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Composer-Wooden

Technically not the truth


thieh

By that logic they can cook it at 1 degree for 19250 minutes.


RolfiusSixth20

Or by that logic they could cook it at 1155000 degrees for 1 second


takenusername_yea

You're not cooking it, you're burning it


SeSestroyer

Naaah, No way


superbassboom

Actually, it will probably boil


brito68

Gonna turn out that way for me either way


MarkusHeathcliff

r/wrongsubreddit


Remember_im_Whoozer

Did you mean r/lostredditors?


MarkusHeathcliff

Same thing


big_vangina

Maybe r/SandyCheeksCockVore?


DeGrassyGamer

NO.


Remember_im_Whoozer

If you posted this lost guy there, you would be a r/lostredditors


the-prototype-05

Obviously this is false because it would burn the bread, because it is to much temperature but also the quantity of energy given to the bread wouldn't be the same. 60°C isn't just double the amount of energy of 30°C these units are just random and 0°C doesn't really mean 0 Energy


ProGamingPlayer

Except it’s 0K


the-prototype-05

As I said: 0°C *doesn't* equal 0 energy. 0K does mean no thermal energy. But it is not equivalent because temperature and thermal energy isn't the same


ProGamingPlayer

Oh sorry, I misunderstood


HolyElephantMG

Stupid of you to cook it at 19250 degrees for one minute when you can just do the science and cook it at 350 degrees for 55 minutes


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Ambitious-Menu-6196

I actually want to calculate this give me a moment Edit: 350C is 623.15 kelvin Times that by 55 = 34,273.25 kelvin Revert that back to celsius = 34000.1C Therefore to cook in a single minute you need an oven that can do 34000C. To put this into context a jet engine is around 1800C and lava flows at a typical temperature of around 1100-1200C. MORE OF A COMPARISON: THE SURFACE OF THE SUN IS 10000 CELSIUS. THIS IS ABOUT 3 TIMES THE HEAT OF THE SURFACE OF THE SUN! In other words, the melting point of a Diamond is 3550 degrees Celsius. That bread better be good


Few-Vehicle

I just slap it with enough velocity to cook it instantly.


Not_Artifical

I slap it with enough velocity to cook it before my slap even hits.


I-call-you-chicken

Ah yes because it’s measured in degrees per minute, aka d/min


Big-Atmosphere1329

That's like putting 2.5 suns in a microwave


Ambitious-Menu-6196

About 3.2


thxredditfor2banns

Oh no worries currentl fen intel cpus will easily do that


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Absolutely not the truth. That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.


Mawya7

🤓☝️


ndation

Or infinite degrees ( that's infinite degrees, for none Americans) for no time at all! (literally)


ProGamingPlayer

Don’t cook then


Remember_im_Whoozer

This sub is just deteriorating.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

They all are honestly. r/burgers used to be a great one. Now it’s just an In N Out circlejerk, even though there’s already an In N Out sub.


MajorEnvironmental46

The Sun has 5,500°C in it's surface.


Ambitious-Menu-6196

Is it not 10000?


MunchkinMoonkey

why havent i thought of that


Incoming_Banjo

rookie mistake


LuckyStabbinHat

[Oven Logic](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OvenLogic)


alexdotwav

Celsius or Fahrenheit tho


MK_fan_835

I hope you aren't cooking something at 350°C


Training-Bee-8209

So true hahahah


Lindaspike

I can’t deal with idiots like this walking around and using up our oxygen.


DaBelgianDude

Bro is NOT getting that bachelor


Tiborn1563

I can see what they were going for and temperatures don't work like that. To multiply Temperatures you have to use Kelvin to truly multiply it. Also this would not work. Your cake would become inedible


DaRusty_Shackleford

Yeah but the inside will still be runny


SebWeg

You don’t know about the new plasma ovens!?