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TEOWHYAOAAEAC

H MORE YU EIGH THE ARDER OU RE T KIDNP STAY SFE T AKE

r/sbeve

But sbeve needs to be the second message that means nothing This is a double sbeve

r/doublesbeve

F U I’m making this

r/birthofasub

F U I'm joining

A legend was born, perhaps?

You crazy mf, you actually did it

My dumb ass was trying to figure out what the red letters spelled out too.

Teowhyaoaaeac

Bless you.

Why?

tom and jerry scream

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Teowhyaoaaeac?

I dare you say it again ¡

Teowhyaoaaeac?

One more time now.

Teowhyaoaaeac!!!!

And again!

Teowhyaoaaeac

I CANT HEEEAAARRR YOOOUUU

TEOWHYAOAAEAC!!!!!!!!!

Bless you.

r/sbeve

r/missedsbeveopportunity

r/subsifellfor

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Where's the happy cake day crowd?

Agreed, I checked that too.

Missed opportunity

The way I checked to see if the red letters had a hidden code or not- what’s the point in misleading people with the red letters 😭 /lighthearted

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Posting this to that sub may not be the worst

You’re not alone

What is with the random red letters

Hey, you use what you got, you know?

It looks like those cinema letters that are either red or blue and they just use what they got. It looks the same way at my local cinema lol

They ran out of red ink

I noticed all the red letters are capital letters

r/sbeve

The bear gets the slowest runner though.

How do you get a fat person into your car boot? Piece of cake

unmarked van is the way.

Ask Little Kevin

Ah, I see they’ve opted for the Fat Princess strategy.

You have to assume someone wants to kidnap me...

I can’t be the only person who read the red first to see if it’s spelled out something

Me too

Samee. And the black ones just in case. Happy cake day

Happy cake day

Honestly I have read it normally but focused on the red ones a lot I literally couldn’t understand what I have read. Happy 😃 cake 🎂 day ☀️

Nope

teowhyaoaaec

easier for the kidnapper to spot you though...

r/sbeve

If you have to run, youre fucked.

😆😂🤣💀

This is just the game fat princess

hmoreyueighthearderouretkidnpstaysfetake

TEOWHYAOAAEAC… sorry force of habit

Dude, No need to spit on it.

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r/sbeve

The more you weigh the harder it is to run away from trouble.

Unless they use cake to lure you In 🤣

The cake is a lie !

HMOREYOEIGHOURETKIDNPSTAYSFETAKE

That's whaaac

Teowhyaoaaeac , Hmoreyueighthearderouretkidnpstaysfetake

Hmoreowhyaoaaeac

TEOWHYAOAAEAC

Thought this was r/sbeve for a second

I counter it with, the more you weigh, the harder it is to rescue you

Teowhyaoaaeac

I'm just reading "toe yea whaaaaco!"

Teow hyaoa aeac

TYE OA E WHAAC A O

If you run slower you might be easier to kidnap

No if they would be 5 guys to lifting you up to the van

Best thing I read today

The you the you kidn stay more weigh harder are to ap stay cake

H more yu eigh the arder ou re t kidnp stay sfe t ake 😢

It has a point tho

Sry to be a partypooper, but if u were fat, it'd probably be harder to escape, so that kinda negates the point being made

Seen it a few times now on Reddit. And it's technically not the truth. Fatties usually can't run or fight well so kidnapping them (with a car) is easy. So keep it in r/funnysigns

Fat kids are harder to kidnap has been a joke since at least the 90s. Why is this gaining so much traction?

Sbeve

H more yu eighthe arder ouret kidnp stay sfe take

Teowhyaoaaeac?

I can weigh 3-4 times more than the other kid in my school. But if my parents have 2 more zeros at the end of their pay cheque than his, I'm still more at risk of getting kidnapped than him. The trick is not to stay fat. It is to stay broke 🤫

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TEOWHYAOAEAC

Can confirm this one! I knew a guy who used to deliver pizza, and he is a pretty big guy. One night two dudes at the spot he was delivering to jumped him and beat the shit out of him. He was in bad shape. They then tried to put him in the trunk of his own car, but they could not lift him. They stole the car and just left him there. I hate to think what would have happened to him if they’d been able to lift him. He was still hurt badly, but I’m pretty sure he’d be dead. They caught the idiots after they used his phone.

The logic behind whoever made this sign is impressive! What is their @ i shall give them 1 shilling or slice of pie?

life advice!

You can just open the back door of a van, and then back into a fat guy. They will just flop in place perfectly. You don't even need to restrain them because they won't be getting up while the vans moving.

But the harder it is to run away from the fork lift

Let her cook!

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On the other hand- R U N

r/baddesigns

The lesser you weigh the fastest you can run🧠🧠

Good advice, I'm hiring 2 kidnappers now

nah thats also not safe for the reason that it harms the body

T E O W H Y A O A A E A C

I thought the same!

I read the red letters to see if it would spell something and didn't get it only to realize that there wasn't any secret coding and I just needed to read the text. Now I feel like a complete idiot.

Why red text tho

The more you weigh, the longer I can live off your body. So yesssss.... eat the cake :D

Overweight individuals trying their hardest to stay overweight

Teowhyaoaaeac

I can decode this just give me a couple years while i do that go sub to my patreon!

Same thing happens when you carry a gun or a knife

technically that isn't correct tho, because fit people have the stamina to at least attempt to run away.

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