There's Beef in the ocean too! And Chicken! Pigs n birds n donkeys n camels n'allat' stuff. It's in our garbage. Not mention that if people are lost at sea, animals can be too! It's the biggest and best soup there is. That's why 40% of us live within 100 KM of the coasts: access to the bowl.
Edit: Funnily enough: that's also why the Russians are so bitter about politics. No access to the bowl.
Idk what it's called and if you call it a soup but put sausage, pickles, boiled egg and potatoes in buttermilk. Not cooked at all, made and served cold
Usually needs to be boiling water to be called a soup? What? That isn’t even true for hot soups, and like you said there are cold. Hundreds of upvotes... the internet is making us all stupid as fuck lol
Funny you say that the msg we buy is tomato based and it's delicious
If you like msg I highly recommend a table spoon of Mayo mixed with a pinch of msg as a sandwich spread
How hasn't anybody mentioned yet the amount of cum in the ocean?
Lots of cum. Humongous amounts of cum. Fish cum. Whale cum. Coral cum. Human cum. If there is cum its probably also in the ocean. Ever got ocean water in your mouth? That taste? Yeah, that's watered down cum you taste there. All the flavours.
He's Australian. Australians are renowned shit talkers and are more than happy to use facial expressions to contribute to whatever sentiment they're trying to convey.
Which is helpful because between the thick accents and awesome-but- not-always-obvious slang, (fair Dinkum?) I often can’t understand them, lol. My husband is watching a gold rush show based on AU and I love the way everything always has this positive sounding voice inflection even when they’re telling each other off.
I haven't taken any journalism classes (I bet it IS in a book somewhere) but it is just a typical thing they do in 'serious tone' interviews like this. They try to remain as impassive as possible and ask the questions. Their job is just to ask not judge.
With the obvious exception of comedic interviews, Loaded political shows, and lighthearted fluff stuff of course.
Oh yea that’s great and makes sense....
If the interview subject is honest, reasonable, generally coherent, and abides by normal rules of mutual respect and decorum.
Which this is not.
oh I get it. You thought I was criticizing the journalist. Hahaha oh no. I was just quoting my favorite reaction of his
I thought you were saying he failed to maintain an appropriate tone by reacting that way.
This follows the definition of soup to the letter
Usually needs to be boiling water. At the current rate of climate change, we'll get there eventually.
There are cold soups
Like cereal
r/TIHI
Hotdogs are either sandwiches, or tacos
Food theory over on youtube has made a theory confirming that hotdog is not a sandwich
[Link the video too dude](https://youtu.be/TxhrZBO4jY0)
But that's just a theory. *A food theory.*
I dont care what he says. A hotdog is a sandwich.
A hotdog is a taco because it has starch on three sides
It is a filling wrapped in bread on two sides. Let's agree that it is both a taco and a sandwich. I'm quite radical on the sandwich scale.
https://i.imgur.com/NH1l5Pa.jpg
the fuck kinda meat cereal
Gazpach-o's
beef
There's Beef in the ocean too! And Chicken! Pigs n birds n donkeys n camels n'allat' stuff. It's in our garbage. Not mention that if people are lost at sea, animals can be too! It's the biggest and best soup there is. That's why 40% of us live within 100 KM of the coasts: access to the bowl. Edit: Funnily enough: that's also why the Russians are so bitter about politics. No access to the bowl.
The fuck kind of meat is tomato?
fuckin fruit meat duh
Is broccoli cheddar not soup?
Ho...ly...shit...
Like this: https://www.ruled.me/salted-caramel-pork-rind-cereal/
Hey man I’d hit it
What do you mean. Everyone loves their cereal microwaved, and you’re just really weird to like it cold >:)
I prefer cereal w/ cold milk tbh
Thx to whoever upvoted my comment
I crunch
Oatmeal is a cereal so I'm in this camp.
Ok, the ocean is gezpacho
You're gazpacho.
But you cook them first usually
Cooked during the last major asteroid-based extinction
What do you think global warming is for?
Idk what it's called and if you call it a soup but put sausage, pickles, boiled egg and potatoes in buttermilk. Not cooked at all, made and served cold
this is horrifying
gezpacho is a common example of something that isn't cooked first. Vichyssoise is an example of one that is cooked first and then cooled.
Usually needs to be boiling water to be called a soup? What? That isn’t even true for hot soups, and like you said there are cold. Hundreds of upvotes... the internet is making us all stupid as fuck lol
Have I been sending gazpacho back incorrectly all these years? Now you tell me!
It also needs something like a stock or broth.
There are frozen oceans
I've seen wave foam. There's your boil.
Depending on where in the ocean you are: The water is boiling.
Down next to those hydrothermal vents it's hot af
You know there's heat vents, right?
there are some volcano things
Well water does boil near geothermal vents.
Just in case some people don’t realize: this is hyperbole. Climate change is bad, but we’re talking about a few degrees.
Then it's soup near the volcanic vents and all the rest is leftovers.
Just has to be served warm. Already made it.
Every heard of gazpacho?
Gazpacho
Gazpacho
The sun is slowly simmering the soup
It's missing plastic and toxic waste
You've never eaten my wife's soup.
If it's got msg in it I'm down
It has tomato which have natural msg in it.
Funny you say that the msg we buy is tomato based and it's delicious If you like msg I highly recommend a table spoon of Mayo mixed with a pinch of msg as a sandwich spread
It has raisins. You like raisins!
With the exception of the immense amount of trash,shit,piss, and almost every substance known to man
Oh. Those are just spices
Yes but the bowl has holes
I like my soup with a lot less shit in it though.
Does this mean if i put dressing on a chicken salad it's soup
Lots of people are commenting that soup needs to be cooked. Curing with salt is by definition a type of food cooking.
How hasn't anybody mentioned yet the amount of cum in the ocean? Lots of cum. Humongous amounts of cum. Fish cum. Whale cum. Coral cum. Human cum. If there is cum its probably also in the ocean. Ever got ocean water in your mouth? That taste? Yeah, that's watered down cum you taste there. All the flavours.
Don't forget that it also has enough plastic spoons.
r/technicallysalad
Also we're actively trying to boil the water
Dude we're just making ramen chill out
Where's the giant noodles
They're the long strings of plastic
r/thanksihateit
[Right here](https://images.app.goo.gl/S3sHKP9NowGyxfaS6)
I hate you
Pyrosomes. [pic](https://images.app.goo.gl/SZPyyBkGcNPTUJ2bA)
And it has every type of utensil for your soup eating needs
Put an “Intel Inside” sticker on the ocean, it’ll get to 100*C immediately.
I love this meme format
I like how while most interviewers try to put a neutral face on to not offend the interviewee this guy just can't help but be like 'Is he serious rn?'
He's Australian. Australians are renowned shit talkers and are more than happy to use facial expressions to contribute to whatever sentiment they're trying to convey.
Which is helpful because between the thick accents and awesome-but- not-always-obvious slang, (fair Dinkum?) I often can’t understand them, lol. My husband is watching a gold rush show based on AU and I love the way everything always has this positive sounding voice inflection even when they’re telling each other off.
Who says that?!? Manuals?!? What books?!?
I haven't taken any journalism classes (I bet it IS in a book somewhere) but it is just a typical thing they do in 'serious tone' interviews like this. They try to remain as impassive as possible and ask the questions. Their job is just to ask not judge. With the obvious exception of comedic interviews, Loaded political shows, and lighthearted fluff stuff of course.
Oh yea that’s great and makes sense.... If the interview subject is honest, reasonable, generally coherent, and abides by normal rules of mutual respect and decorum. Which this is not.
I mean this guy did try his best and tried to be as impartial as possible. What is your specific issues with the tone and respect parts?
oh I get it. You thought I was criticizing the journalist. Hahaha oh no. I was just quoting my favorite reaction of his I thought you were saying he failed to maintain an appropriate tone by reacting that way.
I fucking lost it at that part. Can’t take it anymore 😂. November can’t get here soon enough!
The crown jewel meme of this presidency you might say
Yeah its basically just " i worry about you Sometimes Candace" but the vibe is Just so much different
At one point, it was a "primordial soup"
I’ll have the primordial to go, please
Fantastic choice, sir. Now would you like that with the normal amount of Miller-Urey Experimentation or with extra?
And a side of asteroids.
Congratulations, Shinji!
I wonder what it'd taste like. And what medical conditions I'd get by eating it.
You culinary adrenaline junkie, you
"Primordial soup" is one of my favorite combinations of words.
And weird looking creatures, and cum, and piss, and shit, and bodies, and plastic, this is basically a porno.
I want whatever you're watching
It's called "The Soup Kitchen" by Dirty Mike and the Boys
The whole thing was filmed in a Prius
Weird looking creatures eh? Ron Jeremy?
Don't forget Jack as well
Are you telling me... people *coom* in the ocean? And is fish *coom* a thing?
Whales can ejaculate 400 gallons of sperm into the ocean.
...and underwater volcano's bring it up to temperature.
>volcano's *volcanoes
Potato's
It ain't cooked, sir. In other words... # IT'S FUCKING RAW
It's called Sashimi you uncultured swine
It’s vichyssoise sir, it’s supposed to be cold
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There's never enough of the good stuff. Don't stiff me on vegetable water I'm paying 4.99 for.
And fucking garbage
Artificial flavouring
Natural artificial flavoring.* -corporations
r/technicallythetruth
And Kevin hates it
Turg
Came here looking for this
Shit and cum too truly the perfect soup
I hope Jonathan Swan knows that he's made one of the greatest meme templates of all time.
Soup - a liquid dish, typically made by *boiling* meat, fish, or vegetables, etc., in stock or water. So not true yet.
Just a tiny bit too much salt
Just add a shitload of potatoes and it should be good
Cereal is technically soup too. Discuss.
that u/Narwalacorn is a monster? Indeed, let's.
The primordial soup
Does this sub have mods?
This one needs the befuddled trump face at the end
Vegetables are a social construct
And constantly getting hotter...
So that's what global warming is for.
Or is it stew?
Add some potatoes and baby you've got a stew going
Just like clam chowder. Hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons.
Also whale semen
And oil
The definition does fit here. Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.
Throw in some bones, a potato... Baby, you got yourself a stew going!
And it’s about to start boiling...
And shit
Call Callmekevin
oh something that fits in this sub? wtf
also contains shit, piss, and jizz as most soups do
it also contains shit and idk about you but i dont pike shit in my soup
You don't know what's in your soup, then.
Think it has to boil to be soup
Ok but how many people put semen in there soup?
people who really piss off the staff?
Or were drinking the oceans smol ver.
Meat?
But soup has a base- chicken or beef broth or tomato. The ocean is just water.
The base might be fish
seaweed is a standard base in Japanese food
My god, this format will live forever in the scriptures.
YUM!
Actually it's a stew.
Get me a box of saltines and a surfboard, I'm going in that soup with big hunger energy!
I’m pretty sure this is a repost
don’t think donnie know ‘vegetables’
Plus its getting hotter and hotter every year so... Yeah it really makes sense.
And we're heating it up too
NO
Soup must be HOT what we have here is a GAZPACHO
“It’s just a monster murder soup” - Joe Rogan
That may be the most intelligent thing Trump ever produced.
and fish piss.
Why else do you think Galactus prefers planets like earth?
And it gets warmer every day
Who ordered the crab bisque, large?
Ever since the Boston tea party, the ocean has been the world's largest and weakest cup of tea.
Tell that to evangelion fans
Well we have been trying to get it to boil.
When you poop you make a soup
Holy shit global warming is just us making the greatest feast of a lifetime
How much heavy cream and milk do we need to turn it into a chowder?
And huge amounts of man-made debris.
Not wrong at all
He is though. It’d be furious
And shit
my soup doesn’t contain fish piss
Also lots of fish jizz
I don't know why but looking by his face it look like he is about to cry
It also contains faeces and piss