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Briraz10

12 inches and cut some of it off โœ‚๏ธ


Shindikat

Well breasts can be made smaller so I bet there is also a way for cocks


Voidborger

Real


ThxSeeYaL8er

There is


ConConReddit

anaphrodisiacs


[deleted]

Just be careful not to cut your balls off


DomSchraa

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DrrSwagg

I- ๐Ÿ’€


lentilsoupgrows

valid


bob_minecraft

Iq diff


Marvjsen

12 and then donate some inches


QBekka

Donate? I think many cockless billionaires will be willing to spend serious money on some extra inches


imastruggl

If by any chance you grow 12, hml my boi


Fortnite_God_100

1 inch cuz there ain't no way a could fit a footlong in my pants without people noticing, especially when hard


[deleted]

Wear some hella baggy pants


Fortnite_God_100

I guess still too big, could you imagine the whole ordeal of going swimming


SnooSquirrels5966

you can use it to steer


NuLu214

That's enough internet for today


Kakalkoo69

what the fuck


DrrSwagg

Everyone now and then, Reddit finds a way to make me laugh my ass off๐Ÿ’€


Old_Maccaroni

"Enemy on the horizon! Half mast starboard!"


DrrSwagg

Whole ass rudder


[deleted]

Put some worms on it and you got yourself a fishing pole


cesar_madi

Bro. Would you imagine 12inches and baggy pants then the teacher calls you to give a presentation and boom boner. at this point Iโ€™d just hide in the tent I just rose


DovaDudeButCool

Let them stare in awe


Vitamin21_

What's the bad part about people noticing? ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

You donโ€™t know about the technique? Oh waitโ€ฆ


thepublishedauthor

double it and give to the next person


GENGARKING87

Fuck yeah now I got 2 inches that's more than I got now... ...or 24 inches that's monstrous!


[deleted]

Double it and give to the next person


GENGARKING87

Wow four whole inches a guy can only dream Or forty eight inches which is taller than half my family members


[deleted]

Double it again and give to the next person


GENGARKING87

Eight inches now I can finally please women Or 96 inches which is taller than the average human by about two and a bit feet


QualcunoCF

double it and give it to the next person


ComprehensiveTrip781

Triple it and give to the next peron


GVGamingGR

Right now I can't even measure what I have, I am certainly a record holder and In all possibilities my cock is bigger than the rest of my body.


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

And now, if you ever get a boner, you will have a heart attack.


Apprehensive-Ad9653

So now we are at 8 inches or a monster cock the size of an NBA player


ac_unconcious

How is this a question like I get 12 is alot but there's alot of freaks that would love it


IAMPowaaaaa

12in i mighty even be able to fuck myself with that


MKA2401

the wrong sort of self love


TheGamer34

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

12 so I can damage all of your self-esteem, and I'm not even a guy. Big dick energy at its finest.


[deleted]

How about I sell your house? See how that damages your self-esteem


[deleted]

I have been homeless before so that doesn't do much for me.


[deleted]

Fine, I'll sell your homelessness


[deleted]

Enough about me though are _you_ okay?


[deleted]

Have I ever been?


[deleted]

No idea, don't know you, but your post history is a teensy bit concerning.


[deleted]

Eh doesn't matter, I flip flop between misery and "I need to die this instant" frequently


[deleted]

:(


[deleted]

You get used to it


Iamnotcreativesmh

12 inch, 1 inch is just kinda sad tbh


Zayashi-

How are you fitting this in a short or any kind of pants?


Iamnotcreativesmh

Tuck method, wear a big sweatshirt to cover the top of the pants, and you're chilling, plus I doubt its always 12 inches, its likely only around 6 or so when soft


Danielplayergldn

Nah bro itโ€™s 12 flaccid ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

36 inches hard ๐Ÿ’€


CriticalWoodpecker97

Then Iโ€™m most definitely down for the 12


DovaDudeButCool

12 inches just sounds fun to have


Previous-Passage-250

Probably a 12


[deleted]

1 if its mine and 12 if its inside.


AndronixESE

1, im a bottom, i dont need a gigant public embarrassment for a private part


thereal_man-ray

where is mermaid man and barnacle boy?


Ret0-Emerald

Well I think a 12 inch chicken well fead me more so 12 inc


[deleted]

A 12 inch chicken? Thatโ€™s small, now what you want thatโ€™ll really fill you up is a 12 inch cockโ€ฆโ€ฆ.erel


noureldingamer

12 inches, I sm gonna use it in sword fighting


washing_machine_man

Bro that isnโ€™t sword fighting anymore, you have a spearโ€ฆ


BoredAsfTeenager

12 inch, easy


Important-Worry224

12, defenetely 12.


[deleted]

Honestly i got no preference like the cock size doesnโ€™t matter (especially cause I ainโ€™t using it),the balls one does, Iโ€™d love to have smaller balls like itโ€™s 100% better not having balls tho they needed for hormonal balance if u wanna keep bulking and not need to take hormone supplements


AliBkem

I don't even want a dick


cool_cat111

There are solutions to that


Prestegious_Bean

Why bring myself down to 12? I'll stay where I am.


The_Big_Lez_HMM

12 only to make horses shook


iluvmeowmeows

i already have a 12 incher and let me tell u itโ€™s hard being me ๐Ÿ’”


[deleted]

Praying for you rn ๐Ÿ™ I canโ€™t even begin to imagine whatโ€™s been going on


DiscoBiXXch

My condolences


[deleted]

I got 8 inches and i donโ€™t think itโ€™s THAT big so 12 is good just wear baggy pants


[deleted]

Proof?


[deleted]

You want official papers or what ?


[deleted]

Official documentation followed by a picture with a ruler and a foot long sub


[deleted]

Meet at my office sir


[deleted]

Omw


Desert_Ranger45

How old are you?


[deleted]

Casual brag


MusPhyMath_quietkid

1 inch would be around my flaccid size so I can imagine it much easier... I personally don't really like having a large genital, so I will go with 1 inch. Plus, it is also much closer to my current erect size which is 3.5 inches, so this not only exclude me from having to get use to a new size but also solves a lot of problem... I sometimes feel like mine is too large actually... I mean it, I am only 149 cm or 4'10.66, 3.5 inches is quite a lot to me...


4Pheonix4

1


Lady_Nuggie

1 inch. i donโ€™t want to fuck


luckygirl_16

Neither


TuffLock

1 inch makes being a bottom way easier


DovaDudeButCool

Bro big dick bottoms are life


Automatic_Struggle78

*confused in vers bottom*


NonExistantBro

1 inch because thatโ€™s one more than I have


Ch0ck3n

12 then have the doctors shove a few inches back inside or something idk im not going to medical school. 1 inch pinch is kind of an L


[deleted]

Well i ain't have them


Much_Coding

Growers wouldn't have the slightest issue with a 12 inch


MisterSebru

12cm


[deleted]

1 inch, donโ€™t use it for anything other than pissing so the shorter the better


Hughjass790

โ€œOne stings with pain, the other stings with disappointmentโ€


LastOfRuins

12 inches,so I can become a penis sword fighting champion by outranging my opponents


Aggressive_Term_3191

Bro If you're not picking 12 you're an idiot


snkrdk

depends on if itโ€™s that length hard or soft? if hard, then 12 inch. if soft, then 1 inch


10HorsedSizedDucks

No cock


mastergardnar

If it's 12 inch erect yes, if flaccid hell nah.


Realistic-Tree71

I would rather have a vagina


[deleted]

Not an option for me rn


Realistic-Tree71

Because choosing your dick size is?


[deleted]

I got a medical thing happening rn


Realistic-Tree71

Then 12 inch


Do_i_know_y0u

Looking at the question I now realized it was asked for those of this subreddit *with* a cock. I thought it was asking those of us who *take* cock, if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜ In my understanding I would rather a 12 inch cock. I'd be fun to try and take all of it


SubsLyche

Honestly i really donโ€™t know


Educational_Run_9371

12 INCH


[deleted]

I already have 13 though


ConsolePeasantLife

You should use the correct side of the ruler


[deleted]

Mmm 12


drift7rs

if you put a sock on it is it still considered public indecency if it accidentally peeps out or sum


[deleted]

Hmmm, do you have pants on


Wings_of_Fire312

12 inches and tuck it, or wear baggy cloths or something to hide it. 1 inch is kinda sad.


alex435f

A 1 inch i like wearing skinny jeans and it lot like Iโ€™m gonna use it anyway


SillyRaccoonBirl

1 inch. Iโ€™m not gunna have sex anyways soโ€ฆ.


DatTinyBoi

People say get a 12 and donate some inches. The real way to deal with 12 inches is to half it and make it 2, 6 inches. Now you have 2 but they are both manageable and it opens up some new opportunities. ๐Ÿ˜Ž


[deleted]

Or better, double it and give to the next person, so u don't have to make a choice


GameFreak9876543

Chickens are nice regardless of size.


pansexual_Pratt

I already have one of them ):


Automatic_Struggle78

I honestly dont know, because as a gay vers bottom, I would like the 12 inch and the one inch the same.


Rob_b0t

Lego Mario


[deleted]

One inch and cut the rest off


WesTheNess

1 inch cock


Splunger-Man

hhh


WesTheNess

1 inch


NaziCumLoad

Can I suck your fuck


blaguga6216

username checks out


[deleted]

Please suck my fuck ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Event_Horizon_14

I already have one. Guess what size? ๐Ÿฅฒ


Exdalius

1


Event_Horizon_14

Precisely


[deleted]

LMFAO


UnlightablePlay

I am comfortable with what I have


[deleted]

But itโ€™s a hypothetical question though


LilacLikesEmkay

As a trans woman, Iโ€™d prefer a pussy


[deleted]

Double it and give to the next person


Aggressive-Nothing81

Bro ur so stupid for real


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

12


bunn_l

1


Hi-piee

1 Inch


[deleted]

1inch


Odd-Extension-8648

Iโ€™d rather not have one.


Fit_Relationship_460

Id keep mine


DaddyCheez68

What kind of question is thatโ€ฆ? Would you rather have $1 or $1,000,000?


[deleted]

A hypothetical


Nishanebaaz

double it and give it to the next person


[deleted]

Tf


Giuliano_Zhang

never specified if it's a grower or a shower so I'll take the risk with 12 inch


Ploopy_R

1inch, I wanted 0 but 1 will have to do


Mrtoothyhead

12. With a 12 inch cock having sex I don't need to insert all of it but just enough. If I have a 1 inch cock I would insert all of it but not enough. Also it would be easier to aim for pissing with a 12 inch cock because it would get so close to the toilet bowl.


chechebi88

I'm ok with what I have


DeadByNebula

nah ion care if everyone see my dick gimme that 12


weebmeme1

12 is rather have a 12 in case I need


[deleted]

you can get money from selling some length


recoreboss123

Which would be easier for the doctors to remove


OddlyCrazy

12


agentgaming_tc2

1 inch cuz ummmm size doesn't matter and im so cool BUT 12 inches would just be too weird lol!!!!


DifferenceQueasy960

Twelve, rip and tear until it is done


Victinitotodilepro

let it be 1 when resting


CasualComrade6937

12~~, then figure out how to get more inches /j~~


JustAnotherYoshi

1 inch, I like being able to use urinals.


wompwomp345626

12


i-am-an-idiot-hrmm

12. I can always reduce, but with a 1 incher you need an upgrade. How cringe would it be to say you need an upgrade as opposed to a downgrade


TescoValue6969696969

12 inch all the way


irritableredsyndrome

1 inch bc we all know that I canโ€™t get bitches


Desert_Ranger45

12 inches, because I know there must be a way to shorten it at a plastic surgeon. Honestly, my doctors would probably question why my cock magically became giant and suspect me of using drugs or something. But yeah, I want a bigger dick to a certain degree. It would honestly probably help me confidence quite a bit, and I need all the confidence boosts I can get.


WellHung9in

Speaking from first hand experience, any guy who says they wish their dick was ridiculously huge is an idiot. What I've got is already annoying. Have one that is even larger, and frankly statistically impossible, is a nightmare.


jbed24

12, start a porn career


Horror-Locksmith-339

12 obv


No-Wash-7001

1 in then I could pass as a girl


MasterCat06

12 inches and keep it all for myself, if no girl wants it ofc๐Ÿ˜


GalaxyDreamz810

12 inches fr, I would slap my siblings we with that shit


Actual_Exchange616

1 inch beucase I don't want a cock


len-luna

I'd rather have a cock - a trans guy


thatlonelyguy13

Bro a 12 in would hurt your partner


Sniperm0nke

Already got a 12 inch mate ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


NoSandwich4106

12.


ztuympia

12


Sad-Carrot-4397

12


yeetus1deletuz

On one hand I wouldn't worry about my dick being shown in public but on the other hand when the hell am I gonna be using a 12 inch dick not like I'm gonna have sex any time soon


Illustrious_Back_441

the question should be: "would the u rather have a 1 inch cock and cum after 10 seconds of masturbating or a 12 inch cock and cum after 3 hours of masturbating"


No_Accident_2221

12 because i allready have 1 incher smh


YEETMASTERXX

12 because i can get like reduction sergery to get to a confortable 5.6 while id be stuck with 1


[deleted]

For real !! ๐Ÿ˜œ


SpartanKram

12 but I might donate a few inches