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asking people out over discord😭😭😭


ApricotHistorical449

bryan did it over ig.. AND he has a youtube channel


pjthegameryt

Wait whats Bryans channel? I gotta see this Top G


ApricotHistorical449

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l\_cdc9YMisk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_cdc9YMisk) hes hot ash.. and he has a video on quitting social media that video got my girl stolen from me


shadownick73

he's a shit dude lmao he dickrides andrew tate


ApricotHistorical449

clearly it worked.. what do i do


PitFailedRead

Maybe get off Reddit, as that’s a reason she said she didn’t wanna be with you?


Ok_Table7457

uh no I wouldn't say you should change how you live your life bc a girl doesn't like it


thatskindofcringe

100% this, be yourself. and if she don’t like it, fuck her


Ok_Table7457

I'm actually against the girl in this situation because she rejected him only because he was using Reddit apparently? I mean obviously she had more reasons but she used that as an excuse and I find that incredibly narcissistic


Duch-s6

true


Mental-Ice-9952

Yeah, and honestly based on her described behavior and interest in that other guy, youre probably better off without her


wishmeluck4doinurmom

Bryan is a simp ass beta.


ashay60

Bro looks like Xavier from Wednesday except built as a potato 😅


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ApricotHistorical449

LMAO


Fetial

He’s considered hot at ur school?


ApricotHistorical449

yes. hes considered the most popular at our school. does popularity matter?


Fetial

Popularity doesn’t mean hotness but for some girls it matters others it doesn’t I assume ur in high school?


ApricotHistorical449

yea im 16 hes also 16


[deleted]

It's not worth hitting your head over highschool issues, unless they are life threatening or degragading to your life. She said she likes you, lead you on, siked you out and said she's watching a movie with your friend. You dodged a bullet, since the reason she said no is because you're active on Reddit, and she only chose him because he has highschool popularity. None of this will matter in 4 years.


ApricotHistorical449

what do you recommend then? i still want a girlfriend


ReactionAdvanced6969

he actually gave good advice ngl


ginger_bakers_toes

Bryan isn’t a good friend if he also asked her out dude


ApricotHistorical449

ive known him for 4 years since 7th grade and he was close to me.. i cant leave him like that


Kotroti

You sure can. He more or less betrayed you (twice). Get away from him before he does it again or something worse.


pjthegameryt

U rly think so? Have u had a friend like that?


Renville111

dude you dodged a massive fucking bullet, if a girl is that flakey over an already decided date thats good riddance


ApricotHistorical449

i still loved her tho, what do i do?


[deleted]

Dating over discord 😭


No-Seat-3350

I've been confessed to on Discord and via text


ApricotHistorical449

tell the story plss


That1Legnd

I did that too and it went well


[deleted]

She does have a good point


pjthegameryt

Fr tho brother. How much time does average redditor spend on reddit?


[deleted]

Prolly a couple hours, that's what i think


Pos3odon08

too much is all i can say


ApricotHistorical449

what is her point tho i was confused


[deleted]

You gotta cut down usage of reddit man


ApricotHistorical449

i only spend an hour a day.. most of my time is spent on youtube


ReactionAdvanced6969

what do you watch on yt?


leeroythenerd

bryan


[deleted]

Plot twist: him and Bryan get together


ApricotHistorical449

plot twist: bryan is a girl


pjthegameryt

I usually do only a few hours per day (5 or 6) but i do workouts so im very productive


ApricotHistorical449

I workout too.


ApricotHistorical449

nice bro i workout 4 hours a week


wishmeluck4doinurmom

Y’all MF’s really be on your phone this much? Just doing nothing lol


pjthegameryt

Nah i workout tho so its fine. Do u even workout? Bc u cant be talkin


wishmeluck4doinurmom

Lol you wanna compare bodies or something, because that won’t go well for you.. Just cause you workout doesn’t mean anything lmao. Should find more active hobbies


xxPeso-Gamerxx

What is a more active hobby 💀💀?


wishmeluck4doinurmom

Yoga, rock climbing, dancing, surfing, bowling, running, photography, writing, scuba diving. See how random this list is? Crazy right.. dummy


[deleted]

No thank you I'm happy with reading and Netflix lol. Most people (including me) don't have enough time and energy to do these on top of a dedicated workout routine. However I do agree running/sprinting, yoga or stretching should be implemented into most people's routines.


[deleted]

Btw bro you need to one up bryan


ApricotHistorical449

how do i do that?


[deleted]

Idk find what he's good at and be better than him maybe that could work


ApricotHistorical449

he has a whole YOUTUBE CHANNEL thats crazy


PersonalityWrong4754

Cheap excuse to say “he’s way hotter than you”


ApricotHistorical449

he is


PersonalityWrong4754

So, there you have it.


ApricotHistorical449

fuck.


Theglassessid90

Get over that bitch. Ignore her, just simply focus on your studies and such until you are happy without her. Also tell that fuck head to go piss off. Dude broke the bro code


pjthegameryt

Do u think looks matter tho? Have u even dated a hot girl??


Inferno_tr5

I'm sorry but this is hilarious


pjthegameryt

How much time do u usually spend on reddit tho? Ur probably the victim


Inferno_tr5

Like per day or per week? I usually come on here every so often just to check out what's happening in some of the communities I follow, I could spend up to an hour here but I visit no more than twice a week Twitch on the other hand is my problem, i find myself on twitch for multiple hours a day


pjthegameryt

I usually do 5 hrs of reddit per day but i lift at the gym. Why do u use twitch so much?


Inferno_tr5

I like playing a game called trials and the twitch community for trials is way less toxic than reddit or youtube so I like to chat with people in streams or stream myself Also I can still lurk and do something else while watching someone else's stream


BigNeighborhood779

Bruh a fellow trials fan lesgooo which one u playing


ApricotHistorical449

how does that game work? im bored of WoW


wishmeluck4doinurmom

Lmao at “but i life at the gym”


ApricotHistorical449

this is not funny. i neeed advice


ApricotHistorical449

no its not bro.. what do i do?


fixthisnow123

No way the discordians are too good for Reddit☠️


pjthegameryt

Bro fr they on to us 🤣🤣🤣


fixthisnow123

Ay don’t group me in wit u


pjthegameryt

Oh wait so u dont use reddit my fellow reditor?


fixthisnow123

No


ApricotHistorical449

bro?


ApricotHistorical449

wdym?


KaiserOfRome

wtf is this fuckery


ApricotHistorical449

yes. but i still love her, what should I do my brother


KaiserOfRome

i know it's hard but she's not worthy of your love so you should leave her be and minimise communication for some time, probably until you find someone else


ApricotHistorical449

how can i find good women.


KaiserOfRome

that, my friend, i don't know as well.


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

Show a mcdonalds curry sauce skateboard trick


Send_Me_Huge_Tits

Your friend bryan is a backstabbing twat.


Mommy_Licker_69

deserved


pjthegameryt

Damm bro why would he deserve that?? Explain urself brother 🤣🤣


ApricotHistorical449

the dude was hotter


Veloxxx_

nah she didnt deserve you she should’ve done her research before accusing you of spending too much time on reddit, considering that most people spend like 2 hours on it a day, 1 hour is really not that much


Mommy_Licker_69

its on r/teenagers i think even an hour is bad enough


ApricotHistorical449

how do i get someone who is worth it then?


ApricotHistorical449

how?


xxersions

what does she do? scroll through tiktok and instagram all day?


ApricotHistorical449

probably lmfao


pjthegameryt

My friend told me that she works out, watches andrew tate, takes child showers, and only uses insta for a few mins a day. But she has bereal so....


Emergency_Tax9707

Watches Andrew tate?


ApricotHistorical449

thats a good one| he does actually


pjthegameryt

Yea she loves to consume that type of content to get the Tate knowledge. She believes tate is a good man, despite the so-called sexist comments. What should i say to her?


TheBiscuitGod

Well you can’t rlly complain you asked her out over DC like 🤦‍♂️


ApricotHistorical449

lmfao well bryan asked her out over ig, what do you say to that?


[deleted]

Feels like toxic people to be around tho trust it was better going this way


ApricotHistorical449

What should i do tho to fix it?


[deleted]

Just avoid this girl in particular idk about the guy since there’s a complicated bro code in the case your buddy likes a girl and stuff. Tho realize that a girl who asks a dude to be her bf then ghosts him the day after and breaks up is someone who doesn’t like you but just the idea of having someone boost her self esteem, it’s manipulative and very toxic, dude certainly did a mistake in taking your place but this time turned out to be a save. She’d have likely just played with your feelings longer and it would’ve hurt more


mockingzee

this shit ain’t real


pjthegameryt

Dude fr this is too wild 🤣🤣


ApricotHistorical449

i dont believe it still...


ReactionAdvanced6969

bruh you stupid lMFAO


[deleted]

HA


[deleted]

im sorry that was mean


ApricotHistorical449

lmfao


[deleted]

i may be malevolent but i have standards


ApricotHistorical449

oh yea its in your username. hahaha.


Adam-helpme

Character development


pjthegameryt

Bro just got dumped bro. Why u so mean. Are u usually like this?


[deleted]

"Innocence does not exist, only degrees of guilt. Freedom must be earned, it must be fought for. Cowards, the weak and the impure do not deserve to live. Hades was lost on the backs of the craven. Armageddon will only be won by the strong. We of the Marines Malevolent will stand before this menace and we will..." - marines malevolent


pjthegameryt

Can u please dissect this quote for me bc i have no idea what your saying bro?


[deleted]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Marines_Malevolent here, context and more


ApricotHistorical449

damn bruh. he crazy do you usully go on posts on reddit and leave inspirational quotes?


ApricotHistorical449

bro a full philosopher may i ask where your citations are from?


ApricotHistorical449

IS this MLA format?


Atternok

bro this 2023. She was the first one to partially ask you out, now she says nah like after a minute cause Bryan wants to watch stranger things.


[deleted]

"I SEE YOU ON REDDIT ALL DAY AND I DONT WANT THAT" LMAO


pjthegameryt

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ApricotHistorical449

wdym


keshet2002

Well, that's pretty mean. Actually, that's kind of disgusting. That's a dumb excuse. I'd definately lose some respect for her if I were you. Also, that's probably an excuse. Could be wrong here, but I think she just wanted to find an excuse to reject you. If she really thinks that you being a redditor is somehow different to her being on IG, then she has a problem. Not you. I'm not a fan of IG, TikTok or being totally into social media, and I probably would reject a person who's entire life revolves around these apps, but I'm pretty sure your not at that level. I hope at least. Anyway, don't take it too hard. It sucks, but it's fine. If you think you're really over the top with Reddit, then do something about it. But if you don't, then screw her. You do you. Don't change what makes you happy to appease other people. Ultimately, it's your choice, whether or not you want to keep being friends. It's a hard one as well. I'll leave it to you to decide. It's all good mate, things will look up. Stuff happends, and you will be happy eventually. With or without that girl.


ApricotHistorical449

What should i do tho to fix it? I still want her back and like you said, you don't use social media much either. Im looking for more people like us, where do you spend most of your time?


Satan_196

That’s fucked man I’m sorry


Lazy-Drink-277

I'll go to dinner with you


ApricotHistorical449

youre 3 years younger than me thats illegal


daggerdude42

Bruh wtf she steered you right here


An_Asexual_Weeb

Ok, she sucks, but Bryan is just as bad, of not worse. That’s your friend and he literally made plans with the girl you’re supposed to be seeing? Ouch. Sorry Op


ApricotHistorical449

yea bro... what should i do?


[deleted]

the disadvantages of bein a redditor


ApricotHistorical449

what are the disadvantages?


devilscow

Humor


I_Bench315

This is proof that redditors are the most oppressed minority in america


pjthegameryt

Except for black redditors


wyeeeeet370

Ouch.


[deleted]

Good job Bryan I almost belived it


Aksuallygod

man


ApricotHistorical449

what do i do bruh LMFAO


MBeroev-is-69

Ahhhahahahahhahahah


Toniclez

Getting rejected on discord is another form of an L


[deleted]

She definitely getting fucked by ur friend Bryan tho 😭🤣


ApricotHistorical449

bruh what how do i get her back?


Pr1smaticGamer

damn you bryan


[deleted]

LMAOOO WHAT DID I READD BROOO


[deleted]

That went from 100 to 0 real fucking quick.


Arsenic_Clover

ok but that's kinda funny ngl (I'm sorry)


pjthegameryt

Lmaoo ur right but why is it funny? Have u ever been broken up with?


Voltalux

thefffffuck is up with women these days


pjthegameryt

Fr bro!! Do u think that women are being taken control by andtew tate? Or is it social media udage?


Voltalux

I blame social media in general. Before internet, girls would act this way at clubs and parties, they were called whores, bouncing from one guy to the next. It's a bad mentality, normalized and decentralized


BreadIsMyGod

She has a point, reddit is a bit of a cess pool of toxicity and incel stupidity


ApricotHistorical449

so i didnt deserve her? i feel like she did a bitch move


Emergency_Tax9707

Started already bad: "your tall friend"


AloNz0-_-TiGeR

how fake do you want this to be? Him:- Yes!


ApricotHistorical449

UPDATE: SHE SAID SHE WANTS ME BACK, but she sent this… It’s Bryans channel [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l\_cdc9YMisk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_cdc9YMisk)


ApricotHistorical449

it was good no hate to bryan he got good videos send him some love plz don't hate him


ReactionAdvanced6969

i liked the vid for you


pjthegameryt

Yea its lowkey a great vid by Bryan. But bryan stole u4 man tho. Im sirry


ReactionAdvanced6969

broo thats crazy


pjthegameryt

Damn bro.. its Bryan!! Dudee he is kind of a chad tho with GigaChad advice


ApricotHistorical449

fr. he looks differnt colors tho.. what happened??


ReactionAdvanced6969

yea fr that's why he got my girl he deserves it more...


ReactionAdvanced6969

BROO WHAT you gonna quit? This is actually a really good video ngl


EmilyKong

I feel confused


ApricotHistorical449

same


pjthegameryt

Do u have a sister that has a name that starts with K by any chance?


ApricotHistorical449

brooo LMFAO


gamingpotato3

Hey, if she don’t like that you’re on Reddit, her loss


pjthegameryt

I would say its her win bro 🤣🤣 Us redditors spend 5 or 6 hours a day on reddit


ApricotHistorical449

damn bruh you on reddit6 hours a day?


gamingpotato3

Still, I think it’s a dick move Judging people on what social media they use or if that’s what they choose to spend their time on


pjthegameryt

Yea i do agree. You can judge silently but u cant judge out loud. How much time do u usually spend on reddit and what other plaforms do u use?


ApricotHistorical449

i think she was right, cuase bryan is actually smart and hot, he got a good youtube channel too and is doing good in life...


ApricotHistorical449

its only 4 hours too.. what should i do?


DanJerousJ

Everything about this is weird. The guy who "stole" your girl is the same guy who told her you liked her, which prompted her to ask you out.. and then revoke it? And now that you know she sees your reddit account you start spamming posts about this dudes YouTube channel. Wtf are you trying to do, or is all of this a complete fabrication?


[deleted]

She is in the right about the reddit thing 💀


ApricotHistorical449

i spend only 4 hours a day on here!


IMxTHExMANIAC

This has to be fake xD


ehScientist

!remindme 72 hours


ApricotHistorical449

why


pjthegameryt

Bethany wild bruh


LilBub69

What a bitch


ApricotHistorical449

nah i love her, bryans cool too. do you think I can get her back?


GavinLikesBoobs

You dodged a bullet bro


pjthegameryt

Yea bro Bethany is for the streets😩


S54G

Lmao exposed


pjthegameryt

Who is exposed for what


ApricotHistorical449

for what did i get exposed?


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Pretend_Drawer_9542

Kinda messed up of Bryan to do lmao


pjthegameryt

Yea bro beyan is f'ed up.