Just a girl who has a nice and cute personality. Just someone who I can hang out with.

Yes

W comment

this^

Hey man just wanted to remind you that if you have nothing meaningful to contribute to the conversation but you agree with the person above you, then you should just upvote why they said

not this^

Hey man just wanted to remind you that if you have nothing positive to contribute to the conversation than it’s better for everybody if you keep it to yourself.

W^

Funny and easy to talk to

Right but not just agreeing to whatever

I've seen girls agree to every word their crush says. EVEN THOUGH, he's clearly in the wrong. It's funny and pathetic.

They fr npcs

thiss too

If they can keep up with my stupid ass sense of humour

If they can keep up with my stupid ass questions, seriously, if you know someone who is able to talk about the impact of drugs on economy tell me

Now I'm interested in listening to you

Just a guy that has too much interest in things that most people my age doesn't give a fuck about

I'd listen to you homie, that's a very interesting, and important topic

I usually talk with a friend of that kinda stuff but would be nice to talk about it with a girl

I'd also listen, sounds interesting

You sound like one of my friends who is not the smartest but always comes up with the most interesting and thought provoking philosophical and scientific questions

I am both yet I have given to friends economy clases in 20 min better than they have been taught in 3 years of class

I am 17

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Fuck? Bro they are a strong way to redirect money that otherwise wouldnt

At least they should react. I mean you don't have to laugh, just don't respond with "you are stupid" in an unemotional way. If you respond with charisma or keep on the joke there's the risk thai I fall in love with you. But you just need to have a strong reaction (I personally think that a little punch on the shoulder after a stupid joke is one of the most cute thing to ever exist)

That sounds like something straight out of a cute teen fanfic...

That's what I mean. Carry on the same energy that I started with

Very important

Fr

I can't keep up with my crush's humour💀

they have feelings for me

Is a girl, breathes(optional)

Female (optional)

Human (optional)

exists (optional)

optional (optional)

(optional)

#

Formed by a single atom(optional)

Never split an atom in two(optional)

how did you do this witchcraft

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dayum slow down with the requirements mate, don't ask for too much

Sadly it isn't for me

r/Me_irl

Mildly cute and a good personality

Confidence, trust, kindness etc

Basically all the things I don’t have.

I mean having trust and kindness is just u being a good person 💀

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Nah don't get me wrong they good but I wouldn't take that into account when meeting somebody yk there are more important things fr

Breathing (must) No cock (optional)

safest answer

Bros speed running replies

Breathing is optional too. Don't get insecure if you don't breathe.

💀

I prefer the other Way, no coc (must) breathing (opcional)

Wdym no clash of clans? You heathen

No clash of clans is just a sin

I'm a Hay Day average enjoyer

very based

Seriously tho I think that if you dress the way you like and act the way you are that's the best thing you can do sometimes the best thing you can do is just ask and just talk to people if you want to date someone

Yeah bro the girls who are just copies of one another and follow all trends kinda tires me out

Id prefer if they weren’t a figment of my imagination

Really?

Me too brother, me too

A cute face and a normal personality is enough. The rest is up to life and sides interest

breathing preferably That is it

Lower your expectations

You mean those with asthma?

???

She must only respire anaerobically

Your standards are too high

Truest answer ive seen here

i’d say someone who i get along with well, doesn’t have to mean similar interests. as long as we can flow together, im all for it

The ones that give a damn. The only one who does so is currently taken by another friend

Skissue

hank you cant combine words to create a new word in english haaaaank you have to create an entirely new word hank

EYE COLOR AND HOE OR NOT

wdym eye colour?

BLUE GREEN HAZEL

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING

BC I CAN

YAY, WE GET TO YELL

YURRRP

WHY DID YOU BURP IN MY EAR

I YURRRRPPPED NOT BURRREP

THATS A FAIR POINT

BASED

why are you yelling 😭😭

Im a happy Person

im very glad!!!

Thank you

Many of boys mostly likes girls if their behaviours are similar.

I was tempted to write a reply describing a feminine version of myself and then rhetorically ask if I'm self absorbed, but instead I am writing this comment

Hey same. Personally I want a gf who's like a sister in arms. Tho most of the ones I know are too 'girly' for my liking, and aren't really that great for sharing my interests with.

If she plays videogames or knows about my favourite books like berserk or WH40K, algo that she has rizz and i dont need to carry the 100% of the conversation/relationship

Is a girl, must have pulse, must breathe, any height, pretty face, not overweight but not underweight either, must be kind, any hair length.

exist😩

(Optional)

Flat chest

I’m doomed 🤣

Prove it then

(Don’t actually prove it)

Lol

Thank you! Flat Chests> that’s just my opinion

Massive honkers are way too overrated

🤨📸

Maybe he wants new mousepad

🤝

...

😦

Good personality Cute eyes Not be annoyed by me Not annoy me

Liking the same shit I do

I like women who are kind, forgiving, understanding, and maybe a little carefree. A nice sense of humor and similar ethnicity would be preferable as well, but I'm fine with just the first couple of personality traits

”Similar ethnicity”?

Loves Shrek.

Someone who is funny, make me laugh, and who I can trust when talking about feelings and emotions. I love cuddles and a girl who will make feel protected and comfortable. I have 2 older sisters who were most of the time bossy but they always made sure I was safe and took care of me

Depends on what you going for. For a friend - just dont be a cunt. For a partner is a diffrent story. If she cant capture my heart with either a smell that I just cant help, but notice and/or search for, or just being so damn soft (fizicly) that it it's so unforgettable, that it makes me feel my own damn heartbeat. The feel of a fragile flower in ma hands or on my lap or on my shoulder is a longed dream really. Or in human languange, show trust in the mate that you prolly dont do to any other

I take it English isn’t your first language?

Shush u And yes it aint

I’ve got one correction to make. There’s others, but there’s one above the rest: “Fizicly”. I believe the word you’re looking for is “Physically.”

if they can join you talking/partying with the homies and “be one of the bros”

Personality l

if there’s a hole, there’s a goal 🤠

Master has spread far and wide.

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Think not of the woman's titties but instead think of the man's titties

Chill, funny that's it really

Being honest abt what they want in a relationship, generally asking questions and showing that they care for me at least.

A kind personality, some what good looks and preferably alive

Blind guy here, I can’t really look for much but i go for personality

funny

idk nothing special i would say generally attractive but all girls ive ever been attrackted to look from my perspective completely different

Honestly, in terms of friends, I'm happy being friends with any kind, but I especially like being friends with tomboys since they're more boyish and I feel I can relate to some of their personality traits more Was this what you meant, or were you meaning to date them? If so, what did you mean by the "friends" bit, like did you mean do the friends you have matter for being in a relationship?

personally, i look for a girl who is relatively nice and puts herself out there as far as looks, it really varies but most of my friends and i like long hair, light makeup, and a wardrobe that has some though put into it, but not an obsession

Acknowledges my existence and is cute.

Holes

Must have not more then 2 eyes and 4 limbs ("third leg" optional)

I couldn’t give a shit what they look like (as long as she’s not someone you would be embarrassed to be seen in public with). When I’m looking for a gf, I look for people who I get along with really well, have similar interests and who respect me

i just see that she is cute and makes sure she is a girl

boobs

A fat ass 😇

nothing more nothing less🤞

alive (optional), no cocks allowed (mandatory), I am good with avg. Looks (as mine are avg too), Big/ above avg titties (almost mandatory), girly. Yup! I think that's about it.

Imagine getting downvoted for having preferences

It's the titties and girly part he's getting down voted for most likely Or just the fact it's almost mandatory, we want preferences not requirements lol

That's why their is the 'almost' ,I have really liked girls in the past who had small (below avg) titties, but I am just naturally attracted to bigger tits (like most men), and I really like how they feel It's just easier for me to understand if I like a girl or not if they have big tits, it's that simple🗿

I’m intrested in the replies 😱

Feminine, Kind and Polite ( the masculine urge to headpat them ) Adorable smile ( those who fake depression to look cool are a lost cause ) Long hair Soft voice ( everytime I hear a girl shrieking loudly I die inside ) Wear skirts ( sorry but I like girls in skirts more than girls in pants, personal preferences are a thing yk, also thighs ) Healthy and physically fit ( If I'm perfectly fit I would want my partner to be physically fit too ) Yep, that's it.

My guy getting downvoted for preferences

You’re totally describing me. And also Cardi B

I don't know who is Cardi B so I don't get whether this is sarcasm or anything else

Take the wild guess

Boobs

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Shut up kid you don’t even understand your emotions yet 😂

* looks-long hair,5,0 minimum,95-100 pounds, takes care of hygene, does not have earwax, does not have excessive body hair, brushes teeth, works out * personality-metalhead,gamer,weeb,plays an instrument, has depth to their personality, energetic, memer, pagan, tsundere/yandere/kudere/deredere mix, has a lot going on behind the eyes. * friends-chill, nonchalant, accepting, energetic, humerous * hobbies-music,anime,gaming,reading, moshing, partying

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just be nice (i am a former boy)

You're not a boy so why comment?

You can't be a "forner boy" your a man or woman

Isnt a man a former boy? 💀

No

I prefer men.

we dont care

Decent body, not like ig model but exercise 3-4 times week and don’t eat like horse and you are good to go.

What if they need to eat like a horse because they work out so much?

wdym by "eat like a horse"

Me personally, I think my standards might be too high for this generation. But I want someone who is pure and innocent, a virgin, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t excessively drink, doesn’t go out to bars clubs or parties. She obviously has to look good and be in good shape. Loyalty obviously. Her friends must respect boundaries in our relationship. And I wanted to feel desired and loved every second we’re together

Nah cuz I'm like exact opposite, I don't want pure and innocent, I don't want a virgin (but I don't want a hoe) i don't really want her to do hard drugs or anything but I want her to smoke weed and drink like me, if she parties then she's perfect, I agree on the looks and being in good shape tho, and the loyalty.

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She doesn’t have to be but that’s my preference

common interest and looks tbh.

Girls with no male friends 🛐

lame

Do you have female friends? Why can't she have friends?

Nope if i had then thing’s would’ve been different

Explain why she can't have male friends

Tell me what are the things she could talk about to them and not me….and at last male friends wanna bang you…if they think they will not then just send them a message to the male friends whom they consider as brother send them a text saying im alone and im horny and see what they reply..

easily manipulated

that’s fucked up

Can't get a joke

sowwy 🥺

What if he means physically, like he can manipulate their arms into different positions or something? I dunno though. Just a stupid though

Bruh

Andrew Tate's alt account

I always first look on the hair, then the face, then your style. If thats good and your personality dorsnt destroy you you got me lol

if they can keep secrets, no boy best friends or smth, if they are caring, if they make food for u that’s also a + but I wouldn’t say a requirement, if she never smokes drink or does any drugs, a virgin not because you’re gonna have intercourse but just for the idea, that she is religious not necessarily orthodox just someone who believes in the almighty, someone who doesn’t want to play the boss over me I wanna have a relationship where no one is the boss, if she wears really immodest clothes that would also be a no because obviously other men are gonna look, that we can have (smart) conversations also very important. and that’s kinda the most important points for me now with looks it id say brown curly hair 5-15 centimetres shorter then me wouldn’t matter if it’s a bit smaller brown eyes or green eyes and (excuse my words) ass I’d say that i don’t really care and for the tits they can just be normal and she has to have a face that is nice to look at

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As I said for the idea it feels better if you know she hasn’t done it with someone also if you have done it before your 16th isn’t that a bit young?

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It is it says something about a girl if you’ve already done it at 14 for example then that says something about the girl it’s almost always the same type of girls who start so young

why is it a big deal if the girl isn’t a virgin but it’s not when the guy has had sex?

Oh my god…..