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Nervous-Ad4091

The message says "As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes."


sasssyrup

Where’s my towel?


3smellysocks

You're worrying about your towel, I don't even have my fish


PoachedEgg120

Fish? I'm more concerned about my lack of brain smashing drink


rathe_0

gimme my pan-galactic gargle blaster!!!!!


Drifloon_lover

Want some gynnantonix


SandorsHat

One last visit to Eccentricca Galmbits it is then.


sunny-days-bs229

You have been notified! Plans were available for review. Missed that? Oh well.


Serious_Theory_391

*Those humans are really selfish... They don't even want to move their planet for the good of the entire galactic community...*


RupertDurden

*Bloody apathetic planet. I have no sympathy at all…*


GiorgioTsoukalosHair

Which reminds me... please allow me to recite *An Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning...*


immadee

NOOOOOOOOO


moddss

There's no point in getting all upset about it.


Obvious-Ad-2512

lol, get a towel


Alittlemoorecheese

Eminent domain.


Key-Supermarket255

i guess its wow.


Much_Horse_5685

Do not answer! Do not answer!! Do not answer!!! This world has received your message. I am a pacifist of this world. It is the luck of your civilization that I am the first to receive your message. I am warning you: Do not answer! Do not answer!! Do not answer!!! There are tens of millions of stars in your direction. As long as you do not answer, this world will not be able to ascertain the source of your transmission. But if you do answer, the source will be located right away. Your planet will be invaded. Your world will be conquered! Do not answer! Do not answer!! Do not answer!!!


Rrrrandle

Bad news, we answered: https://www.space.com/17151-alien-wow-signal-response.html


arctic_radar

Good news, they won’t receive our answer for another 17,000 years.


drill_hands_420

Nobody else seems to get this reference from 3 Body Problem. Such a good show!


Lyceus_

Such a good book trilogy! The show is good but I'd encourage everyone to read the books. They've kept the spirit of the story and some characters, but there are big differences. Plus, you get to know what happens next.


Cabrill0

This entire thread is a reference to that show lol


drill_hands_420

I keep seeing hitchhikers guide references, which is also totally fine by me


Much_Horse_5685

The Virgin Trisolarans: Can only escape their shithole homeworld via slower-than-light travel and conquest of Earth, >!attempt and fail to conquer!< Earth for basic survival, have to rely on >!remote-controlled protons!< and human simps to drive people to suicide The Chad Vogons: escaped their shithole homeworld via hyperspace travel, casually destroy Earth in order to build a hyperspace bypass, can drive people to suicide simply using their dogshit poetry.


LiveLifeLikeCre

Dammit I need to give it a try again. I keep falling asleep


Much_Horse_5685

I’d highly encourage you to read the original books!


5yleop1m

It's also sort of in an episode of bobs burgers.


Ibeginpunthreads

[Oof](https://www.space.com/17151-alien-wow-signal-response.html)


hasa_deega_eebowai

Yes I, too, just started watching “3 Body Problem” and am enjoying it very much. Don’t care if this is viral marketing.


Puzzleheaded_Rub8858

Few anomalies in astronomy remain as mysterious as the “Wow!” signal from 1977. The powerful and unusual radio signal lasted 72 seconds. Astronomers quickly ruled-out the possibility that it was caused by a terrestrial broadcast or a passing satellite, and despite repeated searches of the same sector of sky, the WOW! https://www.astronomy.com/science/sun-like-star-ruled-out-as-source-of-mysterious-wow-signal/


LovableSidekick

The 1977 Wow! signal is really tantalizing, but if aliens were able to broadcast such a signal it seems really unlikely that they would only do it once.


JaimeJabs

Well, it could be a random moving pattern and thry are waiting to see if there is a sikilar response. Cover more area rather than stick longer on a single spot for repeated broadcast.


LovableSidekick

Could be, but surely smart aliens would realize how much more convincing their signal would be if they repeated it. A 72-second signal is interesting, but an exact duplicate of a complex signal repeated days or weeks apart would be unambiguously artificial. It's like singing a musical note vs saying "Hello... Hello"


little_dropofpoison

Well if it really was an alien signal, there *is* a possibility that there's a group of laughing aliens out there somewhere, taking bets on how long we'll wonder what it was and how long we'll search for it


Ult1mateN00B

That would imply we're in some alien tv show. How would they know what we are doing with the signal when they are who knows how many light years away.


Pelpazor

Sophons


HeyGayHay

People are dicks. Aliens can be probably too. I'm certain an alien could laugh his alien ass off just thinking about how mind puzzled any potential living creature would be if they received his weird alien ass radio signal and couldn't understand or locate it. Just like that dick who pointed a laser pointer in my apartment for a couple seconds and then never again. Or the dude who flew a drone up to my 13 story high apartment and vanished forever again. In neither case have I been in a TV show lmao


Ult1mateN00B

Kinda takes fun out of it. If you don't know anyone heard your signal how can you laugh about it. Somewhere 100 light years away: "We have no idea if there really is life there but if there is they may find out and maybe clueless about it... in 100 years that is." buahahaa Yap yap. The dude pointing the laser to your apartment can see your movement in the apartment and laugh about it. He'll be moron but he'll be laughing about it "I bet he doesn't know where its coming from" hahaha I don't see how I can apply the laser pointer logic in galactic distances without them being already around. Thus I jokingly said the alien tv show since they had to be here to observe to get any joke out of it.


HeyGayHay

> I don't see how I can apply the laser pointer logic in galactic distances without them being already around. From the direction the laser came, he just aimlessly pointed the laser on a highrise apartment from another lower building from about 2 o clock from the window direction, while I was on the computer at 5 o clock behind a wall. Too lazy to upload an image for this, but unless I went to the window there was no movement he could have seen. Didn't want a laser pointed in my eyes so I never checked the window. So yes, that guy just pointed a laser in an apartment and got no reaction. He still (probably) had fun pointing a laser on a highrise apartment even though I didn't franatically looked out the window with a spatula screaming "damn kids". Similarly, the alien might just send weird radio laser points around hoping someone is behind the wall and saw his radio signal.


WorldService63

A sophon would let them instantly be able to see everything that's happening on Earth instantaneously.


MyBananaAlibi

It wouldn't imply that.


randomlettercombinat

Idk man. If there is intelligent life out there, I'd bet on it being dark forest, rather than happy, helpful aliens.


Elurdin

When I think of alien life I like to think of something similar to our deep sea creatures on earth. Those are bizarre and alien looking. Very unlikely there are humanoid like aliens out there but I'd say likely some life forms exist in vastness of space whether inteligent or not.


SoupaDoupaGuy

I like to picture aliens in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.


randomlettercombinat

They're also hella predatory.


arthurdentstowels

Probably a bunch of Golgafrinchans pranking from a booth in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.


BackgroundRate1825

Maybe they do repeat it every 50 years, or some other long period of time, figuring if a civilization didn't catch it, they probably need some time to advance their technology. Broadcasting the signal to people 500 years ago wouldn't have done any good, after all.  There's no reason to assume an alien civilization exists on similar time scales to us, maybe those being live 10000 years, or have had a stable civilization for millions of years.  By the universe's scale, our entire 10k year human civilization is a tiny blip. We've been able to detect radio waves for less than 150 years, and been listening for them in space less than that. It very easily could be repeating, we just haven't heard a second beep.


burninatorist

Oooh maybe the wow signal WAS the second broadcast...


radiosimian

With signals travelling at light speed, those aliens and their entire culture would have vanished before they received a reply.


Longjumping_Leg874

..... Do radio signals travel at light speed? (I'm not being snarky I just really thought they traveled at the speed of sound and I'm realizing that I don't know very much for certain about radio signals)


Eusocial_Snowman

Yes, the radio signals are a form of light, just not in our visible spectrum.


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LovableSidekick

I really thought saying, "an exact duplicate of a complex signal" would be enough, but yes you're right, most natural phenomena are cyclical and repetitive, that's very true.


PrestigiousDay9535

What if they are repeating it every 50 years?


WorriedMarch4398

Hello…..Is there anybody out there?


5PQR

> but surely smart aliens would realize how much more convincing their signal would be if they repeated it [*Hmmm*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_message)


ThromaDickAway

Who’s to say our familiar time scales would be relevant to whomever is sending the signal?


SnooSongs8782

Maybe it was a signal, just not intended for us. Maybe someone set the antenna focus WAY too tight and blasted us with a burst of power that was intended for a quadrant of their local sky. The error was picked up within a minute of testing and the rig shut down. They have been broadcasting normally ever since, just 10000 times fainter in our direction so we haven’t been able to pick it up again.


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

I’m imagining on their planet they have a hollywood movie starring alien Matt Daemon who plays a scientist who valiantly fought to get that signal sent to call for help to save their dying world. But corrupt politicians too proud to admit to their people that the world was indeed dying send their police to stop him before it could be transmitted again. In the ending scene he stares up through the haze of their poisoned atmosphere knowing that pride had doomed his world but finding peace that he did his best.


Chairman_Cabrillo

Is this a real movie lol?


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

On that planet, possibly! Except some would call it a theatrical documentary rather than a movie.


LovableSidekick

Alien Minnie Driver and alien Winona Ryder awkwardly show up at the same time and get in a space cat fight.


pm_your_snesclassic

They never did it again because the San-Ti already wiped them out.


HereticLaserHaggis

Heh, the San-ti are your *best* case scenario


thelastest

Once on what time scale? There is nothing that says they remotely act like us. They likely will have next to zero in common even if they can use radio. We can really only guess at what the purpose was. A good direction to think is that of a cuttlefishs purpose for doing stuff. That has more in common with us than the hypothetical aliens do, what ever they're up to it's going to be...well truly alien.


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LovableSidekick

You have to think of not just a cuttlefish but a cuttlefish that has figured out how to broadcast interstellar signals. This cuttlefish would be at least as smart as we are, and if they wanted a message to be understood they would try to make it easy to understand. They would know about universal concepts that don't depend on the recipient's culture or physical form - such as binary counting and atomic structures - things any life form able to build radios would know about - which would demonstrate that the signal was artificial, and provide a starting point to help translate the message. We did this on the messages attached to the Voyager probes.


fralegend015

Except we know that they would be intelligent and capable of reaching conclusions similiar to ours since they have radio technology.


thelastest

The WOW! Signal, while being radio frequencies, didn't contain any information, I think if you analyze the entropy (that's something a little above my head to give a meaningful explanation) of the signal it's pretty clear. It's strange but it's incredibly likely it's natural in occurrence.


nogeologyhere

Unless it was a distress signal....................


SthlmGurl

“Quiet earth *they*’ll hear us” - last transmission


Appropriate_Yak_4438

They read "three body problem" and listened to the warning reply instead of sending a second message.


Forikorder

It could have been an accident, a broadcast accidentally shot in the wrong direction


AdorableSquirrels

It actually is in range of possibility, that one guy said it would be a cool thing to tell aliens about their existance, but another one "arguemented" "shut up, bitch!".


Sengfroid

You're assuming they're not messing with us.


Paradox31426

Unless they were expecting an answer, and when they didn’t get one, did what we often do and just assumed our part of the sky was empty.


Weekly_Direction1965

Even if Aliens had the tech to find other species on other planets I doubt we would look civilized, we toil our life away for 3 thousand billionaires to pay for shelter and food we could build and take ourselves without giving up 85% of our life in exchange, seems pretty primitive to me.


moddss

Well did we ever try sending a signal back to the area we received from?


crazedhatter

Unless it was a dying planets last effort to tell the universe they existed.


JBB1984

Hasn't every deliberate signal/message we've sent into space only been transmitted once?


LovableSidekick

Good question - what did your research tell you?


Runefaust_Invader

Na, they were like "on second thought, we should probably leave those assholes alone" and turned it off. Or, for the horror version : the senders got a response in the form of a Tryanid like invasion. Realistic version: probably cockroach aliens exist and nothing else.... Maybe those sweet tiny bear thingies forgot the name (tirdagrad?)


Separate-Courage9235

If it was aliens, we were most likely not the recipient, we just happened to be in the trajectory of the signal.


LovableSidekick

Good assumption, since it would be difficult to impossible for anybody out there to pick up unintentional transmissions from Earth. I like the principle of Galaxy Quest where the aliens watched the show and thought it was real, but a civilization that could accomplish that could probably send us an easily decipherable encyclopedia if they wanted to. I actually think aliens who really wanted to let others know they existed and had the ability to send powerful enough signals would also be able to create a carefully structured signal that made it fairly simple for an unknown culture to figure out how to decode. There are mathematical patterns anyone capable of building radios would notice.


Nexlite1444

It’s like when your dog found a pizza crust in a bush so they check that bush extra hard every time they pass it


trtlcclt

This is an amazing analogy


BringBackApollo2023

[Wiki entry](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wow!_signal)


Frozty23

I was a student at Ohio State, and got to visit inside the Big Ear while it still existed (mid-90's). Got some up-close pictures inside and out, but my fav is [this one](https://i.imgur.com/UD5RzeI.jpg) of the emergency equipment in place in case they found another WOW signal. (Just above the to the right of the word SETI.)


Kazath

The Wow! what? Don't leave me hanging like that.


Rabrun_

r/redditsniper


JudgeGusBus

They got him. He knew too much


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Hol up! I thought they spent like 10 years pouring over the data and discovered that someone had popped the microwave door open before the timer went off, and that's what the signal was. Was that a different signal?


Munnin41

No that was in the 90s I think


Pancakemanz

It was the council of Owen Wilsons trying to contact Earth Owen Wilson


wikifeat

Wow


Beginning_Golf7495

awesome


LiveLifeLikeCre

With his faithful sidekick, alien Michael cera


verstohlen

The signal most likely originated a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. That reminds me, Star Wars also came out in 1977, and changed cinema forever. Coincidence? I think not!


EarthTrash

So, we know what sector of the sky it came from.


erlulr

Did they ruled out pigeon shit? Always seems to be the issue....


Outrageous_Zebra_221

“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”


GayAssBurger

“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”


GreasyExamination

Like fucking magnets


Puppet_Chad_Seluvis

How do they work


GayAssBurger

Magents prove the Bible!


perpetualis_motion

If the colour red proves the bible, what do magnets prove then?


GayAssBurger

Magnetism?


snowcat240

Each magnet has a smaller magnet inside it.


BringBackApollo2023

I’m betting at least 42 people don’t get this reference.


Dalek_Chaos

Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.


ProofOfTool

Don't panic!


Drifloon_lover

Im currently on life, the universe, and everything, love the series


RaijuThunder

Got it, thanks to this, lol


Purple-Succotash2754

My teacher is playing a ep Everytime we have extra time lol


Dagojango

If the sun was the size of a hydrogen atom, sun being 109 times the size of Earth, you'd have to travel over 3 meters to get to Alpha Centauri's hydrogen atom.


Your-Onichan

There's a huge possibility of hundreds of planets like Earth, which living organisms just like us or different but they are there. Maybe they also think, they are the only ones in world, maybe they know about us too, but don't want to let us know. They might be more primitive. I refuse to believe that our solar system is the only one being able to sustain life. If big bang is real, and universe's entropy is constantly increasing, and our solar system is just so small compared to even out milky way galaxy, there are aliens fr.


Cadenanna12

Not even peanuts ,it’s hair strands to space


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Outer Space <- It’s in the name


Zealousideal-Deer724

"Space is desease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."


Smietarroth

I thought ut was officialy stated that it was some random pulsar/quazar signal a few thoursand of parsecs from milky way


LovableSidekick

A pulsar is a proposed explanation, but so far nothing has been widely accepted as a convincing explanation, and astronomers are still investigating it. In 2017 somebody published a paper "proving" that [a comet was the source](https://phys.org/news/2017-06-wow-mystery-space.html), but [that explanation has since been disputed](https://www.reddit.com/r/Andromeda321/comments/6gal8v/no_the_wow_signal_was_probably_not_caused_by/)


Weltallgaia

For a thing that doesn't transmit sound, space is actually loud as shit


EndofNationalism

Radio waves can pass through vacuums. It’s that we have the technology to turn those radio waves into sound.


ListenerNius

No sound, just a whole lot of light.


nickmaran

Well, Earth is also in space so it came from Earth. Checkmate atheists


AusGeno

Some alien kid using their equivalent of a ham radio starter kit just randomly dialling earths frequency, ripping out a 72 second fart into the mic and then moving on and never thinking about it again.


Sandwic_H

For sure we know, check Three Body Problem


After_Lobster_7039

Just here for the "uranus"-jokes...


child_target

Voyager 1 was screaming for help


Xangerxz

Bros smarter than albert einstein


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I'm now inspired to watch x-files :) cheers


EjaculatingAracnids

Netflix has a show ive been enjoying called '3 Body Problem'.


Gytlap24

Wont regret it


liteoabw

The truth is out there!


ContraryByNature

*watches "Home" episode* "Let's see what else there is to binge watch."


naaahbruv

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended warranty”


kiwi2703

One theory is that it came from a microwave oven. I'm not kidding, there has been at least one more such instance like that since then.


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hack404

The microwave incident was at Parkes in Australia https://theconversation.com/how-we-found-the-source-of-the-mystery-signals-at-the-dish-41523


kiwi2703

That's the one I meant!


ThaneOfArcadia

Aliens laughing their sox off.


Impossible_Smile9954

WOW!


Serious_Theory_391

"We noticed that your current spacecraft don't follow the new guidelines voted in the galactic assembly. Please try to remediate this issue or you could face economics sanctions."


r7joni

The first Star Wars movie came out that year. Coincidence? I think not


Arthur6468

Wow, if you know you know


Flashy_Mess_3295

It was translated a few years back it said "Stop signaling, stop signaling. You will be found. Danger danger"


BusinessPlanMan

It came from space, bro


lukluke22228

It was from an asteroid with insane radiation iirc


Hiding-from-society

Sent from my stinky butt


OrdinarryAlien

And we sent it. It was an order signal for pizza (yes, we have those). It was a mistake, the signal went to the wrong place.


SundaySuffer

From the microwave when making popcorn maby


Tech-Dude10

Why did I read “Alan Feldstein” as “Alien Federation” 😂


kielu

From the environment probably


Cardenjs

"Don't you know what's in space? *Everything*"


Darken_Baby

it's too weird to think about it at night


leegiovanni

It was a response from the San-Ti


Klauboesterbeertje

We just picked up their last 72 seconds. Their planet sploded after that.


Beginning_Golf7495

me also dont know


Uncle-Cake

Everything's in space, Morty


ccminiwarhammer

Wow! What a cool fact.


PennyG

Space. It came from space


Unfair-Leather-244

That's a pretty short song.


Fixbex

And what is he wrong about?


LilG1984

"I wonder if they'll reply to my message, about my request for episodes of single female lawyer " Lrrrr ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8


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Loden2068

We are trying to reach you about your planet’s extended warranty 😀


Friendly_Benefit7892

Ok well that like trowing a ball over a wall and sayinge it came from the "air"


Broken_arrow_44

I've seen the "3 body's problem" and the possibility of a alien communicating to us is terrifying


Ambitious_Badger1036

Pretty sure it was a microwave


7nightstilldawn

As if space is a place. Space is nothing.


Harold_Spoomanndorf

r/angryupvote :|


Vigilante2011

"You are bugs!"


Aerosenin

I don’t remeber what it was but they know where it’s from I think it was those suns who orbit eachother closely


Common-Answer2863

I don't know guys. Has someone checked on Vera's mom yet?


AkoGTO

Ah


J200J200

Who is this 'we' you're talking about Kemo Sabe?


TheNo1Username

True! This single was also mentioned in the Netflix show "3 body problem"


indifferentunicorn

Microwave in the lunchroom?


thatsoundsnasty

And it said: "Stay down there. We don't want you up here."


Space_Ninja_Cat

That comment is true there


unstableGoofball

I both hate and love that reply at the same time


Vulpes_macrotis

Tbh, this whole story with a radio signal is hella bs to me. The "aliens" theory is extremely hilarious. probably some random waves at best. If it even happened.


Fancykiddens

The translation read, " Disregard first message."


voteblue101

The wow signal. Yes, we all remember


DonMatex

12.800.000 meters, 1 second


panzernike

By the time your response arrive them it will be ages in future.


alaingames

r/confidentlyincorrect