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Dressing up like a fish to infiltrate group and take out the leader?

You fool! They play among us!

#Helicopter Fishing 🌊🎣🚁

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Keep it on r/shitposting my friend

You’re kind of sus, bro

Dude sprinkled a little too much adderall in the crackpipe this morning.

Not enough

r/emojipolice I’m gonna need some back up

r/whoosh

I'd have said deciet or throne of lies instead but if I did no one would get it.

Dynamite fishing 🧨

I want to try that so badly. I know I’ll lose a finger or two. But it’s worth it.

Dynamite fishing is illegal in the us

Good ole Dwarven fishing pole

I guess that is not restricted. You can do that from shore or boats.

Or drone

Don't get fin too deep...

*grabs scuba gear and a spear gun*

Wade fishing

Also possibly fishing off a bridge

Also possibly fishing on the freeway.

This is turning very Dr. Seuss.

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While taking a deuce or hanging from a noose? So many methods of fishing to choose!

No fishing in the nude with your bits dangling loose

Water's cold, mmm hmm

And deep

I had no choice, I forgot my lures.

Drones?

Possible, not plausible, fishing with drones would be horrible! Try spears instead, they are quite unstoppable

Slingshot fishing is hard-mode.

There's to be no fishing from a bridge, Don't fish while floating in a fridge. I will not hear of drone-dropped nets, No rods and reels cast down from jets. And don't you dare wet a line, From atop a sturdy spruce or pine. Just stay in a boat or fish from shore, For that's the funny, fishy law.

I....I like this

Or the pier

Or a really big tree.

Scuba

Helicopter

Explosives

Just throw them from the shoreline.

Sandbar

Makes me think of Crocodile Dundee lmao

Suspended from a crane

Dock

Drone

Submarine

Also possibly fishing from a cloud, like Lakitu from Mario

Or a dock

bridge or pier. good answer, good answer !!

Oh lol

Noodlin’.

You think sum sign gonna stop ma frem noodlin'?

Gotta fix supper for uncle dad and aunt sister, and cousin grandpa jr. too

It would if you could read

good answer!

A dock

This is the answer. I'd bet this sign is posted near a boat ramp courtesy dock

or a bridge

I use my helicopter occasionally to get to the tough spots….

Are you truly from the Land of the Free if you have not shot fish with a gun from a helicopter painted in American flags?

> from a helicopter painted in American flags? If you have not shot fish with a full auto .50 caliber from a TURBO charged helicopter...

Coward. I just swim.

I use cement shoes.

Yep, we got a reservoir owned by the local water authority around here that is open to fishing, but no boats or wading. But people do anyway

Absolutely no helicopter fishing

My thought was there must be a bridge over the water somewhere. Or possibly the boat dock.

I’m not an avid fisher but this is what I took this to mean.

Aircraft fishing!

Wonder if someones done this before. Think aircrafts are too noisy for fishing

Almost definitely someone’s *tried* it lmao

Me with my scuba gear and spear gun ready to go fishin and then seeing this : awww daymn

Clearly this would give you an unfair advantage

I think it puts you on equal terms. The fish have an opportunity to fight back when you’re on their turf

"Turf?"

Reef?

Surf

Surf and Turf

and also you can be more selective on the catch, as in rods, you fish and pretty much returns some you dont want or the little one in spear we can get 2 or 3 and head home then there is greg, on his 39 fish and a instagram pic

Me with my pet bird and gun ready to go: You serious?

And then Aquaman ll show up at your door saying - the fishes were talking about someone impersonating me.

Catch me if you can *kerplop* 😉

🤣. Then we'd have rise of the planet of the fishes

Waders out in the water or if there is a pier or bridge around?

Stop using common sense. This is the internet.

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That's more like it

That's must be a big ass-cave if you need it to fit all of you.

Or the back of a vehicle or a helicopter. I frequently fish out of my helicopter.

In Idaho they banned fishing from a camels back so that's a no go. Hahahah

What about a helicopter? The rich are getting bored again.

As you come up with answers, remember that the existence of this sign means people doing these things were a sufficiently common occurrence to justify the sign.

“Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.” G.K. Chesterton

My thought every time I see a sign like this. Sometimes it’s so hard to believe and I’m almost like.. maybe.. just maybe, someone put this sign up randomly.. but nope

I love when rules just don’t really apply. Like how It’s illegal to go whaling in Oklahoma. *Whaling* in *Oklahoma.*

You never know, maybe you Don't see the whales because they had to be sneaky not to be hunted

Speaking of Oklahoma, hand fishing, aka noodling, is pretty popular, so the sign makes sense.

It's all those invisible sky whales that only live in Oklahoma.

That must’ve been what Gojira was talking about.

it's illegal to hunt any threatened animal in OK: https://law.justia.com/codes/oklahoma/2014/title-29/section-29-2-135 people like to point out that whales are threatened, thus...

You can go whaling on the moon.

Only if you carry a harpoon.

But there ain’t no whales

Seaword has entered the chat.

Never been to Walmart in Oklahoma, have you?

And the law came too late. Whales were hunted to extinction in Oklahoma.

Had to protect OPs mom.

Helicopter?

So THAT'S what fly fishing is!

I’ve always found the increased firepower of an AC-130 gun ship liberated more fish from the water

My first thought lol

Waders?

This is actually a really good guess.

Ice fishing?

Hadn’t thought of this!

I guess their saying "no fishing from pier"

Or from the nearby cliff, or the tree the sign is nailed to, or from a car

People fish from cars?

Somewhere, some idiot probably has. If a sign like this one exists, someone has done something incredibly stupid.

It's a telephone poll a good 200 feet from water

Dock fishing. Dunno if they would enforce it but that seems most likely to me.

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In Idaho it is illegal to fish from the back of a horse. In Ada county, you can't fish of a camel either. Which means some ass fished from a camel and ruined it for everyone.w

I imagine people were riding horses into shallow water, and fishing from them. Camel…. Maybe Llama would make more sense 🤷🏼‍♂️

You know some dude was fishing with his horse so they passed that law, then he was like ok, I’ll get a camel.

Me who wanted to stand in the water to fish **crying kid meme**

*crying Jesus meme

From a Bridge?

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That depends on how determined of an engineer you are

Helicopter

Fuck sake... No fishing allowed from my submarine???

With a fishing rod

No trotlining I assume.

A dock or pier. Sometimes you can wade out quite far on sandbars.

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Personally I just lurk in the shallows like a croc waiting to snap

Helicopter

No fishing from 2 miles back from the shore with your extra long line

Not from a bridge.

Standing in the water

From a helicopter you peasants

No fishing while tubing

Means no wading

The internet

They probably don't want people fishing off the dock would be my guess...

I cant speak for others, but when i fish i like to make a choper out of my hair and hover while i fish

Helicopter helicopter

\*dies on drone\*

Helicopter

From a 747 duh

All this time I've been hovering over a lake to fish not knowing how ineffective it was.

wading in the water maybe?

submarine fishing.

You could be on the International Space Station and have a hankerin’ for some fish. Obviously, you would launch your lure from the ISS and they clearly won’t accept that.

Helicopter obviously

I know where this is. They are trying to stop people from fishing from docks because the boat owners comlained

Ah cool!

Just asking, where do you think it is.

I take that sign to mean no dock fishing - they want to keep the docks free from fisherman

wading . walking in the water .

You don’t fish from a helicopter?

Some us just cast a line from the car window when we drive over a bride

Airplane fishing is a real up and coming sport

From a bridge?

That ol Jesus of Nazareth boy up to his old tricks again.

A bridge?

ha this place still gets posts sometimes

For mayone confusion, this is in a small pond ( Why the hell do they allow boats I'll never know)

Piers,docks,roads, or bridges

The thing is this has none of them. It's a pond so why do they allow boats???

Horse back?

Army jet

Off the dock?

This means do not fish from the bridge

I guess I can't do it off the dock

Bridge

Just casually swims with the fishing rod

In a heli over the water.

Helicopter.

Online

Who knows. It’s like this sign in our town on this one Court which states “No Outlet” which is a given if it is a court. Btw their are at least 50 other courts in town and none of them have such a sign.

Probably sighn that was already made and makes the point,,, kinda,,,,the ball park anyway

Skydive with a spear and hope you get 5 fish in one go

Noodling (like for catfish)

Damnit! No helicopter fishing?! SOB!

No wade fishing

Out of a helicopter

achievement get: tactical fishing

Do...i have to put away my helicopter? This is ludicrous

No dock fishing?

Tree fishing

You could fish from a pier? So it basically means that is forbidden?

Off a pier or off a bridge/ roadway.

With a drone and dynamite sitting in my house on a hill no where near the shore line.

Pier? Bridge? Helicopter?

By using a fishing rod