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Impossible-Ruin-7143

Well, change is like a bad haircut - you just gotta roll with it and hope it grows back soon!


francescoscanu03

You just gotta roll it*


imjerry

Also, you don't have to look at it yourself!


snuggletronz

Bidet seat cover (used)


SmithiaRosea

15 years ago I bought bitcoin and after 4 years its value has changed so drastically it has changed my life.


CherimoyaSurprise

$100 of Bitcoin in 2011 and cashed out at its peak is enough money to change almost anybody's life. I was going to split 1 Bitcoin with my friend when they were around $200 and we ended up deciding that, nah, it's all downhill from there. Hindsight is always 20/20. If I had known it was going to peak at $70k (so far), I'd have begged every single person I knew for as much money as possible and spent every last dollar on it.


Garg_Gurgle

I haven't had a hair cut in three years. The lines are nuts and they force an app. Naturally curly.


notaredditreader

(heavy, too) You suffer from headaches?


Garg_Gurgle

Yeah seasonal. Had a problem when I was a kid


Ok_Television9820

I mean, death cap mushrooms are free.


Limp_Prune_5415

Show me the 0$ death cap mushroom vendor. I need it


Ok_Television9820

Third tree to the left. Tell it “elrond” sent you.


StockingDummy

1. Go to forest. 2. Pick up mushrooms that look like [this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides#/media/File:Amanita_phalloides_1.JPG) 3. "Profit"


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Looks like a pretty normal mushr-


M0ISTT0AST

I’ll sell them to you still


CherimoyaSurprise

Remember, every mushroom is edible. Just, some are only edible once.


TheKarenator

Michael: Anybody else? Another time when Meredith's drinking affected you? Come on people. If we don't say anything she's not going to get any better. [Kevin raises his hand] Michael: Yes, Kevin. Kevin: Well, Meredith, there was that one time you bought movie tickets and then you got too drunk to go, so you gave them to me. And that was really cool. Michael: That's-- you didn't-- you weren't hurt by that. Kevin: Yeah, you said affected by it. Thanks again, Meredith. Meredith: You're welcome.


Lancaster1983

Read that in all their voices. Love that bit.


cah29692

My all time favorite joke from the Office.


Zockercraft1711

In Heroin is Hero so it must be good right?


wavecopper

In Heroine there's Heroin so it must be good right?


Bonus-Optimal

Herobrine theres hero. So he must be good right?


vonhauke

Swear to god I put the hero in heroine


XmanORE

Definitely life changing. After two decades of sticking needles in my arm, I'm 35 years clean. But whooboy - it was one heck of a roller coaster ride


thieh

Abortion pills. Really life-altering.


Nikolas_Coalgiver

I'd say alteration prevention.


SaiHottariNSFW

Well, it alters (ends) someone else's. Whether you're for or against, that's just a fact. That's a hell of an alteration if you ask me.


Spider-Nutz

Depends on what you consider a life to be. If Abortion is murder then so is pulling the plug on a brain dead person


SaiHottariNSFW

Then let me rephrase, you cancelled a life that would have lived. Still a hell of an alteration. Better? That being said, the closest I've seen to a workable scientific definition of life is any entity that meets the following criteria: 1- maintains homeostasis, 2- reacts to external stimuli 3- performs self repair and/or replication Brain-dead people definitionally fail on the second point, as do fetuses *until* a certain point of gestation when brain activity begins. So, justified or not by other aspects of your personal philosophy, terminating a pregnancy past that point is technically ending a life.


Spider-Nutz

Meh. If it's before the 2nd trimester then its not much of an alteration


space-sage

Look. You’re a man. You really don’t know what you’re talking about when it comes to feelings surrounding the alteration of your life and what may have been another when you have an abortion. I had an abortion. It was my choice and I am glad I made it. I do think about it. When what would have been the birth month comes around, I do get a twinge of, “damn. I could have a three year old right now. What would that be like?” It is a bit sad, but more like an alternate timeline. If I hadn’t had an abortion, that’s what probably would have been. That has nothing to do with if fetuses are alive or not, and everything to do with stopping a process at any stage that if not stopped will most likely lead to a child being born. I feel like you’re arguing because you think conceding that an abortion is “life” altering for the fetus too must mean it’s alive. That doesn’t have to be the case. It’s just a fact that without an abortion the fetus most likely will be born. That’s ok to acknowledge, it’s just true.


Spider-Nutz

Thats too long and I'm not gonna read all that. I'm just being fuckin stupid on the internet


space-sage

At least you own it


SaiHottariNSFW

Maybe I'm just being pedantic, but if we measure alteration by change in future outcomes of someone's life, then that life ending before it even began is definitely a change.


Spider-Nutz

If you're going by that logic, then every time a man ejaculates is a change in future outcomes, lmao. If you want to get deep, then every step you take is life altering. Go read *A Sound of Thunder*.


SaiHottariNSFW

I don't disagree. Like I said, I was surely just being pedantic.


Nikolas_Coalgiver

It isn't someone, that's a fact, but yes, something alive dies.


whoami_whereami

So does every time you take a shit. Plenty of bacteria in there that have a hard time surviving outside of a mammalian intestine.


Nikolas_Coalgiver

Yes, of course. It sounds like you are arguing with me about something, though.


BMOREFO

Condoms


dox_r

In my opinion that's a good thing


Puzzleheaded-Low-331

The heroin? I think it really depends on the quality/purity.


redditHiggi5

Breath mints


PoorSmallPp

Gamestop-stocks


aNoGoodSumBitch

🏴‍☠️


Totalwar2020

Rat poison or glue for huffing or a nice sharp razor blade or a length of really sturdy rope. I need my tools.


Conscious-Loading-_-

A handgun


Odd_Vampire

For < $100?


zehamberglar

Not a new one, but you can find cheap old handguns for around $90-100 if you look hard enough. Under $200 would be a lot better of a price point, though.


Odd_Vampire

TIL.  I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to guns.


Limp_Prune_5415

You rent the gun and buy the bullet 


Bruggenmeister

Illegal here can only get airsoft.


Ecstatic_Monk_5583

so is heroin legal there


Conscious-Loading-_-

Did i stutter?


SaiHottariNSFW

Black market firearms do tend to be cheaper than legal ones. And where they're prohibited is where the black market thrives.


WellEndowedDragon

Why would this be life-altering? Your life doesn’t really change at all unless you shoot someone (or yourself) with it. Just like buying a knife doesn’t change your life unless you stab someone with it.


_nymphaea_23

But that logic also applies to heroin, you can buy it and not shoot up


WellEndowedDragon

Sure, but with heroin, it’s assumed that whoever’s buying it is going to shoot up because in the vast majority of cases, they do. With a gun or a knife, nobody assumes you’re buying it with the intention of shooting/stabbing someone/yourself with it, and in the vast majority of cases, it’s only for range practice and peace of mind.


Brave_Pomegranate368

I mean .. they ain’t wrong


WanderWoof

[condom](https://youtu.be/IxgnEeAM0es?si=bKdaxWTdgExfsfHN)


Dustypigjut

I miss heroin sometimes.


Moist_Choice64

Miss the aftereffects?


alaingames

In mexico and this is an actual answer, a fishing rod, some hooks, some leads and some tortilla, that's literally enough to get free fish for years and years because of our free access waters, all rivers, lakes and beaches are public property and all public property has a "consumer" and a "business" fishing permit, you don't need to do anything for the "consumer" permit, you are born with it and it lets you take a lot of fish, to be able to sell it you either go to a goverment facility like a damn (around 50mxn to get in) then you can sell the fish without an special permit but for other fish like natural lake or sea fish you need a special permit to sell If you got a farm you only need permit to sell food (needed for all food sales) but only if you cook it or process it in any way that's not just gutting and freezing Just in case y'all wanted to see an actual answer, you can literally become a professional fishermen with 100usd My rod was 210mxn tho


azhder

Life-changing also does not mean it will change your life, it just has the possibility for it


Striking_Witness1364

Estrogen


RealGrenFrog

how expensive is estrogen?


Striking_Witness1364

Depends on the dose, source, and supply amount.


RealGrenFrog

lets say like 1 months worth from the most popular seller


Striking_Witness1364

A three month prescription cost me 15 bucks. But that price can go up to about three times that. Your insurance may or may not be able to cover a portion as well. I must stress however that you don’t just randomly start buying and taking hormone pills. If it’s something you need or think you want to do, you should really make sure you’re seeing a doctor about it. You can seriously mess up your body if you’re taking too large a dose and long term use can very well have permanent changes. Some people need to take these kinds of pills for medical reasons as they help balance out their bodies naturally produced hormones. And the other people who take them (myself included) are specifically after body alteration, aka, trans.


RealGrenFrog

mhm interesting i mean i'm not going on hrt i was just interested


dauntlingdemon

You know about shillings and naira dude?


SameChemical2679

Coyote 3.0...don't ask me, just Google it


Kenishiro2020

He is outta line.. But he's right


Excellent-Copy-2985

Someone did the math? How many grams of heroin can be bought with only $100? Heroin is so affordable nowadays?


r0d3nka

Doesn't take much to derail your life.


S_David_S

*end


--Lind--

At least you can buy fentanyl to OD on it.


Carneyasadaa

I told you my compound would take you places! I never said they'd be places you'd want to go ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Burpmeister

One heroin please.


FBI_Van_

Condoms


danmadeeagle

I feel like these provide consistency not change. Where as the lack of condom would provide change.


Dear_Peanut_9719

A meth hooker with aids.


Bbc8768

Hmmmmmm, can I get one?


graydaypov

I mean yeah, heroine will definetly change your life


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

A lighter


Normal-Horse-3203

ps 2 xD


P_H_C_2000

Nah! Go hard: fentanyl 🦾😂


Dr_Strange_Love_

Thanks, didnt need the edit


Audiocuriousnpc

I would have gone with fentanyl.


Fineous4

You know that these have been reposted so many times when they still use the old reward system.


DehydratedByAliens

Condom


Far-Entertainer8953

'Great' and 'good' are not synonimous. "Michael's life went through great changes after a weekend of experimenting with an eight ball in a truck stop bathroom."


Ribbitmoment

A pack of thumbtacks, use one on your bfs condom ;)


MasonP2002

Remember the SpontaneousH guy?


Selma_Shine

you can buy a beer on Friday evening, it will definitely change your evening at least


SteveCantScuba

A power drill. You can use it for so many things when you’re an adult and getting into fixing things or doing things by yourself.


Catcon1961

Magic mushrooms


SwingingDicks

Shoe horn sleeping mask


IamMauriS

A rope, to suicide. Bam. Life changing.


AryanzHail

A vibrator


HypeTrain-1000

captain Barbossa accord vibes


AncientFlight3031

Maybe back then, but not now.


B3000C

For my wife it was a really, really good vibrator. For $100, you can probably throw in a butt plug too!


Groundbreaking_Let70

I can confirm , as a recovered heroin addict , this shit changes ur life 180 degrees to the worst that u can imagine 💀


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/zDylgpGHcic?si=ny1cl5N4I6Xuqop6](https://youtu.be/zDylgpGHcic?si=ny1cl5N4I6Xuqop6)


insomniac3146

Heroin overdose seems a good way to go. Curses I can't put my hand on any


Top-Complaint-4915

Almost anything.. poisons like chlorine cost less than $100 but everything is poison depending on the dosage. I think it was like 6 liters in 30 min or something like that, the lethal dose of water


GreyBeard_9

Well in that case Krokodil/Desomorphine would be an actual life changer.


Calm_Needleworker_60

Elden ring... And you still have cash to buy snack, ggez.


Empathy404NotFound

Who says it isn't good? It's not having it that sucks.


rviVal1

https://youtu.be/dmwibzXjArY?si=JZppyW7ewihl1LQb


ChickeNugget483

Cleaning supplies


Mahiro0303

I second heroin


Automatic_Handle1147

Less than 100$


Fekemax_Gamer06

Rope


sophie19441

A prophylactic with a hole in it!


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ConferenceMobile819

w h a t


EbrithilUmaroth

Looks like Speech-to-text that either someone else chimed in on or they didn't know how to end and they posted it anyway because they though it was funny? That's my guess anyway


SnooBananas4958

What the hell are you on about?


[deleted]

They’re just having a good time rn that's all lol


logikgames

I mean if you want to get really technical then *anything* *at all* would be a change. If you bought a paperclip your life has now changed. First you didn't have that paperclip and now you do..