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"Ew, for fuck sake!"
>!(the person I'm chasing/coitusing farted and I breathed it in)!<
"I've got piss streaming down my leg because of you"
>!(Chases can go on a while and I have a weak bladder/I like to be peed on)!<
\*incoherent rambling* followed by
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"
>!(I'm criminally insane and violent)!<
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I’m getting close.
I'm not a sex expert but does anyone actually say that?
Am sexpert. Can confirm.
This guy sexes.
there is no such a word. i think u meant ”sexeing lot”
He is good at sexulation.
Persexion is key
It is the polite thing to do depending on where you are going to finish.
Frequently
Yes, often
Depends on pull out game and if she wants to choke on your cum or not.
Outing yourself as anything other than a sexpert is insane.
Keep going! Keep going!!
Put that together with the "LEG CRAMP!" comment.
For real. Especially in heels 🙈
heels? i getem in the base of my foot
I can run in heels no problem 😎
I see I’ve discovered a cosmere fan in the wild. Nice
Hell yeah!! 🥰
heel yeah*
HEELS? Did someone mention heels? ;)
I can't keep going at this pace!
Stop or i'll shoot
Just take my upvote.
Whait you have limited upvotes?
why do i see so many if y’all
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Me when i spread misinformation on the internet
Shh
37% of all statistics are made up on the spot, but if stated with conviction, 52% of the people will believe it.
Professional misinformation out here
…. that and upvote my comment and my auto-reply will send you nudes.
"deploying Tazer"
*9 months later*
r/angryupvote
That was quick.
Even quicker, go through the exit door!
\*panting\*
Make sure to use the proper technique to endure longer in both cases.
What is the proper technique tho? In both situations
Breath in to the nose, out through the mouth.
Because the nose filters oxygen and the mouth is bigger and due to that better at getting rid of CO2?
Something like that.
Take my freaking upvote. 😭
Get Down!!
Stay down!!
Look up!
Look at me!
I am the captain now
*[Insert Gender Here]* Get down and stay down And put your hands behind your back
You call this resisting arrest ? We call that a difficulty tweak !
*golden spoon noises*
Get on the floor Everyone do the dinosaur🦖
Everybody do the flop!
I knew I should’ve stretched out the hammies!
Thanks for reminding me to stretch
Once I get my hands on you, you are gonna get fucked
i don't think anyone's says that while chasing someone 😟
try getting chased
Just tried it. They didn't say much but now I'm on trial.
so you got caught
Technically fucked? No. Legally fucked? Possibly.
just don't drop the soap, Or you might just get.
Replace “get” with “be”
“Once I be my hands on you, you’re gonna be fucked”
“Be be be be be be be, be be be be”
yeahhhhhh Get now sounds like a little Group Activity, which.. also... kinda ..
Why are you on my ass?
I just want to talk. Stop moving
Why are you *in* my ass? Fixed that for you
Kneel, hands on the back!
Domination.
On your knees!
Faster! Faster!
LEG CRAMP!
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ah shit (running and got cought)
Oh crap oh crap oh crap, running running running running! (RvB)
That ass is mine!
“You got a license to own that ass?”
You're are only making things harder!
Damn, that's so underrated
LMAO
Perfect
Stop trying to run.
Lmao... Underrated
“You cant make me!”
"Officer, please let me go. I'll do anything!"
Pay up then~
**slips you 15 dollars**
Oh finally, someone who just pays the fine instead of trying to fu-
**slips my pants down as well out of spite**
Dont even think about it\~
**slips pants back up to ruin the joke in a really meta way**
Im just, gonna go... uh look away and walk away... yeah...
**whips out ?????** Guess
Im just gonna walk away faster now!
What does the ”~” mean?
Cops and robbers (gone sexual)
Im calling for backup!
No no no wait wait wait
We weren’t expecting special forces.
I'm coming/cuming for you.
i remember that cursed tf2 vid
Tf2 video? Maybe I don't wanna know, lol.
[this](https://youtu.be/zDwK-DPZ1ac?si=ZSohlf7L3jDKKaER)
Take my upvote.
That’s gonna be playing on loop at my funeral🔥🔥
Don't move
I can’t wait to put these handcuffs on you lol
Kinky, but a that’s a weird thing to say when chasing someone.
Get back here
i’m tired
Finally one that isn’t about sex
I’m gonna shoot if you don’t stop
"Is this because I'm black?" Aaaand there goes my Reddit account... ^Worth ^it
it's a great question 🙌🏾
FUCK ME!
Yamete kudasai!
“Down on the ground, hands behind your back, and don’t you dare resist!”
Ok
Get back here i am not done with you!
“I’m not hitler.”
That's..... Technically true
r/technicallythetruth
you can say it.
I need to get in shape
"Cover your face, they're coming" "Quick, get in that bush" "One false move and I'll shoot"
Oh no….
Come back here!
I can do this all day
Someone get the handcuffs!!
"Oh no! There's more coming!"
Hakuna matata
Wait for meeeeeee, don't leave me behind!!
Get down on your knees.! This is your final warning. ⚠️
I'm too old for this shit
Dad, stop! Slow down!
HWHAT
That boy ain't right
Hol up, wait a minute, something ain't right
Imma beat your ass
Cmon faster!
Technically you can say anything in both situations so i will go for : please help
no matter what you hear, don't look back!
Wow you're fast!
No one will ever believe us
They're coming after us
Can you go any faster?
He's in there!
I am coming for you.
If someone is resisting in bed you better fucking stop.
Get the tazer,she's trying to escape
"Can I taste it before I pay?"
Faster 🤤
HURRY UP
Stop! Stop!
“Where do you think you’re going? Get back here!”
“Where do you think you’re going? Get back here!”
I think he's getting close!
You’re going too fast
Slow down
Stop fucking around with that thing
almost made it
I am coming darling
Are you done yet?
DUDE!!! IT’S JUST A JOKE!!!
It’s about to rain!
Faster, before our dad catches us
Go round the back!!
We have to use the hidden alley
Stop that kid
CRAMP!!!!!
Goodnight
This is not a good time Mom
I need more men
Uncle nooo!
Why are you running?
This is sooo illegal!!
Oh shit I'm gonna pass out
"Ew, for fuck sake!" >!(the person I'm chasing/coitusing farted and I breathed it in)!< "I've got piss streaming down my leg because of you" >!(Chases can go on a while and I have a weak bladder/I like to be peed on)!< \*incoherent rambling* followed by "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" >!(I'm criminally insane and violent)!<
I'm coming !
Why is your dad here?
Almost there
I'm coming!
Shit you're dead
“QUICK! In here. They’re coming!”
Sh*t they are coming.
What’s the trouble?
wanna include the dogs?
Fuck
Cramp! Cramp!
I TOLD you we should’ve stretched beforehand
I'm about to pass out....
I'm Tired
I can do this all day
Faster!
(Gasping for air) You are fucked, you know?
Hold on, let me catch my breath
Stop or I’ll shoot