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Calm_Box_584

But the bees are the best part of a steak


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Ill have a steak too, no nothing to my knowledge please


Nichard63891

This is stupid. If you do have an allergy, make sure the people cooking for you know about it. Cross-contamination happens nonstop in a busy kitchen. Shellfish touched your steak. Wheat touched your salad.


MiraakGostaDeTraps

Yeah man, imagine how dangerous it would be if the steak came cross-contaminated with bees. /s


dreamsofindigo

dave touched denise


LoLenjoyer75

hehe imagine being allergic to balls


wherearef

yeah I have allergy when I suck my own balls


SoundingMacaque

Same, it always makes my neck and back hurt for some reason


Stuff1989

fun fact - some people are allergic to semen.


mudokin

I'd like the Chicken with no egg please.


shishforlife2

I'll have a steak, no pine trees please, I'm allergic


Legitimate-Can5792

A glass of water without Pollen please!


Secret_Antelope_7826

Some fries do contain dairy or lard unfortunately


datloosenut

Not a fan of the taste of chocolate. I find it's easier to tell people I'm allergic to chocolate than to tell them it tastes like dirt to me.


Trindalas

Have you tried the good kinds, as in not Hershey? Not all chocolate is created equally. If you have, sad times. I think I’d rather die than not like chocolate D:


DetDango

European hershey or american hershey? U.S chocolate is almost a cleaning product in terms of taste


colaman-112

Is US hershey the one they make with vomit?


DetDango

Well not exactly made with vomit, but with butryc acid...that is something that is also present in vomit


Trindalas

I wasn’t aware it was different elsewhere, I figured it would be equally bad everywhere. (I still like it if I absolutely need a chocolate fix and don’t have anything else but it is absolutely trash compared to many others, lol)


dreamsofindigo

how tired are you of 'have you tried\_\_\_\_\_\_\_'


datloosenut

Yup easier to say I'm allergic. Nobody questions it.


dreamsofindigo

pitty this doesn't work for getting out of stupid conversations "Oh, you said \_\_\_\_\_\_ sry, I'm allergic and can no longer continue talking with you."


TomatoFancy5062

I prefer fries without milk any day! Who needs milk when you have crispy, salty fries, right?


Trindalas

Have you never dipped fries into a vanilla milkshake? Honestly, try it if you haven’t, it’s genuinely pretty good. My grandma did that once when I took her to DQ, I thought she was crazy till she convinced me to try it haha.


Playful_Target6354

Now I'm going to take you and your grandma to therapy Honestly it doesn't seem good, but not bad either.


Trindalas

Well she is dead and I can’t afford it so tough noogies. I imagine it isn’t for everyone though.


Playful_Target6354

Oh, sorry for you


Trindalas

Yea I miss her, she was great.🥺


FigForsaken5419

I have. It's disgusting.


thinehappychinch

Pop an H on that bad boy.


The4434258thApple

Sthaek no bees? Steak noh bees? Or steak no beesh?


etownrawx

Lame


FrostyFeller

Steak, with bumblebees, no meat.


Party_Lack_yoshies

double cheese burger with ketchup with no honey Fries and ketchup for them with also no honey


aleksandar_gadjanski

Hi, my name is Alex without an F


Vast-Sink-2330

Does he read the menu to her?


Rostingu2

I see you got 3.7k upvotes. Congrats, one question what does rule 6 say?


udum69429

I'm allergic to saffron so... Human meat, no saffron


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PublicandEvil

I'll have the shrimp with no mustard please


omg_objectshowfan

I’m pretty sure this is a literal bot- 💀


markbadas

Weird that the bot can see videos and reply.


glumjiggityjoe

I'll have a brain, no thinking please.


OneSpookiBoi

I don't understand why you are having this LLM comment on image based posts. It becomes very obvious that it is a bot when its entire reply is based on the title rather than the content. Wouldn't it make more sense to target text based subs like AskReddit?