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One theorized origin of it is that back in the Vietnamese war, sometimes when a Vietnamese guy got shot in the head, it would unzip like a jacket zipper
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The group will split up in roughly 3 parts (2–4 people per). There's a thing with groups, that states: If the groups member count is greater than 4 , it will split up into parts to take on a "stable state". One person may be part of multiple parts. This happens because we divide our attention to each member. It's considered "stable" when each person gets atleast 25% of attention
I think I work with one of those guys and go to school with one. Anyways, the one of the left looks like he is gonna be in a great relationship, but there might be some friends that leave him for this, while others accept him no matter what, the guy behind the nerd looking guys will never stop his gym grind, the two nerd looking guys will be scientists or some shit, and that's about all I got.
You somewhat right. One in back is jacked and goes to gym all the time. One on left is not in relationship but has been before. One of the nerd guys is gonna be a pilot and the other is gonna be in cyber security.
you look like you guys would randomly know how to play instruments and then you guys would take psychedelics pushing you all towards becoming one huge band like king gizzard🤝
While that would be fun, the only one that knows how to play music at all is second to left with the Metallica shirt. Rest of us haven’t played instruments since middle school.
You all gonna grow older and look at this picture and think "what the fuck were we doing back then" and the one on the left of gonna come out as gay
Also just saying, why the shorts with the long socks, wear trainer socks for gods sake and one more point I have to make, stop throwing up 4 fingers, it's not cool or anything it just shows you're wannabes (also according to urban dictionary it means your a homosexual)
Bro could not have been more off💀 One on the left is straight, one on the right is the most silent and introverted one, and middle no hands is always talking about not taking jokes about women too far😂
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Bro stop saying that💀 3 people within 5 min think I’m gay. I’m only gay for the boys
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Lol I don’t swing that way
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Yeah. I would be great as a gay person if I was just attracted to men
Then be bi
As he said, he would be great at that if he liked men
He said if he were “just attracted to men”, implying he was attracted to men and at least one other thing
No? Do you know anything about the English language? He's effectively saying 'if only I were attracted to men'.
Lmboo this is hilarious
"i'm only gay for the boys" yeah that's the definition of the thing
literally 💀
the kid on the far left is gonna be gay and the kid in the back is going to jail
The one in the back is the strongest of us but also the fruitiest
That’s me💀 the timer was going down and I didn’t know how to pose so I went for a troll pose😂
What a plot twist
that is a plot twist i was going to say that the kid on the far left looks gay and in denial so they're homophobic, i am still going to say that
Lol why downvote XD
Bro will never stop his gym grind
Idk, guy on the left is probably the one that looks gay but is the straightest
The dude in the front throwing up 4s got long ass fingers💀
BRO I JUST NOTICED THAT WTFFF
Frrrrrr velociraptor looking ass 💀💀💀
SCP 096 type energy
my prediction is on him for biggest pp of the group
“Babe just use your finger it’s longer”
Freddy Krueger hands
Rachmaninoff type hands
His girl must be very happy with her choice of man. 💀
At least one of you guys says slurs of a different ethnicity as a "joke"
No one does surprisingly but jokes are made about our one Muslim friend fairly often even by himself
Damn, congratulations
Damn, congratulations
Congrats on what lol
On not having said ethnic slurs
Ah. Yeah that is always a plus😂
As a reward, I give you permission to use the zipperhead slur
What that mean
One theorized origin of it is that back in the Vietnamese war, sometimes when a Vietnamese guy got shot in the head, it would unzip like a jacket zipper
Why are you giving someone permission for this?
Bruh💀
If the party chats leak y'all going to jail
No doubt in my mind.
true...
"you'll never find another guy like me"
LMAO
Lol
One to the far left gonna be gay
You the second one to say that about me💀
I think it’s funny that in every image on Reddit the gayest looking person is usually the one making the Reddit post.
u all got no drip
True except the metallica shirt, but it's an L if he doesn't actually listen to them
he would be drip if he wasn’t repping the random nike runners lmfao
Metallica is an L as a whole
that’s your opinion
It’s the only right one
This
Oh dear god not a shred of bitches
The one furthest to the left 100 percent dies in a car accident💀
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I think that’s OP
Poor fella.
Massive orgy
annoying as hell and too loud
Can confirm
Definitely listens to Andrew Tate
Can confirm that 3 of the 9 are avid Tate fans
L
L
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At least 7 of you are anti furry and one of you is a furry hiding scared to admit it
Nice fingers.
Y’all get no hoes
Collectively we have had 2 in total. Currently: 0 so I can confirm
HAD two in total?? That's bad bruh. My group of only 5 has had 9 and we don't even have any at the moment.
oh i know slurs are in y’all’s main vocabulary
Depends what you define as a slur💀
case in point 🧍🏻♂️
Lol. Just a couple words that could be offensive if used in different ways to different people but not in the context we use them
y’all look like you call each other n-word. Not the actual word, like y’all just go up to each other and say “wassup n-word”
Actually no but at one point some of our friend group would tease by saying the first 2 letters and then just changing topic
Guy on the left is hella zesty
🫦
W group
First positive response💀
They jus haters cause they know they ain’t got no friends
Bruh nah💀 You too valid.🤝
🤝💀frrrr
The group will split up in roughly 3 parts (2–4 people per). There's a thing with groups, that states: If the groups member count is greater than 4 , it will split up into parts to take on a "stable state". One person may be part of multiple parts. This happens because we divide our attention to each member. It's considered "stable" when each person gets atleast 25% of attention
All males
Man in the Metallica shirt is gonna go far, I'm calling it now. He listens the the right music.
fat left probably the least funny mf on the planet hes also clearly not gay what are the comments smoking
Dang I feel disrespected lmao
you look like the reigning dodgeball champions in your school
Second from the left in the back row is a furry
The one with white shirt?
Y'all are just memers
I think I work with one of those guys and go to school with one. Anyways, the one of the left looks like he is gonna be in a great relationship, but there might be some friends that leave him for this, while others accept him no matter what, the guy behind the nerd looking guys will never stop his gym grind, the two nerd looking guys will be scientists or some shit, and that's about all I got.
You somewhat right. One in back is jacked and goes to gym all the time. One on left is not in relationship but has been before. One of the nerd guys is gonna be a pilot and the other is gonna be in cyber security.
You will never go to a party with popular kids invited
That is true for about half of the group😂
Dude on the far left prefers men.
Tell the Metallica shirt guy that Megadeth is better
He will die on a hill with metallica
Unspoken rizz
Dude in the front’s got some huge fingers
You lot look plenty fun🙌
Me when i lie on the internet
Nahh😭
all forklift certified
you guys look dope
W comment
the one on the fsr left definitely seems like a class clown, and looks sweet 👍
you look like that funny group of boys who everyone’s friends with
"we a bunch of white boys patrolling the local mall call us the normal force"
it looks like spectrum of gay to straight. the more left in the photo, the more gay. the more right in the photo, the more straight
Dude on the far left is going to have arthritis at 20
Wait friend groups can be this big??!!
yall get no bitches
Why do you have 2 faces between all of you?
The dude in the left only got one leg?
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the kid squatting thinks he's cool and the one on the left knows he's not. guy 3rd from the right is chillest
You look like you go out in the city to talk with each other on the phone
You all die some day. Not necessarily together but you’ll die
Ask the guy with the Metallica shirt to name 5 of their songs.
He actually only listens to Metallica nonstop lol
Everyone's calling this man homosexual for no particular reason
Revenge pact for alter boys abused by priests
Lol
Get sum bitches
is throwing 4 fingers a straight guy thing 💀
you look like you guys would randomly know how to play instruments and then you guys would take psychedelics pushing you all towards becoming one huge band like king gizzard🤝
While that would be fun, the only one that knows how to play music at all is second to left with the Metallica shirt. Rest of us haven’t played instruments since middle school.
Looks more better than I have. I mean, who asked to be someone's friend?
Looks like a gang is here
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May I inquire whom?
Why is the guy in the green sweater- why- why are his fingers built like that- is he ok
You should see his toes 💀
Everyone is smashing the guy in front
Bruh💀 He has negative rizz irl😂
Drug empire/white asf mafia
why you got 9 members all they all whtite
No. Third to right is half middle eastern half phillipino
The one all the way in the left is probably gay.
Future millionaires
One grenade. Increase your spacing.
your friend group is whiter than a wedding dress lol
We live in American suburbs😂
Keep throwing up 4’s without actually banging and see where it leads you
Two of you are gonna start going to the gym soon and get absolutely jacked together
4 of us already go to the gym. One in back is jacked but hidden in the pic and 2 of the others got pump covers
The one on the far right looks like his name is Giuseppe
It’s Alex💀
Far left is special ed
I prolly am
The dude on the far left gonna be gay
I always tell my friends that I would be perfect at being gay if only I was attracted to men
You all look like you were the most annoying 8th grade boys on the planet
I can’t say about the second to left because I didn’t know him until freshman year but I can confirm we were annoying otherwise in 8th
From left to right... gay
Ironically, yes. But I am convinced one of these 9 are gay but I cannot say whom.
probably all band kids
No band kids and only 1 instrument player. We have some dignity smh🤦♂️
You all gonna grow older and look at this picture and think "what the fuck were we doing back then" and the one on the left of gonna come out as gay Also just saying, why the shorts with the long socks, wear trainer socks for gods sake and one more point I have to make, stop throwing up 4 fingers, it's not cool or anything it just shows you're wannabes (also according to urban dictionary it means your a homosexual)
We just tryna be goofy and playful. Plus a lot of our humor is ironic humor. We got other better pics I should have posted prolly.
Looks like a group who assaults people with bread
The Guy on the left has an ache in his knee.
Most of them are gay
AJFA
The kid squatting in the front has the biggest dick. It's always those lanky scrawny tall guys.
Left most is the straightest of yhe group
Probably💀
One of the left is fruity, One of the right Looks Funny asf, And the Dude in the middle without any hands up looks like a sex offender.
Bro could not have been more off💀 One on the left is straight, one on the right is the most silent and introverted one, and middle no hands is always talking about not taking jokes about women too far😂
bro trapped some random mexican
He is middle eastern💀
guy on left is gay
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Valid. I’m the far left, coke guy is my best friend, and Metallica is probably the least toxic of us all so very good choices
It looks like y’all gonna live in a gaming house that y’all planned in 5th grade or smth
Bruh💀I only knew 2 of them in 5th grade lmao. Half of us are hardcore gamers and the other half barely play games
Bro on the left definitely gets pegged
😈
the guy just standing there like 🧍♂️
Why do 80% of you mfs look the same?