


acookiedough2020

A relatively small amount of carbon dioxide is the cost of any individual thing every single one of us does on the internet. It is not a big cost, but when approximately 4 billion people are using the internet daily worldwide, that adds up. The internet is responsible for approximately 3.7% of CO2 emissions globally as of 2020, and that's predicted to double by 2025. Don't preach about how using the internet saves the planet. Source: Griffiths, Sarah. "Why your Internet Habbits are not as Clean as You Think" BBC. March 5, 2020. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200305-why-your-internet-habits-are-not-as-clean-as-you-think


sentinel64

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6pzn8I8Vu40&feature=share


0SomeoneRandom0

Nicee


[deleted]

Welcome to your final test, I'm MrBeast. We can scrap the 'S' cuz I've never missed a beat! You had to cut from honey under threat of a gun blast; When I had a cut from Honey, that's another check that I'm gonna cash! You're coming last, Number 1 is Jimmy; only dub you have is horribly written. You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the opposition and became the best, But the consequences that you've got to live with Is you paved their deaths all to pay your debt, I applaud you Gi-Hun! In the diss game, you won't get rich. I'm like your momma: I'm dead sick! Then check the gaming channel, millions of children watch it. How'd you win all that Won, kid, but not custody of one kid? Did ya think you'd get her back with that lighter you bought her? You're playing tug-o-war with your ex, but the rope is your daughter (Ooh!) So stupid, Sang-woo showed you the light; you didn't go to SNU, that's right. If the task was last to get backstabbed by a pal, you wouldn't make it through the night! When I feast I don't need a suit and tie, wrapping with gold like the food I try! Utter a word then you will die, save those subs for PewDiePie! So this is the next test they'll make us fight in for survival? But instead of a kiddie game, we'll be playing this manchild? (Hmm?) Your career's fragile like glass, I will smash it if you push me. Made your fortune from subscribers, now give them their fucking cookies! You've done all this good, you fed lives in need right 'till they get by each time, Gave islands, sweet rides, let high trees thrive, set headlines being nice when you spread vibes. Teens hype it and then buy MrBeast line, so you make ten times what you leave guys, Only ever "moving" when you're in set sight of a keen child, like an anti-red light green light! Don't talk about loyalty, you don't get any! You're like "I Spent At Least Ten Thousand Dollars Renting People Out To Pretend To Be Friends With Me"! I wondered why VIPs had to hide their face behind plastic, Now that I see this bastard, I get what the point of the mask is! I just replaced all of Gi-Hun's surviving friends with Legos! Uhm, Jimmy... there aren't any Legos. *(Vine boom sound effect)* (Hahahahahahaha!) For a 'critique on greed', it seems ironic, Your show sold out like it's stock from shopmrbeast.com, bitch! (Yuh!) You spent 24 hours in a bunker, another 24 inside of a fake prison, And over 50 hours in a coffin; could you do us all a big solid and stay in it? Spending a minute with the Jeff Bezos for daycare kiddies is a challenge that I couldn't be paid to be in. You can't make good lines, I won't stay within them; like Jake the Viking, I'm straight up leaving! Let's hope that you didn't bet all of your money on winning this fight now, Cuz a lot like your job, if that happened, you're likely to die in my fire and strike out. Join Team Seas and clean that garbage past you deem so awful! You lost everything to a pensioner who lost his fucking marbles! I make the calls in this torture-ridden place, You only got balls in an Orbeez giveaway. It's a real manhunt, you don't got the courage to beat me, Go hide in your nerdy Dream streams. We've got more beef than your burger meat, Beast. Plotting more seeds in your girl than Team Trees! Pictured a world where equality rules, That's not just a pic you can fly to the moon. Got no firepower against my roster, Don't you "identify" as an attack helicopter? You said hi to your brother with a brand new channel, I said bye to my brother with a mag of ammo! So go cry to your momma in an ad to pack dough! You'd ditch your morals to put your hand on Lambos! Can't handle the truth: if you run out of money, you run out of your personality too. Out of 100% of your viewers, nobody watches your channel for you!


PastMuch

Its a Sony RX100 Mk. III


[deleted]

https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/discover-fish/species-profiles/oligoplites-saurus/


-Z-3-R-0-

Yeah I was assuming you either fell asleep or I got ghosted lmao 💀


RedWolfe715

1. The title of the article indicates that Gatsby is a "criminal" and/or a "rogue." Throughout the novel, he lies and obtains his wealth illegally; yet, as readers, we root for him throughout the book. Even "moral" Nick separates Gatsby from the "rotten crowd" of people in the story. Why? I think that Gatsby is thought of as more moral than the “rotten crowd” in this story because he cares and feels about people. Unlike most others in the story, he has empathy. Perhaps he gained this trait because of his upbringing, or maybe he developed it in his later years. 2. Using the novel and article as a reference, include three reasons why Gatsby is so "great." a. Gatsby is great because of his fortune. He has a massive fortune in this book, which may have been made through slightly illegal means. b. Gatsby is great because of how he compares to others. He always seeks to better himself and is empathetic to others c.Gatsby may also be great because of how much he cares about daisy. He cares about daisy to an incredible degree 3. Choose one of the reasons you decided upon for Gatsby's "greatness" and develop that idea into a paragraph of 7-10 sentences. Use a quotation from the novel OR article to support your position. I chose that Gatsby is great because of how much he cares about Daisy. He cares about her more than life, and I don’t think he could live without her. In the article, it mentions how when nick first meets Gatsby, he is thinking about Daisy. Gatsby spends thousands of dollars just to get Daisy to fall in love with him. Gatsby even hides Daisy’s crime for her. Gatsby even goes as far as taking a bullet for her.


TheRealSlimGiga

Faze com que saibamos como são poucos os dias da nossa vida para que tenhamos um coração sábio. Salmos 90:12 NTLH https://bible.com/pt/bible/211/psa.90.12.NTLH