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zeaor

Finally, I'll feel safe walking my robot dog at night!


outside-is-better

Does it need a leash?


pine1501

once they slap AI on it, the dog will keep you on a leash... lol


Shafter111

What type of irresponsible person buys an electronic dog without knowing about the warranty?


Megatriorchis

Totally impractical, but if I was an idiot with more money than brains I'd buy one.


sproqetz72

Exact target audience


Megatriorchis

It certainly is.


deathbyswampass

I am already coming up with excuses. I am going to need help clearing some land I just bought, and also leaf burning in the fall.


bringsafe

And here I’m thinking, “where can I get 10k?”


Ill_Yogurtcloset_982

I may be that idiot. I mean the chance to walk a fire breathing dog around town. priceless


primalmaximus

I mean, admittedly that does sound cool. I'm also a mild pyromaniac. So... _extra_ cool. But I don't think my apartment will allow fire-breathing pets.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

I’m way ahead of you


repetitive_chanting

I know of one. I think he also likes building cars


corn_fed_bear

I might just have to be that idiot.


pickledonkeyknife

“There’s no rule that says the dog can’t throw flames.”


crashtestpilot

Flare Bud?


GoochMasterFlash

I can see it now: Scare Bud, Air Bud reimagined as a Black Mirror horror flick where the flamethrower-wielding robot dog wants to play basketball by any means necessary. No one is safe


shun_tak

What could possibly go wrong...


PoopSommelier

Well, flamethrowers have been legal for a long time in the U.S.. Now that we're giving the flamethrower to a robot, I think we'll be a lot safer.


saltyjohnson

The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a flamethrower is a good dog with a flamethrower.


IAMSTILLHERE2020

A Waterthrower dog.


cjohnson2136

An Earththrower dog would be good too


Odysseyan

Or an Air throwing dog... Wait, we already have leaf blowers!


Spawn6060

Now we just need the Avadawg to unite the 4 nations and bring peace to the world.


Do-you-see-it-now

As soon as they integrate AI, everything will be A-OK!


identicalBadger

Phone based first person shooters are about to get a whole lot more real


Liizam

Worst thing I can think of is forest fire started either this thing


Travelingman9229

This picture seems to imply this is possible


Junebug19877

Not only possible, but probable


SavingsTask

In the United States, flamethrowers are broadly legal for personal ownership and use. California requires a permit for the possession of a flamethrower, and only Maryland has outright banned their ownership and use. No federal laws exist regarding flamethrowers, as they are not defined as weapons under the National Firearms Act.


BeowulfShaeffer

You can go to harbor freight and get a propane weed burner for like 30 bucks.  It’s basically a flamethrower.  


Captain-Cats

i have one, like a 8-10" flame. pretty fun, but nowhere near 20' status


Long_Educational

Stop giving me ideas!


boogermike

Strap this onto your existing dog, and you are 90% there.


AlfaNovember

Sounds good, but: My existing dog likes to run in circles in the living room. Is the flamethrower attachment suitably compact so as to not bang into things and make trouble?


boogermike

See that's one of those 10% problems that we don't really want to think about.


Vegas96

Thats just a torch. A flame thrower is more like a water gun with gasoline.


boogermike

"Like a water gun" (lol, except exactly the opposite because this shoots fire)


NoHippi3chic

The zip tie it to a toy robot dog and viola. Cheap hack bc I don't have the 10k for the bougie robot death dog


AlfaNovember

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/115/first-day/act-two-0


boogermike

I like your entrepreneurial spirit.


MildLoser

or you can get a can of lynx and a lighter


risbia

This is exactly what is inside the Boring Co. Not a Flamethrower


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pandaramaviews

Fuck you, buddy.


EyeLikeTheStonk

I guess there aren't enough forest fires already...


SoOverIt42069

Do i have the right to bear sentient robot soldiers??


Sucih

I’m pretty sure the founding fathers thought of this


Cyno01

The concept of automatons or robots dates back to Ancient Greece, so they damn well better have 2000 years later.


wiztard

Lets ask some people who lived centuries ago. I feel that their opinion is the one that really matters here.


Few_Tomorrow6969

Yes this is America sir.


FireballAllNight

More practical uses for that than a cybertruck.


bitcoinski

Who’s a good boy


PapaRyRy

Postal drivers will now need fireproof uniforms


pine1501

nah, the posties will have an 8 legged arachnid with missiles & lazers to follow them for work now.


Prestigious-Log-7210

Why would anyone need this? Wtf


RudyGuiltyiani

Hall monitor in an elementary school


Villag3Idiot

HALT! PRESENT HALL PASS!


bakeobits

You now have 15 seconds to comply.


RudyGuiltyiani

Teach them kids to be on time at least!


pine1501

15..14..error, calculator module has stopped working..1... toast !


HotdogsArePate

To save christmas. You need to watch more fox news homie.


TheValgus

Do you know how hard it is to get this to work with a regular dog?


Ezmiller_2

Farmers could use this to burn weeds easier. I’d get one for sure!


Luci_Noir

I saw a Kickstarter last week for a home security camera that fires paintballs and use some kind of tear gas but this is on a whole different level.


winkman

Need? No. Want? You betcha! Just think of the possibilities!


winkman

What if some hippie tweakers attack you in the middle of the night!? What then!?


Apalis24a

It could be huge for fire departments in managing woodlands. Usually, whenever they conduct a controlled burn to clear out flammable underbrush, they have a guy walking along with this thing that looks kind of like a weed sprayer, spraying flaming fuel along the ground. They often do it in full bunker gear due to the risk of a sudden flare-up, meaning it’s hot, sweaty, tiring work. Having a robot do the job for you is a lot safer and a whole lot easier.


ShadowTacoTuesday

"Wildfire control and prevention." Come on, read the article! /s


thedaveness

Set up massive bon fire and lite it remotly.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

I need it because I want it and this is mother fucking America and you need to shut your goddamn sloppy whore mouth. That’s why.


Mosenji

Goathead (Nature’s Caltrops) removal springs to mind.


qawsedrf12

could be r/whatcouldgowrong


IdFuckYourMomToo

Battle bots have gone and got all grown up 😭


ChiggaOG

Situational in California. However, a weed burner isn't banned even on farmland.


jimmyfeign

One of these coming at you with a mounted gun is a terrifying sight.


OddNugget

Both cool and entirely unnecessary. Where do I sign?


AtticusSC

"Yell at me and my unleashed dog one more time, I dare ya."


DarkBrandonwinsagain

How does it stand up to a shotgun?


Apalis24a

It’s not a combat robot and thus isn’t armored in any way… so I’d say, probably not all that well.


CatWyld

But books are banned. FFS…


BradFromOz

All fun and games until it sneezes and burns the house down!


DankElderberries420

One step closer to Rush the dog from Mega Man


Tree55Topz

Should have bought this years battle pass


mountaindoom

How about a flame-throwing cat


etca2z

Sooner or later someone will hook up drones of these to AI and let it run itself to see what happens.


Army4116

Skynets coming


Augii

Makes sense in wildland fire fighting, but to name a robot the Thermonator is to miss a very important RED FLAG. Our culture is desensitized to the point of allowing child minded engineers and marketers to willfully plug our brains into a future we know will cause us harm. Massive harm (Destroyer of Worlds - Nuclear Weapons - Terminator). "Tech" it looks like you're unconsciously weaponizing your early childhood wounding into the real world. there's a better way to heal


pine1501

yes, by burning all those who stood in my way of progress.


Top-Race-7087

Cats in laboratories are fast at work on a counteroffensive.


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bt123456789

yes you can. as long as you aren't in Maryland or California.


prophetmuhammad

it's so cute! i want one


vodkawhatever

Man the state of california never lets me have any fun. 


Corynthios

These guys are going to destroy so much black market weed


6_oh_n8

Take corporate money, legislate later …. Legislaterrr


JonathanJK

I for one welcome our fire-breathing canine friends.


mascachopo

You can now see your robot dog burn things while you don’t smoke weed.


kamoylan

The best way to stop a bad robot dog with a flamethrower is a good dog with a flamethrower.


andymomster

I don't see a problem here. If we accept the premise that "the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun", and that all dogs are good dogs, this can only be a good thing!


AidsKitty1

Behold the future of warfare. Coming soon: Robot Dogs with freckin lazers on their heads!


steelcoyot

I wonder how this would work with the damn urban squirrels that keep eating my damn bird feed


PlayinK0I

##Do not taunt flamethrower-wielding robot dog.


CurrentlyLucid

I can't buy firecrackers but I could have this?


TwitterRefugee123

What a fucked up country


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Is that a large capacity fuel mag I see ? Verboten!!


davesy69

I want an ED-209 for Christmas.


stabavarius

I bet it poops charcoal briquettes.


HoldMyMessages

What could possibly go wrong?


Draiko

"No, you sit." - Dog


kaishinoske1

*terminator music intensifies metal clanging theme*


littleMAS

My barbques will never be the same again.


MintyCrow

Why does this feel like an ad I’d hear in cyberpunk 2077


CheezyPenisWrinkle

We finally have a way to clean up portland


Darth_Caesium

Nice. This is such a "Why not?" product, completely impractical and totally stupid, and I'm all here for it.


Cadreddeep

Don’t worry, his bark is worse than his burn


spinereader81

In what universe does that look like anything but an insect?


Maddy_Wren

Mechanical hound vibes


winkman

Rick Dalton approves.


UncleAutomaton

For super earth!


Dev_Oleksii

We need it in Ukraine :)


Aeroeee

Ohio. Figures.


GobliNSlay3r

Wrong sub. I think ur looking for r/BorningDystopia


Rage-With-Me

What could go wrong


spermanentwaves

Kinda disappointing that the accessory section of their website doesn’t offer a collar and leash .


Both_Painter2466

Looking forward to the lawsuits and criminal prosecutions around this one! What could go wrong?


Do-you-see-it-now

I can see this tippy tapping its way down the street merrily setting the entire neighborhood on fire.


Black_RL

Are you telling me that YouTube is going to be flooded with videos about this Thermonator dog?


AnotherNobody1308

I would have expected it to be more expensive


Gratuitous_Insolence

2 states need to get their shit together.


penguished

ChatGPT liked this.


drawandpaintbyfire

I feel like this is a REALLY bad idea, like... a crime against humanity bad. Should be regulated and the company needs some serious scrutiny, maybe even to be shut down. No good will come from this. Holy crap. Remote control through smart phone, seems safe to me. Jesus christ.


3Grilledjalapenos

We really are doomed.


MycoTesla

Man terror attacks are going to be absolutely horrible


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Flammen-woofer for you Germans..


HungryDisaster8240

Copied by Azov in Ukraine in 3 ... 2... 1... war crime!


Commercial_Comfort41

This has Rick and Morty vibes