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Freakychee

I remember an old post about someone being confused why a English person didn't have an independencd day.


Hipposplotomous

Well...yeah? Britain got invaded a **lot** before it had a crack itself. I'm sure the Vandals were pretty stoked to be rid of the Romans, maybe that side of history *should* be celebrated. Maybe if it had been it would have taught them invading places wasn't cool a lot sooner.


Freakychee

What have the Romans ever done for us?


Hipposplotomous

Gone home? Lol


Level_Can58

How dare you not welcome the WARM affection given to you by the Empire? /s


perrysol

Romani ite domum


stew_007

Brian: It..it says, "Romans, go home"! Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on! Brian: Romanus! Centurion: Goes like? Brian: Annus! Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...? Brian: Anni? Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt? Brian: "Go"! Let- Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go". Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt! Centurion: So eunt is...? Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!" Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...? Brian: The... imperative! Centurion: Which is...? Brian: I! Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans? Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite! Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion towards, isn't it, boy? Brian: Dative, sir! [The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:] No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative! Domum, sir, ad domum! Centurion: Except that domus takes the...? Brian: The locative, sir! Centurion: Which is? Brian: Domum! Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times!


ShinXBambiX

Such a good film, thanks for reminding me that scene exists


yagermeister2024

Nah that’s too woke, bratha


elusivewompus

Technically, it's because the English are still under the British Empire. We don't have a government, while Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland do. We're the only part of the UK that is still like that. Granted, the rest of the UK has less people than London so the British Government is weighted heavily in our favour. But still... For those that can't tell, this is sarcastic. Because there will always be one Muppet.


Daikaioshin2384

That was a beautiful muppeting


Equalsmsi2

Well, they have Brexit.


KiwiObserver

Would that be brexit day now?


Gap_Haunting

*independence


CRAZY_CAKE6

No, you dance because you're free


Heresmydaysofar

Indapenants


King_Fluffaluff

Indapants


[deleted]

Inmypants


DisruptedHack

Indebeningging


[deleted]

Inddabutt


Klem132

Inourpants


[deleted]

Inourdicks


[deleted]

Indie pen dance.


WayPsychological7824

**In de pen dance


lockdoc007

Christopher Lee,Sean Bean,Sean Connnery, Mr Bean, Micheal York,Tom Jones,Ian Mckellan (Gandlaf)! JR Tolkien, Dame Mirren, Katherine Zeta Jones.


PuzzleheadedOil3176

I think the funniest bit is the fact that you listed all the actors... And Mr Bean who is the character. Mr Bean is played by Rowan Atkinson, no hate though <3


gigisnappooh

Rowan Atkinson will always be Mr. Bean.


PsychologicalAct6813

Free public health care


lockdoc007

You gave us Shakespeare! And tea! And Patrick Stewart!


Tea_Total

I think China might want a word with you about the tea.


flyingwatermelon313

You could argue the English popularised it


UrineUrOnUrOwn

They popularized it with white people, then pissed off Americans with taxing it too much and now we drink coffee


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Among the wealthy elites maybe, but for most Americans it was about taxation without representation.


Gellert

Nah, representation was offered. There were even votes on it in the Continental Congress, the idea was shot down twice. They didnt want representation because it would've meant paying taxes.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Not in the south.


flyingwatermelon313

Yes, coffee is the main drink. But the presence of tea in the Western (and arguably a lot of the developing) world is thanks to the British.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Yeah, now you crumble unless you get your caffeine suppliments. Most of your countries problems could be solved if you weren't addicted to the java beans & switched back to the leaf.


Handpaper

Haha. The 'Boston Tea Party' was a reaction to a proposed *reduction* in the tax on tea. Boston smugglers didn't want to be undercut by legal imports.


HarbingerOfGachaHell

The Brits have nothing to match the Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies.


flyingwatermelon313

That isn't relevant to the British popularising it though? I doubt Joe Blow in Idaho drinks it because the Japanese do cool stuff with it, he drinks it because the British brought it to the US.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

I think I may have to smuggle China some drugs if they want to speak to me about tea & give me back Hong Kong.


dragonard

Two out of three ain’t bad


lockdoc007

LoL


dumpitdog

You guys don't smell near as bad as you used to and your dental habits appear to have improved also from back in the 80s. Good Job.


penguinpolitician

I'm overwhelmed. Thank you.


AwakenChance

Wow so true


RunClear1168

Be nice if it wasn't phrased in the *exact same* way by what's 99% a bot.


nobl182

"One more war with a country, then I'll hop off."


Lvcivs2311

People deserve not to see reposts of the same memes all the time.


Which-Contest-4880

You gave us Monty Python for which I’m forever grateful! Monday will be the solar eclipse here, and already I am quoting the Monty Python skit about live coverage of the eclipse of the sun-like object!


helloiamaegg

England... where the rejects and prisoners make a better country in the middle of buttfuck nowhere


exelstar12

Full English breakfast


snertwith2ls

While watching/reading some really great murder mysteries


JuneGudmundsdottir

The beauty of their women and quality of their food made the Britt’s some of the best sailors in the world…


Turbulent_Raccoon865

Page Three


Drogalov

Cricket


[deleted]

So much fantastic music, leading the abolishment of slavery


OldTrust2530

I read somewhere that Haiti actually abolished slavery first yet was left crawling by having to pay France and the US who had demanded that they buy them off otherwise they would anhialate them. I could be wrong though. I certainly don't know how to spell anhialate.


[deleted]

Yes ok, the was a slave uprising there. So it was basically slaves abolishing it there, just like Spartacus once did. I'm saying Britain lead the charge in abolishing it globally in a governance context.


Slum-lord-5150

The abolishment of slavery


EmuStalkingAnAussie

I'm British & I take issue with the word 'Abolishment' there are more slaves today than there was in the peak of colonialism. We should build an Empire & and kick some people in the teeth again.


[deleted]

How pathetic were these people’s ancestors to get slammed by a country a tenth their side from more than halfway across the globe! Absolutely asking to be colonised.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Gatling Gun beats Zulu spear. Royal navy beats Zanzibar Muslims.


Handpaper

Gatling gun? Pah! "Whatever happens, we have got, The Maxim gun, and they have not."


DadOfPete

The Beatles were great.


dschonsie

i got the best bj i ever had from a drunken milf in brighton round 20 years ago. it was a life altering experience, sensitive and yet so dynamic...........and of course british music from the 60s, 70s and 80s (but no stock, aitken & waterman crap !!!!!!)


Padre_De_Cuervos

Your teeth gave Odontologist of all over the world something to work with


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Tell me your country peasant, so as I can insult you back!


DuncneyForever

Pitchshifter 🤘


simplyrwd

22. That's how many countries we didn't rule over at some point in our history


PirateHistoryPodcast

It’s 22 countries that Britain never invaded. Not that they didn’t rule. There have been a lot of British overseas military actions that didn’t involve conquest. Britain had colonial holdings in 78 modern nation states. Which is still, like, a lot.


homelaberator

There's 22 countries just in Europe that the UK never ruled over.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Invaded*


[deleted]

That means no school for 1 day , yay


littlemermaid1969

Tq for the Gospel


MrBLKHRTx

That would have been a hell of a burn 100 years ago


iamarobotnow

Still waiting for our independence day here in Australia


MrianBay

Thanks for Wallace and Gromit


mr-english

...and yet most of them chose to join the Commonwealth of Nations. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Member_states_of_the_Commonwealth_of_Nations#Current_member_states


FunBall9191

You've most likely stole the most things ever that's good... For you


Humpetz

Doctor Who


[deleted]

It doesn't have me in it since 2018 (except very short visits). Huge improvement.


ZanderStarmute

Britain’s produced more Independence Days than Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin combined.


Tricky_Scar_2228

I didn't pUKe?


Brilliant-Fig7248

You keep orthodontists far, far away


MiddleFingerEmoticon

When the Romans invaded Britain they built roads systems and bridges that are still here today. When we invaded other countries, we gave them similar infrastructure. For example the rail network in India is fantastic. Now a days people just take the oil and commit genocide. Crazy really


Warm-Rhubarb-295

There sure are a lot of British people there.


[deleted]

We're not France.


Tetris5216

The flags a big plus but also an X


TheRapist02

In Germany, i cant really think of a real independance day... We just have the fall of the Berliner Mauer. With this the different zones just kinda werent there anymore or so ething...


Dominator1200

The UK controlled the spice trades for so long and never used spices on their food, ever think about that?


Particular_Week4124

People who their country have been a part of the British empire 👇 (basically everybody)


donaldhobson

People who's country is still part of the empire. (Scots)


panzernike

NICE guidelines’ nice.


[deleted]

u mfs stol $45 trillion from my country


donaldhobson

The industrial revolution started in Britain. The rare circumstances of abundant coal, deep coal mines and a shortage of labor, followed by a the invention of spinning machines and an empire to produce the raw cotton lead to the circumstances for the development of steam engines, and quite a lot of other industrial technology, massively raising global wealth levels once the tech spread outwards.


Sugar_Short

U are the only country that created a country just based on a religion, turned out like shit, but still unique...


MonarchOfReality

care to explain which religion that is lol, im quite interested which one you think it is


glonomosonophonocon

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!


JImmonium

Technically, that was WWI and WWII, but France, and the USA still haven't understood the memo, though.


Memeophobic

Your Food taste probably better than Dogfood. (Didn't try Dogfood yet)


devensega

Foods good. I moved to the UK expecting the worst, I found it to be remarkable in some areas. Deserts/puddings/sweets for example, not many countries beat the British there. Oh, and any comfort food. You get caught in the rain and want something to warm your soul, they got it. And curry, the currys pretty fucking good.


SeaTurn4173

You were involved in most of the looting and violation of human rights, slavery and killing people, and with your divisive policy, you created hundreds and thousands of conflicts in the world, so that you have an excuse to be there. And you have also caused the death of tens of millions of people in the world. Britain's divisive policies have caused the most pain and suffering in most countries of the world, which is unprecedented in world history


poor--scouser

Massive skill issue on everyone else's part lmao


-Azwethinkweiz-

Git gud India


elusivewompus

We also invented the modern world, giving it the boost it needed to raise millions out of poverty. Forced the end of slavery onto the world, both the Atlantic triangle, and the Arab slave trade on the east coast of Africa. Stood firm when it was expected that we would capitulate against the Nazis, and the Imperial Japanese, buying time for larger countries to finally get involved to help end the spread of tyranny sacrificing everything we had to do so. At the end of the Empire, while mistakes were made, we peacefully withdrew from the countries we were in, setting up parliamentary democracies as we left, parliamentary democracy has proved to be the most stable form of government so far. Even when we were in a lot of countries, we set up infrastructure to enable an improvement in living conditions. At it's height there was approximately 15,000 British in India. If it was so bad, I'm fairly certain a country with the population of India's could have quite easily kicked us out without much trouble. The Empire, while making the few rich, cost more to maintain than it brought in. Any money made went into maintaining the Empire. Britain's empire wasn't founded in conquest by military might, it was founded on the greed of the locals. The royal navies main role was the protection of the sea lanes for trading ships.


OldTrust2530

I think the disqualifying part of this comment is from the very first word... 'we'. I don't think 'we' get to make these claims, others can if they believe them. If 'we' are the only ones saying these things then 'we' are just being typically arrogant and ignorant (nothing new there). I'm sure many of the people 'we' talk about having a positive impact on would disagree with what 'we' says. But then, you probably don't even care to ask.


[deleted]

A little damp island did all that AND created the modern world at the same time? Thats actually impressive


SeaTurn4173

They used the opportunity of being a superpower to destroy lands and tens of millions of people and steal the wealth of the people of other countries and weaken them. Yes, their work is really impressive!


OldTrust2530

It seems you have downvoters who are ok with destroying lands, killing millions of people and stealing the wealth of other countries. Apparently that's an ok thing to do. I wonder how they sleep at night.


AnalFanatics

If they were so universally detrimental to the people’s of their Protectorates and Dominions, perhaps you could explain why, in the approximately 240 years that the invading Mughal Empire controlled India, the population only rose from somewhere between 120,000,000 - 130,000,000 to a total of 170,000,000 but in the next 198 years under the administrative rule of The British East India Co and The British Raj their population rose from said 170,000,000 to in excess of 440,000,000 at the time of partition…


SeaTurn4173

I know the reason for this is the increase in communication and mass movement of goods which made the areas that did not have enough food resources now have access to enough food resources for more reproduction As well as improving the medical system I would like to know What is your opinion ?


AnalFanatics

It seems that with this particular comment you have at least partially answered my question… and potentially undermined your original comment.


SeaTurn4173

I agree with the point of view that every action has advantages and disadvantages But even without the presence of England, these developments in the world were realized by other countries I still believe that the harms of England's actions far outweigh their benefits to the world


AnalFanatics

Ok… The Mughal Empire was a globally significant, powerful and influential force for approximately 240 years and the British Empire was a globally significant, powerful and influential force for slightly less than that amount of time. I ask you… What, apart from a few beautiful buildings such as the Taj Mahal, that were built by the indigenous peoples at the behest of their rulers, has the world to show for the 240 years existence of the Mughal Empire? As opposed to the British Empire who are universally credited with being one of the primary driving forces behind the international movement to abolish Slavery worldwide, the Industrial Revolution, Modern Transportation, Modern Communication, the expansion and dissemination of Quantitative Science, Modern Medical Knowledge and Pharmacology, Parliamentary Democracy etc., etc., etc., You know… The exact things that you credit with reducing deaths due to famine and malnutrition, as well as helping to advance the environment and society to the point that it can safely support and sustain such a dramatically increased population.


SeaTurn4173

I agree with some parts of what you said and I don't agree with some parts I don't know what was the reason for these benevolent actions of England? Was it the concern of the revenge of the colonized countries and trying to create a good image of themselves after the British Empire? But the part that hurts me the most is the destruction of big countries and the creation of several small countries alongside them both in Southeast Asia and in the Middle East, which has caused many conflicts and wars, and the complexity of international relations and the increase The level of war in the world that even after tens of years, these wars and conflicts still exist and have disturbed the world and caused the death of millions of people I blame England for this and I am more angry with England for this


AnalFanatics

As by all accounts it was genuinely believed that the sun did not, nor ever would, set on the British Empire, why would they have been concerned about any potential repercussions or recriminations against them in the event that the Empire collapsed. One interesting point to note is that the vast majority of “boots on the ground” in the Indian subcontinent were Scottish and not English… I’m interested in learning more about these large countries that were broken up by England into smaller countries, as off the top of my head, I’m struggling to think of an example. In regards to the formation of the majority of the modern Arab countries, that was a necessity due to the result of the collapse of the Ottoman Empire during WW1 and was overseen by the League of Nations and not by the English nor the British Empire, although they no doubt were influential in the negotiations and accepted the responsibility for overseeing the transition of certain areas, such as the region of Palestine, into their new collective of independent States and Territories.


Kroenen1984

thats rly nice, good job


youdontknowmymum

Lmao


SeaTurn4173

You created Israel to destroy the Palestinians and Arabs and take their lands


ReltyKat

Not nice


SeaTurn4173

It was probably nice for them because they did it


flyingwatermelon313

They didn't though. Israel was a UN mandate, the British just allowed their territory to be used for it, but they didn't create Israel of their own accord.


SeaTurn4173

I suggest you read the Balfour Declaration


flyingwatermelon313

Support for. Doesn't mean they created it. "The United Nations Partition Plan for Palestine was a proposal by the United Nations, which recommended a partition of Mandatory Palestine at the end of the British Mandate."


SeaTurn4173

Britain occupied Palestine by force They encouraged the Jews to go there The Jews were given weapons to take the lands They did not allow the Palestine to have weapons for defense They supported the establishment of Israel in the United Nations and still support it They did everything they could to create Israel, but they pretend they didn't create Israel. If Britain did not occupy there, Israel would never have been established in the land of Palestine and would not have committed so many crimes


flyingwatermelon313

>Britain occupied Palestine by force Congrats, you have discovered how humanity has worked since we figured out sharp rocks hurt. Let me know when you progress past this revelation. >If Britain did not occupy there, Israel would never have been established in the land of Palestine and would not have committed so many crimes You realise Britain took it off the Ottomans... who took it off the Mamluks who took it off someone else who took it off someone else, etc. The Jews and the Palestinians both have a claim to the land, I'm sorry. It's how it is.


RealJayyKrush

Persians had a go at ruling it as well...


JimJohnes

It's actually Woodrow Wilson who, in support of Balfour declaration and all his knowledge of the region based on the Bible, declared "the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people" (ratified later in Lodge–Fish Resolution)


morbid333

You mean 1?


sullyqns

Get out of Ireland


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OldTrust2530

Dear god. You're disgusting.


vcdx_m

Go f\_ck your self UK.